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Hypo: birthright citizenship abolished. How would you prove US citizenship?

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buck-toothed faggotry
  07/29/22
Only service guarantees citizenship
passionate erotic senate incel
  07/29/22
I'm doing my part.
Abusive Lodge Quadroon
  07/29/22
the only good bug is a dead bug!
bronze multi-billionaire abode
  07/29/22
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big smoky parlour mexican
  07/29/22
Speaking and writing English competently. 90% of Southerners...
Geriatric hospital
  07/29/22
not so fast on the “writing” there, bud.
crystalline mischievous sneaky criminal stage
  07/29/22
gross
Bateful house legend
  07/29/22
Most countries do not have birthright citizenship based on l...
Lascivious opaque death wish step-uncle's house
  07/29/22
I'm not sure what you're asking. Are you asking how I would ...
appetizing soggy stain library
  07/29/22
Suppose the govt knocks on your door 1 millisecond after the...
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/29/22
I would show the land patents my ancestor received for land ...
honey-headed pisswyrm address
  07/29/22
Received. Thank you!
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/29/22
No white person can claim “ancestors” in the Ame...
Stirring gay wizard
  07/29/22
My ancestors got here before this “country” exis...
honey-headed pisswyrm address
  07/29/22
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poppy autistic nibblets
  07/30/22
Same
Citrine circlehead
  07/30/22
what a bitter little Asian you are
big smoky parlour mexican
  07/29/22
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Costumed milky stead kitty cat
  07/31/22
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Walnut home mood
  07/29/22
go away rudolph
Lake Wild Office
  07/31/22
I'd need to know what the ruling was. It would be up to Cong...
appetizing soggy stain library
  07/29/22
Thanks. We're gonna mark you "refused to respond to our...
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/29/22
OK but that's not accurate.
appetizing soggy stain library
  07/29/22
How is it inaccurate? Are you going to tell me it was an imp...
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/29/22
I mean yeah, it's pretty unusual to knock on doors when ther...
appetizing soggy stain library
  07/29/22
Well yeah but it's also pretty unusual for the govt to fuck ...
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/29/22
When I've refused to comply, I'd think. I can't comply with ...
appetizing soggy stain library
  07/29/22
Gotcha. Well look here's the thing. I could have marked you ...
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/29/22
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Cerebral topaz set masturbator
  07/29/22
I cheerfully object.
appetizing soggy stain library
  07/29/22
In this hypothetical we would almost certainly be using citi...
Shimmering space
  07/29/22
U still gotta convince us you didn't just steal somebody's f...
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/29/22
Seriously? It's too bad they don't list parents on birth cer...
purple boyish windowlicker
  07/30/22
How would your both certificate reveal anything about your g...
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/30/22
JFC. My parents had birth certificates, too, you know? As di...
purple boyish windowlicker
  07/31/22
So what's the new law that I'm trying to meet?
vigorous startling church building
  07/29/22
Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/29/22
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swashbuckling parlor sound barrier
  07/29/22
Master : These our witness, Aunty. Us suffer bad. Want justi...
bronze multi-billionaire abode
  07/29/22
180 Qween Kamala will play as Aunty Entity
swashbuckling parlor sound barrier
  07/29/22
If you’ve paid more than a million in lifetime federal...
Overrated idea he suggested sex offender
  07/29/22
Received, thanl
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/29/22
im a jones act citizen and my family has been since 1917. l...
Bull headed sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  07/29/22
We do need to have a bort discussion on whether the azn/dot ...
impertinent fiercely-loyal telephone corn cake
  07/29/22
Shut up fool. Jews, Indians, and Asians now own the country....
grizzly razzmatazz lay
  07/30/22
"but i paith taxeth!" (shoots traitor in eyeball)
Cracking love of her life
  07/29/22
Thank you. You should receive your new credentials in 4-6 mo...
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/29/22
tyvm. in order to expedite my claim would proof of relative...
Bull headed sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  07/29/22
It never hurts to provide us with information that can assis...
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/29/22
This is what 180 India did to Musbro shit infilitrators in t...
curious vermilion spot selfie
  07/29/22
White English speaking persons of good character
racy national security agency field
  07/29/22
Height
Green startled volcanic crater range
  07/29/22
I would show them my dog and my AR. They see those two thing...
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Cerebral topaz set masturbator
