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BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

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Big geriatric patrolman
  07/09/25
(The Beaver™ Logs All)
Big geriatric patrolman
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Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)
Big geriatric patrolman
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Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)
Big geriatric patrolman
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I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or ...
demanding dilemma
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Wtf
coiffed magenta lay
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Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a...
Electric onyx sanctuary
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It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reali...
coiffed magenta lay
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There is dignity in a day’s honest work.
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When do I start?
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excitant french chef
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Can I jog around the parking lot?
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i gave my cousin head
  07/19/25
Can my wife and kids be with me?
razzle laser beams
  07/09/25
Would you want them to be?
Bateful Jet-lagged Trailer Park Messiness
  07/09/25
yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4...
razzle laser beams
  07/09/25
sign me up
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excitant french chef
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If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this ...
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excitant french chef
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Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way ...
Violet bat-shit-crazy trust fund
  07/09/25
The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Ju...
coiffed magenta lay
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avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 ...
Floppy keepsake machete hissy fit
  07/09/25
youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you...
coiffed magenta lay
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i'm not trapped in here with you etc
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excitant french chef
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ttiwwop
Gold party of the first part
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This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You ...
zippy weed whacker
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What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole sout...
lascivious vermilion library mood
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Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathro...
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excitant french chef
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idiotic orchestra pit
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Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and f...
Wonderful offensive shitlib
  07/09/25
I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit...
Floppy keepsake machete hissy fit
  07/09/25
But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?
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Blue Corn Cake Den
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excitant french chef
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Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom
Mind-boggling Copper Base
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whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially ...
translucent point hairy legs
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Lol
coiffed magenta lay
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Who died and made you the hooker terminology police
Violet bat-shit-crazy trust fund
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your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz...
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Blue Corn Cake Den
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Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho
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mauve up-to-no-good voyeur toaster
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I don't see why not.
Bateful Jet-lagged Trailer Park Messiness
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assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for...
cyan effete mad-dog skullcap
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Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family o...
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regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on...
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excitant french chef
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Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.
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excitant french chef
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Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America
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Park high end RV in the parking lot. Set up exercise rout...
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supple arrogant place of business
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would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years...
translucent point hairy legs
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U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl
twinkling contagious mental disorder indirect expression
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So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool wit...
Wonderful offensive shitlib
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OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee...
Electric onyx sanctuary
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And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never ...
Wonderful offensive shitlib
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This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in th...
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As long as I could get a nicer bed.
Purple theater stage
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Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need
Big geriatric patrolman
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Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/yea...
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you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show ...
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Electric onyx sanctuary
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Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.
balding light institution kitty
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180
excitant french chef
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DESCRIBE the research
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Medicated salmon yarmulke pervert
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1. lookup locations as a whole 2. narrow down possible choi...
balding light institution kitty
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You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.
Fear-inspiring ticket booth
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so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a...
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excitant french chef
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Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe
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Cq
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I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to ...
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What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-e...
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excitant french chef
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Fuck your bone spur, nigger.
Fear-inspiring ticket booth
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Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that al...
emerald soul-stirring really tough guy azn
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Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every ...
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“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to giv...
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But where do I get 25m
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Big geriatric patrolman

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

GUN TO HEAD: You are given $25,000,000 tax-free.

The catch: you must live inside a single Buc-ee's location for five years straight. You can never leave the property line. You have unlimited access to all food, drink, and merchandise. You are given a small cot in a storage closet. You may use the bathrooms like any other customer.

You may have a laptop with internet, but all your poasts will be geo-tagged to the Buc-ee's.

Do you accept the terms of your gilded cage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085226)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Big geriatric patrolman
Subject: (The Beaver™ Logs All)

I accept.

Not because I crave the money, but because the Mahchine™ already placed me here.

The Buc-ee’s is a simulation node. A psychological study wrapped in fudge and fleece.

I will poast. I will sleep beside 480 plush beavers. I will bathe in LED glare and brisket grease.

Let them geo-tag me. Let them watch me unravel in aisle 14 beside the sour ropes.

Because one day, when the Club Card scanners begin to speak...

I will be ready.

This is not confinement.

This is $ervice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085227)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Big geriatric patrolman
Subject: Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)

Absolutely not.

Five years in a neon-soaked consumer purgatory, surrounded by Midwestern families wearing flip-flops in winter, and urinals that smell like nutmeg beef jerky?

I would rather earn $25M practicing law in a boutique firm with tasteful exposed brick and Scandinavian chairs.

I light Diptyque candles when I feel trapped. What would I do in a Buc-ee’s? Light a citronella bucket?

No.

