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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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Jfc
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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  04/08/23
This is so fucked up.
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crusty insanely creepy lodge coffee pot
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
deep den
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
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  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
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Purple Impertinent Hunting Ground
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Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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Big if true
self-centered blood rage
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So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Tick tock spaceporn
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  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
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  04/09/23
You’re fucked pal
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Jesus.
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
aromatic cyan boistinker
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When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
Coral metal dopamine codepig
  05/01/23
couple weeks ago. you?
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irradiated lavender corner
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
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new here?
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
Coral metal dopamine codepig
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I can confirm.
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throwaway?
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I can't say more.
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i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really ...
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new poaster, first day?
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like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
talking mint bbw
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This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
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SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
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this board is like a schizophrenic AI
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: aromatic cyan boistinker

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: exciting goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Brass sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Big mustard reading party boiling water

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Trip topaz abode

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Purple Impertinent Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Geriatric laser beams theater stage

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Brass sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Khaki French Pit Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Purple Impertinent Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: Jade boyish potus

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Bateful party of the first part milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: irradiated lavender corner

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: crusty insanely creepy lodge coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: deep den

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Indecent mahogany quadroon tanning salon

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: Onyx depressive lay

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Purple Impertinent Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Titillating nudist point coldplay fan

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: charcoal vigorous nursing home wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Transparent Abnormal Market

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: slate misunderstood becky circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: self-centered blood rage

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: charcoal vigorous nursing home wagecucks

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: aromatic cyan boistinker

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: crusty insanely creepy lodge coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: Unholy trust fund fat ankles

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Coral metal dopamine codepig

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Unholy trust fund fat ankles

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Coral metal dopamine codepig

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Purple Impertinent Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Comical base

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: pontificating cracking dragon

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: grizzly state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Transparent Abnormal Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: aromatic cyan boistinker

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Coral metal dopamine codepig

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: aromatic cyan boistinker

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: aromatic cyan boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: irradiated lavender corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: talking mint bbw

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: salmon cerebral hospital prole

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Brass sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Slimy Sick Orchestra Pit Voyeur

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Coral metal dopamine codepig

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: irradiated lavender corner

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Slimy Sick Orchestra Pit Voyeur

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: irradiated lavender corner

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Slimy Sick Orchestra Pit Voyeur

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: irradiated lavender corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: talking mint bbw

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Big mustard reading party boiling water

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: talking mint bbw

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Learning disabled jet cruise ship

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Indecent mahogany quadroon tanning salon

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Slimy Sick Orchestra Pit Voyeur

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Learning disabled jet cruise ship

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: grizzly state

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: marvelous legend twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: grizzly state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Aqua new version

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Frum Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Slimy Sick Orchestra Pit Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Glittery Pearl Location National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Indecent mahogany quadroon tanning salon

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: marvelous legend twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: bat shit crazy disturbing chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Bateful party of the first part milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: massive crackhouse queen of the night

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Adventurous Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Purple Impertinent Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Indecent mahogany quadroon tanning salon

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...#48360611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
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