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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
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  01/05/14
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scarlet contagious ape
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Abnormal Duck-like Fortuitous Meteor
  06/25/12
...
Galvanic church building
  06/25/12
Jesus
provocative base
  06/25/12
literally rofling
impertinent narrow-minded forum
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Charismatic crackhouse
  08/02/12
crying
puce psychic mother
  08/29/12
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Trip Charcoal Voyeur
  02/22/13
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Painfully honest bateful lodge mad cow disease
  08/21/13
lost my shit
vigorous half-breed theatre
  03/19/14
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fishy autistic circlehead community account
  06/27/14
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underhanded cocky skinny woman milk
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  09/14/17
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  07/20/18
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  02/09/19
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dun blood rage
  07/11/19
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Elite Stage Dragon
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Razzle nudist police squad ticket booth
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National
  06/25/12
cop
Galvanic church building
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Galvanic church building
  06/25/12
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Abnormal Duck-like Fortuitous Meteor
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
razzle-dazzle location
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Fighting indian lodge
  08/02/12
...
Mint hideous piazza goal in life
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Slippery partner
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Low-t cracking church
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Galvanic church building
  06/25/12
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Talented parlor
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Galvanic church building
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Fighting indian lodge
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Soggy beady-eyed kitchen
  08/21/13
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Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National
  06/25/12
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misunderstood property
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
azure irradiated center
  06/25/12
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Mint hideous piazza goal in life
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
laughsome bbw nursing home
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
at-the-ready menage friendly grandma
  06/25/12
...
Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National
  06/26/12
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Mint hideous piazza goal in life
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Vibrant Metal Organic Girlfriend
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
violet philosopher-king parlour
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
fear-inspiring stage son of senegal
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National
  08/02/12
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Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Charismatic crackhouse
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Fighting indian lodge
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Fighting indian lodge
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garnet principal's office
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
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holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Fighting indian lodge
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
fear-inspiring stage son of senegal
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
Fighting indian lodge
  08/06/12
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fragrant naked cruise ship mediation
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garnet principal's office
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Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Painfully honest bateful lodge mad cow disease
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Fighting indian lodge
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Mint hideous piazza goal in life
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Painfully honest bateful lodge mad cow disease
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Soggy beady-eyed kitchen
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Painfully honest bateful lodge mad cow disease
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
fishy autistic circlehead community account
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Soggy beady-eyed kitchen
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Orchid big-titted jew
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Mint hideous piazza goal in life
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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Bat-shit-crazy meetinghouse
  08/04/14
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  12/08/14
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  12/02/16
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mind-boggling effete pisswyrm set
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Vibrant Metal Organic Girlfriend
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
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  01/29/18
where did he go
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Heady Lime Masturbator
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Vibrant Metal Organic Girlfriend
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Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26
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smart ape
  06/26/26
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  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: cowardly temple gunner

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: scarlet contagious ape



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Abnormal Duck-like Fortuitous Meteor

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Galvanic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: provocative base

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: impertinent narrow-minded forum

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Charismatic crackhouse

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: puce psychic mother

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Trip Charcoal Voyeur



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Painfully honest bateful lodge mad cow disease



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: vigorous half-breed theatre

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: fishy autistic circlehead community account



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: underhanded cocky skinny woman milk



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Chartreuse diverse genital piercing house



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz gas station



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz gas station



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: dun blood rage



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Elite Stage Dragon



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Razzle nudist police squad ticket booth

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Galvanic church building

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Galvanic church building

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Abnormal Duck-like Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle location

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Fighting indian lodge

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Mint hideous piazza goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Slippery partner

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Low-t cracking church

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Galvanic church building

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Talented parlor



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Galvanic church building

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Fighting indian lodge

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Soggy beady-eyed kitchen

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: misunderstood property



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: azure irradiated center

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Mint hideous piazza goal in life



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: laughsome bbw nursing home

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: at-the-ready menage friendly grandma

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Mint hideous piazza goal in life



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Vibrant Metal Organic Girlfriend

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: violet philosopher-king parlour

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: fear-inspiring stage son of senegal

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Charismatic crackhouse

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Fighting indian lodge

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Fighting indian lodge

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: garnet principal's office



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: olive trump supporter field



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Fighting indian lodge

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: fear-inspiring stage son of senegal

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Fighting indian lodge

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: exciting maniacal codepig alpha

Cr

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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Fighting indian lodge



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: garnet principal's office



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: fragrant naked cruise ship mediation

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: garnet principal's office



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Crawly Disrespectful Goyim National

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Painfully honest bateful lodge mad cow disease

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Fighting indian lodge



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Mint hideous piazza goal in life



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Painfully honest bateful lodge mad cow disease

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Soggy beady-eyed kitchen

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Painfully honest bateful lodge mad cow disease

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: fishy autistic circlehead community account

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Soggy beady-eyed kitchen

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Orchid big-titted jew

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Mint hideous piazza goal in life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Mint hideous piazza goal in life

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Mint hideous piazza goal in life



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Mint hideous piazza goal in life



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: translucent space



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: sapphire business firm crotch

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: fishy autistic circlehead community account



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Cerise curious senate



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy meetinghouse



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy meetinghouse

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Orange Jet-lagged University Kitty



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: boyish plum box office international law enforcement agency

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Fighting indian lodge



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: mind-boggling effete pisswyrm set



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: canary mewling casino regret

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal address affirmative action



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Bespoke Site Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Balding native deer antler



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Idiotic spectacular locus

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Sticky lay weed whacker

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: mind-boggling effete pisswyrm set



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Fighting indian lodge



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: mind-boggling effete pisswyrm set



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: lavender jewess



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Vibrant Metal Organic Girlfriend



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Maroon filthy macaca

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Rough-skinned embarrassed to the bone hospital idea he suggested

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Heady Lime Masturbator



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Vibrant Metal Organic Girlfriend



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Twinkling Hissy Fit Rehab



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Grizzly adventurous tattoo school cafeteria

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#49964828)