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did i just fuck up at firm event?

my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenber...
Cerebral ruddy wrinkle
  07/16/23
lol alpha af
maize fluffy hell
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big associate antidepressant drug
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electric blue jewess
  07/16/23
You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it
aphrodisiac bat shit crazy parlour indirect expression
  07/16/23
You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash the...
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concupiscible bespoke locale
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trip deranged wagecucks
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niggerstomper59
  05/01/26
just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closel...
Cerebral ruddy wrinkle
  07/16/23
Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did...
trip deranged wagecucks
  07/16/23
assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. w...
Cerebral ruddy wrinkle
  07/16/23
It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review...
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Nofapping Office Prole
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180 Stain
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Curious Cruel-hearted Friendly Grandma Psychic
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Soul-stirring Free-loading Death Wish Party Of The First Part
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Cerebral ruddy wrinkle
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Maroon rigor
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Thriller Slippery Box Office
  11/29/23
first off, fuck your ass and the clique you claim
ungodly institution
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Update: OP is now managing partner of the firm
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Date: July 16th, 2023 12:32 AM
Author: Cerebral ruddy wrinkle

my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenberger to give the keynote address. it really was a great speech. afterward, he was mingling with several firm bigwigs and i walked up to try to ingratiate myself. i felt a little self-conscious sidling up like that and tried to break the tension with a joke. as soon as i walked up i looked at sully and said “well, i guess everyone’s the hero of their own story, right?” i’m actually a big fan and thought my comment would be self-evidently tongue in cheek. anyway, nobody said anything for like the longest three seconds of my life and sully finally responded with a very sober (and just gracious enough to be deadly) “i suppose that’s often the case, son.” my group head immediately stepped in to remind sully of someone he wanted him to meet and the crowd dispersed. haven’t heard anything from any of them since. what’s my play here?

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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:34 AM
Author: maize fluffy hell

lol alpha af

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Date: July 16th, 2023 12:34 AM
Author: big associate antidepressant drug



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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:28 AM
Author: electric blue jewess



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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:33 AM
Author: aphrodisiac bat shit crazy parlour indirect expression

You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it

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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:36 AM
Author: Lascivious Lodge

You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash their planes."

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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: concupiscible bespoke locale



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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM
Author: trip deranged wagecucks



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spot



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)



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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Cerebral ruddy wrinkle

just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closely. he said the hardest part of his night was not busting out laughing when i said it but that he wouldn’t want to be me today. how bad is this likely to get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2...#46553249)



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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:40 AM
Author: trip deranged wagecucks

Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did a little bit of piloting and once landed an Airbus in the Hudson, you just weren't a publicity hound about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2...#46553255)



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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:45 AM
Author: Cerebral ruddy wrinkle

assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. would there be some way for the firm to verify this? faa records or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2...#46553272)



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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM
Author: trip deranged wagecucks

It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review every FAA record to confirm you didn't land an AirBus in the Hudson. If they get really aggressive, you can also mention that you were working for the CIA at the time and the details of the incident are classified. If they have a top secret clearance and a plausible need to know, then you can share the details but until then you've said as much as you can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2...#46553282)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:03 AM
Author: Cerebral ruddy wrinkle



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:05 AM
Author: Thriller Slippery Box Office



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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Nofapping Office Prole



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: 180 Stain



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Curious Cruel-hearted Friendly Grandma Psychic



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spot



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Free-loading Death Wish Party Of The First Part



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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:03 AM
Author: Cerebral ruddy wrinkle



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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Maroon rigor



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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Thriller Slippery Box Office



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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: ungodly institution

first off, fuck your ass and the clique you claim

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Date: February 14th, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: Cerebral ruddy wrinkle



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Date: October 17th, 2024 12:50 AM
Author: Cerebral ruddy wrinkle



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Date: March 21st, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Cerebral ruddy wrinkle



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Date: March 21st, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: galvanic house rigpig



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Racy point

Update: OP is now managing partner of the firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2...#48768838)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: boltzmann penis



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