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Help, prude aging wife won’t do my weird sex fetishes

She’ll do vanilla sex twice a week but it’s bori...
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
Your wife is telling you, quite clearly, that if you do more...
Supple alpha
  03/22/25
I feel like I have tried that stuff but honestly that part i...
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
Weird that a woman you treat as a tolerable roommate won&rsq...
Supple alpha
  03/22/25
i'll subtract your sarcasm and take the comment at face valu...
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  03/22/25
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  03/23/25
TITCR wife: I will suck the marrow out of your cock if yo...
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  03/22/25
...
Supple alpha
  03/23/25
She's probably fucking Darnell already. women don't want men...
naked hot rehab
  03/22/25
Nothing turns a woman on like her husband doing domestic cho...
Fiercely-loyal brethren azn
  03/23/25
...
Glittery stead
  03/23/25
If you're not willing to cheat on her, dread game is the onl...
infuriating step-uncle's house kitty
  03/22/25
Dread game doesn’t work with her and she doesn’t...
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
Why are you not willing to cheat on her then?
infuriating step-uncle's house kitty
  03/22/25
Fear of stds and fear of getting caught and divorce, which I...
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
Look man men need sex it's a basic need and if your wife isn...
infuriating step-uncle's house kitty
  03/22/25
Maybe
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
Wow
Orange athletic conference
  03/22/25
She’s like “did you always have these weird sex ...
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
Such as?
Orange athletic conference
  03/22/25
Anal for one example. I get to do it once every 3 months or...
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
(Xo 2025)
Orange athletic conference
  03/22/25
Kind of jelly of that seekingarrangements poster but the gra...
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
Here I am brother... Lonely sometimes but that's more a s...
insecure bright wrinkle
  03/23/25
...
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/23/25
you seem fagg0t
multi-colored church
  03/22/25
No objection there
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
How old is the wife? Does she have health problems/weight g...
embarrassed to the bone sooty gunner
  03/22/25
Almost 40. Body didn't fully bounce back after kids, but sh...
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
So, yeah, she's a wife...
self-absorbed boistinker yarmulke
  03/22/25
thanks, sherlock
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
What are the sex acts you want?
Supple alpha
  03/22/25
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territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
You’re fucked in the head This is the mother of your...
puce forum
  03/22/25
(Tony Soprano)
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
Ok these fetishes are lame as fuck I no longer support you ...
infuriating step-uncle's house kitty
  03/22/25
what are your fetishes?
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
Rape
infuriating step-uncle's house kitty
  03/22/25
...
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
...
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  03/23/25
...
Frozen regret love of her life
  03/23/25
...
Lavender spectacular tank reading party
  03/23/25
lol, start hiring whores
Supple alpha
  03/22/25
vagina to mouth? do you want cancer?
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  03/22/25
Dick in vagina to dick in her mouth and back
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
Isn’t that just normal? How tall are you
Frozen regret love of her life
  03/23/25
...
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  03/23/25
I've done it with her before but she doesn't like it
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/23/25
hmmm i see what you mean, sounds based actually
excitant anal dingle berry
  03/23/25
some of these acts are a one way ticket to eternal damnation...
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  03/22/25
turn her into a cuckquean
180 cuckoldry locus
  03/22/25
Cuckqueen isn't one of the sex fantasies I have, not really ...
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
Anal is disgusting Just jerk off like a normal guy
puce forum
  03/22/25
I like the domination aspects of it I jerk off a lot.
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
Why do you want your wife to drink your piss That’s ...
puce forum
  03/22/25
hedonic treadmill
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
Porn put this in your head if u aren’t a kike U would...
puce forum
  03/22/25
I've gone through the list with her. She can brush her te...
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
