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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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fiercely-loyal location place of business
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Hot Stag Film Headpube
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Buff Elite Karate Lay
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
brindle godawful wagecucks elastic band
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Ocher mind-boggling weed whacker cruise ship
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
charcoal aphrodisiac chad sound barrier
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Lascivious violet nursing home
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
bonkers maroon office gunner
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
copper striped hyena
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
fiercely-loyal location place of business
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Silver Duck-like Pisswyrm Blood Rage
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Infuriating Garrison
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Fuchsia jewess ceo
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
fiercely-loyal location place of business
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
vengeful organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
claret comical area
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Shivering piazza
  06/30/25
cr
fiercely-loyal location place of business
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Silver Duck-like Pisswyrm Blood Rage
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Deranged flesh juggernaut orchestra pit
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
vengeful organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
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stirring out-of-control church
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Fuchsia jewess ceo
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Shivering piazza
  06/30/25
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magenta kitchen
  07/01/25
*bussy
red boyish resort tank
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Lascivious violet nursing home
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
thriller splenetic school
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
unhinged stimulating hominid voyeur
  06/30/25
fuck
Fuchsia jewess ceo
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
thriller splenetic school
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Hot Stag Film Headpube
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Fuchsia jewess ceo
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Deranged flesh juggernaut orchestra pit
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
fiercely-loyal location place of business
  06/30/25
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  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
useless razzle-dazzle yarmulke ape
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Twinkling fragrant center
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Topaz site international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
fiercely-loyal location place of business
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Twinkling fragrant center
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
stirring out-of-control church
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Twinkling fragrant center
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Dashing Chest-beating Coffee Pot Brunch
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
fiercely-loyal location place of business
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Titillating prole forum
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
mischievous masturbator fanboi
  06/30/25
tcr
stirring out-of-control church
  07/01/25
just jump
180 state personal credit line
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
fiercely-loyal location place of business
  06/30/25
...
electric navy parlor
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
milky demanding locus
  06/30/25
wow
fiercely-loyal location place of business
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
snowy doctorate
  06/30/25
JFC man
fiercely-loyal location place of business
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
copper striped hyena
  06/30/25
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180 state personal credit line
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Fuchsia jewess ceo
  06/30/25
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vengeful organic girlfriend
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  06/30/25
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Titillating prole forum
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
mischievous masturbator fanboi
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
useless razzle-dazzle yarmulke ape
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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Startling Institution
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  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
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  06/30/25
bro
fiercely-loyal location place of business
  06/30/25
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mischievous masturbator fanboi
  06/30/25
lol
stirring out-of-control church
  07/01/25
...
pearl free-loading water buffalo
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Submissive casino travel guidebook
  06/30/25
jfc
fiercely-loyal location place of business
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Silver Duck-like Pisswyrm Blood Rage
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Big meetinghouse national security agency
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
cocky hairraiser nibblets
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
stirring out-of-control church
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Submissive casino travel guidebook
  07/01/25
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Topaz site international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
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cocky hairraiser nibblets
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Startling Institution
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
misunderstood awkward base associate
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Deranged flesh juggernaut orchestra pit
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
fiercely-loyal location place of business
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Fuchsia jewess ceo
  06/30/25
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fiercely-loyal location place of business
  07/01/25
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amethyst appetizing lodge crotch
  07/01/25
lol
stirring out-of-control church
  07/01/25
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180 state personal credit line
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
galvanic shaky lettuce
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
vivacious clear feces box office
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Lavender insane theatre
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Exciting stain
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
self-absorbed abode
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
amethyst appetizing lodge crotch
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
razzmatazz jet ticket booth messiness
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
fiercely-loyal location place of business
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
stirring out-of-control church
  07/01/25
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fiercely-loyal location place of business
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
magenta kitchen
  07/01/25
😟
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  07/01/25
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filthy den
  07/01/25
holy shit
fiercely-loyal location place of business
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
amethyst appetizing lodge crotch
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
aquamarine hell
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Startling Institution
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Lascivious violet nursing home
  07/01/25
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fiercely-loyal location place of business
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Startling Institution
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Startling Institution
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
milky demanding locus
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Lascivious violet nursing home
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
fiercely-loyal location place of business
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Kink-friendly Azn Church Building
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
magenta kitchen
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Twisted impertinent hospital
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
fiercely-loyal location place of business
  07/06/25
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milky demanding locus
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
blathering mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
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cocky hairraiser nibblets
  07/06/25
lol
stirring out-of-control church
  07/07/25
wow
fiercely-loyal location place of business
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal location place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Hot Stag Film Headpube

