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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
soggy slippery digit ratio
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Cordovan odious abode new version
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
diverse know-it-all state pocket flask
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Henna comical hell
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
impertinent lavender trump supporter national
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
mauve disturbing scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
cowardly center preventive strike
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Electric internal respiration
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
crystalline mewling main people gas station
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Territorial Resort Filthpig
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Milky love of her life queen of the night
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Hairraiser emerald theater stage
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
bespoke greedy windowlicker market
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
motley smoky point
  06/30/25
cr
mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
crystalline mewling main people gas station
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Spruce Toaster
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Hairraiser emerald theater stage
  06/30/25
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razzle-dazzle flickering dopamine cruise ship
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Milky love of her life queen of the night
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
motley smoky point
  06/30/25
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Trip Corn Cake
  07/01/25
*bussy
charismatic pearly idiot
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
mauve disturbing scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
very tactful jewess chad
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
titillating depressive
  06/30/25
fuck
Milky love of her life queen of the night
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
very tactful jewess chad
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
soggy slippery digit ratio
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Milky love of her life queen of the night
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Spruce Toaster
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan
  06/30/25
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talented really tough guy people who are hurt
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Glittery crimson box office potus
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
aggressive kitchen jew
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Learning disabled spectacular old irish cottage
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
aggressive kitchen jew
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
razzle-dazzle flickering dopamine cruise ship
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
aggressive kitchen jew
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
useless temple patrolman
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
yapping cheese-eating dragon
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Supple shrine
  06/30/25
tcr
razzle-dazzle flickering dopamine cruise ship
  07/01/25
just jump
Poppy locale
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan
  06/30/25
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frum racy juggernaut laser beams
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
pea-brained pearl blood rage
  06/30/25
wow
mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Swashbuckling foreskin mental disorder
  06/30/25
JFC man
mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Electric internal respiration
  06/30/25
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Poppy locale
  06/30/25
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Milky love of her life queen of the night
  06/30/25
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Hairraiser emerald theater stage
  06/30/25
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khaki well-lubricated sound barrier parlour
  06/30/25
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aromatic idea he suggested jap
  06/30/25
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yapping cheese-eating dragon
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Supple shrine
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Glittery crimson box office potus
  06/30/25
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Galvanic disrespectful telephone
  07/01/25
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Trip Corn Cake
  07/01/25
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passionate skinny woman corner
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
orange laughsome pit knife
  07/01/25
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Sepia Stirring Church Giraffe
  07/01/25
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diverse know-it-all state pocket flask
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
impertinent lavender trump supporter national
  06/30/25
bro
mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan
  06/30/25
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Supple shrine
  06/30/25
lol
razzle-dazzle flickering dopamine cruise ship
  07/01/25
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anal lake school cafeteria
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Vibrant tan shitlib stag film
  06/30/25
jfc
mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
crystalline mewling main people gas station
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
khaki well-lubricated sound barrier parlour
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
aromatic idea he suggested jap
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
razzle-dazzle flickering dopamine cruise ship
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Vibrant tan shitlib stag film
  07/01/25
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Learning disabled spectacular old irish cottage
  07/01/25
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aromatic idea he suggested jap
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Sepia Stirring Church Giraffe
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
exhilarant seedy indian lodge
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Spruce Toaster
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Milky love of her life queen of the night
  06/30/25
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mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan
  07/01/25
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bateful up-to-no-good bawdyhouse boiling water
  07/01/25
lol
razzle-dazzle flickering dopamine cruise ship
  07/01/25
...
Poppy locale
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
boyish amber nowag sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Histrionic Painfully Honest Alpha Spot
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Sooty Doctorate
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
razzmatazz ungodly bbw french chef
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Aphrodisiac snowy piazza fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
bateful up-to-no-good bawdyhouse boiling water
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
wonderful aquamarine philosopher-king
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
razzle-dazzle flickering dopamine cruise ship
  07/01/25
...
mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Trip Corn Cake
  07/01/25
😟
thriller pale tanning salon candlestick maker
  07/01/25
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Claret Insane Area
  07/01/25
holy shit
mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
bateful up-to-no-good bawdyhouse boiling water
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
costumed travel guidebook
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Sepia Stirring Church Giraffe
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
mauve disturbing scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
...
mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Sepia Stirring Church Giraffe
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Sepia Stirring Church Giraffe
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
pea-brained pearl blood rage
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
mauve disturbing scourge upon the earth
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
green jet-lagged fat ankles school
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Trip Corn Cake
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Puce hospital
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan
  07/06/25
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pea-brained pearl blood rage
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
bull headed rebellious native volcanic crater
  07/06/25
...
aromatic idea he suggested jap
  07/06/25
lol
razzle-dazzle flickering dopamine cruise ship
  07/07/25
wow
mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: soggy slippery digit ratio

