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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Dead Chest-beating Gaming Laptop
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
violet boyish place of business
  03/02/24
...
Slate base
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Apoplectic Brunch
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Dead Chest-beating Gaming Laptop
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Apoplectic Brunch
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Dead Chest-beating Gaming Laptop
  03/02/24
lmao
Disgusting amber stead dog poop
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
bat-shit-crazy motley corn cake
  03/03/24
...
chrome underhanded mexican
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Massive mahogany gaping becky
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
big effete nursing home
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
big effete nursing home
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
bronze swashbuckling stage idiot
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Hot Theater Stage Quadroon
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Passionate flushed space
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
floppy impressive theatre turdskin
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Lime razzmatazz hairy legs
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Iridescent Parlor Newt
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Salmon blathering round eye
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
mentally impaired irradiated blood rage
  03/02/24
...
kink-friendly hospital mad-dog skullcap
  03/02/24
...
wild henna dilemma
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
kink-friendly hospital mad-dog skullcap
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
wild henna dilemma
  03/02/24
...
Disgusting amber stead dog poop
  03/03/24
...
Cerebral Walnut Field
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
Bat shit crazy wonderful double fault church building
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
emerald startled ratface den
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
emerald startled ratface den
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
soul-stirring cyan coldplay fan
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Apoplectic Brunch
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Carmine frisky bawdyhouse telephone
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
aromatic sooty trailer park
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
curious rambunctious corner boistinker
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
glittery mustard famous landscape painting
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
floppy impressive theatre turdskin
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Hot Theater Stage Quadroon
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Salmon blathering round eye
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
bronze swashbuckling stage idiot
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Salmon blathering round eye
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
flesh set circlehead
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
Flickering Range Generalized Bond
  03/03/24
"shit"
Iridescent Parlor Newt
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
laughsome spruce ape tanning salon
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
Jade stimulating scourge upon the earth hall
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
magical azure sanctuary
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
Tripping maniacal temple
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
Flickering Range Generalized Bond
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Beady-eyed senate jewess
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Misanthropic trust fund area
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
Hairraiser free-loading university
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
razzle-dazzle opaque shitlib plaza
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Concupiscible twinkling point
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
big effete nursing home
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
Massive mahogany gaping becky
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
Flickering Range Generalized Bond
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
crystalline windowlicker
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
crystalline windowlicker
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie
  03/11/24
...
Tan chapel cuckoldry
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
bronze swashbuckling stage idiot
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
bateful feces forum
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Salmon blathering round eye
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Salmon blathering round eye
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
Lime razzmatazz hairy legs
  03/11/24
...
bateful feces forum
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
crystalline windowlicker
  03/11/24
120
Racy slap-happy dysfunction
  03/11/24
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chrome underhanded mexican
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie
  03/12/24
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mind-boggling abode
  03/12/24
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contagious community account step-uncle's house
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
floppy impressive theatre turdskin
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
gaped station
  03/13/24
...
Smoky Patrolman Market
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
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  03/13/24
...
Slate base
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
gaped station
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
bateful feces forum
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
Slippery supple principal's office preventive strike
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Beady-eyed senate jewess
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Misanthropic trust fund area
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
Concupiscible twinkling point
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
Smoky Patrolman Market
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
Hot Theater Stage Quadroon
  03/13/24
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  03/14/24
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  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
gaped station
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
Cobalt Spot Rigor
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
Hot Theater Stage Quadroon
  03/16/24
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arousing turquoise locus
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
UN peacekeeper
  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
Slate base
  03/16/24
...
Tan chapel cuckoldry
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
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  03/16/24
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Insanely Creepy Razzle Gunner Mother
  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
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  03/16/24
Pulling for you
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  03/16/24
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bronze swashbuckling stage idiot
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
Misanthropic trust fund area
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
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  03/16/24
we're all for you
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
We here for you brother
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  03/16/24
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  03/17/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Dead Chest-beating Gaming Laptop

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: violet boyish place of business

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Slate base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Apoplectic Brunch

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Dead Chest-beating Gaming Laptop

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Apoplectic Brunch

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Dead Chest-beating Gaming Laptop

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Disgusting amber stead dog poop

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy motley corn cake

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: chrome underhanded mexican



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Massive mahogany gaping becky

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: big effete nursing home

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: big effete nursing home

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: bronze swashbuckling stage idiot

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Hot Theater Stage Quadroon

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Passionate flushed space

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: floppy impressive theatre turdskin

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz hairy legs

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Iridescent Parlor Newt

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Salmon blathering round eye

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: mentally impaired irradiated blood rage

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: kink-friendly hospital mad-dog skullcap



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: wild henna dilemma



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: kink-friendly hospital mad-dog skullcap

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: wild henna dilemma

the lack of answer is the answer

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Disgusting amber stead dog poop



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Cerebral Walnut Field



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy wonderful double fault church building

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: emerald startled ratface den

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: emerald startled ratface den

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring cyan coldplay fan

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Apoplectic Brunch

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Carmine frisky bawdyhouse telephone

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: aromatic sooty trailer park

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: curious rambunctious corner boistinker

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: glittery mustard famous landscape painting

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: floppy impressive theatre turdskin

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Hot Theater Stage Quadroon

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Salmon blathering round eye

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: bronze swashbuckling stage idiot

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Salmon blathering round eye

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: flesh set circlehead

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Flickering Range Generalized Bond

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Iridescent Parlor Newt

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: laughsome spruce ape tanning salon

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Jade stimulating scourge upon the earth hall

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: magical azure sanctuary

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Tripping maniacal temple

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Flickering Range Generalized Bond

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Beady-eyed senate jewess

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Misanthropic trust fund area

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser free-loading university

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle opaque shitlib plaza

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible twinkling point

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: big effete nursing home

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Massive mahogany gaping becky

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Flickering Range Generalized Bond

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: crystalline windowlicker

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: crystalline windowlicker

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Tan chapel cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: bronze swashbuckling stage idiot

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: bateful feces forum

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Salmon blathering round eye

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Salmon blathering round eye

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz hairy legs

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: bateful feces forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: crystalline windowlicker

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Racy slap-happy dysfunction

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: chrome underhanded mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: contagious community account step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: floppy impressive theatre turdskin

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: gaped station

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Smoky Patrolman Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Comical library bbw

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Slate base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: gaped station

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: bateful feces forum

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Slippery supple principal's office preventive strike

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed senate jewess

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Misanthropic trust fund area

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible twinkling point

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Smoky Patrolman Market

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Hot Theater Stage Quadroon

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Zombie-like Sneaky Criminal Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: cerise indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: maize self-centered office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Tan chapel cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: bull headed associate

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: floppy impressive theatre turdskin

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: gaped station

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Cobalt Spot Rigor

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Hot Theater Stage Quadroon

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: arousing turquoise locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Selfie

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Slate base

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Tan chapel cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac dun garrison useless brakes

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Razzle Gunner Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: angry reading party orchestra pit

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: confused vivacious kitty jap

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: bronze swashbuckling stage idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Misanthropic trust fund area

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Nofapping useless affirmative action address

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling abode

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Peach Home Chad

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Comical library bbw

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: crystalline windowlicker

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: translucent electric menage

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#49545077)