Wow. How magnanimous of u. Porn ruined ur little brain Som...
puce forum
  03/22/25
Maybe you should try it
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
Lol kike Tell us more about how u need to debase ur own wif...
puce forum
  03/22/25
Report back once you try it and it opens a whole new world f...
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
Why? So you can jerk off to it? Yo need help
puce forum
  03/22/25
I'm more of a visual guy, don't think I could jerk off to yo...
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
You aren’t “visual” and these fetishes are...
puce forum
  03/22/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&mc=...
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
Agreed. How is pissing a turn on, much less drinking it. S...
self-absorbed boistinker yarmulke
  03/22/25
Dominance/humiliation fetish
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
...
Frozen regret love of her life
  03/23/25
OP is gibberish tp's pumo account
180 cuckoldry locus
  03/22/25
mods
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
Kike
puce forum
  03/22/25
Enjoy your once monthly vanilla missionary sex.
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
Only Jews are This depraved It’s really weird. Th...
puce forum
  03/22/25
how are these weird sex kinks "life denying"?
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  03/22/25
https://youtu.be/He1TntAK2fs?si=6IXdb86jl1s4M1Vs
puce forum
  03/22/25
Didn't click but I assume this is Gosling in the Believer
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  03/23/25
You should probably kill yourself
Duck-like school
  03/22/25
(Guy who admitted to watching lots of piss drinking porn in ...
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
Nope, but if you looked at internet porn back in the day, &q...
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  03/22/25
(((they're))) now pushing stepsibling and stepparent porn. ...
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  03/22/25
Haha kike
Lavender spectacular tank reading party
  03/22/25
we're all gonna die soon what's wrong with sharing our weird...
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
(OP to his wife as she runs to bathroom w mouthful of his fo...
puce forum
  03/22/25
Just cheat but good luck finding a chick to drink your piss ...
Adventurous center giraffe
  03/22/25
that's like shaking hands in porn
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
Porn isn’t real fyi
Adventurous center giraffe
  03/22/25
what is real
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
Jewish nihilism & mental illness
puce forum
  03/22/25
fair
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
...
Big Clown
  03/23/25
bottom line
Lavender spectacular tank reading party
  03/22/25
per Epistemic Humility above, your wife told you exactly wha...
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  03/22/25
I've tried this in the past and it's hard to keep up & h...
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/23/25
fair enough. there is of course a rich discourse on the way...
pearl balding plaza
  03/23/25
Do you think your wife lets her boyfriend handcuff her and p...
self-absorbed boistinker yarmulke
  03/22/25
this is what asian women are for
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  03/22/25
...
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
that's because she's not attracted to you anymore, obviously...
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  03/22/25
Middle aged women aren’t attracted to anyone anymore
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/22/25
OP is 10000% a Jew.
Charcoal space
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...
Ultramarine concupiscible marketing idea
  03/23/25
He doesn't even deny it
Blathering mind-boggling genital piercing theater
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Splenetic Trailer Park
  03/23/25
if its a hedonic treadmill if she gives in then it'll eventu...
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  03/23/25
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Adventurous center giraffe
  03/23/25
...
Ultramarine concupiscible marketing idea
  03/23/25
OP should hari kari self immediately
Bateful hell
  03/23/25
"because I don’t do enough housework or text her ...
Big Clown
  03/23/25
He wants her to legit swallow his piss. Seems like that&rsqu...
Frozen regret love of her life
  03/23/25
the piss shit is weird. but he's right about the disparity i...
Big Clown
  03/23/25
...
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/23/25
...
puce forum
  03/23/25
Is your wife aging faster than you?
burgundy nowag native
  03/23/25
Yes
territorial low-t heaven newt
  03/23/25
...
puce forum
  07/12/25
thats too bad, Pajeetinder. Why dont you get her a bull
Bateful hell
  07/12/25
...
puce forum
  05/13/26
thats why escorts exist
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  05/13/26