  07/29/22
"Heh, how about we save some time here? We'll show you ...
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/29/22
I'd still like a response from some tough-as-nails AR-15 own...
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/15/25
"I'm ready to die for Israel."
180 boistinker center
  07/29/22
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Green startled volcanic crater range
  07/29/22
i will share deeds that show i own land and people
Floppy Clown Gaping
  07/29/22
And how do you pronounce your name Mr...Zhang?
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/29/22
quiet slave. get back in your cage or you'll get the whip
Floppy Clown Gaping
  07/29/22
I have dog tags of my great grandfather (same last name), th...
Cerebral topaz set masturbator
  07/29/22
Thanl
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/29/22
I don't know what you're asking.
vigorous startling church building
  07/29/22
"It's a pretty open ended question, but we decided to l...
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/29/22
Ancestor fought (for the US or the Confederacy) in one of th...
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  07/29/22
I'd show them my high school football game tape
Submissive Business Firm Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/29/22
White landowning male
Wonderful high-end halford
  07/29/22
Define "land."
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/29/22
i would be unable to establish citizenship. i had erroneous...
titillating greedy rehab hissy fit
  07/29/22
Thank you. I can't make any promises but I'll recommend that...
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/29/22
ITT: what the third world looks, sounds, and feels like
Galvanic institution
  07/29/22
Grandfather obtained citizenship though military service.
exciting azn
  07/29/22
Are you willing to do the same?
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/29/22
I can trace ancestry back to a Revolutionary War officer; I ...
Citrine circlehead
  07/29/22
It's actually kinda problematic that that's the most recent ...
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/29/22
Oh, both of my grandfathers and one grandmother were in WWII...
Citrine circlehead
  07/30/22
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Walnut home mood
  07/29/22
(polish guy)
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/29/22
I would show them my Consular Report of Birth Abroad. That s...
purple boyish windowlicker
  07/30/22
Pwnage
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/30/22
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poppy autistic nibblets
  07/30/22
Preliminary results are back. Responses suggest people claim...
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/30/22
Dunno about this, founders secured rights for “us and ...
Citrine circlehead
  07/30/22
Birthright citizenship created a free rider problem though. ...
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/30/22
get the fuck out of here, giuseppe o'shea
concupiscible weed whacker
  07/30/22
I agree, “birthright citizenship” creates a free...
Citrine circlehead
  07/30/22
The framers made it clear that Congress has the authority to...
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/30/22
Correct, *naturalization*. But there is no situation in whic...
Citrine circlehead
  07/30/22
If birthright citizenship is abolished and you want to claim...
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/30/22
Sure, you’d have to prove descent from either 1) famil...
Citrine circlehead
  07/31/22
Sir this is not the time to invoke penumbras.
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/31/22
What about “secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselv...
Citrine circlehead
  07/31/22
(guy who has never heard of the 14th Amendment) Birthrigh...
purple boyish windowlicker
  07/31/22
He’s clearly contemplating the repeal of the 14th Amen...
Citrine circlehead
  07/31/22
I'm imagining how the conversations will go before we throw ...
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/15/25
My first American ancestor arrived here in the 1650s; the la...
poppy autistic nibblets
  07/30/22
If you don't have DAR/SAR papers you have to go back
concupiscible weed whacker
  07/30/22
official passport
sadistic beady-eyed whorehouse
  07/30/22
show them my lgbtqia and blm tattoos
Dull foreskin forum
  07/30/22
if you have to ask, you have to go back
Olive Pocket Flask
  07/31/22
OP here
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/15/25
obviously it would be if the parents are citizens you retard...
impressive sienna cruise ship
  07/15/25
How would you prove your parents were citizens?
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/15/25
their SSN?
impressive sienna cruise ship
  07/15/25
Skin color
Lascivious opaque death wish step-uncle's house
  07/15/25
If you're white, we'll presume you're from South Africa on a...
buck-toothed faggotry
  07/15/25
I would be totally fucked. I would show up in an Adidas tra...
soul-stirring ticket booth private investor
  07/15/25
If birthright citizenship is retroactively abolished, then I...
Provocative Bonkers Trailer Park
  07/15/25


