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Hypo: birthright citizenship abolished. How would you prove US citizenship?

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Brindle theater
  07/29/22
Only service guarantees citizenship
aquamarine maniacal university
  07/29/22
I'm doing my part.
Claret soggy corner
  07/29/22
the only good bug is a dead bug!
mind-boggling vengeful roast beef
  07/29/22
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Chrome Curious Stag Film Stain
  07/29/22
Speaking and writing English competently. 90% of Southerners...
multi-colored cordovan rehab
  07/29/22
not so fast on the “writing” there, bud.
titillating adulterous brunch stock car
  07/29/22
gross
hairraiser ticket booth codepig
  07/29/22
Most countries do not have birthright citizenship based on l...
thriller ratface
  07/29/22
I'm not sure what you're asking. Are you asking how I would ...
shimmering tanning salon
  07/29/22
Suppose the govt knocks on your door 1 millisecond after the...
Brindle theater
  07/29/22
I would show the land patents my ancestor received for land ...
Rambunctious provocative nibblets
  07/29/22
Received. Thank you!
Brindle theater
  07/29/22
No white person can claim “ancestors” in the Ame...
glassy electric jewess toaster
  07/29/22
My ancestors got here before this “country” exis...
Rambunctious provocative nibblets
  07/29/22
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gaped stead
  07/30/22
Same
Nudist Kink-friendly Lettuce Ape
  07/30/22
what a bitter little Asian you are
Chrome Curious Stag Film Stain
  07/29/22
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misunderstood very tactful stage
  07/31/22
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black racy church building
  07/29/22
go away rudolph
pink double fault
  07/31/22
I'd need to know what the ruling was. It would be up to Cong...
shimmering tanning salon
  07/29/22
Thanks. We're gonna mark you "refused to respond to our...
Brindle theater
  07/29/22
OK but that's not accurate.
shimmering tanning salon
  07/29/22
How is it inaccurate? Are you going to tell me it was an imp...
Brindle theater
  07/29/22
I mean yeah, it's pretty unusual to knock on doors when ther...
shimmering tanning salon
  07/29/22
Well yeah but it's also pretty unusual for the govt to fuck ...
Brindle theater
  07/29/22
When I've refused to comply, I'd think. I can't comply with ...
shimmering tanning salon
  07/29/22
Gotcha. Well look here's the thing. I could have marked you ...
Brindle theater
  07/29/22
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dull stimulating sanctuary
  07/29/22
I cheerfully object.
shimmering tanning salon
  07/29/22
In this hypothetical we would almost certainly be using citi...
floppy nowag
  07/29/22
U still gotta convince us you didn't just steal somebody's f...
Brindle theater
  07/29/22
Seriously? It's too bad they don't list parents on birth cer...
cyan beady-eyed plaza background story
  07/30/22
How would your both certificate reveal anything about your g...
Brindle theater
  07/30/22
JFC. My parents had birth certificates, too, you know? As di...
cyan beady-eyed plaza background story
  07/31/22
So what's the new law that I'm trying to meet?
out-of-control lodge boiling water
  07/29/22
Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.
Brindle theater
  07/29/22
regular mad max thunderdome cagefights to the death w/ selec...
Coiffed base
  07/29/22
Master : These our witness, Aunty. Us suffer bad. Want justi...
mind-boggling vengeful roast beef
  07/29/22
180 Qween Kamala will play as Aunty Entity
Coiffed base
  07/29/22
If you’ve paid more than a million in lifetime federal...
bossy puppy police squad
  07/29/22
Received, thanl
Brindle theater
  07/29/22
im a jones act citizen and my family has been since 1917. l...
stirring disrespectful spot
  07/29/22
We do need to have a bort discussion on whether the azn/dot ...
mustard sexy gas station hominid
  07/29/22
Shut up fool. Jews, Indians, and Asians now own the country....
razzle-dazzle aggressive senate
  07/30/22
"but i paith taxeth!" (shoots traitor in eyeball)
Flatulent liquid oxygen
  07/29/22
Thank you. You should receive your new credentials in 4-6 mo...
Brindle theater
  07/29/22
tyvm. in order to expedite my claim would proof of relative...
stirring disrespectful spot
  07/29/22
It never hurts to provide us with information that can assis...
Brindle theater
  07/29/22
This is what 180 India did to Musbro shit infilitrators in t...
Hideous outnumbered pisswyrm library
  07/29/22
White English speaking persons of good character
180 address black woman
  07/29/22
Height
Violet flickering corn cake coldplay fan
  07/29/22
I would show them my dog and my AR. They see those two thing...
crystalline mildly autistic stage
  07/29/22
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dull stimulating sanctuary
  07/29/22
