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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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lavender bearded goal in life
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Transparent Multi-colored Halford Idea He Suggested
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Talented balding sneaky criminal crackhouse
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
cyan foreskin messiness
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
habeas penem
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
passionate theater
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
hyperactive corner queen of the night
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Walnut becky
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Chestnut tattoo school
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
lavender bearded goal in life
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
yellow garrison background story
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Carnelian jew
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Rose karate
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
lavender bearded goal in life
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Zippy mother
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
mind-boggling painfully honest box office
  06/30/25
cr
lavender bearded goal in life
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
yellow garrison background story
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Anal honey-headed dilemma
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Zippy mother
  06/30/25
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appetizing regret rigpig
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Rose karate
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
mind-boggling painfully honest box office
  06/30/25
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wonderful den
  07/01/25
*bussy
Green laughsome meetinghouse masturbator
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
hyperactive corner queen of the night
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Bat shit crazy turquoise set
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
chartreuse codepig
  06/30/25
fuck
Rose karate
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Bat shit crazy turquoise set
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Transparent Multi-colored Halford Idea He Suggested
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Rose karate
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Anal honey-headed dilemma
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
lavender bearded goal in life
  06/30/25
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sealclubber
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Alcoholic Overrated Juggernaut
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
deep blue stage wrinkle
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
insane fear-inspiring turdskin public bath
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
lavender bearded goal in life
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
deep blue stage wrinkle
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
appetizing regret rigpig
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
deep blue stage wrinkle
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
sable geriatric associate
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
lavender bearded goal in life
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
garnet water buffalo nursing home
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
purple sanctuary hissy fit
  06/30/25
tcr
appetizing regret rigpig
  07/01/25
just jump
Kink-friendly supple liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
lavender bearded goal in life
  06/30/25
...
concupiscible idiotic institution milk
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Greedy henna business firm
  06/30/25
wow
lavender bearded goal in life
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
soul-stirring theater stage
  06/30/25
JFC man
lavender bearded goal in life
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Chestnut tattoo school
  06/30/25
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Kink-friendly supple liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
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Rose karate
  06/30/25
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Zippy mother
  06/30/25
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thirsty weed whacker parlour
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Adulterous cracking tanning salon
  06/30/25
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garnet water buffalo nursing home
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
purple sanctuary hissy fit
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Alcoholic Overrated Juggernaut
  06/30/25
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salmon plaza pisswyrm
  07/01/25
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wonderful den
  07/01/25
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Autistic Abode
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
twinkling locale
  07/01/25
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excitant location
  07/01/25
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cyan foreskin messiness
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
passionate theater
  06/30/25
bro
lavender bearded goal in life
  06/30/25
...
purple sanctuary hissy fit
  06/30/25
lol
appetizing regret rigpig
  07/01/25
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Arrogant Maniacal Property Indirect Expression
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
fragrant casino hairy legs
  06/30/25
jfc
lavender bearded goal in life
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
yellow garrison background story
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
thirsty weed whacker parlour
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Adulterous cracking tanning salon
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
appetizing regret rigpig
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
fragrant casino hairy legs
  07/01/25
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insane fear-inspiring turdskin public bath
  07/01/25
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"""""""'
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
excitant location
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
frozen mischievous field pistol
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Anal honey-headed dilemma
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
lavender bearded goal in life
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Rose karate
  06/30/25
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lavender bearded goal in life
  07/01/25
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smoky violent telephone alpha
  07/01/25
lol
appetizing regret rigpig
  07/01/25
...
Kink-friendly supple liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Useless newt menage
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
180 massive crotch orchestra pit
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Hideous Ape Prole
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Narrow-minded dark step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Fishy Magical Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
smoky violent telephone alpha
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
iridescent potus cruise ship
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
lavender bearded goal in life
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
appetizing regret rigpig
  07/01/25
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lavender bearded goal in life
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
wonderful den
  07/01/25
😟
Magenta learning disabled university
  07/01/25
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Yapping ivory brethren
  07/01/25
holy shit
lavender bearded goal in life
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
smoky violent telephone alpha
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Marvelous Insecure Lodge
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
excitant location
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
hyperactive corner queen of the night
  07/01/25
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lavender bearded goal in life
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
excitant location
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
excitant location
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
My rapist was well hung
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Gay Grandpa
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
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  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Much Poasting Activity!
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong
  07/06/25
...
My rapist was well hung
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Judas Jones
  07/06/25
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"""""""'
  07/06/25
lol
chilmata
  07/07/25
wow
Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: lavender bearded goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Transparent Multi-colored Halford Idea He Suggested