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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

She’ll do vanilla sex twice a week but it’s boring. I can occasionally get her to do weirder shit but it’s like pulling teeth. My sex drive is also much higher than hers. I understand twice a week is already better than most men get in long term marriages. She’s still attractive although aging and not as hot as when younger obviously. I could see whores or get side pieces but havnt cheated before and dont really want to. Wife won’t give permission for it anyway I think. Conversations with her on this topic are circular, she says she has low sex drive because I don’t do enough housework or text her kissy faces or “funny cat videos” or whatever, which imo is a nonsense excuse. Aging women in marriages just don’t care about sex at all. Thoughts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773132)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Supple alpha

Your wife is telling you, quite clearly, that if you do more housework and send more emojis she would be willing to lick your asshole every now and then but you haven’t tried and apparently won’t try doing the exact things she has specified you should do. You sound entitled AF. At least do what she is suggesting for three months and if no improvement then you can point that out. If she is reasonable then she will start fisting you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773185)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

I feel like I have tried that stuff but honestly that part is hard for me to do because she is annoying and screeching a lot, does not handle stress well. She is more like a tolerable roommate instead of someone I want to send "lovvies" to. I could force myself if I needed to but it would be forcing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773189)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Supple alpha

Weird that a woman you treat as a tolerable roommate won’t lick your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773312)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

i'll subtract your sarcasm and take the comment at face value, thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773313)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: aquamarine yapping puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48774900)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: gay rambunctious old irish cottage

TITCR

wife: I will suck the marrow out of your cock if you dust the fine china

op: lol but no be serious for a second

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773875)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Supple alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48775316)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: naked hot rehab

She's probably fucking Darnell already. women don't want men to put on an apron and wash the dishes lol. she's just hoping this will get her out of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773871)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal brethren azn

Nothing turns a woman on like her husband doing domestic chores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48775076)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Glittery stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48775083)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: infuriating step-uncle's house kitty

If you're not willing to cheat on her, dread game is the only way. And it probably won't even work if she has that low of a sex drive

Marriage and women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773134)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

Dread game doesn’t work with her and she doesn’t care about staying in the marriage that much. We’re both doing it for sake of kids basically, but me more than her. She’s threatened divorce regularly in the past.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773138)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: infuriating step-uncle's house kitty

Why are you not willing to cheat on her then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773161)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

Fear of stds and fear of getting caught and divorce, which I don’t want. Also don’t want the nagging feeling of being dishonest / immorality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773163)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: infuriating step-uncle's house kitty

Look man men need sex it's a basic need and if your wife isn't gonna give it to you you're just gonna have to go see a prostitute when you need to

Any intrinsic "immorality" to this act is nullified if you getting sexually satisfied by a whore makes your married life at home more pleasant and tolerable for you both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773171)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

Maybe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773173)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Orange athletic conference

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773147)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

She’s like “did you always have these weird sex fetishes and you hid them?”

Well kind of, bitch, you’re also 15 years older and not that hot anymore so I need weird shit to get off. But everyone knows looking at porn is a hedonic treadmill.

It also turns me on when it humiliates or hurts the chick a bit which wife obviously isn’t into

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773149)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Orange athletic conference

Such as?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773154)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

Anal for one example. I get to do it once every 3 months or so. The last time she cried and I said we wouldn’t do it anymore because it made me feel bad, but then I wanted to do it again. I tried backtracking and she got very upset

Sigh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773157)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Orange athletic conference

(Xo 2025)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773159)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

Kind of jelly of that seekingarrangements poster but the grass is always greener I guess. He’s probably pretty lonely in between all the banging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773160)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: insecure bright wrinkle

Here I am brother...

Lonely sometimes but that's more a symptom of leaving a long term marriage and is a passing fleeting emotion. Rest of the time I'm pretty damn stoked. I also have a regular one I stopped paying who fucks me all the time and stays at my house for days on end.

But yeah I was in a very similar marriage to you but with no kids so finally decided wtf is the point esp since i had no kids. Kids are a different situation so i won't pretend to have any advice on wtf to do given your situation.

