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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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lascivious metal telephone stag film
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Motley Stage
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
chestnut magical hell toaster
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
brilliant sweet tailpipe liquid oxygen
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Angry cuck
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Ocher unhinged new version
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
adventurous seedy elastic band
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
crimson range
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Floppy drunken address
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
lascivious metal telephone stag film
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Aphrodisiac cruise ship
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Swollen Abode
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
fuchsia cuckoldry university
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
lascivious metal telephone stag film
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
swashbuckling home marketing idea
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
heady degenerate
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Mind-boggling disrespectful point
  06/30/25
cr
lascivious metal telephone stag film
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Aphrodisiac cruise ship
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
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  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
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  06/30/25
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galvanic brass jap
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
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  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Mind-boggling disrespectful point
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
*bussy
maroon well-lubricated nursing home
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
adventurous seedy elastic band
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
bearded garrison
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Arrogant Excitant Box Office Pervert
  06/30/25
fuck
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  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
bearded garrison
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Motley Stage
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
fuchsia cuckoldry university
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
dashing spruce area antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
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  06/30/25
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  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
bisexual state fanboi
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Slap-happy Space Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
spectacular jewess
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
lascivious metal telephone stag film
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Slap-happy Space Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
galvanic brass jap
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Slap-happy Space Fat Ankles
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
painfully honest twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
lascivious metal telephone stag film
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
medicated offensive school cafeteria foreskin
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Autistic Nudist Skinny Woman
  06/30/25
tcr
galvanic brass jap
  07/01/25
just jump
Diverse claret chad
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
lascivious metal telephone stag film
  06/30/25
...
Self-centered translucent shrine
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
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  06/30/25
wow
lascivious metal telephone stag film
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
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  06/30/25
JFC man
lascivious metal telephone stag film
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Autistic Nudist Skinny Woman
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
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  07/01/25
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Ocher unhinged new version
  06/30/25
bro
lascivious metal telephone stag film
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Autistic Nudist Skinny Woman
  06/30/25
lol
galvanic brass jap
  07/01/25
...
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
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  06/30/25
jfc
lascivious metal telephone stag film
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Aphrodisiac cruise ship
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
topaz shitlib
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Transparent People Who Are Hurt Philosopher-king
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
galvanic brass jap
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
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  07/01/25
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spectacular jewess
  07/01/25
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Transparent People Who Are Hurt Philosopher-king
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
bossy selfie ticket booth
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
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  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
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  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
lascivious metal telephone stag film
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
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  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
lol
galvanic brass jap
  07/01/25
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Diverse claret chad
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Vigorous becky pisswyrm
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Mischievous nowag
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Comical Chartreuse Den Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Silver Adulterous Main People
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
passionate national coffee pot
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Anal vivacious immigrant stain
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
deranged boyish church building jew
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
lascivious metal telephone stag film
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
galvanic brass jap
  07/01/25
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lascivious metal telephone stag film
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
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  07/01/25
😟
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  07/01/25
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lascivious metal telephone stag film
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Anal vivacious immigrant stain
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Mustard orchestra pit pistol
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
bossy selfie ticket booth
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
adventurous seedy elastic band
  07/01/25
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lascivious metal telephone stag film
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
bossy selfie ticket booth
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
bossy selfie ticket booth
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
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  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
adventurous seedy elastic band
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
lascivious metal telephone stag film
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
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  07/05/25
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aquamarine submissive milk halford
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
impressive wild field
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
lascivious metal telephone stag film
  07/06/25
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  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
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  07/06/25
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Transparent People Who Are Hurt Philosopher-king
  07/06/25
lol
galvanic brass jap
  07/07/25
wow
lascivious metal telephone stag film
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: lascivious metal telephone stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Motley Stage

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: chestnut magical hell toaster

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: brilliant sweet tailpipe liquid oxygen

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Angry cuck

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Ocher unhinged new version

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: adventurous seedy elastic band