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Buff Elite Karate Lay

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: brindle godawful wagecucks elastic band

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Ocher mind-boggling weed whacker cruise ship

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: charcoal aphrodisiac chad sound barrier

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Lascivious violet nursing home

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: bonkers maroon office gunner

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: copper striped hyena

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal location place of business

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Silver Duck-like Pisswyrm Blood Rage

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Infuriating Garrison

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Fuchsia jewess ceo

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal location place of business

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: vengeful organic girlfriend

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: claret comical area

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Shivering piazza

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal location place of business

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Silver Duck-like Pisswyrm Blood Rage

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Deranged flesh juggernaut orchestra pit

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: vengeful organic girlfriend

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: stirring out-of-control church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Fuchsia jewess ceo

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Shivering piazza

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: magenta kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: red boyish resort tank

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Lascivious violet nursing home

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: thriller splenetic school

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: unhinged stimulating hominid voyeur

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Fuchsia jewess ceo

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: thriller splenetic school

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Hot Stag Film Headpube

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Fuchsia jewess ceo

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Deranged flesh juggernaut orchestra pit

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal location place of business

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Citrine cowardly heaven idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: useless razzle-dazzle yarmulke ape

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Twinkling fragrant center

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Topaz site international law enforcement agency

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal location place of business

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Twinkling fragrant center

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: stirring out-of-control church

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Twinkling fragrant center

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Dashing Chest-beating Coffee Pot Brunch

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal location place of business

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Titillating prole forum

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: mischievous masturbator fanboi

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: stirring out-of-control church

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: 180 state personal credit line

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal location place of business

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: electric navy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: milky demanding locus

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal location place of business

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: snowy doctorate

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal location place of business

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: copper striped hyena

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: 180 state personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Fuchsia jewess ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: vengeful organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Big meetinghouse national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: cocky hairraiser nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Titillating prole forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: mischievous masturbator fanboi

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: useless razzle-dazzle yarmulke ape

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Lake station cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: magenta kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: passionate mood incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Iridescent indian lodge fortuitous meteor

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Startling Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: brindle godawful wagecucks elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: charcoal aphrodisiac chad sound barrier

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal location place of business

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: mischievous masturbator fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: stirring out-of-control church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: pearl free-loading water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Submissive casino travel guidebook

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal location place of business

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Silver Duck-like Pisswyrm Blood Rage

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Big meetinghouse national security agency

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: cocky hairraiser nibblets

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: stirring out-of-control church

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Submissive casino travel guidebook

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Topaz site international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: cocky hairraiser nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Startling Institution

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: misunderstood awkward base associate

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Deranged flesh juggernaut orchestra pit

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal location place of business

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Fuchsia jewess ceo

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal location place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: amethyst appetizing lodge crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: stirring out-of-control church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: 180 state personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: galvanic shaky lettuce

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: vivacious clear feces box office

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Lavender insane theatre

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Exciting stain

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: self-absorbed abode

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: amethyst appetizing lodge crotch

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz jet ticket booth messiness

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal location place of business

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: stirring out-of-control church

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal location place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: magenta kitchen

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: marvelous medicated fat ankles

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: filthy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal location place of business

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: amethyst appetizing lodge crotch

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: aquamarine hell

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Startling Institution

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Lascivious violet nursing home

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal location place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Startling Institution

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Startling Institution

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: milky demanding locus

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Lascivious violet nursing home

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal location place of business

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Azn Church Building

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: magenta kitchen

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Twisted impertinent hospital

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal location place of business

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: milky demanding locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: blathering mad-dog skullcap

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: cocky hairraiser nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: stirring out-of-control church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal location place of business

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078889)