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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:01 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934518)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:02 PM
Author: passionate erotic senate incel

Only service guarantees citizenship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934523)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:05 PM
Author: Abusive Lodge Quadroon

I'm doing my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934540)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:15 PM
Author: bronze multi-billionaire abode

the only good bug is a dead bug!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934597)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 8:39 PM
Author: big smoky parlour mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44936173)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:04 PM
Author: Geriatric hospital

Speaking and writing English competently. 90% of Southerners and most PoC are immediately disenfranchised, ensuring coastal liberal hegemony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934537)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 9:53 PM
Author: crystalline mischievous sneaky criminal stage

not so fast on the “writing” there, bud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44936430)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Bateful house legend

gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934557)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Lascivious opaque death wish step-uncle's house

Most countries do not have birthright citizenship based on location of birth. Usually, it’s based on ancestry. You have to prove that one or both parents were citizens. Makes a lot more sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934560)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: appetizing soggy stain library

I'm not sure what you're asking. Are you asking how I would go about proving my citizenship, or what the inclusion criteria for citizenship should be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934574)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:14 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

Suppose the govt knocks on your door 1 millisecond after the ruling is issued and says "error: passport etc. erroneously issued on the basis of flawed and frankly incoherent constitutional analysis, please submit alternative verification of citizenship."

Your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934589)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:17 PM
Author: honey-headed pisswyrm address

I would show the land patents my ancestor received for land that I now own

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934610)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:18 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

Received. Thank you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934614)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:49 PM
Author: Stirring gay wizard

No white person can claim “ancestors” in the Americas. Its too string a word for third generation Italian immigrant or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935386)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 6:59 PM
Author: honey-headed pisswyrm address

My ancestors got here before this “country” existed. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935685)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 9:27 AM
Author: poppy autistic nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44937998)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Citrine circlehead

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44938711)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 8:41 PM
Author: big smoky parlour mexican

what a bitter little Asian you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44936178)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 8:47 AM
Author: Costumed milky stead kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44941981)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 10:07 PM
Author: Walnut home mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44936480)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 10:28 AM
Author: Lake Wild Office

go away rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44942166)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:19 PM
Author: appetizing soggy stain library

I'd need to know what the ruling was. It would be up to Congress to articulate a standard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934623)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:21 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

Thanks. We're gonna mark you "refused to respond to our request." Bye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934632)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:21 PM
Author: appetizing soggy stain library

OK but that's not accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934637)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:23 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

How is it inaccurate? Are you going to tell me it was an improperly formed request? That he's being denied due process because of it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934646)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:35 PM
Author: appetizing soggy stain library

I mean yeah, it's pretty unusual to knock on doors when there is no articulated law to apply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934693)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

Well yeah but it's also pretty unusual for the govt to fuck up this bad. But we're still here and you still haven't shown us anything except your legal opinion. At what point can we say you refused to comply with our request?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934702)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: appetizing soggy stain library

When I've refused to comply, I'd think. I can't comply with an impossible request, though, so that's not a refusal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934773)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

Gotcha. Well look here's the thing. I could have marked you "failed" to comply, but you were argumentative and you remained that way for some time. So I'll just mark you down as "combative." Thank you and good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934790)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: Cerebral topaz set masturbator



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Date: July 29th, 2022 6:25 PM
Author: appetizing soggy stain library

I cheerfully object.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935504)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:28 PM
Author: Shimmering space

In this hypothetical we would almost certainly be using citizenship by descent or naturalization. Lots of other big countries do this and don't grant citizenship just by being born within their territory (unless they would have no other citizenship). I can easily show the chain of my greatgrandparents being naturalized, then that I'm descended from them. What's more, one parent would be sufficient and I can do it for both. Most people could and this is fairly well archived. Was this supposed to be hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934664)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:30 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

U still gotta convince us you didn't just steal somebody's family album

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934677)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 12:36 AM
Author: purple boyish windowlicker

