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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld

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Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy
  07/16/25
*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur* Well, that’s a sh...
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Master P?s Apotheosis
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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
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painfully awkward, arrogant introvert tp
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https://ibb.co/5WpFsSrT
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Master P?s Apotheosis
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
JunkoEnoshima
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Trust If Aryan
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biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm
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*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a ...
Master P?s Apotheosis
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy
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it's a good book
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Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian ...
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Miniature Pecker Crew
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*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: irrelevant shitscientist

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: evan39

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: irrelevant shitscientist



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: painfully awkward, arrogant introvert tp



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy

https://ibb.co/5WpFsSrT

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: JunkoEnoshima

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future)

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future)

it's a good book

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Ass Sunstein

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Miniature Pecker Crew ((zurich is stained))



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id#49105213)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy



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