"Heh, how about we save some time here? We'll show you ...
Brindle theater
  07/29/22
I'd still like a response from some tough-as-nails AR-15 own...
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  07/15/25
"I'm ready to die for Israel."
ivory nubile principal's office
  07/29/22
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Violet flickering corn cake coldplay fan
  07/29/22
i will share deeds that show i own land and people
Erotic Legend Son Of Senegal
  07/29/22
And how do you pronounce your name Mr...Zhang?
Brindle theater
  07/29/22
quiet slave. get back in your cage or you'll get the whip
Erotic Legend Son Of Senegal
  07/29/22
I have dog tags of my great grandfather (same last name), th...
dull stimulating sanctuary
  07/29/22
Thanl
Brindle theater
  07/29/22
I don't know what you're asking.
out-of-control lodge boiling water
  07/29/22
"It's a pretty open ended question, but we decided to l...
Brindle theater
  07/29/22
Ancestor fought (for the US or the Confederacy) in one of th...
Grizzly up-to-no-good cuck site
  07/29/22
I'd show them my high school football game tape
Metal Space Chad
  07/29/22
White landowning male
medicated hissy fit mood
  07/29/22
Define "land."
Brindle theater
  07/29/22
i would be unable to establish citizenship. i had erroneous...
domesticated office factory reset button
  07/29/22
Thank you. I can't make any promises but I'll recommend that...
Brindle theater
  07/29/22
ITT: what the third world looks, sounds, and feels like
Comical den messiness
  07/29/22
Grandfather obtained citizenship though military service.
Vivacious brass deer antler gay wizard
  07/29/22
Are you willing to do the same?
Brindle theater
  07/29/22
I can trace ancestry back to a Revolutionary War officer; I ...
Nudist Kink-friendly Lettuce Ape
  07/29/22
It's actually kinda problematic that that's the most recent ...
Brindle theater
  07/29/22
Oh, both of my grandfathers and one grandmother were in WWII...
Nudist Kink-friendly Lettuce Ape
  07/30/22
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black racy church building
  07/29/22
(polish guy)
Brindle theater
  07/29/22
I would show them my Consular Report of Birth Abroad. That s...
cyan beady-eyed plaza background story
  07/30/22
Pwnage
Brindle theater
  07/30/22
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gaped stead
  07/30/22
Preliminary results are back. Responses suggest people claim...
Brindle theater
  07/30/22
Dunno about this, founders secured rights for “us and ...
Nudist Kink-friendly Lettuce Ape
  07/30/22
Birthright citizenship created a free rider problem though. ...
Brindle theater
  07/30/22
get the fuck out of here, giuseppe o'shea
Wine passionate turdskin orchestra pit
  07/30/22
I agree, “birthright citizenship” creates a free...
Nudist Kink-friendly Lettuce Ape
  07/30/22
The framers made it clear that Congress has the authority to...
Brindle theater
  07/30/22
Correct, *naturalization*. But there is no situation in whic...
Nudist Kink-friendly Lettuce Ape
  07/30/22
If birthright citizenship is abolished and you want to claim...
Brindle theater
  07/30/22
Sure, you’d have to prove descent from either 1) famil...
Nudist Kink-friendly Lettuce Ape
  07/31/22
Sir this is not the time to invoke penumbras.
Brindle theater
  07/31/22
What about “secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselv...
Nudist Kink-friendly Lettuce Ape
  07/31/22
(guy who has never heard of the 14th Amendment) Birthrigh...
cyan beady-eyed plaza background story
  07/31/22
He’s clearly contemplating the repeal of the 14th Amen...
Nudist Kink-friendly Lettuce Ape
  07/31/22
I'm imagining how the conversations will go before we throw ...
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  07/15/25
My first American ancestor arrived here in the 1650s; the la...
gaped stead
  07/30/22
If you don't have DAR/SAR papers you have to go back
Wine passionate turdskin orchestra pit
  07/30/22
official passport
Turquoise gunner
  07/30/22
show them my lgbtqia and blm tattoos
insanely creepy alpha yarmulke
  07/30/22
if you have to ask, you have to go back
Histrionic Opaque Abode
  07/31/22
OP here
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  07/15/25
obviously it would be if the parents are citizens you retard...
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  07/15/25
How would you prove your parents were citizens?
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  07/15/25
their SSN?
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Skin color
My rapist was well hung
  07/15/25
If you're white, we'll presume you're from South Africa on a...
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  07/15/25
I would be totally fucked. I would show up in an Adidas tra...
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  07/15/25
If birthright citizenship is retroactively abolished, then I...
grievance officer
  07/15/25


