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What kind of asset is being purchased?
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I was 11 on Thanksgiving 1992. Just started jr high.
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I saw Passenger 57 in the theater. Also Home Alone 2.
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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:31 AM
Author: misanthropic vivacious dysfunction

You’ve been playing with your brothers and a couple of neighborhood boys in the woods lining the ravine at the edge of your neighborhood at the fort you built out there and then played a touch football game across the lawns of your three houses. Mom pulls up in the Ford Aerostar and pulls a couple of pizza boxes and a couple of VHS rentals out of the back of the van. She calls you over. It’s pepperoni pizza or cheese pizza, iced tea, and Backdraft (1991) for the evening. You beg mom to let Brian and James stay for a sleepover down in the basement where you can lay out sleeping bags in front of the TV. She says yes.

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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:58 AM
Author: irradiated cuckold

Thanksgiving 2020: You visit home and are out for a walk with your mask on. You stop by the old ravine at the edge of your neighborhood where you used to play. It looks so much smaller now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41403105)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:00 AM
Author: misanthropic vivacious dysfunction



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:15 AM
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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:57 PM
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Date: November 21st, 2020 2:04 AM
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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:48 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2020 7:19 AM
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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: puce garrison

Hahaha

*Leaps headfirst into ravine*

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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:39 AM
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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:58 AM
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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:35 PM
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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:59 PM
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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:59 AM
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Date: November 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:23 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:24 PM
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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:42 AM
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Date: November 26th, 2025 12:21 AM
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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:51 AM
Author: adulterous lascivious factory reset button

I get just as much satisfaction out of a 12 hour day redlining Asset Purchase Agreements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402432)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:55 AM
Author: misanthropic vivacious dysfunction

What kind of asset is being purchased?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402445)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:03 AM
Author: violet theatre candlestick maker

All of the assets, tangible and intangible, which are used or useful in the business operations of the Seller and as more specifically defined hereinafter.

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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:06 AM
Author: Honey-headed spectacular church building

oooooo this one sounds good.

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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:10 AM
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: Duck-like boyish whorehouse boiling water



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Date: November 15th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: provocative autistic coffee pot antidepressant drug



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:11 AM
Author: Marvelous pit famous landscape painting

primarily or exclusively used? Backdraft didn't have this much plotline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402509)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: adulterous lascivious factory reset button

UNNNNGHHHHH

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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: provocative autistic coffee pot antidepressant drug



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: talented coiffed space kitty

Funny that's what I'm doing right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402708)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:07 AM
Author: adulterous lascivious factory reset button

Hi Muscadine,

Sorry to rush you but it turns out we really need to close before Thanksgiving. Seller is threatening to walk away if we don't.

Thx,

Client

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402766)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: talented coiffed space kitty

I just received an addendum from the other attorney for the non-compete that I drafted. The addendum says: Seller may work in the restricted area during the restricted time in his chosen profession notwithstanding the non-compete.

I call the other attorney, and state, you understand that this addendum completely negates the entire non-compete? Other attorney says that he will have to get back with me.

It's so stupid, I'm not even mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402789)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: fluffy metal toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402999)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: provocative autistic coffee pot antidepressant drug



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Date: November 20th, 2020 12:35 PM
Author: Slap-happy Painfully Honest Brunch

happy thanksgiving!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41403799)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: adulterous lascivious factory reset button



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: provocative autistic coffee pot antidepressant drug



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: adulterous lascivious factory reset button

One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41404671)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: provocative autistic coffee pot antidepressant drug



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: orange histrionic bawdyhouse



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: transparent meetinghouse



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: provocative autistic coffee pot antidepressant drug

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49432130)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Motley offensive location

damn it we had ravines and forts in the woods too, even a waterfall. Someone a long time before dug out a fort-style trench in the woods and laid fiberglass sheets over it. We would go in a group of like 5-6 bros, and all of our dogs came along. Great times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402486)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:09 AM
Author: Mind-boggling federal main people

Skip to the gay part.

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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: Rebellious lodge



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Date: November 14th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: provocative autistic coffee pot antidepressant drug



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:16 AM
Author: fluffy metal toaster

180. Backdraft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402523)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:17 AM
Author: Underhanded aqua business firm

you go, we go

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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:21 AM
Author: slimy state faggotry

I just remember the ride in Universal Studios where you are in a warehouse and the whole thing goes up in flames.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402539)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: orange histrionic bawdyhouse

Same. It was fucking AMAZING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402675)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:19 AM
Author: swashbuckling pocket flask azn

I sound kinda gay in this story. Especially for a high school senior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402533)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:22 AM
Author: misanthropic vivacious dysfunction

I was 11 on Thanksgiving 1992. Just started jr high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402541)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: swashbuckling pocket flask azn

Being six years older, I won't judge you harshly for sharing a sleeping bag with Brian and James, even if all three of you were naked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402550)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:52 AM
Author: outnumbered indigo area liquid oxygen

Being eight years older, I will judge him. The little faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402690)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:53 AM
Author: swashbuckling pocket flask azn

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402696)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:36 AM
Author: tan disturbing legal warrant feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402958)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:21 AM
Author: outnumbered indigo area liquid oxygen

I am in bootcamp, near the end. The cafeteria tries to do something special, but it is just off. There are trays of turkey, pre-cut, and bread rolls, and cans of cranberry sauce. The poorly whisked clumpy gravy is spread over my plate. It's my first Thanksgiving away from my family, but certainly not the last. I still have two weeks left of dealing with this bullshit. After the meal, we're allowed to go back to the barracks and relax for a bit. But the respite is shortlived. In order to maintain order, the Company Commander's burst into the barracks and force everyone to do pushups and situps until the roof condensation leaks onto the floor. The condensation is directly a result of fattened up men sweating profusely. Why the fuck did I join the military, I ask quietly to myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402537)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:23 AM
Author: Silver Jet-lagged Associate

