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Was Doobs a real person?

Or is he just a mythical figure?
Fiercely-loyal indecent garrison sound barrier
  10/06/24
(doobs)
up-to-no-good multi-billionaire resort
  10/07/24
It was all true
scarlet stage
  10/06/24
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cracking wagecucks principal's office
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pungent locus genital piercing
  10/07/24
Lord Halford, the HellRoom, the Ginger Pisswyrm
contagious disturbing hospital
  10/10/24
I am a Doobs alt
Sooty weed whacker yarmulke
  10/06/24
Yep. An actual law student, he later became a DA assistant i...
Violent carmine senate trump supporter
  10/07/24
Lmao he was shot? Details pls.
insanely creepy crackhouse
  10/07/24
There were some online news articles. It was a few years ag...
lascivious death wish
  10/07/24
That shit was hilarious when it happened the bort exploded
unhinged theatre
  10/07/24
it was incredible
lascivious death wish
  10/07/24
did doobs survive? he's got a common af name and I can't fin...
cracking wagecucks principal's office
  10/07/24
he survived fine but yeah I suspect he has purposefully tri...
lascivious death wish
  10/07/24
lmfao at him getting shot by some methhead in anchorage LMFA...
cracking wagecucks principal's office
  10/07/24
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lascivious death wish
  10/07/24
Already poasted below
scarlet stage
  10/07/24
he wouldn't stop talking shit about the zetas, but that migh...
racy cruise ship
  10/07/24
the funniest part was that in the original news story the sh...
spectacular casino knife
  10/07/24
Lol beat me to it
scarlet stage
  10/07/24
Yep I can confirm. There is absolutely nothing on him online...
Violent carmine senate trump supporter
  10/07/24
https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/crime-courts/2020/08/03/eagl...
Light brethren address
  10/07/24
Says nothing about Doobs though
Violent carmine senate trump supporter
  10/07/24
His name was in the original story
scarlet stage
  10/07/24
i think he contacted every publisher and got it removed, rep...
Light brethren address
  10/07/24
It really is impressive. He could probably make a living sel...
scarlet stage
  10/07/24
He masked his identity like he unmasked ours.
Violent carmine senate trump supporter
  10/07/24
What is fucking hilarious is that is exactly what the other ...
big brindle turdskin
  10/07/24
i wonder if doobs got his shit scraped from the internet or ...
topaz titillating liquid oxygen
  10/07/24
I could be wrong about this but I think the lack of info abo...
big brindle turdskin
  10/07/24
yeah, it's impossible to know for sure. but i could see doob...
topaz titillating liquid oxygen
  10/07/24
Your timeline is way off, Doobs was posting well into the mi...
big brindle turdskin
  10/07/24
Someone used to have like a blogspot website about him and a...
Violent carmine senate trump supporter
  10/07/24
https://casetext.com/case/wilson-v-state-592670
hot electric queen of the night abode
  10/07/24
Lol. Good mam. Thanks for finding that.
Violent carmine senate trump supporter
  10/07/24
Doobs was a posting collective that stood for Disturbed Obse...
hilarious fanboi prole
  10/07/24
Wrong
Violent carmine senate trump supporter
  10/07/24
...
carnelian heaven telephone
  10/07/24
I met him once. He seemed like a good dood to me.
medicated indian lodge
  10/07/24
he was a good dood per my chats with him off bort, was going...
cracking wagecucks principal's office
  10/07/24
(Two guys trying to get off the spreadsheet)
unhinged theatre
  10/07/24
...
cracking wagecucks principal's office
  10/07/24
...
Sooty weed whacker yarmulke
  10/07/24
pretending to be a woman on xo. poasting the red pecker. sta...
racy cruise ship
  10/07/24
Estrada also pretended to be a woman on XO. There was a lot ...
Mind-boggling aqua travel guidebook library
  10/07/24
It's different when we did it
unhinged theatre
  10/07/24
estrada, really? i can't remember that at all. anything nota...
racy cruise ship
  10/07/24
I missed out on the glory days of having the privilege of sl...
cracking wagecucks principal's office
  10/07/24
You take your life / heart in your hands and put it in hers ...
Mind-boggling aqua travel guidebook library
  10/07/24
a ton of people pretended to be women on xo
Sooty weed whacker yarmulke
  10/07/24
alia was 100% actually a woman and i will die on this hill
