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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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sinister zombie-like incel hell
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
bronze awkward quadroon legend
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Bearded parlour
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Lascivious Shitlib
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Electric goyim field
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Glittery underhanded hominid
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
snowy fanboi friendly grandma
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
laughsome unholy base idea he suggested
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Big well-lubricated patrolman factory reset button
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
sinister zombie-like incel hell
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
lavender bonkers public bath
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
startled national
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Misunderstood abode
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
sinister zombie-like incel hell
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Flushed theater stage immigrant
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Ebony Preventive Strike Sanctuary
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
adventurous codepig
  06/30/25
cr
sinister zombie-like incel hell
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
lavender bonkers public bath
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Odious autistic space
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Flushed theater stage immigrant
  06/30/25
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floppy den karate
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Misunderstood abode
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
adventurous codepig
  06/30/25
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boyish therapy rigor
  07/01/25
*bussy
Crawly abusive cuck indirect expression
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
snowy fanboi friendly grandma
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
razzle-dazzle stubborn police squad office
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Henna menage azn
  06/30/25
fuck
Misunderstood abode
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
razzle-dazzle stubborn police squad office
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
bronze awkward quadroon legend
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Misunderstood abode
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Odious autistic space
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
sinister zombie-like incel hell
  06/30/25
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Aphrodisiac slap-happy corner water buffalo
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
ivory lettuce
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Soul-stirring cordovan step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
aromatic avocado boiling water
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
sinister zombie-like incel hell
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Soul-stirring cordovan step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
floppy den karate
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Soul-stirring cordovan step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
cobalt whorehouse toilet seat
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
sinister zombie-like incel hell
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
arrogant high-end plaza mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Transparent Idiotic Dog Poop
  06/30/25
tcr
floppy den karate
  07/01/25
just jump
deranged bateful knife
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
sinister zombie-like incel hell
  06/30/25
...
Yellow arousing volcanic crater pit
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
mauve irradiated multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
wow
sinister zombie-like incel hell
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Sick amethyst black woman state
  06/30/25
JFC man
sinister zombie-like incel hell
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Big well-lubricated patrolman factory reset button
  06/30/25
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deranged bateful knife
  06/30/25
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Misunderstood abode
  06/30/25
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Flushed theater stage immigrant
  06/30/25
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Milky cerebral forum
  06/30/25
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useless jade tanning salon sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
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arrogant high-end plaza mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Transparent Idiotic Dog Poop
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
ivory lettuce
  06/30/25
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Balding stirring haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
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boyish therapy rigor
  07/01/25
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Ruddy wonderful coffee pot
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
insane cyan gas station sex offender
  07/01/25
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Primrose mildly autistic university queen of the night
  07/01/25
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Lascivious Shitlib
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Glittery underhanded hominid
  06/30/25
bro
sinister zombie-like incel hell
  06/30/25
...
Transparent Idiotic Dog Poop
  06/30/25
lol
floppy den karate
  07/01/25
...
Crusty Demanding Stage
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
sticky foreskin corn cake
  06/30/25
jfc
sinister zombie-like incel hell
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
lavender bonkers public bath
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Milky cerebral forum
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
useless jade tanning salon sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
floppy den karate
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
sticky foreskin corn cake
  07/01/25
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aromatic avocado boiling water
  07/01/25
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useless jade tanning salon sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Primrose mildly autistic university queen of the night
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Excitant nibblets
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Odious autistic space
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
sinister zombie-like incel hell
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Misunderstood abode
  06/30/25
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sinister zombie-like incel hell
  07/01/25
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Histrionic Maniacal Potus Location
  07/01/25
lol
floppy den karate
  07/01/25
...
deranged bateful knife
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Territorial Bright Wagecucks Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
self-absorbed appetizing brunch
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
passionate outnumbered casino mediation
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Pea-brained Yarmulke Messiness
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
pearl dingle berry
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Histrionic Maniacal Potus Location
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
domesticated razzmatazz useless brakes
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
sinister zombie-like incel hell
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
floppy den karate
  07/01/25
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sinister zombie-like incel hell
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
boyish therapy rigor
  07/01/25
😟
sexy tank lodge
  07/01/25
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Motley locus
  07/01/25
holy shit
sinister zombie-like incel hell
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Histrionic Maniacal Potus Location
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
spectacular scarlet nursing home selfie
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Primrose mildly autistic university queen of the night
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
snowy fanboi friendly grandma
  07/01/25
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sinister zombie-like incel hell
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Primrose mildly autistic university queen of the night
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Primrose mildly autistic university queen of the night
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
mauve irradiated multi-billionaire
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
snowy fanboi friendly grandma
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
sinister zombie-like incel hell
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Haunting telephone
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
boyish therapy rigor
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Vivacious rose clown
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
sinister zombie-like incel hell
  07/06/25
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mauve irradiated multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Charismatic Red Trailer Park
  07/06/25
...
useless jade tanning salon sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
lol
floppy den karate
  07/07/25
wow
sinister zombie-like incel hell
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: sinister zombie-like incel hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: bronze awkward quadroon legend

