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How much commissary would you get for your gf in jail?

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cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster
  07/26/25
how much did your bf get for you?
Marvelous awkward point
  07/26/25
(Subject matter expert)
charismatic deranged church building
  07/26/25
Absolutely wild that the pauper retard walks ITT w no self a...
Duck-like Boyish Base Dragon
  07/26/25
Beyond belief
cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster
  07/26/25
DUAL subject matter expert, actually
cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster
  07/26/25
TRIPLE actually - see cookie section
charismatic deranged church building
  07/26/25
LOL
cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster
  07/26/25
Wrong. Nobody got him commissary.
well-lubricated persian
  07/26/25
How much are shoelaces on the inside? The good ones that sta...
turquoise beta mexican
  07/26/25
Not in the catalog
cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster
  07/26/25
How much is commissary and what can she get
Lemon market main people
  07/26/25
See my order below
cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster
  07/26/25
If my wife goes to prison I am divorcing her ass
turquoise beta mexican
  07/26/25
imagine all the ass you'll get post-divorce
orchid office brethren
  07/26/25
tbf, probably not as much as his wife.
nudist razzmatazz nursing home chad
  07/26/25
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orchid office brethren
  07/26/25
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cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster
  07/26/25
It displays: (QTY) Total cost So for example 16 Snicke...
cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster
  07/26/25
Aren’t you putting a target on her that she’s go...
shivering cracking dingle berry
  07/26/25
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cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster
  07/26/25
Meth? STDs?
charismatic deranged church building
  07/26/25
No STDs and she doesn't sell ass. She's a pro burglar
cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster
  07/26/25
Can you bail her out? Put $100 on it per month I guess, may ...
razzle-dazzle codepig meetinghouse
  07/26/25
She's in way too much trouble, the judge didnt give her bail...
cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster
  07/26/25
Is it hard being with a woman who splits her time between yo...
turquoise beta mexican
  07/26/25
Yeah
cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster
  07/26/25
The maximum. But more importantly I'd also send the maximum ...
Buff milk
  07/26/25
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cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster
  07/26/25
You're going to have to put enough on the "payroll"...
ebony aphrodisiac state fanboi
  07/26/25
It's like $100 per month per head. I'd put her whole unit o...
Buff milk
  07/26/25
At this point isn't it easier to just hire a "civilian&...
ebony aphrodisiac state fanboi
  07/26/25
What? I'm contemplating what I'd do to protect my beloved w...
Buff milk
  07/26/25
This is non-responsive because the thread topic specifically...
ebony aphrodisiac state fanboi
  07/26/25
This is a good point and I appreciate the constructive feedb...
Buff milk
  07/26/25
Zuckerberg jerking off to the photos your jail gf sent to CH...
ebony aphrodisiac state fanboi
  07/26/25
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charismatic deranged church building
  07/26/25
Any appliances, clothing, etc in the catalog
Razzle Crimson Boiling Water
  07/26/25
Nothing at all. Barely any toiletries
cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster
  07/26/25
How often can you talk on the phone? And how much does that...
Razzle Crimson Boiling Water
  07/26/25
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cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster
  07/26/25
Interesting. Years ago I was offered a job at a startup that...
Razzle Crimson Boiling Water
  07/26/25
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cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster
  07/26/25
Wish you all the best man. Read what you posted before and y...
Razzle Crimson Boiling Water
  07/26/25
In this hypo, is this my wife or do I have a sidepiece that ...
bonkers theatre
  07/26/25
cq
Trust If Aryan
  07/30/25
It clearly says it's your gf. But also, you don't understan...
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.;;;
  07/30/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132155)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Marvelous awkward point

how much did your bf get for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132158)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:23 AM
Author: charismatic deranged church building

(Subject matter expert)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Duck-like Boyish Base Dragon

Absolutely wild that the pauper retard walks ITT w no self awareness to setup this DUNK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132273)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster

Beyond belief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132278)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster

DUAL subject matter expert, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132314)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: charismatic deranged church building

TRIPLE actually - see cookie section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132338)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132361)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: well-lubricated persian