Seriously? It's too bad they don't list parents on birth certificates. It's also too bad that the Social Security administration doesn't keep track of the Social Security number of your parents. How dumb is this hypo? It's trivial to prove who your parents are unless you are some kind of prole without any documents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44937201)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 3:47 AM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

How would your both certificate reveal anything about your great grandparents? For that matter how did their actions reflect your worthiness of US citizenship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44937597)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 4:56 PM
Author: purple boyish windowlicker

JFC. My parents had birth certificates, too, you know? As did my grandparents and so on. In my case, if we are assuming citizenship by descent, I know I had at least one great grandparent that naturalized. My parents and grandparents were all born in the same small town, so I could get all the birth certificates in one trip to that town. All I need to track down is proof of naturalization for at least one great grandparent and then I can use the birth certificates to document that I am descended from a naturalized citizen. It would be kind of a pain in the ass, but it wouldn't be that hard to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44943627)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: vigorous startling church building

So what's the new law that I'm trying to meet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935190)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:49 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935388)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor sound barrier

regular mad max thunderdome cagefights to the death w/ select weapons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934620)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:29 PM
Author: bronze multi-billionaire abode

Master : These our witness, Aunty. Us suffer bad. Want justice. We want Thunderdome!

Aunty Entity : You know the law: Two men enter, one man leaves.

Master : This Blaster! Twenty men enter, only him leave!

Aunty Entity : Then it's your choice. Thunderdome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934669)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor sound barrier

180

Qween Kamala will play as Aunty Entity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934801)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:33 PM
Author: Overrated idea he suggested sex offender

If you’ve paid more than a million in lifetime federal taxes you are a citizen who gets to vote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934687)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:33 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

Received, thanl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934688)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:36 PM
Author: Bull headed sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

im a jones act citizen and my family has been since 1917. longer than most unwashed ww2 immigrant faggots on this bort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934696)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: impertinent fiercely-loyal telephone corn cake

We do need to have a bort discussion on whether the azn/dot injun poasters should have their citizenship recognized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934705)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 5:38 AM
Author: grizzly razzmatazz lay

Shut up fool. Jews, Indians, and Asians now own the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44937669)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Cracking love of her life

"but i paith taxeth!" (shoots traitor in eyeball)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934709)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:43 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

Thank you. You should receive your new credentials in 4-6 months once we verify some things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934717)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Bull headed sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

tyvm. in order to expedite my claim would proof of relatives being 65th infantry regiment veterans (borinqueneers) in both ww2 and korea help the application at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934770)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 4:01 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

It never hurts to provide us with information that can assist us in expediting the process for yourself or any other applicants you know of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934827)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: curious vermilion spot selfie

This is what 180 India did to Musbro shit infilitrators in the Northeast, just passed a law and then a ton were put on lists and they had to come in and prove their entitlement to citizenship. Of course many did not have proof so they got sent to concentration camps. These were all Musbro Bangladeshi shit refugees who infilitrated Mother Bharat, and India told them to furk off. Birdshits are not as alpha as Pradeep, they dont have the T levels or gorgeous cock power. So this will never happen in shithole USA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934706)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: racy national security agency field

White English speaking persons of good character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934721)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Green startled volcanic crater range

Height

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934771)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Adulterous reading party public bath

I would show them my dog and my AR. They see those two things, they'll know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934786)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:08 PM
Author: Cerebral topaz set masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935184)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:22 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

"Heh, how about we save some time here? We'll show you our guns and you tell us which ones you recognize."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

I'd still like a response from some tough-as-nails AR-15 owners with dogs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#49103396)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 4:18 PM
Author: 180 boistinker center

"I'm ready to die for Israel."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934928)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Green startled volcanic crater range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935353)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 4:20 PM
Author: Floppy Clown Gaping

i will share deeds that show i own land and people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934935)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

And how do you pronounce your name Mr...Zhang?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934949)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Floppy Clown Gaping

quiet slave. get back in your cage or you'll get the whip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934953)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:08 PM
Author: Cerebral topaz set masturbator