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: crimson range

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Floppy drunken address

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: lascivious metal telephone stag film

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cruise ship

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Swollen Abode

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: fuchsia cuckoldry university

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: lascivious metal telephone stag film

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling home marketing idea

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: heady degenerate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling disrespectful point

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: lascivious metal telephone stag film

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cruise ship

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: dashing spruce area antidepressant drug

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling home marketing idea

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: galvanic brass jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: fuchsia cuckoldry university

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling disrespectful point

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: aquamarine submissive milk halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: maroon well-lubricated nursing home

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: adventurous seedy elastic band

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: bearded garrison

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Arrogant Excitant Box Office Pervert

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: fuchsia cuckoldry university

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: bearded garrison

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Motley Stage

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: fuchsia cuckoldry university

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: dashing spruce area antidepressant drug

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: lascivious metal telephone stag film

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: sticky trailer park doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: bisexual state fanboi

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Slap-happy Space Fat Ankles

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: spectacular jewess

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: lascivious metal telephone stag film

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Slap-happy Space Fat Ankles

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: galvanic brass jap

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Slap-happy Space Fat Ankles

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: painfully honest twinkling uncleanness

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: lascivious metal telephone stag film

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: medicated offensive school cafeteria foreskin

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Autistic Nudist Skinny Woman

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: galvanic brass jap

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Diverse claret chad

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: lascivious metal telephone stag film

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Self-centered translucent shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: beta garnet partner school

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: lascivious metal telephone stag film

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: black mewling weed whacker

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: lascivious metal telephone stag film

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Floppy drunken address

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Diverse claret chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: fuchsia cuckoldry university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling home marketing idea



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: topaz shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Transparent People Who Are Hurt Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: medicated offensive school cafeteria foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Autistic Nudist Skinny Woman

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: bisexual state fanboi

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: blue cracking personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: aquamarine submissive milk halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: haunting sable locale bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: light indian lodge patrolman

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: bossy selfie ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: brilliant sweet tailpipe liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ocher unhinged new version

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: lascivious metal telephone stag film

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Autistic Nudist Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: galvanic brass jap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Razzle brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: charismatic mahogany multi-billionaire parlour

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: lascivious metal telephone stag film

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cruise ship

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: topaz shitlib

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Transparent People Who Are Hurt Philosopher-king

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: galvanic brass jap

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: charismatic mahogany multi-billionaire parlour

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: spectacular jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Transparent People Who Are Hurt Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: bossy selfie ticket booth

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Appetizing keepsake machete sound barrier

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: dashing spruce area antidepressant drug

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: lascivious metal telephone stag film

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: fuchsia cuckoldry university

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: lascivious metal telephone stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Anal vivacious immigrant stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: galvanic brass jap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Diverse claret chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Vigorous becky pisswyrm

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Mischievous nowag

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Comical Chartreuse Den Mad-dog Skullcap

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Silver Adulterous Main People

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: passionate national coffee pot

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Anal vivacious immigrant stain

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: deranged boyish church building jew

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: lascivious metal telephone stag film

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: galvanic brass jap

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: lascivious metal telephone stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: aquamarine submissive milk halford

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: yellow property tank

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: cerebral blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: lascivious metal telephone stag film

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Anal vivacious immigrant stain

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Mustard orchestra pit pistol

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: bossy selfie ticket booth

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: adventurous seedy elastic band

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: lascivious metal telephone stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: bossy selfie ticket booth

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: bossy selfie ticket booth

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: beta garnet partner school

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: adventurous seedy elastic band

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: lascivious metal telephone stag film

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: At-the-ready exciting old irish cottage codepig

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: aquamarine submissive milk halford

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: impressive wild field

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: lascivious metal telephone stag film

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: beta garnet partner school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: onyx location double fault

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Transparent People Who Are Hurt Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: galvanic brass jap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: lascivious metal telephone stag film

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078889)