Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM Author: irrelevant shitscientist
*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*
Well, that’s a shame.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id#49104890) |
Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM Author: evan39
HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.
MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.
*laughter*
HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?
MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?
HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.
MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.
HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.
MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.
*laughter*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id#49104906) |
Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future)
*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*
"Life, uh, finds a way."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id#49105164) |
Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM Author: Ass Sunstein
Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."
Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id#49105171) |
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