I have dog tags of my great grandfather (same last name), the flag my grandmother was given when he died, and photographic evidence of him serving in WW2 for America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935182)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

Thanl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44936421)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: vigorous startling church building

I don't know what you're asking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935188)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

"It's a pretty open ended question, but we decided to leave it that way for a reason. We've never had to do this before and we're learning as we go, so we wanted to be fair and give you the opportunity to tell us what YOU think constitutes evidence of your US citizenship."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935368)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 6:25 PM
Author: mahogany cuck gaming laptop

Ancestor fought (for the US or the Confederacy) in one of the Revolution, 1812, Civil War, WWI, or WWII.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935502)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 7:14 PM
Author: Submissive Business Firm Mad-dog Skullcap

I'd show them my high school football game tape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935747)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 7:30 PM
Author: Wonderful high-end halford

White landowning male

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935803)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

Define "land."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44936465)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: titillating greedy rehab hissy fit

i would be unable to establish citizenship. i had erroneously believed myself to be a citizen based on being born in the country, and i have not otherwise been naturalized. my parents and grandparents likewise erroneously believed that they were citizens based on being born in the country, but were not otherwise naturalized. perhaps somewhere in my family tree someone was actually naturalized as a citizen, but i cannot demonstrate it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935833)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

Thank you. I can't make any promises but I'll recommend that your sincerity and candor be weighed in your favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44936473)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Galvanic institution

ITT: what the third world looks, sounds, and feels like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935891)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 7:47 PM
Author: exciting azn

Grandfather obtained citizenship though military service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935900)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 10:06 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

Are you willing to do the same?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44936475)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 9:10 PM
Author: Citrine circlehead

I can trace ancestry back to a Revolutionary War officer; I assume that should be good enough/early enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44936275)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 10:07 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

It's actually kinda problematic that that's the most recent war you can invoke in your favor here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44936479)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 12:53 PM
Author: Citrine circlehead

Oh, both of my grandfathers and one grandmother were in WWII also, of course, and I have all their records, medals, photos in service, etc.

I thought longevity in-country was the goal here as basically the opposite of simply happening to have been born here, and “ancestors present at the founding” seems reasonable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44938690)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 10:06 PM
Author: Walnut home mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44936476)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 10:07 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

(polish guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44936481)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 12:39 AM
Author: purple boyish windowlicker

I would show them my Consular Report of Birth Abroad. That shows that the U.S. government recognized me as a citizen at birth even though I clearly did not obtain citizenship by being born on U.S. soil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44937205)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 3:43 AM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

Pwnage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44937594)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 6:08 AM
Author: poppy autistic nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44937693)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 3:50 AM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

Preliminary results are back. Responses suggest people claiming their ancestors fought wars to gain citizenship should do the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44937600)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 12:56 PM
Author: Citrine circlehead

Dunno about this, founders secured rights for “us and our posterity” (i.e. *their* specific descendants—not the descendants of illegal Mexicans or whatever). Pretty sure many would not have fought if they didn’t think they were building something for their kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44938697)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 10:33 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

Birthright citizenship created a free rider problem though. Our task is to recover what's left of the society the framers left us with. We also have to take into consideration the unique contributions of Irish as Italian immigrants, who are working hard within the judiciary to assist us in this endeavor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44940997)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: concupiscible weed whacker

get the fuck out of here, giuseppe o'shea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44941010)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: Citrine circlehead

I agree, “birthright citizenship” creates a free-rider problem, but what you appear to be against is not in fact “birthright” citizenship, it’s citizenship “jus sanguinis”, which is absolutely what the Founders intended and is the classical, most fundamental form of citizenship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44941020)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 10:41 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

The framers made it clear that Congress has the authority to regulate naturalization. That's what we're really talking about here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44941035)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: Citrine circlehead

Correct, *naturalization*. But there is no situation in which someone born on American soil to parents who are citizens is not a citizen, then, or now. There’s no naturalization happening there, because naturalization is the process by which a non-citizen gains citizenship.

