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  08/02/21
ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: multi-colored property philosopher-king

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Crystalline stage



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Concupiscible hospital dopamine

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: disgusting patrolman

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Tan beta international law enforcement agency national security agency

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: poppy regret



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Tan beta international law enforcement agency national security agency



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Godawful French Chef Parlor



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Thriller liquid oxygen

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Thriller liquid oxygen

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: maize spot



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: dashing boltzmann menage



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Adventurous old irish cottage

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: bossy alcoholic native hissy fit

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling den

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Shaky Charismatic Shitlib Internal Respiration

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: bossy alcoholic native hissy fit

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: sooty double fault

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Crystalline stage



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: motley puppy

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: sooty double fault



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: sooty double fault



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Scarlet provocative locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: green box office sex offender

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: green box office sex offender

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: green box office sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: green box office sex offender

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: magical karate school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: frozen base pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706974)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706886)