racy cruise ship
  10/07/24
...
cracking wagecucks principal's office
  10/07/24
What's crazy is that there was a different guy with the same...
Mind-boggling aqua travel guidebook library
  10/07/24
the other guy wasn't a a ginger though, that's what gave doo...
cracking wagecucks principal's office
  10/07/24
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unhinged theatre
  10/07/24
The other attorney with his name had to literally become an ...
180 crusty toilet seat friendly grandma
  10/07/24
i really liek it here
Sooty weed whacker yarmulke
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unhinged theatre
  10/07/24
u gotta do what u gotta do to protect ur family from the Zet...
irradiated pit
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topaz titillating liquid oxygen
  10/07/24
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Bat-shit-crazy bipolar jew
  11/19/24
I don't even think he was actually a CPA
bronze hell
  10/07/24
He's now a "legal writing specialist" at a public ...
pearl public bath
  10/07/24
Pretty weird that you know this
histrionic ebony quadroon sneaky criminal
  10/07/24
sup Andrew
pearl public bath
  10/07/24
lol, is that some non-attorney position?
Light brethren address
  10/07/24
Correct. It's for the people who suck in court.
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  10/07/24
Title: The Curious Case of Danny Dooberstein Once upon a ...
Pearly geriatric parlor
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naked range
  10/07/24
Danny Dooberstein - a lawyer who dared to be different
lascivious death wish
  10/07/24
A twink gone rogue
contagious disturbing hospital
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Pearly geriatric parlor
  10/07/24
He’s arguably the most consequential poster in XO hist...
wine national party of the first part
  10/07/24
halford was the most consequential poaster in xo history ...
Sooty weed whacker yarmulke
  10/07/24
And Johnsmeyer?
Pearly geriatric parlor
  10/07/24
i consider halford & johnsmeyer to be the two GOATs of x...
Sooty weed whacker yarmulke
  10/07/24
Historically important but did not have the bort-altering im...
wine national party of the first part
  10/07/24
c12
topaz titillating liquid oxygen
  10/07/24
he also passed the february bar exam, read into that as you ...
Light brethren address
  10/07/24
Ie he still married to a woman from Russia who regularly cuc...
garnet mad-dog skullcap center
  10/07/24
Yeah, she was banging the tutu-fueled neighbor. He almost dr...
contagious disturbing hospital
  10/07/24
Holy shit really?
garnet mad-dog skullcap center
  10/07/24
confirmed
contagious disturbing hospital
  10/07/24
If he were not real it would be necessary to invent him
Orange bateful stage
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spectacular casino knife
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topaz titillating liquid oxygen
  10/07/24
say what u will about doobs but he made his dream of working...
Charismatic School Psychic
  10/07/24
he would gchat me every time i logged onto my throwaway and ...
topaz titillating liquid oxygen
  10/07/24
they need to be open sourced for xo archaeologists
Orange bateful stage
  10/07/24
sadly google seems to have erased gchats that old (very rece...
topaz titillating liquid oxygen
  10/07/24
loooooollll
Orange bateful stage
  10/07/24
she put two bottle caps in my chest pocket tp
Laughsome theater stage
  10/07/24
She talked about her private areas and she used descriptive ...
pearl public bath
  10/07/24
is that why you shot him?
Maroon insecure fortuitous meteor
  10/07/24
lol what kind of sad loser do you have to be to do all this ...
insanely creepy crackhouse
  10/07/24
doobs: somehow got married, got shot, reproduced sexually ...
irradiated pit
  10/07/24
Doobs is real, and he's spectacular
Laughsome theater stage
  10/07/24
Heh.
Trip meetinghouse
  10/07/24
and a real human diaper
irradiated pit
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rose school cafeteria french chef
  11/19/24
There’s a little doobs in every long time poster
Greedy odious therapy
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irradiated pit
  10/07/24
Does anyone know what happened to Todd D. in the criminal ca...
big brindle turdskin
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Date: October 6th, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal indecent garrison sound barrier