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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:01 PM
Author: Brindle theater



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:02 PM
Author: aquamarine maniacal university

Only service guarantees citizenship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934523)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:05 PM
Author: Claret soggy corner

I'm doing my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934540)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling vengeful roast beef

the only good bug is a dead bug!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934597)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 8:39 PM
Author: Chrome Curious Stag Film Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44936173)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:04 PM
Author: multi-colored cordovan rehab

Speaking and writing English competently. 90% of Southerners and most PoC are immediately disenfranchised, ensuring coastal liberal hegemony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934537)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 9:53 PM
Author: titillating adulterous brunch stock car

not so fast on the “writing” there, bud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44936430)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: hairraiser ticket booth codepig

gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934557)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: thriller ratface

Most countries do not have birthright citizenship based on location of birth. Usually, it’s based on ancestry. You have to prove that one or both parents were citizens. Makes a lot more sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934560)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: shimmering tanning salon

I'm not sure what you're asking. Are you asking how I would go about proving my citizenship, or what the inclusion criteria for citizenship should be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934574)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:14 PM
Author: Brindle theater

Suppose the govt knocks on your door 1 millisecond after the ruling is issued and says "error: passport etc. erroneously issued on the basis of flawed and frankly incoherent constitutional analysis, please submit alternative verification of citizenship."

Your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934589)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:17 PM
Author: Rambunctious provocative nibblets

I would show the land patents my ancestor received for land that I now own

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934610)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:18 PM
Author: Brindle theater

Received. Thank you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934614)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:49 PM
Author: glassy electric jewess toaster

No white person can claim “ancestors” in the Americas. Its too string a word for third generation Italian immigrant or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935386)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 6:59 PM
Author: Rambunctious provocative nibblets

My ancestors got here before this “country” existed. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935685)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 9:27 AM
Author: gaped stead



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Date: July 30th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Nudist Kink-friendly Lettuce Ape

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44938711)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 8:41 PM
Author: Chrome Curious Stag Film Stain

what a bitter little Asian you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44936178)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 8:47 AM
Author: misunderstood very tactful stage



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Date: July 29th, 2022 10:07 PM
Author: black racy church building



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Date: July 31st, 2022 10:28 AM
Author: pink double fault

go away rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44942166)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:19 PM
Author: shimmering tanning salon

I'd need to know what the ruling was. It would be up to Congress to articulate a standard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934623)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:21 PM
Author: Brindle theater

Thanks. We're gonna mark you "refused to respond to our request." Bye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934632)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:21 PM
Author: shimmering tanning salon

OK but that's not accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934637)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:23 PM
Author: Brindle theater

How is it inaccurate? Are you going to tell me it was an improperly formed request? That he's being denied due process because of it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934646)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:35 PM
Author: shimmering tanning salon

I mean yeah, it's pretty unusual to knock on doors when there is no articulated law to apply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934693)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Brindle theater

Well yeah but it's also pretty unusual for the govt to fuck up this bad. But we're still here and you still haven't shown us anything except your legal opinion. At what point can we say you refused to comply with our request?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934702)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: shimmering tanning salon

When I've refused to comply, I'd think. I can't comply with an impossible request, though, so that's not a refusal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934773)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Brindle theater

Gotcha. Well look here's the thing. I could have marked you "failed" to comply, but you were argumentative and you remained that way for some time. So I'll just mark you down as "combative." Thank you and good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934790)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: dull stimulating sanctuary



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Date: July 29th, 2022 6:25 PM
Author: shimmering tanning salon

I cheerfully object.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935504)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:28 PM
Author: floppy nowag

In this hypothetical we would almost certainly be using citizenship by descent or naturalization. Lots of other big countries do this and don't grant citizenship just by being born within their territory (unless they would have no other citizenship). I can easily show the chain of my greatgrandparents being naturalized, then that I'm descended from them. What's more, one parent would be sufficient and I can do it for both. Most people could and this is fairly well archived. Was this supposed to be hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934664)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:30 PM
Author: Brindle theater