I suppose you could say that Congress could in theory decide that some class of previously-naturalized immigrants were in fact illicitly naturalized and it doesn’t count, hence their descendants were never citizens in the first place. Maybe! But if you can demonstrate descent from citizens who were clearly in the country and citizens at the time of the Revolution (maybe even as late as the adoption of the Constitution) that is essentially untouchable evidence of citizenship “jus sanguinis”—no naturalization in that process at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44941077)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

If birthright citizenship is abolished and you want to claim ancestral ties you need to prove them somehow. Otherwise, if all you have is a birth certificate, we really are talking about naturalization. Congress could grandfather in all current citizens instead of making people apply, but why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44941092)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: Citrine circlehead

Sure, you’d have to prove descent from either 1) family members who were unquestionably citizens by non-birthright criteria in the past (good); or 2) family members who were citizens at the time of the Founding (even better).

But this is literally THE key feature of citizenship at the time of the founding. It passed to your kids and their kids (NOT necessarily to the kids of other randos happening to be physically present in the country at some later date, of course. But YOURS? Yes. That’s why you founded the country.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44941973)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

Sir this is not the time to invoke penumbras.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44942143)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 4:31 PM
Author: Citrine circlehead

What about “secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity” is a penumbra to you? This is perhaps the fundamental feature of the United States.

All that other stuff—the details of naturalizing aliens, awarding citizenship via service programs for immigrants, birthright anchor babies for illegal Mexicans, whatever—is optional add-ons. You can mess with that stuff all you like.

Citizenship jus sanguinis, on the other hand, is the founding raison d'être of the nation. It is fundamental and without it the country does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44943518)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 5:02 PM
Author: purple boyish windowlicker

(guy who has never heard of the 14th Amendment)

Birthright citizenship is in the Constitution. Amendments are just as much part of the Constitution as the original text.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44943649)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 8:31 PM
Author: Citrine circlehead

He’s clearly contemplating the repeal of the 14th Amendment here, which is fine I guess (and there’s always been some question of exactly who the birthright provision applies to, i.e. does it really cover illegals?), but the question is whether he is so fundamentally seeking to overturn the premise of the American nation as to contradict (or imagine away) the **rest** of the Constitution, including the bits the Framers themselves laid out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44944483)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

I'm imagining how the conversations will go before we throw cons in mass graves. Sometimes it's fun to interrogate people before you kill them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#49103403)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 6:07 AM
Author: poppy autistic nibblets

My first American ancestor arrived here in the 1650s; the last immigrant in my family line was in 1670.

Numerous documents and pictures of my ancestors in various wars, between the Revolutionary War and WW2.

I am current mil.

One or all of those should about cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44937690)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 6:09 AM
Author: concupiscible weed whacker

If you don't have DAR/SAR papers you have to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44937695)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: sadistic beady-eyed whorehouse

official passport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44938078)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 10:35 PM
Author: Dull foreskin forum

show them my lgbtqia and blm tattoos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44941004)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 8:56 AM
Author: Olive Pocket Flask

if you have to ask, you have to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44941993)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

OP here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#49103395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: impressive sienna cruise ship

obviously it would be if the parents are citizens you retarded schizo fag (i.e. - kids of illegals, chink H1Bs, anchor babies, and other bullshit would be dingfaged).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#49103404)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

How would you prove your parents were citizens?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#49103407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: impressive sienna cruise ship

their SSN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#49103414)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Lascivious opaque death wish step-uncle's house

Skin color

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#49103406)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

If you're white, we'll presume you're from South Africa on a refugee visa until you prove otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#49103409)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring ticket booth private investor

I would be totally fucked. I would show up in an Adidas tracksuit and with a thick Russian accent. They would say "name this baseball player" and I'd shrug and they would go "that's fucking Mickey Mantle. Ok, let's try an easier one." I would shrug again and he would say "you really don't know what Babe Ruth looks like? Alright, you're going to Alligator Alcatraz"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#49103408)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Provocative Bonkers Trailer Park

If birthright citizenship is retroactively abolished, then I would not be able to prove citizenship. I was never naturalized, believing myself to be a natural born citizen. All of my ancestors that I ever met were in the same category. As for my ancestors who were not born in this country, I have no way of finding out whether they were naturalized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#49103412)