Or is he just a mythical figure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171332)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:22 PM
Author: up-to-no-good multi-billionaire resort

(doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48173016)



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Date: October 6th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: scarlet stage

It was all true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171352)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: cracking wagecucks principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171401)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: pungent locus genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171404)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: contagious disturbing hospital

Lord Halford, the HellRoom, the Ginger Pisswyrm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48183468)



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Date: October 6th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Sooty weed whacker yarmulke

I am a Doobs alt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171356)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: Violent carmine senate trump supporter

Yep. An actual law student, he later became a DA assistant in Alaska and was actually shot.

I joined just after he left but yea I remember there was real hysteria at that time because the guy was using peoples' details to figure out who they were and then harassing them offline. People were paranoid of him back in like 2010 when I joined.

I know his real name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171361)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: insanely creepy crackhouse

Lmao he was shot? Details pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171379)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: lascivious death wish

There were some online news articles. It was a few years ago. Seems that Doobs's neighbor in their Anchorage suburb was a major methhead and had some kind of paranoid outburst and started shooting around his house. Doobs got shot lying in bed in his own house.

Somehow all of those articles seem to no longer be online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171398)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: unhinged theatre

That shit was hilarious when it happened the bort exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171405)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: lascivious death wish

it was incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171432)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: cracking wagecucks principal's office

did doobs survive? he's got a common af name and I can't find jack shit about him online anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171406)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: lascivious death wish

he survived fine

but yeah I suspect he has purposefully tried to remove his online presence



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171431)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: cracking wagecucks principal's office

lmfao at him getting shot by some methhead in anchorage LMFAO , oh doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171438)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: lascivious death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171444)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:12 PM
Author: scarlet stage

Already poasted below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48173230)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: racy cruise ship

he wouldn't stop talking shit about the zetas, but that might've been unrelated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171414)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: spectacular casino knife

the funniest part was that in the original news story the shooter claimed doobs was shining a light in his house to look at him and that’s why he shot him.

he may have been paranoid and on meth but there’s a high likelihood doobs actually was trying to look in the guy’s house a bunch and he just got sick of the stalking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172364)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:13 PM
Author: scarlet stage

Lol beat me to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48173233)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Violent carmine senate trump supporter

Yep I can confirm. There is absolutely nothing on him online anymore. Really incredible. The guy was the best in the world at finding who you are, and finding you. But also the best opsec apparently and got his shit wiped from the www.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172417)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: Light brethren address

https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/crime-courts/2020/08/03/eagle-river-man-says-he-was-high-on-meth-when-he-shot-up-neighborhood-charges-say/#:~:text=Todd%20Driskill,%2057,%20fired%20at%20officers%20as

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172449)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Violent carmine senate trump supporter

Says nothing about Doobs though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172976)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: scarlet stage

His name was in the original story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48173244)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Light brethren address

i think he contacted every publisher and got it removed, reputation defender style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48173277)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: scarlet stage

It really is impressive. He could probably make a living selling however he scrubbed literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48173331)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 2:06 PM
Author: Violent carmine senate trump supporter

He masked his identity like he unmasked ours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48173497)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: big brindle turdskin

What is fucking hilarious is that is exactly what the other attorney who shares the same name as Doobs has specialized his legal practice in. This is no doubt in large part due to Doobs' actions polluting the search results for that name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48174186)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: topaz titillating liquid oxygen

i wonder if doobs got his shit scraped from the internet or if it was all the other guy. seems like doobs may have lucked out that the only other attorney with his name not only is around the age to make the stuff about doobs plausibly about him, but also motivated and talented enough to get that shit scrubbed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48174305)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 5:01 PM
Author: big brindle turdskin

I could be wrong about this but I think the lack of info about the shooting incident wasn't due to some concerted effort to scrub info from the internet

IIRC there was just one outlet that named Doobs as the victim, and that outlet subsequently went through some sort of reorganization on their website and got rid of all their old stories

There's a general tendency to not name crime victims in the press in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48174360)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: topaz titillating liquid oxygen

yeah, it's impossible to know for sure. but i could see doobs calling the paper and asking him to remove his name, but not having a hand in removing all this other shit, as well.

there used to be a MASSIVE amount of doobs shit if you googled his name. i'm surprised anyone got rid of it. it seems more likely it's the guy that made getting this shit off the internet his career rather than our ole pal doobs, whose opsec and legal acumen was never stellar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48174396)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:08 AM
Author: big brindle turdskin

Your timeline is way off, Doobs was posting well into the mid 2010s

The "Heh, she likes to fuck" poast dates to 2013 and he stuck around a lot longer after that

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217254&forum_id=2#22907429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171564)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Violent carmine senate trump supporter

Someone used to have like a blogspot website about him and all his stalking endeavors. It's not online anymore either, I think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172419)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: hot electric queen of the night abode

https://casetext.com/case/wilson-v-state-592670

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48173339)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: Violent carmine senate trump supporter

Lol. Good mam. Thanks for finding that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48173502)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: hilarious fanboi prole

Doobs was a posting collective that stood for Disturbed Obsessed Online Betrayer of Secrets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171367)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Violent carmine senate trump supporter

Wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171370)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: carnelian heaven telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171567)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: medicated indian lodge

I met him once. He seemed like a good dood to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171381)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: cracking wagecucks principal's office

he was a good dood per my chats with him off bort, was going to hang with him once but plans fell through on my end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171411)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: unhinged theatre

