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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
big narrow-minded son of senegal
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
at-the-ready exciting half-breed
  01/05/14
...
misanthropic famous landscape painting lodge
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
big narrow-minded son of senegal
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
big narrow-minded son of senegal
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
big narrow-minded son of senegal
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
big narrow-minded son of senegal
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
sooty hunting ground parlour
  06/25/12
...
Rose Piazza Yarmulke
  06/25/12
Jesus
hateful beady-eyed knife
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Motley confused international law enforcement agency
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Flesh Low-t Faggotry Ratface
  08/02/12
crying
Alcoholic temple
  08/29/12
...
Cruel-hearted very tactful box office
  02/22/13
...
Soggy khaki coffee pot shitlib
  08/21/13
lost my shit
Transparent Shivering Base Headpube
  03/19/14
...
Soul-stirring theatre coldplay fan
  06/27/14
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Stimulating pale wagecucks hospital
  06/27/14
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Orchid Point Jew
  09/14/17
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aphrodisiac dead theater stage volcanic crater
  07/20/18
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aphrodisiac dead theater stage volcanic crater
  02/09/19
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mildly autistic multi-colored newt corn cake
  07/11/19
...
Bat shit crazy parlor dingle berry
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Elite skinny woman spot
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
big narrow-minded son of senegal
  06/25/12
cop
Rose Piazza Yarmulke
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Rose Piazza Yarmulke
  06/25/12
...
sooty hunting ground parlour
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
histrionic well-lubricated fat ankles business firm
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Grizzly angry deer antler
  08/02/12
...
slate space
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Boyish Violet Regret
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
dun school new version
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Rose Piazza Yarmulke
  06/25/12
...
laughsome home elastic band
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Rose Piazza Yarmulke
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Grizzly angry deer antler
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
white comical rehab alpha
  08/21/13
...
big narrow-minded son of senegal
  06/25/12
...
Talking adventurous giraffe
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Costumed Nursing Home Messiness
  06/25/12
...
slate space
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
disgusting twinkling uncleanness really tough guy
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
big narrow-minded son of senegal
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Mischievous quadroon
  06/25/12
...
big narrow-minded son of senegal
  06/26/12
...
slate space
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Ruddy Excitant Genital Piercing
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
big narrow-minded son of senegal
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
light locus selfie
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
aromatic mentally impaired dog poop
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
big narrow-minded son of senegal
  08/02/12
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big narrow-minded son of senegal
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Flesh Low-t Faggotry Ratface
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Grizzly angry deer antler
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Grizzly angry deer antler
  08/02/12
...
Ocher forum karate
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
big narrow-minded son of senegal
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Spectacular magical institution
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Grizzly angry deer antler
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
aromatic mentally impaired dog poop
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
big narrow-minded son of senegal
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
Grizzly angry deer antler
  08/06/12
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vigorous smoky locale
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Grizzly angry deer antler
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Ocher forum karate
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
thriller hell
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Ocher forum karate
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
big narrow-minded son of senegal
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Soggy khaki coffee pot shitlib
  08/21/13
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Grizzly angry deer antler
  02/22/13
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slate space
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Soggy khaki coffee pot shitlib
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
white comical rehab alpha
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Soggy khaki coffee pot shitlib
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Soul-stirring theatre coldplay fan
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
white comical rehab alpha
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Cream stead chad
  08/21/13
180
slate space
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
slate space
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slate space
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slate space
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Fiercely-loyal range mad cow disease
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navy swashbuckling abode mad-dog skullcap
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Soul-stirring theatre coldplay fan
  06/27/14
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Self-centered burgundy community account philosopher-king
  07/22/14
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Idiotic internet-worthy hissy fit
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
Idiotic internet-worthy hissy fit
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Floppy beta roast beef
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
indigo flickering indirect expression senate
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Grizzly angry deer antler
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Cracking therapy
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180 now i kinda get his shtick
Shaky Slimy Tanning Salon Marketing Idea
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Bipolar concupiscible area
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Lilac stirring center incel
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wonderful jet market jewess
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What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
Razzmatazz brunch
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
Insanely creepy location lettuce
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Cracking therapy
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Grizzly angry deer antler
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Cracking therapy
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Swollen exhilarant resort
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Ruddy Excitant Genital Piercing
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
deranged hairraiser plaza
  01/29/18
where did he go
Cheese-eating claret clown church
  01/29/18
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French becky
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Ruddy Excitant Genital Piercing
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Bossy macaca shrine
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bateful fantasy-prone kitchen
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wish the little guy would come back.
Electric Stage
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180 stock car house
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splenetic prole
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Bat shit crazy parlor dingle berry
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walnut flirting station
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razzle pit
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
dark patterns
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
ape ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
dark patterns
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: big narrow-minded son of senegal

