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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Titillating senate electric furnace
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Misunderstood azn
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
claret wonderful place of business sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
silver stain
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
spectacular sapphire native
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
passionate puce legend
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
narrow-minded goyim market
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
copper heaven
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
beady-eyed milky legal warrant doctorate
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Titillating senate electric furnace
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
gay mind-boggling piazza
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
ocher idiot dysfunction
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Ultramarine Nibblets
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Titillating senate electric furnace
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Indigo hairraiser whorehouse gunner
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Charismatic hissy fit hall
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
swashbuckling field kitty cat
  06/30/25
cr
Titillating senate electric furnace
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
gay mind-boggling piazza
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Rusted philosopher-king
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Indigo hairraiser whorehouse gunner
  06/30/25
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magical frum gas station
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Ultramarine Nibblets
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
swashbuckling field kitty cat
  06/30/25
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Seedy fragrant national security agency lettuce
  07/01/25
*bussy
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  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
narrow-minded goyim market
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
French fat ankles
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
slippery masturbator stage
  06/30/25
fuck
Ultramarine Nibblets
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
French fat ankles
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Misunderstood azn
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Ultramarine Nibblets
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Rusted philosopher-king
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Titillating senate electric furnace
  06/30/25
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  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
appetizing jade church building toaster
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Adulterous nursing home
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Jet temple
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Titillating senate electric furnace
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Adulterous nursing home
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
magical frum gas station
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Adulterous nursing home
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
onyx cerebral police squad institution
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Titillating senate electric furnace
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Grizzly sinister point chad
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Razzmatazz brunch
  06/30/25
tcr
magical frum gas station
  07/01/25
just jump
Henna set black woman
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Titillating senate electric furnace
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...
vibrant walnut boiling water office
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
odious canary public bath partner
  06/30/25
wow
Titillating senate electric furnace
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Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
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  06/30/25
JFC man
Titillating senate electric furnace
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Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
beady-eyed milky legal warrant doctorate
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Grizzly sinister point chad
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
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  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
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silver stain
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
passionate puce legend
  06/30/25
bro
Titillating senate electric furnace
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Razzmatazz brunch
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lol
magical frum gas station
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
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  06/30/25
jfc
Titillating senate electric furnace
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
gay mind-boggling piazza
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
buff bawdyhouse travel guidebook
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i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
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  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
magical frum gas station
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
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Jet temple
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Metal Site Pocket Flask
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
thriller nubile kitchen reading party
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Bat Shit Crazy Cruel-hearted Plaza Love Of Her Life
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Rusted philosopher-king
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Titillating senate electric furnace
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Ultramarine Nibblets
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
lol
magical frum gas station
  07/01/25
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Henna set black woman
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Floppy shrine
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
arousing step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
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  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
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  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
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  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
soul-stirring cocky ticket booth toilet seat
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
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  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Titillating senate electric furnace
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
magical frum gas station
  07/01/25
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Titillating senate electric furnace
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
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  07/01/25
😟
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  07/01/25
holy shit
Titillating senate electric furnace
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
soul-stirring cocky ticket booth toilet seat
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Talented foreskin
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
thriller nubile kitchen reading party
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
narrow-minded goyim market
  07/01/25
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Titillating senate electric furnace
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
thriller nubile kitchen reading party
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
thriller nubile kitchen reading party
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
odious canary public bath partner
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
narrow-minded goyim market
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Titillating senate electric furnace
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Bearded Lay Codepig
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Seedy fragrant national security agency lettuce
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Frisky azure weed whacker ceo
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Titillating senate electric furnace
  07/06/25
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odious canary public bath partner
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
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Metal Site Pocket Flask
  07/06/25
lol
magical frum gas station
  07/07/25
wow
Titillating senate electric furnace
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Titillating senate electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Misunderstood azn

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: claret wonderful place of business sweet tailpipe

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: silver stain

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: spectacular sapphire native

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: passionate puce legend

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: narrow-minded goyim market

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: copper heaven

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed milky legal warrant doctorate

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Titillating senate electric furnace

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: gay mind-boggling piazza

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: ocher idiot dysfunction

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine Nibblets

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Titillating senate electric furnace

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Indigo hairraiser whorehouse gunner

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Charismatic hissy fit hall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling field kitty cat

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Titillating senate electric furnace

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: gay mind-boggling piazza

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Rusted philosopher-king

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Indigo hairraiser whorehouse gunner

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: magical frum gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Ultramarine Nibblets

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling field kitty cat

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Seedy fragrant national security agency lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Crystalline bateful genital piercing new version

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: narrow-minded goyim market

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: French fat ankles

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: slippery masturbator stage

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Ultramarine Nibblets

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: French fat ankles

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Misunderstood azn

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Ultramarine Nibblets

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Rusted philosopher-king

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Titillating senate electric furnace

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: lavender gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: appetizing jade church building toaster

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Adulterous nursing home

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Jet temple

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Titillating senate electric furnace

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Adulterous nursing home

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: magical frum gas station

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Adulterous nursing home

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: onyx cerebral police squad institution

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Titillating senate electric furnace

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Grizzly sinister point chad

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz brunch

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: magical frum gas station

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Henna set black woman

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Titillating senate electric furnace

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: vibrant walnut boiling water office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: odious canary public bath partner

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Titillating senate electric furnace

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: rebellious supple abode ladyboy

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Titillating senate electric furnace

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed milky legal warrant doctorate

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Henna set black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Ultramarine Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Indigo hairraiser whorehouse gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: buff bawdyhouse travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Metal Site Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Grizzly sinister point chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz brunch

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: appetizing jade church building toaster

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: twisted generalized bond coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Seedy fragrant national security agency lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: honey-headed bonkers juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Beta Brass Theatre Friendly Grandma

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: thriller nubile kitchen reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: silver stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: passionate puce legend

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Titillating senate electric furnace

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: magical frum gas station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: stimulating yapping useless brakes sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: cracking crackhouse

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Titillating senate electric furnace

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: gay mind-boggling piazza

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: buff bawdyhouse travel guidebook

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Metal Site Pocket Flask

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: magical frum gas station

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: cracking crackhouse

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Jet temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Metal Site Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: thriller nubile kitchen reading party

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Cruel-hearted Plaza Love Of Her Life

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Rusted philosopher-king

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Titillating senate electric furnace

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Ultramarine Nibblets

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Titillating senate electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring cocky ticket booth toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: magical frum gas station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Henna set black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Floppy shrine

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: arousing step-uncle's house

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: vivacious jet-lagged gay wizard trump supporter

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: fluffy quadroon keepsake machete

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: racy orange casino ape

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: soul-stirring cocky ticket booth toilet seat

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: lake motley box office

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Titillating senate electric furnace

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: magical frum gas station

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Titillating senate electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Seedy fragrant national security agency lettuce

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Lime Razzle-dazzle Locale

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Pearly stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Titillating senate electric furnace

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: soul-stirring cocky ticket booth toilet seat

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Talented foreskin

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: thriller nubile kitchen reading party

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: narrow-minded goyim market

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Titillating senate electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: thriller nubile kitchen reading party

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: thriller nubile kitchen reading party

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: odious canary public bath partner

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: narrow-minded goyim market

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Titillating senate electric furnace

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Bearded Lay Codepig

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Seedy fragrant national security agency lettuce

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Frisky azure weed whacker ceo

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Titillating senate electric furnace

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: odious canary public bath partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Mauve misanthropic athletic conference stag film

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Metal Site Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: magical frum gas station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Titillating senate electric furnace

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078889)