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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month
| Transparent alcoholic french chef | 09/10/24 |
| Low-t Toaster Resort | 09/10/24 |
| Transparent alcoholic french chef | 09/10/24 |
| Low-t Toaster Resort | 09/10/24 |
| flesh stage gunner | 09/10/24 |
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| Transparent alcoholic french chef | 09/10/24 |
| flesh stage gunner | 09/10/24 |
| Transparent alcoholic french chef | 09/10/24 |
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| learning disabled corner wagecucks | 09/10/24 |
| racy cerise sandwich | 09/10/24 |
| Low-t Toaster Resort | 09/10/24 |
| mind-boggling snowy elastic band potus | 09/10/24 |
| Boyish godawful dopamine cruise ship | 09/10/24 |
| Transparent alcoholic french chef | 09/10/24 |
| ungodly 180 center boistinker | 10/22/24 |
| flesh stage gunner | 09/10/24 |
| unhinged obsidian temple ape | 11/26/24 |
| '"'''"'''"""" | 03/12/26 |
| Mint hall | 10/07/24 |
| Mint hall | 10/22/24 |
| Drab area giraffe | 10/23/24 |
| Transparent alcoholic french chef | 10/23/24 |
| beady-eyed hideous milk parlor | 11/26/24 |
| startling violent lodge | 10/23/24 |
| For guys that have been in prison like me, | 03/12/26 |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM Author: Transparent alcoholic french chef You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068690) |
Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Low-t Toaster Resort 1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life. Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: Transparent alcoholic french chef No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068705) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Low-t Toaster Resort in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: flesh stage gunner LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068729) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: flesh stage gunner LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068712) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: supple jet-lagged philosopher-king Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068738) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: flesh stage gunner BANGARANG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068700) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Transparent alcoholic french chef You must say this to many people daily to get the million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068710) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM Author: flesh stage gunner I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month
U mad? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: Transparent alcoholic french chef Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068720) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Low-t Toaster Resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068722) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: learning disabled corner wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48069177) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: racy cerise sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068723) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Low-t Toaster Resort I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: mind-boggling snowy elastic band potus Brain worm, tumor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48071493) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM Author: Boyish godawful dopamine cruise ship Who do I write the check out to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068731) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: Transparent alcoholic french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068751) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: ungodly 180 center boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48228378) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: flesh stage gunner lollercausting HARD ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48071488) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM Author: unhinged obsidian temple ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48382217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: '"'''"'''"""" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#49736582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: Mint hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48171633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM Author: Mint hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48228319) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM Author: Drab area giraffe Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.
She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.
When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM Author: Transparent alcoholic french chef OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48230993) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM Author: beady-eyed hideous milk parlor The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48382253) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM Author: startling violent lodge 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48232575) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: For guys that have been in prison like me, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#49736580) |