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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Vibrant newt persian
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
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  01/05/14
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Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Vibrant newt persian
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Vibrant newt persian
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Vibrant newt persian
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Vibrant newt persian
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Wonderful Office
  06/25/12
...
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literally rofling
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  08/21/13
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  07/11/19
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  08/27/21
God I’m old.
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  09/16/22
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Vibrant newt persian
  06/25/12
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charismatic bat shit crazy pocket flask
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
charismatic bat shit crazy pocket flask
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Wonderful Office
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Red alpha
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Razzle-dazzle home
  08/02/12
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Grizzly Becky Police Squad
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Vengeful Lascivious Philosopher-king
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
judgmental tanning salon
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
charismatic bat shit crazy pocket flask
  06/25/12
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  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
charismatic bat shit crazy pocket flask
  06/25/12
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  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
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Vibrant newt persian
  06/25/12
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Beady-eyed abusive internal respiration
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
curious sickened liquid oxygen
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Grizzly Becky Police Squad
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
stimulating gas station sweet tailpipe
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Vibrant newt persian
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
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  06/26/12
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Grizzly Becky Police Squad
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
buck-toothed dopamine meetinghouse
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Vibrant newt persian
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
vivacious center
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
cerebral university
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
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Vibrant newt persian
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
territorial market genital piercing
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
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  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
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  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Razzle-dazzle home
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
cerebral university
  08/02/12
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Vibrant newt persian
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
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  09/14/12
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Grizzly Becky Police Squad
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i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Titillating Adulterous Incel Tattoo
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Twinkling comical abode sex offender
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Titillating Adulterous Incel Tattoo
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Out-of-control Jet-lagged Space Cuckoldry
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Twinkling comical abode sex offender
  08/21/13
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Awkward Potus
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  06/26/26
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  06/26/26
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Vibrant newt persian

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Unhinged Transparent Garrison

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Contagious misanthropic hominid ticket booth



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Vibrant newt persian

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Vibrant newt persian

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Vibrant newt persian

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Vibrant newt persian

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Wonderful Office

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: charismatic bat shit crazy pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone rigpig nursing home

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: flushed hairraiser shrine regret

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: territorial market genital piercing

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Exciting ladyboy doctorate

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: glittery range gay wizard



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Titillating Adulterous Incel Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Carnelian soul-stirring partner

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Out-of-control Jet-lagged Space Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Doobsian lake station codepig



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: house-broken juggernaut



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Hairless Plum Tank Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Hairless Plum Tank Faggot Firefighter



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Irradiated stage



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: excitant unholy church building



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: bisexual senate deer antler

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Vibrant newt persian

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: charismatic bat shit crazy pocket flask

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: charismatic bat shit crazy pocket flask

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Wonderful Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Red alpha

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle home

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Grizzly Becky Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Vengeful Lascivious Philosopher-king

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: judgmental tanning salon

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: charismatic bat shit crazy pocket flask

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: greedy hyperventilating public bath



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: charismatic bat shit crazy pocket flask

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle home

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Twinkling comical abode sex offender

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Vibrant newt persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed abusive internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: curious sickened liquid oxygen

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Grizzly Becky Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: stimulating gas station sweet tailpipe

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Vibrant newt persian

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Dark house mexican

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Vibrant newt persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Grizzly Becky Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: buck-toothed dopamine meetinghouse

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Vibrant newt persian

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: vivacious center

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: cerebral university

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Vibrant newt persian

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Vibrant newt persian



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: territorial market genital piercing

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle home

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle home

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Stirring naked sandwich school cafeteria



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Vibrant newt persian

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Gold school



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle home

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: cerebral university

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Vibrant newt persian

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle home

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal fortuitous meteor windowlicker

Cr

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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle home



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Stirring naked sandwich school cafeteria



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: electric nowag

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Stirring naked sandwich school cafeteria



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Vibrant newt persian

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Titillating Adulterous Incel Tattoo

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle home



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Grizzly Becky Police Squad



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Titillating Adulterous Incel Tattoo

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Twinkling comical abode sex offender

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Titillating Adulterous Incel Tattoo

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Out-of-control Jet-lagged Space Cuckoldry

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Twinkling comical abode sex offender

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Awkward Potus

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Grizzly Becky Police Squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Grizzly Becky Police Squad

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Grizzly Becky Police Squad



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Grizzly Becky Police Squad



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Heady Magical Degenerate Mother



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: fragrant state

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Out-of-control Jet-lagged Space Cuckoldry



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Racy wagecucks



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Property



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Property

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Talented poppy lay water buffalo



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: trip heaven depressive

Bookmarked.

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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle home



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: submissive area messiness



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: white roast beef

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Marvelous kitchen



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Boyish slippery pit



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: lime lettuce whorehouse



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Flatulent box office chad

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Metal Goyim Associate

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: submissive area messiness



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle home



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: submissive area messiness



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Maniacal den



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: buck-toothed dopamine meetinghouse



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: offensive razzle site

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Beta chocolate blood rage headpube

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac mediation



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: buck-toothed dopamine meetinghouse



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Mewling Histrionic Point Kitty



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: multi-colored hall



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: angry stag film fanboi

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: supple affirmative action bbw



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Green Place Of Business Plaza



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: excitant unholy church building



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: thriller deep pozpig halford



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Charcoal Really Tough Guy



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#49964828)