Pros are probably the answer unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48775538)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48776031)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: multi-colored church

you seem fagg0t

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773162)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

No objection there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773164)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sooty gunner

How old is the wife? Does she have health problems/weight gain, or is it the passage of time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773179)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

Almost 40. Body didn't fully bounce back after kids, but she's not "fat" per se. Minor health problems otherwise. Whines and complains a lot though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773192)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: self-absorbed boistinker yarmulke

So, yeah, she's a wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773198)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

thanks, sherlock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773203)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Supple alpha

What are the sex acts you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773182)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

Sex video

Threesome

Vagina-to-mouth

Deepthroat

Fisting

sex/anal/facial/swallow all in one night

prostate massage

Anal

Facial

Piss in her mouth and have her wallow it

Save up my cum in a shotglass and have her drink it

Give her creampie then have her push it out and swallow it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773200)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: puce forum

You’re fucked in the head

This is the mother of your kids, kisses ur children on the cheek in morning off to school. Ur insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773209)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

(Tony Soprano)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773211)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: infuriating step-uncle's house kitty

Ok these fetishes are lame as fuck I no longer support you

PS stop watching degenerate porn you fucking dweeb. This is your own fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773220)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

what are your fetishes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773223)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: infuriating step-uncle's house kitty

Rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773225)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773227)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: sinister dead immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48774774)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Frozen regret love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48774785)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Lavender spectacular tank reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48775266)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Supple alpha

lol, start hiring whores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773314)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: excitant anal dingle berry

vagina to mouth? do you want cancer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773727)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

Dick in vagina to dick in her mouth and back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773844)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Frozen regret love of her life

Isn’t that just normal? How tall are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48774791)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: dashing jade institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48775183)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

I've done it with her before but she doesn't like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48776033)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: excitant anal dingle berry

hmmm i see what you mean, sounds based actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48774815)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: gay rambunctious old irish cottage

some of these acts are a one way ticket to eternal damnation

seek jesus, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773877)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: 180 cuckoldry locus

turn her into a cuckquean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773187)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

Cuckqueen isn't one of the sex fantasies I have, not really anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773195)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: puce forum

Anal is disgusting

Just jerk off like a normal guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773204)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

I like the domination aspects of it

I jerk off a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773207)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: puce forum

Why do you want your wife to drink your piss

That’s just insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773219)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

hedonic treadmill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773221)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: puce forum

Porn put this in your head if u aren’t a kike

U would never have reached this lvl of depraved wo it

Ur sick. Have u asked her point blank for piss or just anal and piss is one fetish u have on back burner ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773228)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

I've gone through the list with her.

She can brush her teeth and wash her mouth out with listerine after i piss in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773233)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: puce forum

Wow. How magnanimous of u. Porn ruined ur little brain

Some sad stuff

Your menopausal wife learning unique taste of flavoured listerine and piss comingling on her tongue won’t build up any resentment for u surely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773241)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

Maybe you should try it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773248)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: puce forum

Lol kike

Tell us more about how u need to debase ur own wife to dribble out ur watery cialis

Disgusting man

Piss? Lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773259)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

Report back once you try it and it opens a whole new world for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773261)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: puce forum

Why? So you can jerk off to it?

Yo need help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773267)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

I'm more of a visual guy, don't think I could jerk off to your written report unless you also took video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773275)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: puce forum

You aren’t “visual” and these fetishes aren’t about dominance

Plenty of normal healthy ppl get off and feel “dominant” without ur insane kike depravity

It’s just your little Jew brain ruined by porn and novelty. Let’s not pretend youe some special snowflake coping about “needing to dominate” “I’m

Just visual”

Nope!

You’re a sick freak Jew who has watched porn too much

You hate your wife and want to debase her not “dominate” her

You are a jew. This is what Jews do. It’s just in your nature. It’s about debasement and life denying (fellatio, anal) all this weird bs because you people are just filled with hatred, scorn etc

Never forget this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773303)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&mc=61&forum_id=2#48773217

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773307)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: self-absorbed boistinker yarmulke

Agreed. How is pissing a turn on, much less drinking it. She should divorce you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773234)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:02 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

Dominance/humiliation fetish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773252)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Frozen regret love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48774794)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: 180 cuckoldry locus