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Talented balding sneaky criminal crackhouse

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: cyan foreskin messiness

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: habeas penem

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: passionate theater

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: hyperactive corner queen of the night

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Walnut becky

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Chestnut tattoo school

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: lavender bearded goal in life

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: yellow garrison background story

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Carnelian jew

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Rose karate

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: lavender bearded goal in life

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Zippy mother

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest box office

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: lavender bearded goal in life

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: yellow garrison background story

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Anal honey-headed dilemma

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Zippy mother

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: appetizing regret rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Rose karate

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest box office

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: wonderful den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Green laughsome meetinghouse masturbator

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: hyperactive corner queen of the night

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy turquoise set

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: chartreuse codepig

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Rose karate

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy turquoise set

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Transparent Multi-colored Halford Idea He Suggested

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Rose karate

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Anal honey-headed dilemma

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: lavender bearded goal in life

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: sealclubber



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Alcoholic Overrated Juggernaut

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: deep blue stage wrinkle

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: insane fear-inspiring turdskin public bath

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: lavender bearded goal in life

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: deep blue stage wrinkle

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: appetizing regret rigpig

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: deep blue stage wrinkle

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: sable geriatric associate

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: lavender bearded goal in life

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: garnet water buffalo nursing home

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: purple sanctuary hissy fit

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: appetizing regret rigpig

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Kink-friendly supple liquid oxygen

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: lavender bearded goal in life

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: concupiscible idiotic institution milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Greedy henna business firm

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: lavender bearded goal in life

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring theater stage

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: lavender bearded goal in life

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Chestnut tattoo school

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Kink-friendly supple liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Rose karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Zippy mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: thirsty weed whacker parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Adulterous cracking tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: garnet water buffalo nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: purple sanctuary hissy fit

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Alcoholic Overrated Juggernaut

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: salmon plaza pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: wonderful den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Autistic Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: twinkling locale

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: excitant location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: cyan foreskin messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: passionate theater

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: lavender bearded goal in life

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: purple sanctuary hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: appetizing regret rigpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Arrogant Maniacal Property Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: fragrant casino hairy legs

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: lavender bearded goal in life

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: yellow garrison background story

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: thirsty weed whacker parlour

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Adulterous cracking tanning salon

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: appetizing regret rigpig

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: fragrant casino hairy legs

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: insane fear-inspiring turdskin public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: """""""'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: excitant location

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: frozen mischievous field pistol

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Anal honey-headed dilemma

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: lavender bearded goal in life

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Rose karate

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: lavender bearded goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: smoky violent telephone alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: appetizing regret rigpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Kink-friendly supple liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Useless newt menage

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: 180 massive crotch orchestra pit

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Hideous Ape Prole

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Narrow-minded dark step-uncle's house

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Fishy Magical Bawdyhouse

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: smoky violent telephone alpha

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: iridescent potus cruise ship

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: lavender bearded goal in life

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: appetizing regret rigpig

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: lavender bearded goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: wonderful den

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Magenta learning disabled university

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Yapping ivory brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: lavender bearded goal in life

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: smoky violent telephone alpha

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Marvelous Insecure Lodge

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: excitant location

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: hyperactive corner queen of the night

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: lavender bearded goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: excitant location

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: excitant location

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: My rapist was well hung

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: This page intentionally left blank

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Much Poasting Activity! (No Future)

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: My rapist was well hung



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Judas Jones

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: """""""'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: chilmata

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078889)