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: at-the-ready exciting half-breed

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: misanthropic famous landscape painting lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: big narrow-minded son of senegal

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: big narrow-minded son of senegal

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: big narrow-minded son of senegal

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: big narrow-minded son of senegal

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: sooty hunting ground parlour

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Rose Piazza Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: hateful beady-eyed knife

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Motley confused international law enforcement agency

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Flesh Low-t Faggotry Ratface

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Alcoholic temple

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted very tactful box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Soggy khaki coffee pot shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Transparent Shivering Base Headpube

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring theatre coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Stimulating pale wagecucks hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Orchid Point Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac dead theater stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac dead theater stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: mildly autistic multi-colored newt corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy parlor dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Elite skinny woman spot

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: big narrow-minded son of senegal

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Rose Piazza Yarmulke

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Rose Piazza Yarmulke

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: sooty hunting ground parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: histrionic well-lubricated fat ankles business firm

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Grizzly angry deer antler

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: slate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Boyish Violet Regret

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: dun school new version

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Rose Piazza Yarmulke

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: laughsome home elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Rose Piazza Yarmulke

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Grizzly angry deer antler

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: white comical rehab alpha

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: big narrow-minded son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Talking adventurous giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Costumed Nursing Home Messiness

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: slate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: disgusting twinkling uncleanness really tough guy

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: big narrow-minded son of senegal

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Mischievous quadroon

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: big narrow-minded son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: slate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Ruddy Excitant Genital Piercing

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: big narrow-minded son of senegal

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: light locus selfie

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: aromatic mentally impaired dog poop

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: big narrow-minded son of senegal

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: big narrow-minded son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Flesh Low-t Faggotry Ratface

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Grizzly angry deer antler

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Grizzly angry deer antler

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Ocher forum karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: big narrow-minded son of senegal

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Spectacular magical institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Grizzly angry deer antler

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: aromatic mentally impaired dog poop

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: big narrow-minded son of senegal

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Grizzly angry deer antler

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: vigorous smoky locale

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Grizzly angry deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Ocher forum karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: thriller hell

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Ocher forum karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: big narrow-minded son of senegal

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Soggy khaki coffee pot shitlib

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Grizzly angry deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: slate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Soggy khaki coffee pot shitlib

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: white comical rehab alpha

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Soggy khaki coffee pot shitlib

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Soul-stirring theatre coldplay fan

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: white comical rehab alpha

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Cream stead chad

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: slate space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: slate space

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: slate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: slate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal range mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: navy swashbuckling abode mad-dog skullcap

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring theatre coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Self-centered burgundy community account philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Idiotic internet-worthy hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Idiotic internet-worthy hissy fit

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Floppy beta roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: indigo flickering indirect expression senate

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Grizzly angry deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Cracking therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Shaky Slimy Tanning Salon Marketing Idea

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Bipolar concupiscible area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Lilac stirring center incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: wonderful jet market jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz brunch

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Insanely creepy location lettuce

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Cracking therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Grizzly angry deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Cracking therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Swollen exhilarant resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Ruddy Excitant Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: deranged hairraiser plaza

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Cheese-eating claret clown church

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: French becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Ruddy Excitant Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Bossy macaca shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: bateful fantasy-prone kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Electric Stage

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: 180 stock car house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: splenetic prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy parlor dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: walnut flirting station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: razzle pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: ape ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#49964828)