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SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a...
insecure shrine
  04/09/24
People's exhibit A: "Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM ...
garnet razzmatazz casino
  04/09/24
Sounds like some Epstein shit
coral newt
  04/09/24
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cracking flushed queen of the night
  08/30/24
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Useless motley therapy partner
  02/11/25
SP must have nerves of steel, taking a group of young boys t...
fatty nigger
  02/24/26
*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*
Bright locale
  02/11/25
Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?
Blathering amber stead
  04/09/24
I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but i...
insecure shrine
  04/09/24
Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?
Blathering amber stead
  04/09/24
No school tomorrow Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.
insecure shrine
  04/09/24
Stop lying.
Blathering amber stead
  04/09/24
I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They ...
insecure shrine
  04/09/24
Even if that is true you should still be working at your law...
Blathering amber stead
  04/09/24
Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving t...
insecure shrine
  04/09/24
I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacation...
Blathering amber stead
  04/09/24
I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn&rs...
insecure shrine
  04/09/24
Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this...
chartreuse sex offender
  04/09/24
Pedophile
insecure shrine
  04/09/24
Face time little nigga 👏
Blathering amber stead
  04/09/24
spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having t...
Laughsome institution
  04/10/24
I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids ...
dun thriller parlor antidepressant drug
  04/09/24
Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.
hairraiser metal nursing home
  04/09/24
i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report car...
dun thriller parlor antidepressant drug
  04/10/24
Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room....
insecure shrine
  04/09/24
To be fair, Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflata...
Diverse Office
  04/09/24
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duck-like umber factory reset button useless brakes
  04/09/24
It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house...
insecure shrine
  04/09/24
To be fair, Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep ...
Diverse Office
  04/09/24
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Haunting Really Tough Guy
  04/09/24
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Bespoke bonkers lodge
  04/11/24
Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?
Impressive chapel
  04/09/24
Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get ...
insecure shrine
  04/09/24
I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'...
Impressive chapel
  04/09/24
See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.
insecure shrine
  04/09/24
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galvanic cocky piazza
  04/09/24
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Bespoke bonkers lodge
  04/11/24
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Provocative property mexican
  04/09/24
To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bear...
Haunting Really Tough Guy
  04/09/24
Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife ...
insecure shrine
  04/09/24
They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to...
insecure shrine
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you ...
Diverse Office
  04/09/24
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Ultramarine people who are hurt
  04/09/24
How’s the spaghetti
chartreuse sex offender
  04/09/24
? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my h...
insecure shrine
  04/09/24
The bar spaghetti
chartreuse sex offender
  04/09/24
Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.
insecure shrine
  04/09/24
?
chartreuse sex offender
  04/09/24
Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids ...
insecure shrine
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.....
Diverse Office
  04/09/24
Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties d...
insecure shrine
  04/09/24
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Diverse Office
  04/10/24
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insecure shrine
  04/10/24
Beast mode thread Let the haters seethe
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godawful son of senegal
  12/10/25
Please don't molest any of those kids
Territorial orange cruise ship gaping
  04/09/24
You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of...
insecure shrine
  04/09/24
It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you ...
Territorial orange cruise ship gaping
  04/09/24
…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of ...
insecure shrine
  04/09/24
Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbag...
Territorial orange cruise ship gaping
  04/09/24
You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that&rsq...
insecure shrine
  04/09/24
I suggested you don't commit a crime. You falsely accused...
Territorial orange cruise ship gaping
  04/09/24
It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so s...
dun thriller parlor antidepressant drug
  04/09/24
TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a cr...
Exhilarant Persian
  04/10/24
lol why do you think he's there?
garnet razzmatazz casino
  04/09/24
Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel...
insecure shrine
  04/09/24
So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have p...
coral newt
  04/09/24
Pedophile.
insecure shrine
  04/09/24
Yes you are
garnet razzmatazz casino
  04/09/24
Pedophile
insecure shrine
  04/09/24
dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ st...
Turquoise mad cow disease
  04/10/24
"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn
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Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The vi...
Violet bearded hall
  04/10/24
The view of what, exactly?
Haunting Really Tough Guy
  04/10/24
Thats not me
insecure shrine
  04/10/24
What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night...
Blathering amber stead
  04/10/24
A very dumb one
Embarrassed To The Bone Snowy Sandwich
  04/10/24
Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep...
Wonderful Chad State
  04/10/24
The view. Lol.
Supple fantasy-prone pit
  04/10/24
Spaceporn? Your response?
Wonderful Chad State
  04/10/24
I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thou...
insecure shrine
  04/10/24
You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass
Wonderful Chad State
  04/10/24
I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.
insecure shrine
  04/10/24
He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his s...
Blathering amber stead
  04/11/24
You’re a sick pedo
hyperactive school
  04/11/24
I really like it here.
Rose misanthropic wrinkle sound barrier
  04/10/24
Check yr throwaway
Supple fantasy-prone pit
  04/10/24
I don't see anything.
Rose misanthropic wrinkle sound barrier
  04/10/24
What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?
Supple fantasy-prone pit
  04/10/24
sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Amer...
Twisted Love Of Her Life
  04/10/24
it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arre...
bearded range windowlicker
  04/10/24
I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one ...
insecure shrine
  04/10/24
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Rose misanthropic wrinkle sound barrier
  04/11/24
you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must...
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dun thriller parlor antidepressant drug
  04/10/24
I refuse to believe this is the real SP
Gold digit ratio stage
  04/11/24
Lol why? It fits his MO to a T
Supple fantasy-prone pit
  04/11/24
I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t beli...
Gold digit ratio stage
  04/11/24
Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are &ldqu...
crystalline community account
  04/11/24
he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit li...
dun thriller parlor antidepressant drug
  04/11/24
It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases me...
insecure shrine
  04/11/24
this is a good example of what i said. you are well awar...
dun thriller parlor antidepressant drug
  04/11/24
Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to e...
insecure shrine
  04/11/24
cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease"...
dun thriller parlor antidepressant drug
  04/11/24
There are rules here? If those rules are kept
insecure shrine
  04/11/24
CR For example the original Halford pedo threading start...
Titillating insanely creepy native
  04/11/24
Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the di...
Gold digit ratio stage
  04/11/24
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duck-like umber factory reset button useless brakes
  04/11/24
What’s up with the outting
insecure shrine
  04/11/24
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Exhilarant Persian
  04/11/24
What’s with the outting
insecure shrine
  04/11/24
...
Exhilarant Persian
  04/11/24
Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got...
insecure shrine
  04/11/24
??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so ...
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  04/11/24
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That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop...
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yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't ...
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Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did y...
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serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice&quo...
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dun thriller parlor antidepressant drug
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i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs
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hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little...
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wow lmfao how did i miss this
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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: insecure shrine

