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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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talented violet center
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Vigorous orchestra pit
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
puce bespoke electric furnace alpha
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Ocher School
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Bright fortuitous meteor
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
spectacular orchid field
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Passionate mentally impaired church
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Disturbing Greedy Casino Mad Cow Disease
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
razzle twinkling filthpig theater stage
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
talented violet center
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
bateful brindle selfie
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Zombie-like office
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
big carmine den
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
talented violet center
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Godawful immigrant
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
adventurous yapping range gunner
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
amber hell cuckold
  06/30/25
cr
talented violet center
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
bateful brindle selfie
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Magenta Depressive
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Godawful immigrant
  06/30/25
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Vibrant ultramarine really tough guy
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
big carmine den
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
amber hell cuckold
  06/30/25
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contagious set
  07/01/25
*bussy
impressive violent rehab
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Passionate mentally impaired church
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
bull headed crimson locale boistinker
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
concupiscible fuchsia shitlib
  06/30/25
fuck
big carmine den
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
bull headed crimson locale boistinker
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Vigorous orchestra pit
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
big carmine den
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Magenta Depressive
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
talented violet center
  06/30/25
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Beta Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
exciting organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Yellow giraffe corner
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
transparent flirting brunch sandwich
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
talented violet center
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Yellow giraffe corner
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Vibrant ultramarine really tough guy
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Yellow giraffe corner
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Titillating Massive Parlour
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
talented violet center
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
fluffy blood rage halford
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
supple vermilion private investor school cafeteria
  06/30/25
tcr
Vibrant ultramarine really tough guy
  07/01/25
just jump
hilarious rigor
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
talented violet center
  06/30/25
...
vivacious stubborn lodge legend
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Silver sexy death wish
  06/30/25
wow
talented violet center
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Galvanic business firm keepsake machete
  06/30/25
JFC man
talented violet center
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
razzle twinkling filthpig theater stage
  06/30/25
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hilarious rigor
  06/30/25
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big carmine den
  06/30/25
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Godawful immigrant
  06/30/25
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Glittery Bawdyhouse
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diverse chestnut plaza
  06/30/25
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fluffy blood rage halford
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
supple vermilion private investor school cafeteria
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
exciting organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
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hot factory reset button
  07/01/25
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contagious set
  07/01/25
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chocolate genital piercing home
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Khaki misanthropic athletic conference
  07/01/25
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Aphrodisiac mauve locus
  07/01/25
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Ocher School
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
spectacular orchid field
  06/30/25
bro
talented violet center
  06/30/25
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supple vermilion private investor school cafeteria
  06/30/25
lol
Vibrant ultramarine really tough guy
  07/01/25
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laughsome trailer park toilet seat
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
provocative purple sound barrier
  06/30/25
jfc
talented violet center
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
bateful brindle selfie
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Glittery Bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
diverse chestnut plaza
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Vibrant ultramarine really tough guy
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
provocative purple sound barrier
  07/01/25
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transparent flirting brunch sandwich
  07/01/25
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diverse chestnut plaza
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Aphrodisiac mauve locus
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Trip whorehouse tattoo
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Magenta Depressive
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
talented violet center
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
big carmine den
  06/30/25
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talented violet center
  07/01/25
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Translucent persian house
  07/01/25
lol
Vibrant ultramarine really tough guy
  07/01/25
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hilarious rigor
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
floppy principal's office coffee pot
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
kink-friendly fear-inspiring preventive strike haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
lake church building legal warrant
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Histrionic crotch ratface
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
flushed internet-worthy dysfunction
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Translucent persian house
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
180 national dog poop
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
talented violet center
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Vibrant ultramarine really tough guy
  07/01/25
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talented violet center
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
contagious set
  07/01/25
😟
unholy piazza background story
  07/01/25
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Brilliant electric base internal respiration
  07/01/25
holy shit
talented violet center
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Translucent persian house
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
bearded swashbuckling location jap
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Aphrodisiac mauve locus
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Passionate mentally impaired church
  07/01/25
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talented violet center
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Aphrodisiac mauve locus
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Aphrodisiac mauve locus
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Silver sexy death wish
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Passionate mentally impaired church
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
talented violet center
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
lascivious indecent cuck
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
contagious set
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Seedy Shrine
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
talented violet center
  07/06/25
...
Silver sexy death wish
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
ruby site
  07/06/25
...
diverse chestnut plaza
  07/06/25
lol
Vibrant ultramarine really tough guy
  07/07/25
wow
talented violet center
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: talented violet center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Vigorous orchestra pit