(Two guys trying to get off the spreadsheet)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171417)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: cracking wagecucks principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171420)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Sooty weed whacker yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171429)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: racy cruise ship

pretending to be a woman on xo. poasting the red pecker. stalking poasters and negotiating backroom deals for twist pics. it was all real. all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171408)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Mind-boggling aqua travel guidebook library

Estrada also pretended to be a woman on XO. There was a lot of that actually. I'll even say too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171421)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: unhinged theatre

It's different when we did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171424)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: racy cruise ship

estrada, really? i can't remember that at all. anything notable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171442)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: cracking wagecucks principal's office

I missed out on the glory days of having the privilege of sleeping with fem poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171443)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Mind-boggling aqua travel guidebook library

You take your life / heart in your hands and put it in hers brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171476)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Sooty weed whacker yarmulke

a ton of people pretended to be women on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171445)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: racy cruise ship

alia was 100% actually a woman and i will die on this hill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171446)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: cracking wagecucks principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171422)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Mind-boggling aqua travel guidebook library

What's crazy is that there was a different guy with the same name who was a law student at around the same time who I think started using his middle name to distinguish himself or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171416)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: cracking wagecucks principal's office

the other guy wasn't a a ginger though, that's what gave doobs away and his bright red pisswrwm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171426)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: unhinged theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172039)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: 180 crusty toilet seat friendly grandma

The other attorney with his name had to literally become an internet defamation specialist bc of the name issue. It’s his main practice now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172231)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Sooty weed whacker yarmulke

i really liek it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172232)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: unhinged theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172255)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: irradiated pit

u gotta do what u gotta do to protect ur family from the Zetas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172263)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: topaz titillating liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172942)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 7:18 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy bipolar jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48357861)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: bronze hell

I don't even think he was actually a CPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171427)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: pearl public bath

He's now a "legal writing specialist" at a public defender's office in Oklahoma, lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171571)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 7:23 AM
Author: histrionic ebony quadroon sneaky criminal

Pretty weird that you know this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171888)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:34 AM
Author: pearl public bath

sup Andrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172413)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: Light brethren address

lol, is that some non-attorney position?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171889)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: motley gay wizard home

Correct. It's for the people who suck in court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172695)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:18 AM
Author: Pearly geriatric parlor

Title: The Curious Case of Danny Dooberstein

Once upon a time in the vast and rugged expanse of Alaska, there was a young lawyer named Andrew Stebbins. Known for his impeccable suits and razor-sharp intellect, Andrew had graduated from Indiana University Law School after honing his skills at SUNY Buffalo. He worked at a small but respected law firm in Anchorage, where the isolation of the state often compounded the pressures of the legal profession.

But beneath the polished exterior, Andrew felt a gnawing sense of dissatisfaction. The legal world in Alaska was challenging, and despite his successes, he craved attention beyond the courtroom. In a moment of impulsive creativity, Andrew created an online persona: Danny Dooberstein, a quirky and outspoken lawyer who was unapologetically feminine.

Danny quickly became a sensation on various internet forums, known for his humorous takes on legal jargon and satirical posts about the profession. But as his online popularity grew, so did his outlandish antics. One fateful night, fueled by too much coffee and an impulsive streak, Andrew posted an image meant to be provocative—a picture of his reddened penis—alongside a post criticizing the toxic masculinity prevalent in the legal world.

The internet reacted predictably. While some were amused, others were horrified. But in a twist of fate, the picture ended up on a notorious racist message board frequented by disgruntled lawyers who reveled in mocking anyone who dared to step outside their rigid norms. The post about Danny Dooberstein quickly spiraled into a meme, with users sharing it widely and crafting all sorts of parodies.

“Look at this ‘lawyer,’” one user wrote. “Clearly he has a case of the red flags!” Another chimed in, “What’s next, a legal brief written in lipstick?” The comments turned into a cruel comedy show, and before long, Andrew became the laughingstock of the very profession he aspired to excel in.

Days turned into weeks, and the humiliation reached a fever pitch. Andrew couldn’t show his face at the law firm without being met with snickers and knowing glances. Colleagues who once respected him now looked at him with a mix of pity and amusement. His attempts to explain himself only made matters worse, and soon he was known as “Danny Dooberstein” not just online but in the real world too.

Feeling the weight of embarrassment, Andrew retreated from the law firm and the online world. He spent long nights reflecting on his decisions, replaying the moment he hit "post" on that fateful picture. It was a time for self-discovery, and as he sat alone in his small apartment, he began to explore what it truly meant to be authentic.

Gradually, Andrew decided to reclaim his narrative. He crafted a blog titled “Beyond the Law,” where he discussed mental health, the pressures of the legal profession, and the importance of being true to oneself. He shared his experience openly, revealing the struggles behind his online persona and the mistakes that led to his downfall.