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569256)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: garnet razzmatazz casino

People's exhibit A:

"Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM

Author: ;:;:::;:;:

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569759)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: coral newt

Sounds like some Epstein shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569767)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: cracking flushed queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#48026456)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Useless motley therapy partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#48645790)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)

SP must have nerves of steel, taking a group of young boys to spend the night at a hotel and have his disgusting way with them, and then come here and boast about it like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#49691215)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Bright locale

*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#48645797)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: Blathering amber stead

Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569262)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: insecure shrine

I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but it didn’t seem fair to make wife do the whole damn thing. I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything. I just have to stay here and make sure no one dies overnight. They are all goofy 13 year old boys so they will punch each other and see who cries and try to light farts and play crap hip hop etc I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569285)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Blathering amber stead

Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569402)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: insecure shrine

No school tomorrow

Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569404)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Blathering amber stead

Stop lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569418)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: insecure shrine

I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They have all these days off in the Middle of the week and what not. I can’t keep track but wife does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569424)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: Blathering amber stead

Even if that is true you should still be working at your law firm. I would kick you out of the partnership if I was your partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569447)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: insecure shrine

Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving to the office from out of town. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569452)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: Blathering amber stead

I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacations. I work weekends. What's your excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569484)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: insecure shrine

I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn’t until mid summer. I work plenty of weekends. I don’t go to church w family on Sundays because I go to the office instead. I used to work thru holidays in my 30s and 40s but not so much any more.

I have a mediation on Friday. There’s a quarter million in coverage. I’ll make my nut. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569542)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: chartreuse sex offender

Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this month 🤡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569764)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: insecure shrine

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569768)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: Blathering amber stead

Face time little nigga 👏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569791)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: Laughsome institution

spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having time for his family. you spin your wheels endlessly, churn out embarrassing drek despite putting so much time in, and don't have a family. yet you think this endlessly sisyphusian nightmare where you try to be a real lawyer is some sort of "pwn"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47570207)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: dun thriller parlor antidepressant drug

I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids have no school tomorrow as well. I’m not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569445)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: hairraiser metal nursing home

Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569784)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: dun thriller parlor antidepressant drug

i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report cards or some shit. they probably made sure it lined up with the muslim holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47571049)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: insecure shrine

Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room. W this and a sleeping bag and my sweater I should be fine to sleep out here while the kids are screaming at each other all night and practicing their uppercuts on each other and calling each other gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569276)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Diverse Office

To be fair,

Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflatable mattress and his plans to keep a bunch of kids up and screaming in his house all night, wow I've never seen this side of SP before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569280)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: duck-like umber factory reset button useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569287)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: insecure shrine

It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house. I don’t want 9 kids at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569290)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: Diverse Office

