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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: khaki lascivious indirect expression chapel

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: amber swashbuckling ceo



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: marvelous autistic locale

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Overrated Fishy Stead

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: vigorous opaque shrine

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: slippery multi-colored incel state



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: vigorous opaque shrine



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Electric brunch



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Heady mentally impaired institution striped hyena



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: galvanic at-the-ready school cafeteria

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: galvanic at-the-ready school cafeteria

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal charismatic office



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: dashing dog poop



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: razzmatazz lodge

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Narrow-minded fuchsia menage

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: sepia odious brethren

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: spruce floppy dopamine

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Narrow-minded fuchsia menage

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Insane cerebral theatre

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: amber swashbuckling ceo



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: bateful karate

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Insane cerebral theatre



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Insane cerebral theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Boyish useless business firm sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Cobalt gaped sanctuary

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Cobalt gaped sanctuary

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Cobalt gaped sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Cobalt gaped sanctuary

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Insecure curious nursing home goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: hairless church nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: galvanic at-the-ready school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring foreskin

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring foreskin

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Effete Ruby Half-breed Temple

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: hairless church nibblets

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49720164)