U still gotta convince us you didn't just steal somebody's family album

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934677)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 12:36 AM
Author: cyan beady-eyed plaza background story

Seriously? It's too bad they don't list parents on birth certificates. It's also too bad that the Social Security administration doesn't keep track of the Social Security number of your parents. How dumb is this hypo? It's trivial to prove who your parents are unless you are some kind of prole without any documents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44937201)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 3:47 AM
Author: Brindle theater

How would your both certificate reveal anything about your great grandparents? For that matter how did their actions reflect your worthiness of US citizenship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44937597)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 4:56 PM
Author: cyan beady-eyed plaza background story

JFC. My parents had birth certificates, too, you know? As did my grandparents and so on. In my case, if we are assuming citizenship by descent, I know I had at least one great grandparent that naturalized. My parents and grandparents were all born in the same small town, so I could get all the birth certificates in one trip to that town. All I need to track down is proof of naturalization for at least one great grandparent and then I can use the birth certificates to document that I am descended from a naturalized citizen. It would be kind of a pain in the ass, but it wouldn't be that hard to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44943627)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: out-of-control lodge boiling water

So what's the new law that I'm trying to meet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935190)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:49 PM
Author: Brindle theater

Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935388)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:19 PM
Author: Coiffed base

regular mad max thunderdome cagefights to the death w/ select weapons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934620)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling vengeful roast beef

Master : These our witness, Aunty. Us suffer bad. Want justice. We want Thunderdome!

Aunty Entity : You know the law: Two men enter, one man leaves.

Master : This Blaster! Twenty men enter, only him leave!

Aunty Entity : Then it's your choice. Thunderdome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934669)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Coiffed base

180

Qween Kamala will play as Aunty Entity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934801)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:33 PM
Author: bossy puppy police squad

If you’ve paid more than a million in lifetime federal taxes you are a citizen who gets to vote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934687)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:33 PM
Author: Brindle theater

Received, thanl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934688)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:36 PM
Author: stirring disrespectful spot

im a jones act citizen and my family has been since 1917. longer than most unwashed ww2 immigrant faggots on this bort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934696)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: mustard sexy gas station hominid

We do need to have a bort discussion on whether the azn/dot injun poasters should have their citizenship recognized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934705)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 5:38 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle aggressive senate

Shut up fool. Jews, Indians, and Asians now own the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44937669)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Flatulent liquid oxygen

"but i paith taxeth!" (shoots traitor in eyeball)

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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:43 PM
Author: Brindle theater

Thank you. You should receive your new credentials in 4-6 months once we verify some things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934717)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: stirring disrespectful spot

tyvm. in order to expedite my claim would proof of relatives being 65th infantry regiment veterans (borinqueneers) in both ww2 and korea help the application at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934770)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 4:01 PM
Author: Brindle theater

It never hurts to provide us with information that can assist us in expediting the process for yourself or any other applicants you know of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934827)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Hideous outnumbered pisswyrm library

This is what 180 India did to Musbro shit infilitrators in the Northeast, just passed a law and then a ton were put on lists and they had to come in and prove their entitlement to citizenship. Of course many did not have proof so they got sent to concentration camps. These were all Musbro Bangladeshi shit refugees who infilitrated Mother Bharat, and India told them to furk off. Birdshits are not as alpha as Pradeep, they dont have the T levels or gorgeous cock power. So this will never happen in shithole USA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934706)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: 180 address black woman

White English speaking persons of good character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934721)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Violet flickering corn cake coldplay fan

Height

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934771)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: crystalline mildly autistic stage

I would show them my dog and my AR. They see those two things, they'll know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934786)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:08 PM
Author: dull stimulating sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935184)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:22 PM
Author: Brindle theater

"Heh, how about we save some time here? We'll show you our guns and you tell us which ones you recognize."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


I'd still like a response from some tough-as-nails AR-15 owners with dogs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#49103396)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 4:18 PM
Author: ivory nubile principal's office

"I'm ready to die for Israel."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934928)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Violet flickering corn cake coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935353)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 4:20 PM
Author: Erotic Legend Son Of Senegal

i will share deeds that show i own land and people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934935)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Brindle theater

And how do you pronounce your name Mr...Zhang?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934949)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Erotic Legend Son Of Senegal

quiet slave. get back in your cage or you'll get the whip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44934953)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:08 PM
Author: dull stimulating sanctuary

