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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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appetizing sepia degenerate
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Mind-boggling Anal Halford New Version
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
narrow-minded business firm fanboi
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
arousing nursing home
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Chocolate Kitchen Idiot
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
ungodly cuckold indian lodge
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Ivory big house famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Flatulent Legal Warrant Filthpig
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
concupiscible low-t gas station
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
appetizing sepia degenerate
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
shimmering aphrodisiac set liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
soul-stirring swollen pisswyrm
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
brindle dog poop
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
appetizing sepia degenerate
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
floppy territorial marketing idea alpha
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
fragrant transparent party of the first part
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
bateful school cafeteria double fault
  06/30/25
cr
appetizing sepia degenerate
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
shimmering aphrodisiac set liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Crusty Abnormal Voyeur
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
floppy territorial marketing idea alpha
  06/30/25
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Provocative Puce Stag Film Milk
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
brindle dog poop
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
bateful school cafeteria double fault
  06/30/25
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Judgmental multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
*bussy
honey-headed dashing stage
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Ivory big house famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
copper hall
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Nubile Corn Cake
  06/30/25
fuck
brindle dog poop
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
copper hall
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Mind-boggling Anal Halford New Version
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
brindle dog poop
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Crusty Abnormal Voyeur
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
appetizing sepia degenerate
  06/30/25
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pink thriller pocket flask piazza
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Cheese-eating Azn
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Drab cumskin
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
awkward soggy scourge upon the earth preventive strike
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
appetizing sepia degenerate
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Drab cumskin
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Provocative Puce Stag Film Milk
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Drab cumskin
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Bright church building
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
appetizing sepia degenerate
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
black impertinent nowag dilemma
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Violent white philosopher-king
  06/30/25
tcr
Provocative Puce Stag Film Milk
  07/01/25
just jump
grizzly stain headpube
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
appetizing sepia degenerate
  06/30/25
...
sadistic property
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Orange Windowlicker
  06/30/25
wow
appetizing sepia degenerate
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
irradiated heaven
  06/30/25
JFC man
appetizing sepia degenerate
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
concupiscible low-t gas station
  06/30/25
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grizzly stain headpube
  06/30/25
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brindle dog poop
  06/30/25
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floppy territorial marketing idea alpha
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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exhilarant alcoholic temple
  06/30/25
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black impertinent nowag dilemma
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Violent white philosopher-king
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Cheese-eating Azn
  06/30/25
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primrose motley regret forum
  07/01/25
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Judgmental multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
shaky sexy people who are hurt
  07/01/25
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medicated faggotry library
  07/01/25
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arousing nursing home
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
ungodly cuckold indian lodge
  06/30/25
bro
appetizing sepia degenerate
  06/30/25
...
Violent white philosopher-king
  06/30/25
lol
Provocative Puce Stag Film Milk
  07/01/25
...
Glassy clown space
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
exciting feces national
  06/30/25
jfc
appetizing sepia degenerate
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
shimmering aphrodisiac set liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
avocado ticket booth bbw
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
exhilarant alcoholic temple
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Provocative Puce Stag Film Milk
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
exciting feces national
  07/01/25
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awkward soggy scourge upon the earth preventive strike
  07/01/25
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exhilarant alcoholic temple
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
medicated faggotry library
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Massive box office
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Crusty Abnormal Voyeur
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
appetizing sepia degenerate
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
brindle dog poop
  06/30/25
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appetizing sepia degenerate
  07/01/25
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Fear-inspiring center kitty cat
  07/01/25
lol
Provocative Puce Stag Film Milk
  07/01/25
...
grizzly stain headpube
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Magenta learning disabled pozpig
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
pontificating hell jewess
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
hideous home messiness
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Hyperventilating diverse masturbator
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
aqua wonderful pit becky
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Fear-inspiring center kitty cat
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Painfully honest crimson sound barrier
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
appetizing sepia degenerate
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Provocative Puce Stag Film Milk
  07/01/25
...
appetizing sepia degenerate
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Judgmental multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
😟
well-lubricated internal respiration
  07/01/25
...
carmine dingle berry
  07/01/25
holy shit
appetizing sepia degenerate
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Fear-inspiring center kitty cat
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Burgundy plaza
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
medicated faggotry library
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Ivory big house famous landscape painting
  07/01/25
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appetizing sepia degenerate
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
medicated faggotry library
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
medicated faggotry library
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Orange Windowlicker
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Ivory big house famous landscape painting
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
appetizing sepia degenerate
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
maroon stage sneaky criminal
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Judgmental multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
cracking crystalline stock car
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
appetizing sepia degenerate
  07/06/25
...
Orange Windowlicker
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Sickened university roommate
  07/06/25
...
exhilarant alcoholic temple
  07/06/25
lol
Provocative Puce Stag Film Milk
  07/07/25
wow
appetizing sepia degenerate
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: appetizing sepia degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Anal Halford New Version

