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Pea-brained death wish
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: very tactful puppy kitchen

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Shimmering striped hyena coffee pot



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: carnelian stimulating office

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Boyish Theatre Jewess

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Effete vibrant stage ratface

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: nighttime submissive selfie national security agency



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Effete vibrant stage ratface



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: comical skinny woman



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: brindle personal credit line

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: brindle personal credit line

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: vermilion embarrassed to the bone goal in life legend



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Cream karate



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: hairless dilemma wrinkle

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: chocolate site

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac chrome lay

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Transparent sanctuary doctorate

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: chocolate site

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: thriller swollen school

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Shimmering striped hyena coffee pot



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: aggressive confused wagecucks

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: thriller swollen school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: thriller swollen school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Scarlet glittery house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Mint Shrine Gaping

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Mint Shrine Gaping

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Mint Shrine Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Mint Shrine Gaping

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: marvelous spruce cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Pea-brained death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49720164)