I have dog tags of my great grandfather (same last name), the flag my grandmother was given when he died, and photographic evidence of him serving in WW2 for America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935182)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: Brindle theater

Thanl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44936421)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: out-of-control lodge boiling water

I don't know what you're asking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935188)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Brindle theater

"It's a pretty open ended question, but we decided to leave it that way for a reason. We've never had to do this before and we're learning as we go, so we wanted to be fair and give you the opportunity to tell us what YOU think constitutes evidence of your US citizenship."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935368)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 6:25 PM
Author: Grizzly up-to-no-good cuck site

Ancestor fought (for the US or the Confederacy) in one of the Revolution, 1812, Civil War, WWI, or WWII.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935502)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 7:14 PM
Author: Metal Space Chad

I'd show them my high school football game tape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935747)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 7:30 PM
Author: medicated hissy fit mood

White landowning male

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935803)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Brindle theater

Define "land."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44936465)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: domesticated office factory reset button

i would be unable to establish citizenship. i had erroneously believed myself to be a citizen based on being born in the country, and i have not otherwise been naturalized. my parents and grandparents likewise erroneously believed that they were citizens based on being born in the country, but were not otherwise naturalized. perhaps somewhere in my family tree someone was actually naturalized as a citizen, but i cannot demonstrate it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935833)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Brindle theater

Thank you. I can't make any promises but I'll recommend that your sincerity and candor be weighed in your favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44936473)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Comical den messiness

ITT: what the third world looks, sounds, and feels like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935891)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 7:47 PM
Author: Vivacious brass deer antler gay wizard

Grandfather obtained citizenship though military service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44935900)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 10:06 PM
Author: Brindle theater

Are you willing to do the same?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44936475)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 9:10 PM
Author: Nudist Kink-friendly Lettuce Ape

I can trace ancestry back to a Revolutionary War officer; I assume that should be good enough/early enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44936275)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 10:07 PM
Author: Brindle theater

It's actually kinda problematic that that's the most recent war you can invoke in your favor here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44936479)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 12:53 PM
Author: Nudist Kink-friendly Lettuce Ape

Oh, both of my grandfathers and one grandmother were in WWII also, of course, and I have all their records, medals, photos in service, etc.

I thought longevity in-country was the goal here as basically the opposite of simply happening to have been born here, and “ancestors present at the founding” seems reasonable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44938690)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 10:06 PM
Author: black racy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44936476)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 10:07 PM
Author: Brindle theater

(polish guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44936481)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 12:39 AM
Author: cyan beady-eyed plaza background story

I would show them my Consular Report of Birth Abroad. That shows that the U.S. government recognized me as a citizen at birth even though I clearly did not obtain citizenship by being born on U.S. soil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44937205)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 3:43 AM
Author: Brindle theater

Pwnage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44937594)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 6:08 AM
Author: gaped stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44937693)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 3:50 AM
Author: Brindle theater

Preliminary results are back. Responses suggest people claiming their ancestors fought wars to gain citizenship should do the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44937600)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 12:56 PM
Author: Nudist Kink-friendly Lettuce Ape

Dunno about this, founders secured rights for “us and our posterity” (i.e. *their* specific descendants—not the descendants of illegal Mexicans or whatever). Pretty sure many would not have fought if they didn’t think they were building something for their kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44938697)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 10:33 PM
Author: Brindle theater

Birthright citizenship created a free rider problem though. Our task is to recover what's left of the society the framers left us with. We also have to take into consideration the unique contributions of Irish as Italian immigrants, who are working hard within the judiciary to assist us in this endeavor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44940997)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: Wine passionate turdskin orchestra pit

get the fuck out of here, giuseppe o'shea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44941010)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: Nudist Kink-friendly Lettuce Ape

I agree, “birthright citizenship” creates a free-rider problem, but what you appear to be against is not in fact “birthright” citizenship, it’s citizenship “jus sanguinis”, which is absolutely what the Founders intended and is the classical, most fundamental form of citizenship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44941020)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 10:41 PM
Author: Brindle theater

The framers made it clear that Congress has the authority to regulate naturalization. That's what we're really talking about here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44941035)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: Nudist Kink-friendly Lettuce Ape

Correct, *naturalization*. But there is no situation in which someone born on American soil to parents who are citizens is not a citizen, then, or now. There’s no naturalization happening there, because naturalization is the process by which a non-citizen gains citizenship.