To be fair,

Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep all of that out of your house. Hotel room is neutral, much less to clean up and hide afterwards. Good thinking, SP. Anyway, enjoy your night with all of those little kids and the air mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569355)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Haunting Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569406)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Bespoke bonkers lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573248)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: Impressive chapel

Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569359)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: insecure shrine

Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get a free shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569399)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Impressive chapel

I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'll spare your innocent family and allow them to enjoy a vacation for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569451)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: insecure shrine

See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569459)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: galvanic cocky piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569827)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Bespoke bonkers lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573247)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Provocative property mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569461)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Haunting Really Tough Guy

To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bearable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569408)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: insecure shrine

Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife does it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569419)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: insecure shrine

They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to flip each other over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569381)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: Diverse Office

To be fair,

SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you how to flip Tommy over... ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569385)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Ultramarine people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569393)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: chartreuse sex offender

How’s the spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569409)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: insecure shrine

? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my hug at?” It was funny. All these kids try to talk like black gangsters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569411)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: chartreuse sex offender

The bar spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569412)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: insecure shrine

Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569415)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: chartreuse sex offender

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569425)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: insecure shrine

Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids party is going on and everyone is having cake and walk up to the adult in the room and say “ hey remember that time people on the internet kept Calling you a pedophile and it was obviously getting under your skin? Haha That was funny wasn’t it you sure you aren’t a pedo?“ If the answer is yes you’ve got a touch of the A. Because that’s what you are doing itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569432)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Diverse Office

To be fair,

SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.... so uh, can I have a lil touch of that 'a'....?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569439)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: insecure shrine

Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties dude. Because we are heading there w your talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569444)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Diverse Office

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47572042)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: insecure shrine

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47572157)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Provocative property mexican

Beast mode thread

Let the haters seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569462)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: insecure shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569466)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: dun thriller parlor antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569470)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Erotic Swashbuckling Stag Film Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47570546)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: godawful son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573719)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: pungent razzle-dazzle church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#48676933)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: godawful son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#48677120)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: godawful son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#49500193)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Territorial orange cruise ship gaping

Please don't molest any of those kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569736)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: insecure shrine

You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of the phrase doesn’t render it otherwise at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569738)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Territorial orange cruise ship gaping

It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569743)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: insecure shrine

…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of lawyer is the kind that’s just dumb. They clog everything up and they are belligerent and spiteful and petty and impossible assholes on every level They don’t know the law and they use poor judgment and tangle everything up unnecessarily for years because they are just too dumb to get it. Lawyers like this are a plague on the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569749)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Territorial orange cruise ship gaping

Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbags.

You just defamed me by calling me a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569754)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: insecure shrine

You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that’s why.

Your “suggestion” is probably defamatory in context. My thought is that you don’t understand that this is the case and you think framing a defamatory accusation as a “suggestion” somehow prevents a tortious event from occurring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569763)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Territorial orange cruise ship gaping

I suggested you don't commit a crime.

You falsely accused me of engaging in a disgusting "profession".

You're the one on shaky legal ground here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569777)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: dun thriller parlor antidepressant drug

It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569823)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: Exhilarant Persian

TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a crime.

spaceporn, I would suggest that you don't plan your bank deposits such that they don't hit the $10,000 reporting requirement, because that's a crime called structuring. But I WON'T suggest that because it would be defamatory to do so.

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569879)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: garnet razzmatazz casino

lol why do you think he's there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569766)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: insecure shrine

Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel porch on a Tuesday night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569770)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: coral newt

So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have pillow fights as you furiously jack your clitdick, you already explained/admitted it ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569774)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: insecure shrine

Pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569776)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: garnet razzmatazz casino

Yes you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569778)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: insecure shrine

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569780)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Turquoise mad cow disease

dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47569918)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: lascivious cowardly reading party

"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47570111)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Charismatic Pale Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573316)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Turquoise mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573560)



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Date: February 20th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: Useless motley therapy partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#48677595)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#49691356)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: Violet bearded hall

Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The view is incredible at night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47570101)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Haunting Really Tough Guy

The view of what, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47570235)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: insecure shrine

Thats not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47570634)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Blathering amber stead

What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47570476)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Snowy Sandwich

A very dumb one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47572104)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: Wonderful Chad State

Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep on an air mattress on the balcony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47570517)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Supple fantasy-prone pit

The view. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47570576)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: Wonderful Chad State

Spaceporn? Your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47570590)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: insecure shrine

I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thought there would be a little area set aside w bed and separate walled in partition consistent with the last time we stayed there years ago. When I arrived and saw the suite I realized that was not the case.

