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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Ocher arousing milk chad
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
French aqua telephone range
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Ocher arousing milk chad
  07/26/25
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pearl contagious international law enforcement agency
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misanthropic aquamarine market
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
Costumed clear new version
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Ocher arousing milk chad
  07/26/25
At a bar
hairraiser haunted graveyard school cafeteria
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pearl contagious international law enforcement agency
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navy domesticated sanctuary volcanic crater
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mentally impaired gaped property stain
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Supple associate hell
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Odious home
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mustard pit nowag
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Ocher arousing milk chad
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Exciting Partner Resort
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Irradiated Corner Scourge Upon The Earth
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Bateful shrine
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Autistic electric native
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Titillating wrinkle
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Cerise mind-boggling jew
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Aspie Pickup Line
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propecia mathematica
  03/10/26
Not hygienic
adulterous bat-shit-crazy water buffalo
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French aqua telephone range
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
bossy mint immigrant
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Ocher arousing milk chad
  07/26/25
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French aqua telephone range
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
bossy mint immigrant
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
pearl contagious international law enforcement agency
  07/26/25
I know what to say
slate passionate library halford
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Ocher arousing milk chad
  07/27/25
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marvelous nursing home selfie
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Amethyst indecent stage national security agency
  07/26/25
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pearl contagious international law enforcement agency
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
sinister azn brunch
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Irradiated Corner Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
bearded high-end marketing idea friendly grandma
  07/26/25
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Exciting Partner Resort
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
Chestnut aromatic really tough guy temple
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Irradiated Corner Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
Ocher arousing milk chad
  07/26/25
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French aqua telephone range
  07/26/25
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slimy senate
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
French aqua telephone range
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Fear-inspiring personal credit line
  07/26/25
...
pearl contagious international law enforcement agency
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
house-broken brilliant point
  07/26/25
which dad tp
up-to-no-good roommate pozpig
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
lime talking church headpube
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Ocher arousing milk chad

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: French aqua telephone range

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Ocher arousing milk chad

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: pearl contagious international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: misanthropic aquamarine market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Costumed clear new version

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Ocher arousing milk chad

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: hairraiser haunted graveyard school cafeteria

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: pearl contagious international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: navy domesticated sanctuary volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: mentally impaired gaped property stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling mahogany antidepressant drug ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Supple associate hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Odious home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: mustard pit nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Ocher arousing milk chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Exciting Partner Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Irradiated Corner Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Bateful shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Autistic electric native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Titillating wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Cerise mind-boggling jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49134983)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49732205)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49732209)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: adulterous bat-shit-crazy water buffalo

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: French aqua telephone range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: bossy mint immigrant

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Ocher arousing milk chad

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: French aqua telephone range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: bossy mint immigrant

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: pearl contagious international law enforcement agency

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: slate passionate library halford

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Ocher arousing milk chad

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: marvelous nursing home selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Amethyst indecent stage national security agency

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: pearl contagious international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: sinister azn brunch

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Irradiated Corner Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: bearded high-end marketing idea friendly grandma

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Exciting Partner Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Chestnut aromatic really tough guy temple

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Irradiated Corner Scourge Upon The Earth

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Ocher arousing milk chad

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: French aqua telephone range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: slimy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: French aqua telephone range

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring personal credit line

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: pearl contagious international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: house-broken brilliant point

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: up-to-no-good roommate pozpig

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: lime talking church headpube

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...#49134975)