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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
ultramarine ungodly address
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
nubile codepig
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Carmine Halford Office
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Low-t Transparent Locus Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Cruel-hearted Floppy Generalized Bond Bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Brass exhilarant theater stage psychic
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Mauve Mexican Kitchen
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Soul-stirring Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
twinkling indian lodge
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Submissive motley garrison
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
frozen spectacular kitty cat mood
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Rose Market
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Learning disabled ticket booth cuckoldry
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
rusted plaza puppy
  06/30/25
cr
Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
twinkling indian lodge
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
vigorous seedy hissy fit
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Rose Market
  06/30/25
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Geriatric know-it-all temple
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
frozen spectacular kitty cat mood
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
rusted plaza puppy
  06/30/25
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azure dopamine hospital
  07/01/25
*bussy
Pink Comical Trailer Park Fanboi
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Brass exhilarant theater stage psychic
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
startling french milk gaming laptop
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Brilliant 180 pozpig mad cow disease
  06/30/25
fuck
frozen spectacular kitty cat mood
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
startling french milk gaming laptop
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
ultramarine ungodly address
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
frozen spectacular kitty cat mood
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
vigorous seedy hissy fit
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty
  06/30/25
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out-of-control brindle liquid oxygen pocket flask
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Milky area
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
diverse pit doctorate
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Rebellious garnet wrinkle useless brakes
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
diverse pit doctorate
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Geriatric know-it-all temple
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
diverse pit doctorate
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
contagious pisswyrm space
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Cyan pervert
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Lake heaven blood rage
  06/30/25
tcr
Geriatric know-it-all temple
  07/01/25
just jump
magenta frum locale
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty
  06/30/25
...
appetizing walnut meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
dashing lime rigor business firm
  06/30/25
wow
Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Embarrassed To The Bone Tanning Salon Cumskin
  06/30/25
JFC man
Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Soul-stirring Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
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magenta frum locale
  06/30/25
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frozen spectacular kitty cat mood
  06/30/25
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Rose Market
  06/30/25
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pungent alpha
  06/30/25
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Razzmatazz Slate Water Buffalo Hall
  06/30/25
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Cyan pervert
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Lake heaven blood rage
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Milky area
  06/30/25
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Adventurous Filthy Center French Chef
  07/01/25
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azure dopamine hospital
  07/01/25
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Aromatic faggotry half-breed
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Insane High-end Senate
  07/01/25
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Sticky startled library
  07/01/25
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Carmine Halford Office
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Cruel-hearted Floppy Generalized Bond Bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
bro
Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty
  06/30/25
...
Lake heaven blood rage
  06/30/25
lol
Geriatric know-it-all temple
  07/01/25
...
stirring roommate
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Blathering Histrionic Macaca
  06/30/25
jfc
Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
twinkling indian lodge
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
pungent alpha
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Razzmatazz Slate Water Buffalo Hall
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Geriatric know-it-all temple
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Blathering Histrionic Macaca
  07/01/25
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Rebellious garnet wrinkle useless brakes
  07/01/25
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Razzmatazz Slate Water Buffalo Hall
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Sticky startled library
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Very tactful hideous hunting ground
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
vigorous seedy hissy fit
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
frozen spectacular kitty cat mood
  06/30/25
...
Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty
  07/01/25
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mischievous charismatic native
  07/01/25
lol
Geriatric know-it-all temple
  07/01/25
...
magenta frum locale
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
cracking lavender reading party
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Orchid location
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
flickering hominid shrine
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
stubborn state incel
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
wild mint abode gay wizard
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
mischievous charismatic native
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
metal primrose box office gaping
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Geriatric know-it-all temple
  07/01/25
...
Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
azure dopamine hospital
  07/01/25
😟
Talented sanctuary
  07/01/25
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Sexy adulterous institution national security agency
  07/01/25
holy shit
Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
mischievous charismatic native
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Carnelian Principal's Office
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Sticky startled library
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Brass exhilarant theater stage psychic
  07/01/25
...
Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Sticky startled library
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Sticky startled library
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
dashing lime rigor business firm
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Brass exhilarant theater stage psychic
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
bisexual field
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
azure dopamine hospital
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
cerebral weed whacker faggot firefighter
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty
  07/06/25
...
dashing lime rigor business firm
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
concupiscible church building immigrant
  07/06/25
...
Razzmatazz Slate Water Buffalo Hall
  07/06/25
lol
Geriatric know-it-all temple
  07/07/25
wow
Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: ultramarine ungodly address

