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Could you beat Disco Fries in finishing 2000 calorie meal then running 1 mile?

For $30M Platter will be slopped in front of you both at ...
Azure Laughsome Incel
  07/07/25
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Azure Laughsome Incel
  07/08/25
Depends entirely on what the food is. Both of those fat reta...
glittery ladyboy
  07/08/25
I am a huge fan of phonemos but this is the dumbest hypo in ...
Ungodly disturbing organic girlfriend
  07/08/25
Calories from eating poop does not count for the sake of the...
glittery ladyboy
  07/08/25
you ate 2000 calories of dried cum from a tradcaths asshole ...
Ungodly disturbing organic girlfriend
  07/08/25
Nope. But you do eat poop. Very cool and sophisticated.
glittery ladyboy
  07/08/25
You are very cool and interesting and the fact that your vir...
Ungodly disturbing organic girlfriend
  07/08/25
You’re just mad because poop eater month is over. A...
glittery ladyboy
  07/08/25
Oh Noam i don't normally fuck 5'7 men on the first date but ...
Ungodly disturbing organic girlfriend
  07/08/25
What’s so bad about eating poop? Shouldn’t you b...
glittery ladyboy
  07/08/25
She paid for Martin's Uber from jail so she could get fucked...
Ungodly disturbing organic girlfriend
  07/08/25
If it bothers you that much you know you can just stop eatin...
glittery ladyboy
  07/08/25
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bonkers gunner rehab
  07/08/25
You could take 8 hours to finish the 2000 cals and still win...
Slippery Nudist Plaza
  07/08/25
this seems impossible to lose, count me in
Contagious dead trailer park
  07/08/25
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sadistic wine elastic band ticket booth
  07/08/25
This is much more difficult than people are acknowledging. ...
vibrant flickering field hairy legs
  07/08/25
"Disco fries will be able to traverse the mile in 12 mi...
Contagious dead trailer park
  07/08/25
Yes. He walks a lot. On flat, even terrain, he can definit...
vibrant flickering field hairy legs
  07/08/25
he's like 8 feet tall, his stride is enormous
talking scarlet gaming laptop
  07/08/25
sure but he'll get winded after 10 of those strides
Contagious dead trailer park
  07/08/25
interpreting this hypo strictly this is impossible to lose b...
copper striped hyena gaping
  07/08/25


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Date: July 7th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Azure Laughsome Incel

For $30M

Platter will be slopped in front of you both at same moment and the judge waits a mile away

Throw TSINAH in as a third competitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id#49080255)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Azure Laughsome Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id#49081953)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: glittery ladyboy

Depends entirely on what the food is. Both of those fat retarded ogres eat weird disgusting shit. People that fat never eat anything normal and it’s always just gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id#49081959)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Ungodly disturbing organic girlfriend

I am a huge fan of phonemos but this is the dumbest hypo in the world given that DF is 700 pounds and probably doesnt have any bones left in his feet.

so the hypo involves sitting at a diner, slowly sucking on chicken wings, and then casually walking for ~roughly 22 minutes, where you pass by the cadaver of someone tattered by vultures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id#49081968)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: glittery ladyboy

Calories from eating poop does not count for the sake of the hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id#49082011)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Ungodly disturbing organic girlfriend

you ate 2000 calories of dried cum from a tradcaths asshole who wouldnt let you touch the other hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id#49082282)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: glittery ladyboy

Nope.

But you do eat poop. Very cool and sophisticated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id#49082420)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Ungodly disturbing organic girlfriend

You are very cool and interesting and the fact that your virgin tradcath fucked a 5'6 Albanian criminal, a repulsive ogre carsalesman, and the best, a geriatric jew, has nothing to do with you so stop taking this personally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id#49082732)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: glittery ladyboy

You’re just mad because poop eater month is over.

Also no way that albaninigger is that tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id#49082734)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Ungodly disturbing organic girlfriend

Oh Noam i don't normally fuck 5'7 men on the first date but you're so sooooo Jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id#49082746)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: glittery ladyboy

What’s so bad about eating poop? Shouldn’t you be proud?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id#49082757)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Ungodly disturbing organic girlfriend

She paid for Martin's Uber from jail so she could get fucked faster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id#49082767)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: glittery ladyboy

If it bothers you that much you know you can just stop eating poop, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id#49082768)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: bonkers gunner rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id#49082361)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Slippery Nudist Plaza

You could take 8 hours to finish the 2000 cals and still win. Disco Fats would have a heart attack if he tried to lug his corpulence that far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id#49081971)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Contagious dead trailer park

this seems impossible to lose, count me in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id#49082425)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: sadistic wine elastic band ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id#49082639)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: vibrant flickering field hairy legs

This is much more difficult than people are acknowledging. Disco fries will be able to traverse the mile in 12 minutes. Even granting that xo posters are all better-than-world-class athletes, I don't think they're going to do better than a 5 minute mile immediately after eating 2,000 calories. That means you need to eat the 2,000 calories meal no slower than 7 minutes slower then disco fries. There's a huge meal for a typical person, but you know disco fries will just hoover it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id#49082437)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Contagious dead trailer park

"Disco fries will be able to traverse the mile in 12 minutes."

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id#49082446)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: vibrant flickering field hairy legs

Yes. He walks a lot. On flat, even terrain, he can definitely do a 12 minute mile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id#49082593)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: talking scarlet gaming laptop

he's like 8 feet tall, his stride is enormous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id#49082597)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Contagious dead trailer park

sure but he'll get winded after 10 of those strides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id#49082750)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: copper striped hyena gaping

interpreting this hypo strictly this is impossible to lose because disco fries cannot *run* a mile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2...id#49082600)