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Bearded parlour

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Lascivious Shitlib

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Electric goyim field

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Glittery underhanded hominid

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: snowy fanboi friendly grandma

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: laughsome unholy base idea he suggested

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Big well-lubricated patrolman factory reset button

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: sinister zombie-like incel hell

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: lavender bonkers public bath

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: startled national

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Misunderstood abode

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: sinister zombie-like incel hell

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Flushed theater stage immigrant

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Ebony Preventive Strike Sanctuary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: adventurous codepig

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: sinister zombie-like incel hell

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: lavender bonkers public bath

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Odious autistic space

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Flushed theater stage immigrant

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: floppy den karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Misunderstood abode

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: adventurous codepig

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: boyish therapy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Crawly abusive cuck indirect expression

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: snowy fanboi friendly grandma

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stubborn police squad office

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Henna menage azn

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Misunderstood abode

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stubborn police squad office

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: bronze awkward quadroon legend

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Misunderstood abode

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Odious autistic space

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: sinister zombie-like incel hell

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac slap-happy corner water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: ivory lettuce

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring cordovan step-uncle's house

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: aromatic avocado boiling water

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: sinister zombie-like incel hell

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring cordovan step-uncle's house

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: floppy den karate

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Soul-stirring cordovan step-uncle's house

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: cobalt whorehouse toilet seat

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: sinister zombie-like incel hell

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: arrogant high-end plaza mad-dog skullcap

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Transparent Idiotic Dog Poop

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: floppy den karate

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: deranged bateful knife

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: sinister zombie-like incel hell

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Yellow arousing volcanic crater pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: mauve irradiated multi-billionaire

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: sinister zombie-like incel hell

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Sick amethyst black woman state

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: sinister zombie-like incel hell

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Big well-lubricated patrolman factory reset button

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: deranged bateful knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Misunderstood abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Flushed theater stage immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Milky cerebral forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: useless jade tanning salon sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: arrogant high-end plaza mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Transparent Idiotic Dog Poop

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: ivory lettuce

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Balding stirring haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: boyish therapy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Ruddy wonderful coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: insane cyan gas station sex offender

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Primrose mildly autistic university queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Lascivious Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Glittery underhanded hominid

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: sinister zombie-like incel hell

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Transparent Idiotic Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: floppy den karate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Crusty Demanding Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: sticky foreskin corn cake

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: sinister zombie-like incel hell

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: lavender bonkers public bath

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Milky cerebral forum

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: useless jade tanning salon sweet tailpipe

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: floppy den karate

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: sticky foreskin corn cake

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: aromatic avocado boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: useless jade tanning salon sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Primrose mildly autistic university queen of the night

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Excitant nibblets

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Odious autistic space

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: sinister zombie-like incel hell

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Misunderstood abode

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: sinister zombie-like incel hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Histrionic Maniacal Potus Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: floppy den karate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: deranged bateful knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Territorial Bright Wagecucks Fat Ankles

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: self-absorbed appetizing brunch

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: passionate outnumbered casino mediation

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Pea-brained Yarmulke Messiness

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: pearl dingle berry

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Histrionic Maniacal Potus Location

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: domesticated razzmatazz useless brakes

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: sinister zombie-like incel hell

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: floppy den karate

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: sinister zombie-like incel hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: boyish therapy rigor

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: sexy tank lodge

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Motley locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: sinister zombie-like incel hell

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Histrionic Maniacal Potus Location

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: spectacular scarlet nursing home selfie

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Primrose mildly autistic university queen of the night

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: snowy fanboi friendly grandma

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: sinister zombie-like incel hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Primrose mildly autistic university queen of the night

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Primrose mildly autistic university queen of the night

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: mauve irradiated multi-billionaire

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: snowy fanboi friendly grandma

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: sinister zombie-like incel hell

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Haunting telephone

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: boyish therapy rigor

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Vivacious rose clown

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: sinister zombie-like incel hell

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: mauve irradiated multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Charismatic Red Trailer Park

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: useless jade tanning salon sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: floppy den karate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: sinister zombie-like incel hell

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078889)