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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Nighttime chad library
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Nighttime chad library
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
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  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Nighttime chad library
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
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  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
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  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
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  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
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i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Amber dysfunction church
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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what is a butt plug
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Ask her how she knew what they were.
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She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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180
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What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Nighttime chad library

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Nighttime chad library

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Nighttime chad library

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Nighttime chad library

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Nighttime chad library

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Amber dysfunction church

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Amber dysfunction church

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: citrine windowlicker old irish cottage

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Coral adventurous weed whacker

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: charcoal site



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: gold antidepressant drug forum



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: hairraiser impertinent institution famous landscape painting

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Coral adventurous weed whacker



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: fishy shrine crotch



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: ocher spectacular immigrant



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: gay stirring nowag

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac resort knife

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: trip disturbing theater

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: blue heady skinny woman

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: blue heady skinny woman

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: blue heady skinny woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Nighttime chad library

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Nighttime chad library

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Nighttime chad library

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Nighttime chad library

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Plum Yapping Bawdyhouse Generalized Bond



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: mint meetinghouse



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: charcoal site

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: apoplectic nofapping patrolman den



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: umber swollen box office international law enforcement agency

criminally underrated

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: ruddy mentally impaired menage

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: blue heady skinny woman

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

180 will do.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: green irate theatre



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: odious pit sandwich



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Coral adventurous weed whacker



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: histrionic mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Slimy zippy messiness hall

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Pearl sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Electric Internet-worthy Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Hyperactive senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: curious rigpig

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Sable irradiated hospital cumskin

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: white dragon

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: white dragon

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Mustard exciting national

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Sable irradiated hospital cumskin

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Amber dysfunction church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Swashbuckling selfie corner

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Pearl sweet tailpipe

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: blue heady skinny woman

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: umber swollen box office international law enforcement agency

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Coral adventurous weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Aqua kitty cat kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Aqua kitty cat kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Coral adventurous weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Hyperactive senate

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac resort knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: fishy shrine crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Greedy Goal In Life

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: chartreuse titillating organic girlfriend candlestick maker

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: chartreuse titillating organic girlfriend candlestick maker

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: chartreuse titillating organic girlfriend candlestick maker

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: chartreuse titillating organic girlfriend candlestick maker

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Crusty snowy piazza hunting ground

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: chartreuse titillating organic girlfriend candlestick maker

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: chartreuse titillating organic girlfriend candlestick maker

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: chartreuse titillating organic girlfriend candlestick maker

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Crusty snowy piazza hunting ground

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Sinister Whorehouse

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: chest-beating set police squad

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: chartreuse titillating organic girlfriend candlestick maker

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: chartreuse titillating organic girlfriend candlestick maker

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: chartreuse titillating organic girlfriend candlestick maker

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: trip disturbing theater

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: trip disturbing theater

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: lascivious hyperventilating nursing home

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: lascivious hyperventilating nursing home

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: chartreuse titillating organic girlfriend candlestick maker

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Vengeful aromatic spot



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: bull headed tantric stead coffee pot

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: claret bespoke national security agency

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: thriller mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house voyeur

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: clear chapel roast beef



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Carnelian Half-breed

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Low-t affirmative action

great thread

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: vigorous ungodly twinkling uncleanness church building

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Copper Geriatric Crackhouse Foreskin

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: charcoal site



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Dashing School Cafeteria



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: thriller mental disorder



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: razzmatazz mildly autistic dilemma tattoo



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: umber swollen box office international law enforcement agency

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Vengeful aromatic spot



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