I suppose you could say that Congress could in theory decide that some class of previously-naturalized immigrants were in fact illicitly naturalized and it doesn’t count, hence their descendants were never citizens in the first place. Maybe! But if you can demonstrate descent from citizens who were clearly in the country and citizens at the time of the Revolution (maybe even as late as the adoption of the Constitution) that is essentially untouchable evidence of citizenship “jus sanguinis”—no naturalization in that process at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44941077)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Brindle theater

If birthright citizenship is abolished and you want to claim ancestral ties you need to prove them somehow. Otherwise, if all you have is a birth certificate, we really are talking about naturalization. Congress could grandfather in all current citizens instead of making people apply, but why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44941092)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: Nudist Kink-friendly Lettuce Ape

Sure, you’d have to prove descent from either 1) family members who were unquestionably citizens by non-birthright criteria in the past (good); or 2) family members who were citizens at the time of the Founding (even better).

But this is literally THE key feature of citizenship at the time of the founding. It passed to your kids and their kids (NOT necessarily to the kids of other randos happening to be physically present in the country at some later date, of course. But YOURS? Yes. That’s why you founded the country.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44941973)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Brindle theater

Sir this is not the time to invoke penumbras.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44942143)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 4:31 PM
Author: Nudist Kink-friendly Lettuce Ape

What about “secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity” is a penumbra to you? This is perhaps the fundamental feature of the United States.

All that other stuff—the details of naturalizing aliens, awarding citizenship via service programs for immigrants, birthright anchor babies for illegal Mexicans, whatever—is optional add-ons. You can mess with that stuff all you like.

Citizenship jus sanguinis, on the other hand, is the founding raison d'être of the nation. It is fundamental and without it the country does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44943518)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 5:02 PM
Author: cyan beady-eyed plaza background story

(guy who has never heard of the 14th Amendment)

Birthright citizenship is in the Constitution. Amendments are just as much part of the Constitution as the original text.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44943649)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 8:31 PM
Author: Nudist Kink-friendly Lettuce Ape

He’s clearly contemplating the repeal of the 14th Amendment here, which is fine I guess (and there’s always been some question of exactly who the birthright provision applies to, i.e. does it really cover illegals?), but the question is whether he is so fundamentally seeking to overturn the premise of the American nation as to contradict (or imagine away) the **rest** of the Constitution, including the bits the Framers themselves laid out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44944483)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


I'm imagining how the conversations will go before we throw cons in mass graves. Sometimes it's fun to interrogate people before you kill them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#49103403)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 6:07 AM
Author: gaped stead

My first American ancestor arrived here in the 1650s; the last immigrant in my family line was in 1670.

Numerous documents and pictures of my ancestors in various wars, between the Revolutionary War and WW2.

I am current mil.

One or all of those should about cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44937690)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 6:09 AM
Author: Wine passionate turdskin orchestra pit

If you don't have DAR/SAR papers you have to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44937695)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Turquoise gunner

official passport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44938078)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 10:35 PM
Author: insanely creepy alpha yarmulke

show them my lgbtqia and blm tattoos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44941004)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 8:56 AM
Author: Histrionic Opaque Abode

if you have to ask, you have to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#44941993)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


OP here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#49103395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


obviously it would be if the parents are citizens you retarded schizo fag (i.e. - kids of illegals, chink H1Bs, anchor babies, and other bullshit would be dingfaged).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#49103404)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


How would you prove your parents were citizens?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#49103407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


their SSN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#49103414)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: My rapist was well hung

Skin color

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#49103406)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


If you're white, we'll presume you're from South Africa on a refugee visa until you prove otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#49103409)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


I would be totally fucked. I would show up in an Adidas tracksuit and with a thick Russian accent. They would say "name this baseball player" and I'd shrug and they would go "that's fucking Mickey Mantle. Ok, let's try an easier one." I would shrug again and he would say "you really don't know what Babe Ruth looks like? Alright, you're going to Alligator Alcatraz"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#49103408)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: grievance officer

If birthright citizenship is retroactively abolished, then I would not be able to prove citizenship. I was never naturalized, believing myself to be a natural born citizen. All of my ancestors that I ever met were in the same category. As for my ancestors who were not born in this country, I have no way of finding out whether they were naturalized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5163557&forum_id=2...id#49103412)