Surprisingly, the blog resonated with many. Lawyers from various backgrounds across the state reached out, sharing their own tales of insecurity and the longing for acceptance in a judgmental world. The support he received became a balm for his wounded pride. Andrew learned that vulnerability could forge connections far deeper than the superficial admiration he had sought as Danny Dooberstein.

Months later, Andrew was invited to speak at a legal conference in Juneau. With trepidation, he took the stage and shared his story. As he spoke about the absurdity of his past antics and the importance of authenticity, the audience listened intently. By the end of his speech, he received a standing ovation, not for his former exploits, but for his courage to embrace his flaws and learn from them.

In the end, Andrew Stebbins transformed from a figure of ridicule into an advocate for change within the Alaskan legal community. Though the specter of Danny Dooberstein lingered, he learned to own it—not as a source of shame, but as a chapter in his journey towards genuine self-acceptance. And perhaps, just perhaps, the legal world in Alaska could learn a thing or two from a lawyer who dared to be different.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171579)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 8:40 AM
Author: naked range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171984)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 8:42 AM
Author: lascivious death wish

Danny Dooberstein - a lawyer who dared to be different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171990)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: contagious disturbing hospital

A twink gone rogue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172065)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Pearly geriatric parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48174022)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 7:06 AM
Author: wine national party of the first part

He’s arguably the most consequential poster in XO history alongside NYCFan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171877)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Sooty weed whacker yarmulke

halford was the most consequential poaster in xo history



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172166)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Pearly geriatric parlor

And Johnsmeyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172246)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Sooty weed whacker yarmulke

i consider halford & johnsmeyer to be the two GOATs of xoxo. you could make a reasonable argument for either of them to be the most consequential/important/best poaster of all time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172252)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:34 AM
Author: wine national party of the first part

Historically important but did not have the bort-altering impact Doobs did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172414)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: topaz titillating liquid oxygen

c12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172945)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 7:16 AM
Author: Light brethren address

he also passed the february bar exam, read into that as you wish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48171885)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: garnet mad-dog skullcap center

Ie he still married to a woman from Russia who regularly cucks him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172091)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:14 AM
Author: contagious disturbing hospital

Yeah, she was banging the tutu-fueled neighbor. He almost driskilled Doobs while firing his gun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172095)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: garnet mad-dog skullcap center

Holy shit really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172164)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: contagious disturbing hospital

confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172237)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Orange bateful stage

If he were not real it would be necessary to invent him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172418)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: spectacular casino knife



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: topaz titillating liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172947)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Charismatic School Psychic

say what u will about doobs but he made his dream of working on 5th ave come true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48172423)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: topaz titillating liquid oxygen

he would gchat me every time i logged onto my throwaway and i was not a very notable poaster in the golden era. i can't imagine the flood of doobsian gchats the megapoasters of the time were subjected to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48173170)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Orange bateful stage

they need to be open sourced for xo archaeologists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48173185)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:09 PM
Author: topaz titillating liquid oxygen

sadly google seems to have erased gchats that old (very recently i believe, and i wish i had archived them heh). but i do have this one email that i've only partially redacted so those in the know can verify it's authenticity.

i have no idea why he sent this to me specifically and i didn't respond to it. in fact, i only noticed it in my inbox years later.

[DELETED]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48173215)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: Orange bateful stage

loooooollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48173227)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:32 PM
Author: Laughsome theater stage

she put two bottle caps in my chest pocket tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48173336)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: pearl public bath

She talked about her private areas and she used descriptive language. Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48173378)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Maroon insecure fortuitous meteor

is that why you shot him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48174490)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: insanely creepy crackhouse

lol what kind of sad loser do you have to be to do all this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48174677)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: irradiated pit

doobs: somehow got married, got shot, reproduced sexually

we: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48174720)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Laughsome theater stage

Doobs is real, and he's spectacular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48173322)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Trip meetinghouse

Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48173415)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: irradiated pit

and a real human diaper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48173463)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 7:38 PM
Author: rose school cafeteria french chef



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Date: October 7th, 2024 6:01 PM
Author: Greedy odious therapy

There’s a little doobs in every long time poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48174724)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: irradiated pit



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Date: October 7th, 2024 6:16 PM
Author: big brindle turdskin

Does anyone know what happened to Todd D. in the criminal case? It languished in the courts for years and I think it finally got resolved a year or so ago but the Alaska court records website is a real piece of shit and doesn't actually say what happened to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2...id#48174804)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 11:36 PM
Author: sable swashbuckling church building



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:42 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal indecent garrison sound barrier



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: fart nigger (✅🍑)



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