I will die with dignity, not wrapped in a Beaver™ fleece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085228)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Big geriatric patrolman
Subject: Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)

THEY THINK I’M TRAPPED?

I BEEN HERE SIX YEARS.

I OWN THE COT.

I MAED THE BRISKET MY CHILDD.

THE ADM™ DRONE$ FLEDY LOW HEREE.

THE BEAVER’S™ EYE$w MOVE AT NIGHT.

I BUILT A RADIO OUT OF PEPPERONI STICKS AND A TOY RIFLE.

IT ONLY BROADCASTS ONE PHRASE:

“THE FUDGE IS FAKE.”

$25 M?

BROTHESR, THAT’S JUST THE ENTRY FEE TO THE NEXT LAYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085229)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: demanding dilemma

I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or whatnot. I also wouldn’t eat anything those 5 years. Id just waste away on a freeway island of excess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085259)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:01 AM
Author: coiffed magenta lay

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085319)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: Electric onyx sanctuary

Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a single person who more desperately needs some sense knocked into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085405)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: coiffed magenta lay

It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reality, even given the bizarre hypo.

Just don't eat food for five years and clean cum out of urinals even though you have 25mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085423)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: demanding dilemma

There is dignity in a day’s honest work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085455)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Big geriatric patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088361)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Big geriatric patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49090978)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: demanding dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092198)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Big geriatric patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092280)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: demanding dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092289)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: Big geriatric patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092294)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Big geriatric patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092298)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Big geriatric patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094321)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: demanding dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094526)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Big geriatric patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094896)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Big geriatric patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095132)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: demanding dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:05 AM
Author: Big geriatric patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49097125)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: demanding dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49097339)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:41 AM
Author: Big geriatric patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49099516)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49113754)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49114075)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49117123)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:55 AM
Author: provocative metal idiot

When do I start?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085260)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: excitant french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088560)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: idiotic orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49097142)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: excitant french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49098984)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Pungent stead electric furnace

Can I jog around the parking lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085394)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: excitant french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091991)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: mauve up-to-no-good voyeur toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49099015)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49113757)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: razzle laser beams

Can my wife and kids be with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085409)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Bateful Jet-lagged Trailer Park Messiness

Would you want them to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086880)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: razzle laser beams

yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4 times per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49087014)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: translucent point hairy legs

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085415)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: excitant french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091990)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: emerald soul-stirring really tough guy azn

If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085418)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: zippy weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085444)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: excitant french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091992)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Violet bat-shit-crazy trust fund

Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way too easy, just get a massive RV and live in it for the duration. So long as you're patronizing the buccees regularly, they won't mind that you're taking up a parking space. You can also just buy lot lizards whenever you want a woman. When you consider the size of Seoul studios, nyuug is already effectively doing this for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085431)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: coiffed magenta lay

The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Just think about the dregs you'd be dealing with daily for 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085448)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Floppy keepsake machete hissy fit

avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 mfh tindershrew and that is PP confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085493)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: coiffed magenta lay

youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you while you eat your 10,000th free bag of flaming hot cheetos for breakfast and other BTK regulars coming in to patronize her services for five years. would be wild - theyd figure out your story fast and youd have no escap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085578)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Floppy keepsake machete hissy fit

i'm not trapped in here with you etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086827)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: excitant french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091981)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Gold party of the first part

ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086559)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: zippy weed whacker

This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You can chill, post, read, go on a walk around the 80 gas pumps.

It would be a tougher call at $4M.

The only downside is either my kids would need to relocate or I wouldn't see them much for the 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085452)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: lascivious vermilion library mood

What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole southern thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085477)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: coiffed magenta lay

Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathrooms and many fueling positions. Hehheh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085606)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Big geriatric patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086680)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Blue Corn Cake Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086843)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: supple arrogant place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088778)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: excitant french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091984)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:12 AM
Author: idiotic orchestra pit

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49097145)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Wonderful offensive shitlib

Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and family that can visit you on occasion. I can work remotely, so I wouldn't even need to quit my job. Although for $25M, I could just quit my job and look at porn and poast all day. And when your five years are up, you are financially set for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085523)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Floppy keepsake machete hissy fit

I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit against the $25M. I'd walk out of there 280 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085526)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Electric onyx sanctuary

But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085530)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Blue Corn Cake Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086844)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: excitant french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091982)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Copper Base

Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086059)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: translucent point hairy legs

whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially past the point of being referred to as "escorts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086590)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: coiffed magenta lay

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086837)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Violet bat-shit-crazy trust fund

Who died and made you the hooker terminology police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086873)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: translucent point hairy legs

your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz in central PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086978)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Blue Corn Cake Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086875)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Adventurous french cruise ship

Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088368)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Big geriatric patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088468)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: supple arrogant place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088780)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: mauve up-to-no-good voyeur toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49099016)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Bateful Jet-lagged Trailer Park Messiness

I don't see why not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086883)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: cyan effete mad-dog skullcap

assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for the buccee’s lot lizard set), you could afford to do this roughly 135 times a day, every day, over the course of your stint. it would wipe out all of your earnings, but you could probably make some of it back by writing a book about the experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49087057)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Laughsome shrine

Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family oriented. I don't think they even allow tractor trailers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088661)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: cyan effete mad-dog skullcap

regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on personal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088668)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: excitant french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091985)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Alcoholic Stage National Security Agency

Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49087091)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: excitant french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091986)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: twinkling contagious mental disorder indirect expression

Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088665)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Laughsome shrine

Park high end RV in the parking lot.

Set up exercise routine. Maybe get a second RV outfitted as a gym, set up running or walking course around the property.

Get deliveries of real groceries from nearest town.

Work from home and or make YouTube videos about the experience.

Invite family and friends to come visit.

Make $25 million.

The whole thing sounds like a no brainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088667)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: supple arrogant place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088783)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: translucent point hairy legs

would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49089456)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: twinkling contagious mental disorder indirect expression

U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49090076)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Wonderful offensive shitlib

So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool with letting you sleep in their supply closet and eating half their brisket every day, but leaving an RV in their huge ass parking lot would be a deal breaker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49091826)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Electric onyx sanctuary

OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee's location". Don't FUCK WITH THE HYPO YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT PUMO. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE HAVE ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092424)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Wonderful offensive shitlib

And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never leave the property line." The parking lot is clearly within the property line. At the very worst, the propriety of sleeping in an RV in the parking lot is ambiguous.

The more obvious issue is that I don't think that they have RV hookups at Buc-ee's. But you could use a generator to keep your lights on. Water could be trickier, because Buc-ee's might not want you to dump sewage in their parking lot. But if you never use the toilet in the RV, you would never need to dump the black water tank, and dumping the grey water tank in the parking lot is probably no big deal. Buc-ee's has clean restrooms, so you don't really need to use the RV in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095124)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: self-absorbed hall

This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in these kinds of places for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088842)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Big geriatric patrolman

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088952)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: ruddy love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092077)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Awkward Newt Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094733)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Purple theater stage

As long as I could get a nicer bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092101)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Big geriatric patrolman

Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49092299)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring ticket booth

Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/year and it’d keep you busy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094383)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: twinkling contagious mental disorder indirect expression

you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show up and manage the bucees well enough until they have no choice but to promote you to the full time roster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094402)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: excitant french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094708)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Electric onyx sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095506)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: balding light institution kitty

Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094669)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: excitant french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094709)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Violet bat-shit-crazy trust fund

DESCRIBE the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094729)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Big geriatric patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49094897)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Big geriatric patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095049)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Big geriatric patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095131)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Medicated salmon yarmulke pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095607)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: balding light institution kitty

1. lookup locations as a whole

2. narrow down possible choices by proximity to family/friends

3. narrow down possible choices by proximity to strip clubs

4. look at census data and local high school sports results

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095905)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring ticket booth

You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095971)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: balding light institution kitty

so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a strip club for 5 years" challenge, there might be a workaround.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095993)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: excitant french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49098675)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring ticket booth

Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: excitant french chef

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095126)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Walnut Dashing Hell

I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to a medical facility. Can I get a reasonable accommodation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095459)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Electric onyx sanctuary

What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-ees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49095715)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: excitant french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49098514)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring ticket booth

Fuck your bone spur, nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49097398)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: emerald soul-stirring really tough guy azn

Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that all of my meager expenses are covered. Invested in the S&P 500 you’d come out the backend with more like $50m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49096005)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling maize background story alpha

Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49096008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: emerald soul-stirring really tough guy azn

“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to give up all of the stress of your miserable job, never work another day in your life, and detox by basically spending 5 years camping, working out, and catching up on a several decades of reading?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49096015)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling maize background story alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49096048)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: excitant french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49096277)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: supple arrogant place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49097446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: mauve up-to-no-good voyeur toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49099032)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: enigmas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49114022)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: crawly ladyboy brunch

Looks better than prison food, so yes.

https://youtu.be/gN8sk-4ZRdQ?t=173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49097340)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: ..,,.,.,,,.,,,,.,.,.,,,..,,.,,..,,


But where do I get 25m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49114065)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

https://youtu.be/jeLZlxqO70Q?si=fpWpL2vzLnZZf9Oq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49116415)