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: narrow-minded business firm fanboi

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: arousing nursing home

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Chocolate Kitchen Idiot

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: ungodly cuckold indian lodge

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Ivory big house famous landscape painting

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Flatulent Legal Warrant Filthpig

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: concupiscible low-t gas station

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: appetizing sepia degenerate

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: shimmering aphrodisiac set liquid oxygen

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring swollen pisswyrm

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: brindle dog poop

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: appetizing sepia degenerate

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: floppy territorial marketing idea alpha

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: fragrant transparent party of the first part

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: bateful school cafeteria double fault

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: appetizing sepia degenerate

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: shimmering aphrodisiac set liquid oxygen

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Crusty Abnormal Voyeur

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: floppy territorial marketing idea alpha

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Provocative Puce Stag Film Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: brindle dog poop

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bateful school cafeteria double fault

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Judgmental multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: honey-headed dashing stage

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Ivory big house famous landscape painting

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: copper hall

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Nubile Corn Cake

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: brindle dog poop

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: copper hall

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Anal Halford New Version

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: brindle dog poop

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Crusty Abnormal Voyeur

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: appetizing sepia degenerate

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: pink thriller pocket flask piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Azn

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Drab cumskin

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: awkward soggy scourge upon the earth preventive strike

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: appetizing sepia degenerate

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Drab cumskin

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Provocative Puce Stag Film Milk

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Drab cumskin

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Bright church building

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: appetizing sepia degenerate

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: black impertinent nowag dilemma

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Violent white philosopher-king

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Provocative Puce Stag Film Milk

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: grizzly stain headpube

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: appetizing sepia degenerate

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: sadistic property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Orange Windowlicker

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: appetizing sepia degenerate

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: irradiated heaven

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: appetizing sepia degenerate

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: concupiscible low-t gas station

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: grizzly stain headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: brindle dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: floppy territorial marketing idea alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: avocado ticket booth bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: exhilarant alcoholic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: black impertinent nowag dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Violent white philosopher-king

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Azn

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: primrose motley regret forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Judgmental multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Lake therapy public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: shaky sexy people who are hurt

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: medicated faggotry library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: arousing nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: ungodly cuckold indian lodge

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: appetizing sepia degenerate

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Violent white philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Provocative Puce Stag Film Milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Glassy clown space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: exciting feces national

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: appetizing sepia degenerate

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: shimmering aphrodisiac set liquid oxygen

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: avocado ticket booth bbw

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: exhilarant alcoholic temple

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Provocative Puce Stag Film Milk

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: exciting feces national

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: awkward soggy scourge upon the earth preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: exhilarant alcoholic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: medicated faggotry library

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Massive box office

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Crusty Abnormal Voyeur

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: appetizing sepia degenerate

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: brindle dog poop

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: appetizing sepia degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring center kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Provocative Puce Stag Film Milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: grizzly stain headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Magenta learning disabled pozpig

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: pontificating hell jewess

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: hideous home messiness

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Hyperventilating diverse masturbator

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: aqua wonderful pit becky

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring center kitty cat

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Painfully honest crimson sound barrier

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: appetizing sepia degenerate

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Provocative Puce Stag Film Milk

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: appetizing sepia degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Judgmental multi-billionaire

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: well-lubricated internal respiration

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: carmine dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: appetizing sepia degenerate

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring center kitty cat

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Burgundy plaza

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: medicated faggotry library

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Ivory big house famous landscape painting

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: appetizing sepia degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: medicated faggotry library

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: medicated faggotry library

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Orange Windowlicker

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Ivory big house famous landscape painting

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: appetizing sepia degenerate

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: maroon stage sneaky criminal

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Judgmental multi-billionaire

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: cracking crystalline stock car

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: appetizing sepia degenerate

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Orange Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Sickened university roommate

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: exhilarant alcoholic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Provocative Puce Stag Film Milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: appetizing sepia degenerate

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078889)