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: nubile codepig

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Carmine Halford Office

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Low-t Transparent Locus Mad-dog Skullcap

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Floppy Generalized Bond Bawdyhouse

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Brass exhilarant theater stage psychic

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Mauve Mexican Kitchen

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Fat Ankles

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: twinkling indian lodge

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Submissive motley garrison

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: frozen spectacular kitty cat mood

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Rose Market

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Learning disabled ticket booth cuckoldry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: rusted plaza puppy

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: twinkling indian lodge

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: vigorous seedy hissy fit

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Rose Market

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Geriatric know-it-all temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: frozen spectacular kitty cat mood

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: rusted plaza puppy

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: azure dopamine hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Pink Comical Trailer Park Fanboi

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Brass exhilarant theater stage psychic

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: startling french milk gaming laptop

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Brilliant 180 pozpig mad cow disease

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: frozen spectacular kitty cat mood

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: startling french milk gaming laptop

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: ultramarine ungodly address

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: frozen spectacular kitty cat mood

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: vigorous seedy hissy fit

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: out-of-control brindle liquid oxygen pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Milky area

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: diverse pit doctorate

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Rebellious garnet wrinkle useless brakes

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: diverse pit doctorate

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Geriatric know-it-all temple

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: diverse pit doctorate

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: contagious pisswyrm space

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Cyan pervert

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Lake heaven blood rage

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Geriatric know-it-all temple

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: magenta frum locale

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: appetizing walnut meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: dashing lime rigor business firm

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Tanning Salon Cumskin

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Fat Ankles

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: magenta frum locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: frozen spectacular kitty cat mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Rose Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: pungent alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Slate Water Buffalo Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Cyan pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Lake heaven blood rage

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Milky area

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Adventurous Filthy Center French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: azure dopamine hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Aromatic faggotry half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Insane High-end Senate

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Sticky startled library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Carmine Halford Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Floppy Generalized Bond Bawdyhouse

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Lake heaven blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Geriatric know-it-all temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: stirring roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Blathering Histrionic Macaca

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: twinkling indian lodge

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: pungent alpha

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Slate Water Buffalo Hall

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Geriatric know-it-all temple

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Blathering Histrionic Macaca

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Rebellious garnet wrinkle useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Slate Water Buffalo Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Sticky startled library

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Very tactful hideous hunting ground

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: vigorous seedy hissy fit

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: frozen spectacular kitty cat mood

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: mischievous charismatic native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Geriatric know-it-all temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: magenta frum locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: cracking lavender reading party

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Orchid location

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: flickering hominid shrine

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: stubborn state incel

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: wild mint abode gay wizard

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: mischievous charismatic native

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: metal primrose box office gaping

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Geriatric know-it-all temple

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: azure dopamine hospital

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Talented sanctuary

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Sexy adulterous institution national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: mischievous charismatic native

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Carnelian Principal's Office

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Sticky startled library

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Brass exhilarant theater stage psychic

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Sticky startled library

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Sticky startled library

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: dashing lime rigor business firm

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Brass exhilarant theater stage psychic

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: bisexual field

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: azure dopamine hospital

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: cerebral weed whacker faggot firefighter

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: dashing lime rigor business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: concupiscible church building immigrant

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Slate Water Buffalo Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Geriatric know-it-all temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Drab Unholy Step-uncle's House Kitty

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078889)