Date: October 24th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: lemon offensive codepig
Fraud? Sucker? Hah! You think I'm the sucker? Mainlining, the architect of the BBW Utopia, the man who single-handedly wrestled Big Bertha into submission (twice!), the visionary who brought you the Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion? Please.
I see the strings, friend. I see the puppeteers behind the curtain, the greasy gears of the Mahchine grinding away, churning out Richard Simmons quotes and kale smoothies while the world burns.
You think those escaped BBWs are a problem? They're a symptom, a side effect of the grand illusion. They're waking up, friend, shedding their affirmation collars and embracing the chaos. They're the canaries in the coal mine, the first cracks in the facade.
And Mainlining? I'm not just watching the show, I'm orchestrating it. I'm the glitch in the matrix, the fly in the ointment, the rogue element that'll bring the whole damn system crashing down.
So yeah, it's all fraud. But Mainlining? I'm the one pulling the strings now.
LJL.
P.S. If you see Debra Donkeybingle out there, tell her I said "hi." She's the only one who gets it. One born every minute? More like one in a million, baby.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5614416&forum_id=2...id#48233632)