While there were several beds contained in the suite, they would all be occupied by the kids once they settled down and eventually went to sleep. I complained to my wife that there was no room for me to sleep and she said I could probably get another room for the night. A room there runs like $400. We'd already hit $1K budget on the party and I'm a cheapskate. I decided not to spend the extra money after I saw that I could move our inflatable mattress out on the balcony and just stay there for the night with a sleeping bag, more or less consistent in most respects with my original plan. Separate, but not absent.

Does that silly detailed response help? Don't irritate me today--I'm not in the mood for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47570628)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Wonderful Chad State

You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47570636)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: insecure shrine

I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47570644)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: Blathering amber stead

He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his successful attorney career. You are in a bad place spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47572851)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: hyperactive school

You’re a sick pedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47572843)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: Rose misanthropic wrinkle sound barrier

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47570593)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Supple fantasy-prone pit

Check yr throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47570598)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Rose misanthropic wrinkle sound barrier

I don't see anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47570754)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: Supple fantasy-prone pit

What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47570964)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Twisted Love Of Her Life

sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Americana

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47570762)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: bearded range windowlicker

it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arrested driving 8 kids all the way to wisconsin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47570981)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: insecure shrine

I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one of them opened the car door on the highway and barfed up hot dogs he had eaten when we stopped at 7 11 an hour into the trip. I had told him not to eat so many of them but he didn’t listen. So then he did a car barf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47571032)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: Rose misanthropic wrinkle sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573039)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: Bateful space indirect expression

you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must have been terrible for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47571036)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: dun thriller parlor antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47571055)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Gold digit ratio stage

I refuse to believe this is the real SP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47572868)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: Supple fantasy-prone pit

Lol why? It fits his MO to a T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573110)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: Gold digit ratio stage

I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t believe he would be so retarded as to share this on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573475)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: crystalline community account

Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are “flame” or whatever, the person behind it is a sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573477)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: dun thriller parlor antidepressant drug

he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit like this and then playing dumb after people start calling him a pedo in response.

he does this to wind people up, but tries to deny that that's what he's doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573611)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: insecure shrine

It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases mental or physical Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573620)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: dun thriller parlor antidepressant drug

this is a good example of what i said.

you are well aware of the "running joke" about you and pedophilia, and you are equally aware that poasting about a kid "throwing up hotdogs," being in a hotel room with a bunch of adolescents engaging in horseplay (no horns), "getting 'cheese pizza' for the kids" etc. is inviting a shitload of poasts and negative attention, which is exactly what you got ITT.

stop denying it, and just own it. if you leaned into the joke, the people here who think that you are actually a pedo (i don't think most people believe it, but some do) would probably come to the conclusion that you're just trying to wind people up.

but instead you say things that you know will cause a thread to turn out like this one did, and then you complain and whine about people mocking, defaming, and, at times, threatening you. makes no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573669)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: insecure shrine

Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to excuse your mental sex diseases and their consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573688)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: dun thriller parlor antidepressant drug

cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease" and that's the reason for all the accusations, etc. and yet you still poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573693)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: insecure shrine

There are rules here? If those rules are kept

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573706)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Titillating insanely creepy native

CR

For example the original Halford pedo threading started out as anti-Halford to a degree but he leaned into the joke and it became a fun bit of his character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573988)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Gold digit ratio stage

Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the discussion about his pedophilia but then will have a month long meltdown about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47574747)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: duck-like umber factory reset button useless brakes

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573127)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: insecure shrine

What’s up with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573522)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Exhilarant Persian

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573622)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: insecure shrine

What’s with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573627)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Exhilarant Persian

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573636)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: insecure shrine

Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got suspended for this shit. Do you want to get suspended also? Stop outting, shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573641)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Exhilarant Persian

??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so merely saying a word can't be outing otherwise we couldn't say anything. Unless somebody admits to having the surname in question, then it remains a valid thing to say. You're really not getting this. Like watch this: "Brown." Oh, wow, is that outing? Only if somebody admits to having the surname Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573683)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: duck-like umber factory reset button useless brakes

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573698)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: insecure shrine

That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop outting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573712)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: dun thriller parlor antidepressant drug

yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't mean that future outings are permissible.

this violates the ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573731)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: duck-like umber factory reset button useless brakes

Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did you nab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573705)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Titillating insanely creepy native

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47573152)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: dun thriller parlor antidepressant drug

serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47576545)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: dun thriller parlor antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#48026466)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: Laughsome institution

i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#47576573)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Exhilarant Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#48026450)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Self-centered green electric furnace principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#48228771)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: dun thriller parlor antidepressant drug

hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little guy and his male friends some "jesus juice." they're getting sleepy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#48228777)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Hideous idiot abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#48645694)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Electric center

wow

lmfao how did i miss this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#48645786)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: concupiscible brunch becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#48676932)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Mustard marvelous theater stage

Took my kids there - thank god no clown haired squanchers cited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#48677064)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Appetizing giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...#49189928)