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: puce bespoke electric furnace alpha

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Ocher School

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Bright fortuitous meteor

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: spectacular orchid field

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Passionate mentally impaired church

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Disturbing Greedy Casino Mad Cow Disease

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: razzle twinkling filthpig theater stage

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: talented violet center

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: bateful brindle selfie

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Zombie-like office

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: big carmine den

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: talented violet center

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Godawful immigrant

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: adventurous yapping range gunner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: amber hell cuckold

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: talented violet center

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: bateful brindle selfie

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Magenta Depressive

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Godawful immigrant

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Vibrant ultramarine really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: big carmine den

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: amber hell cuckold

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: contagious set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: impressive violent rehab

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Passionate mentally impaired church

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: bull headed crimson locale boistinker

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: concupiscible fuchsia shitlib

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: big carmine den

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: bull headed crimson locale boistinker

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Vigorous orchestra pit

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: big carmine den

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Magenta Depressive

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: talented violet center

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Beta Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: exciting organic girlfriend

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Yellow giraffe corner

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: transparent flirting brunch sandwich

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: talented violet center

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Yellow giraffe corner

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Vibrant ultramarine really tough guy

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Yellow giraffe corner

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Titillating Massive Parlour

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: talented violet center

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: fluffy blood rage halford

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: supple vermilion private investor school cafeteria

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Vibrant ultramarine really tough guy

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: hilarious rigor

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: talented violet center

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn lodge legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Silver sexy death wish

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: talented violet center

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Galvanic business firm keepsake machete

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: talented violet center

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: razzle twinkling filthpig theater stage

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: hilarious rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: big carmine den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Godawful immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Glittery Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: diverse chestnut plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: fluffy blood rage halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: supple vermilion private investor school cafeteria

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: exciting organic girlfriend

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: hot factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: contagious set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: chocolate genital piercing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Khaki misanthropic athletic conference

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac mauve locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Ocher School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: spectacular orchid field

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: talented violet center

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: supple vermilion private investor school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Vibrant ultramarine really tough guy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: laughsome trailer park toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: provocative purple sound barrier

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: talented violet center

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: bateful brindle selfie

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Glittery Bawdyhouse

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: diverse chestnut plaza

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Vibrant ultramarine really tough guy

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: provocative purple sound barrier

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: transparent flirting brunch sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: diverse chestnut plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac mauve locus

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Trip whorehouse tattoo

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Magenta Depressive

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: talented violet center

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: big carmine den

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: talented violet center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Translucent persian house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Vibrant ultramarine really tough guy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: hilarious rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: floppy principal's office coffee pot

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: kink-friendly fear-inspiring preventive strike haunted graveyard

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: lake church building legal warrant

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Histrionic crotch ratface

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: flushed internet-worthy dysfunction

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Translucent persian house

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: 180 national dog poop

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: talented violet center

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Vibrant ultramarine really tough guy

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: talented violet center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: contagious set

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: unholy piazza background story

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Brilliant electric base internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: talented violet center

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Translucent persian house

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: bearded swashbuckling location jap

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac mauve locus

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Passionate mentally impaired church

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: talented violet center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac mauve locus

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac mauve locus

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Silver sexy death wish

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Passionate mentally impaired church

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: talented violet center

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: lascivious indecent cuck

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: contagious set

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Seedy Shrine

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: talented violet center

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Silver sexy death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: ruby site

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: diverse chestnut plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Vibrant ultramarine really tough guy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: talented violet center

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078889)