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Cordovan odious abode new version

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: diverse know-it-all state pocket flask

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Henna comical hell

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: impertinent lavender trump supporter national

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: mauve disturbing scourge upon the earth

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: cowardly center preventive strike

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Electric internal respiration

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: crystalline mewling main people gas station

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Territorial Resort Filthpig

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Milky love of her life queen of the night

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Hairraiser emerald theater stage

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: bespoke greedy windowlicker market

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: motley smoky point

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: crystalline mewling main people gas station

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Spruce Toaster

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Hairraiser emerald theater stage

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle flickering dopamine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Milky love of her life queen of the night

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: motley smoky point

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Trip Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: charismatic pearly idiot

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: mauve disturbing scourge upon the earth

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: very tactful jewess chad

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: titillating depressive

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Milky love of her life queen of the night

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: very tactful jewess chad

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: soggy slippery digit ratio

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Milky love of her life queen of the night

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Spruce Toaster

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: talented really tough guy people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Glittery crimson box office potus

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: aggressive kitchen jew

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Learning disabled spectacular old irish cottage

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: aggressive kitchen jew

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle flickering dopamine cruise ship

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: aggressive kitchen jew

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: useless temple patrolman

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: yapping cheese-eating dragon

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Supple shrine

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle flickering dopamine cruise ship

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Poppy locale

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: frum racy juggernaut laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: pea-brained pearl blood rage

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling foreskin mental disorder

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Electric internal respiration

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Poppy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Milky love of her life queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser emerald theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: khaki well-lubricated sound barrier parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: aromatic idea he suggested jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: yapping cheese-eating dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Supple shrine

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Glittery crimson box office potus

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Galvanic disrespectful telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Trip Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: passionate skinny woman corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: orange laughsome pit knife

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Sepia Stirring Church Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: diverse know-it-all state pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: impertinent lavender trump supporter national

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Supple shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle flickering dopamine cruise ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: anal lake school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Vibrant tan shitlib stag film

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: crystalline mewling main people gas station

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: khaki well-lubricated sound barrier parlour

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: aromatic idea he suggested jap

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle flickering dopamine cruise ship

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Vibrant tan shitlib stag film

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Learning disabled spectacular old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: aromatic idea he suggested jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Sepia Stirring Church Giraffe

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: exhilarant seedy indian lodge

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Spruce Toaster

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Milky love of her life queen of the night

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: bateful up-to-no-good bawdyhouse boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle flickering dopamine cruise ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Poppy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: boyish amber nowag sweet tailpipe

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Histrionic Painfully Honest Alpha Spot

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Sooty Doctorate

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz ungodly bbw french chef

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac snowy piazza fortuitous meteor

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: bateful up-to-no-good bawdyhouse boiling water

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: wonderful aquamarine philosopher-king

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle flickering dopamine cruise ship

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Trip Corn Cake

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: thriller pale tanning salon candlestick maker

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Claret Insane Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: bateful up-to-no-good bawdyhouse boiling water

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: costumed travel guidebook

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Sepia Stirring Church Giraffe

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: mauve disturbing scourge upon the earth

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Sepia Stirring Church Giraffe

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Sepia Stirring Church Giraffe

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: pea-brained pearl blood rage

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: mauve disturbing scourge upon the earth

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: green jet-lagged fat ankles school

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Trip Corn Cake

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Puce hospital

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: pea-brained pearl blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: bull headed rebellious native volcanic crater

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: aromatic idea he suggested jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle flickering dopamine cruise ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: mahogany mentally impaired reading party coldplay fan

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078889)