Wrong. Nobody got him commissary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49133291)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: turquoise beta mexican

How much are shoelaces on the inside? The good ones that stay tied and won’t come undone in court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132390)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster

Not in the catalog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132393)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: Lemon market main people

How much is commissary and what can she get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132248)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster

See my order below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132378)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: turquoise beta mexican

If my wife goes to prison I am divorcing her ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132254)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: orchid office brethren

imagine all the ass you'll get post-divorce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132268)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: nudist razzmatazz nursing home chad

tbf, probably not as much as his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132320)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: orchid office brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132636)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132280)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster

It displays:

(QTY) Total cost

So for example 16 Snickers bars for a total of 18.72 (like 1.10 per bar which is a steal) but it doesn't display individual item cost

They only allow $100 per month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132289)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: shivering cracking dingle berry

Aren’t you putting a target on her that she’s got connections to money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132298)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132306)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: charismatic deranged church building

Meth? STDs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132342)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster

No STDs and she doesn't sell ass.

She's a pro burglar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132365)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle codepig meetinghouse

Can you bail her out? Put $100 on it per month I guess, may need to sleep less to free up the cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132303)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster

She's in way too much trouble, the judge didnt give her bail.

Plus wouldn't i basically lose that money once she fails to appear? Better that the time she's in right now counts as time served.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132311)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: turquoise beta mexican

Is it hard being with a woman who splits her time between you and the penal institution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132316)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132326)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: Buff milk

The maximum. But more importantly I'd also send the maximum to her cellie or whatever other friend(s) she identified as being crucial to her well being

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132347)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132363)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: ebony aphrodisiac state fanboi

You're going to have to put enough on the "payroll" to protect her, otherwise she'll just be extorted by tougher girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132364)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Buff milk

It's like $100 per month per head. I'd put her whole unit on payroll and find the guards wives and give them no-show jobs at my business if that's what it took.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132367)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: ebony aphrodisiac state fanboi

At this point isn't it easier to just hire a "civilian" girl who ISN'T in prison to be your concubine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132370)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Buff milk

What? I'm contemplating what I'd do to protect my beloved wife if she went away for murdering someone who totally had it coming or whatever. I could be $5,000 a month into her protection and probably still come out ahead financially compared to her being free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132377)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: ebony aphrodisiac state fanboi

This is non-responsive because the thread topic specifically says "gf." Wife is a totally different equation wtf bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132387)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Buff milk

This is a good point and I appreciate the constructive feedback brother. Life experience blinders you sometimes and I can no longer fathom having a girlfriend

The correct answer to this precise hypo is "lol, nothing" or if they're only in for a short stint and great in bed "the single person maximum, because it's immaterial"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132403)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: ebony aphrodisiac state fanboi

Zuckerberg jerking off to the photos your jail gf sent to CHAD while you were sending her commissary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132349)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: charismatic deranged church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132353)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Razzle Crimson Boiling Water

Any appliances, clothing, etc in the catalog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132373)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster

Nothing at all. Barely any toiletries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132374)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Razzle Crimson Boiling Water

How often can you talk on the phone? And how much does that cost?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132384)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132388)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Razzle Crimson Boiling Water

Interesting. Years ago I was offered a job at a startup that automated inmate phone calls for local governments. They got a cut of the fees and I remember them being high. Seemed shitty.

How long have you two been together? Are you still together or is she with someone else skeezy now and you are just being a good guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132399)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring hissy fit toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132431)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Razzle Crimson Boiling Water

Wish you all the best man. Read what you posted before and you already know everything others would say. Take care of yourself and remember you can’t fix everything and everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49132647)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: bonkers theatre

In this hypo, is this my wife or do I have a sidepiece that somehow ended in jail and I'm worried about her spilling the beans to my wife and therefore have a tremendous incentive to get her stuff from the commissary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49133585)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49142562)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.;;; ( )


It clearly says it's your gf. But also, you don't understand how parasites work, if you pay her off she'll just be back for more money. You're way better off paying some other bitch in the prison to shank her to death, thus guaranteeing her permanent silence. Honestly, how can you be on XO and not understand how women work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2...id#49143354)