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Donkey Kong Bananza is Proof that Idiocracy is Real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0__Ph3jk5WQ
cowshit
  07/25/25
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lfo
  07/26/25
Only watched the intro but he's 100% right about Odyssey, so...
Montana Wolf
  07/26/25
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  07/26/25
Odyssey was just OK, the thing with switch is most people to...
cowshit
  07/26/25
Wii was just a weird fad, Outsold PS3 and 360. Second bes...
Montana Wolf
  07/26/25
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  07/26/25
It was kind of like PS1. Huge console sales, lowish game sal...
cowshit
  07/26/25
Not watching this but I knew DK was shit about 15 seconds in...
Diamond Dallas Trump
  07/26/25
Been watching a few Twitch streams of this game, it's the mo...
lfo
  07/26/25
I could tell it was low-effort as soon as I saw the environm...
Diamond Dallas Trump
  07/26/25
proles deserve what proles get
lfo
  07/26/25
I wonder sometimes where all of the goodwill even comes from...
cowshit
  07/26/25
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Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove
  07/26/25
A video game “critic” monotonously droning on th...
I Listen to Porn Podcasts
  07/26/25
This is good. I like the author's "conspiracy theory...
CapTTTainFalcon
  07/26/25
I thought this game looked like shit and I'm glad to see som...
Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove
  07/26/25
https://youtu.be/BNOhYLCEQFM?t=625 https://www.youtube.com/...
CapTTTainFalcon
  07/26/25


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Date: July 25th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: cowshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0__Ph3jk5WQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2...id#49131973)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: lfo



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Montana Wolf

Only watched the intro but he's 100% right about Odyssey, so I can only assume he's right about DK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2...id#49132912)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2...id#49132917)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: cowshit

Odyssey was just OK, the thing with switch is most people took a 15+ year break from Nintendo (Wii was just a weird fad, galaxy didnt sell well) so it felt fresh. The whole genre is tired if you’re an old not to mention kid-friendly and always chasing the dragon of the godlike Mario 64.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2...id#49132926)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Montana Wolf

Wii was just a weird fad,

Outsold PS3 and 360. Second best selling Nintendo console after Switch (excluding Gameboy/DS).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2...id#49132972)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,




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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: cowshit

It was kind of like PS1. Huge console sales, lowish game sales. Galaxy sold 12m, Wii sold 100m. Galaxy 2 sold 7m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2...id#49133219)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Trump

Not watching this but I knew DK was shit about 15 seconds into the reveal trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2...id#49133004)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: lfo

Been watching a few Twitch streams of this game, it's the most boring shit imaginable, you are literally just running around smashing shit, there's essentially zero resistance or effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2...id#49133008)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Trump

I could tell it was low-effort as soon as I saw the environments. They look like something out of a lauch Xbox 360 game. I was thinking Kameo: Elements of Power. And they aren't designed for precision platforming. If it wasn't attached to a major nintento license, it would be a 6.2/10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2...id#49133018)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: lfo

proles deserve what proles get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2...id#49133094)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: cowshit

I wonder sometimes where all of the goodwill even comes from. The SNES library on the Switch online gives me the exact feeling I had contemporaneously which was like holy shit this is like 60 hours of cumulative first-party content to cover an entire gen and not all of it is great. Even for most of the SNES gen I was like "jesus christ next Gen will be so much better." Nintendo was outshined by 3rd parties on the SNES moreso than any platform imho. No one else says this.

And then N64 came and their 30 years of Humiliation started. So I wonder if that's why the fanboys are so passionate. Just because they Lost so many gens. A passionate af cohort of Losers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2...id#49133322)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts

A video game “critic” monotonously droning on that his Ape Smash video game is no fun and represents the dawn of Idiocracy is too meta for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2...id#49133225)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

This is good.

I like the author's "conspiracy theory," that the current trend of gaming has to do with the lowering of the global IQ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2...id#49133407)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove

I thought this game looked like shit and I'm glad to see someone who agrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2...id#49133417)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

https://youtu.be/BNOhYLCEQFM?t=625

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNOhYLCEQFM&t=988s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2...id#49133436)