OP is gibberish tp's pumo account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773210)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773291)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: puce forum

Kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773214)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

Enjoy your once monthly vanilla missionary sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773217)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: puce forum

Only Jews are

This depraved

It’s really weird. They need to copulate in such life denying ways

Ur basically hate fucking lol

Just copp a divorce and fuck whores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773216)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

how are these weird sex kinks "life denying"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773289)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: puce forum

https://youtu.be/He1TntAK2fs?si=6IXdb86jl1s4M1Vs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773309)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Blathering mind-boggling genital piercing theater

Didn't click but I assume this is Gosling in the Believer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48775166)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Duck-like school

You should probably kill yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773236)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

(Guy who admitted to watching lots of piss drinking porn in another thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773255)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Duck-like school

Nope, but if you looked at internet porn back in the day, "they" were really pushing the piss drinking. That's probably how your brain got scrambled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773299)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

(((they're))) now pushing stepsibling and stepparent porn. gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773305)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Lavender spectacular tank reading party

Haha kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773244)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

we're all gonna die soon what's wrong with sharing our weird sex fantasies among FRIENDS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773287)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: puce forum

(OP to his wife as she runs to bathroom w mouthful of his foamy piss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773320)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Adventurous center giraffe

Just cheat but good luck finding a chick to drink your piss that’s kinda weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773292)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

that's like shaking hands in porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773294)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Adventurous center giraffe

Porn isn’t real fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773315)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

what is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773322)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: puce forum

Jewish nihilism & mental illness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773324)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773331)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Big Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48775126)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Lavender spectacular tank reading party

bottom line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773296)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: pearl balding plaza

per Epistemic Humility above, your wife told you exactly what you need to do. why tf wouldn't you just do it, see what happens, and bring it up if that fails to yield progress. that said, if your wife isn't into power exchange like you are, it'll be hard or impossible to change that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773655)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

I've tried this in the past and it's hard to keep up & hasn't resulted in an appreciable difference of outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48776039)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: pearl balding plaza

fair enough. there is of course a rich discourse on the ways in which a married man can become frustrated sexually. did the sex used to be good, and you just kept getting weirder? or it was never good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48776092)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: self-absorbed boistinker yarmulke

Do you think your wife lets her boyfriend handcuff her and pound her ass out bent over a chair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773672)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: hideous macaca university

this is what asian women are for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773768)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773846)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: learning disabled racy set

that's because she's not attracted to you anymore, obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773770)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

Middle aged women aren’t attracted to anyone anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773847)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Charcoal space

OP is 10000% a Jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773848)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Ultramarine concupiscible marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48774760)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Blathering mind-boggling genital piercing theater

He doesn't even deny it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48775171)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Splenetic Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48775321)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Ultramarine concupiscible marketing idea

if its a hedonic treadmill if she gives in then it'll eventually lead to destruction. you'll be having gay orgies before you know it

stop while youre ahead and stop watching porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48773904)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Adventurous center giraffe

But if it does devolve into gay orgies, this is the right place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48774804)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Ultramarine concupiscible marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48774892)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Bateful hell

OP should hari kari self immediately



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48775082)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Big Clown

"because I don’t do enough housework or text her kissy faces or “funny cat videos” "

fuck this gay earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48775118)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Frozen regret love of her life

He wants her to legit swallow his piss. Seems like that’s the least he could do.

I’m guessing the idea of give and take goes against his idea of domination. That’s likely why won’t do those simple things. He wants her to swallow his piss on his terms. Kind of sick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48775149)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Big Clown

the piss shit is weird. but he's right about the disparity in sex drive in marriage after age 40

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48775173)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48776040)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: puce forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48775319)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: burgundy nowag native

Is your wife aging faster than you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48775153)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: territorial low-t heaven newt

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#48776041)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: puce forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#49096571)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Bateful hell

thats too bad, Pajeetinder. Why dont you get her a bull

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#49096579)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: puce forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#49884285)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: sable passionate house philosopher-king

thats why escorts exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2...id#49884287)