How old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402545)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:41 AM
Author: outnumbered indigo area liquid oxygen

47

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402623)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: Silver Jet-lagged Associate

Good synergy with your screen name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402747)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:07 AM
Author: misanthropic vivacious dysfunction

I’m pretty sure that’s dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402761)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Silver Jet-lagged Associate

Sorry. I am a new member of this message board and do not understand who "dirte" is. I hope it is a callback to that hilarious David Spade movie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41404263)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:46 PM
Author: misanthropic vivacious dysfunction

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41404304)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:52 PM
Author: Silver Jet-lagged Associate

Is that a disease?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41404356)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:40 PM
Author: outnumbered indigo area liquid oxygen

he's calling you a Jew and telling you to Go Back To Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41404756)



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Date: November 25th, 2020 9:42 AM
Author: Silver Jet-lagged Associate

But I never lived in Israel and am not Jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41433803)



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Date: November 25th, 2020 9:42 AM
Author: outnumbered indigo area liquid oxygen

GBTI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41433813)



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Date: November 25th, 2020 9:44 AM
Author: Silver Jet-lagged Associate

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41433828)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: orange histrionic bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402678)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: provocative autistic coffee pot antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49427629)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:23 AM
Author: talented coiffed space kitty

Week of Thanksgiving, 1992, I just finished my JV season of high school (MVP of team as linebacker and offensive lineman). I was 14, 5'10, 185 lbs, ripped. I was hooking up with this fat girl who was a senior who had enormous tits and we would fuck while her parents were downstairs. She would occasionally cry during sex because she said she felt bad about how young I was (she was 18). She didn't have a license because she got a DUI so her friend would come and pick me up in her dirty 240SX.

I don't know why we stopped hooking up, but this was just an early sophomore year thing.

I cherish these memories, as I rarely have sex anymore (although I did get Wife sex yesterday, which was really good, although that's only #2 for the year).

I love my kids, but man what would I give to do it all over again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402547)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: swashbuckling pocket flask azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402553)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: misanthropic vivacious dysfunction

Dayum. I’m the same as you, except I was never a jock, but I definitely hooked up with dem overweight girls in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402555)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: talented coiffed space kitty

I loved them, and I did it quietly because I didn't want the cool girls to get down on me. I knew that the cheerleader types were the girls I was supposed to date, but what just drove me nuts was those girls with big asses and huge tits. The girl from this story, I would grab her ass and it was just huge and soft, and the sight of her tits would make my mouth go dry. I never felt that way about the thin girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402587)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:49 AM
Author: primrose international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402668)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: swashbuckling pocket flask azn

Hmm, I always pictured you as a white guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402677)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: talented coiffed space kitty

Swedish heritage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402781)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: provocative autistic coffee pot antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49427641)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:38 AM
Author: talented coiffed space kitty

Calabasas, man what a place to grow up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402613)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:07 AM
Author: outnumbered indigo area liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41403173)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: provocative autistic coffee pot antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49427643)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:28 AM
Author: Aromatic chocolate stead multi-billionaire

https://movieweb.com/movies/1992/november/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402567)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: misanthropic vivacious dysfunction

At this age I never went and saw new releases at the movie theater. Not until high school. If I went to a theater at all, it was always older releases at the dollar theater.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402585)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:39 AM
Author: Aromatic chocolate stead multi-billionaire

Still, remembering ads for HA2 on tv, people buzzing like idiots about that shitty Dracula movie, etc, really brings me back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402617)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: outnumbered indigo area liquid oxygen

The bodyguard soundtrack was huge. Couldn't go anywhere without hearing that Whitney Houston song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402685)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:56 AM
Author: Aromatic chocolate stead multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402700)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:56 AM
Author: misanthropic vivacious dysfunction

This. It was the anthem for Winter ‘92 going into ‘93.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402703)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: Submissive nighttime becky

I saw Passenger 57 in the theater.

Also Home Alone 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41403144)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:40 AM
Author: Appetizing Menage

Remember when thanksgiving used to be a big movie week? Movies would come out Tuesday night IIRC so dads and kids could go to the movies Wednesday while mom stayed home and cooked. I’m pretty sure this is the week new Bond films usually came out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402618)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Aromatic chocolate stead multi-billionaire

Rocky IV came out on that day - fuck libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41403782)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: provocative autistic coffee pot antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49433991)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:43 AM
Author: Exhilarant Deranged Piazza Stock Car

Ravines, creeks, forts in the woods. REAL American youths. Things east coast liberals were denied and will never understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402636)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: orange histrionic bawdyhouse

TRIGGERED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402672)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: swashbuckling pocket flask azn

(guy who definitely got naked with Brian and James)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402683)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: shivering pale parlor

The construction paper headband with feathers you wore to play an Indian in the school reenactment of the first Thanksgiving is stuffed in the bottom of your bookbag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402709)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: outnumbered indigo area liquid oxygen

It says 92, not 82

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402903)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:32 AM
Author: misanthropic vivacious dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402926)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: provocative autistic coffee pot antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49427642)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:08 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle lemon range travel guidebook

later that night your uncle walks into your bedroom and unzips his pants...you stare at it with surprise and desire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402774)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: misanthropic vivacious dysfunction

changed up my moniker for a little more poast/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402812)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:56 AM
Author: Thriller hilarious keepsake machete dilemma

this is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41403098)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:02 AM
Author: Submissive nighttime becky

*Purchases 5,000 shares of Apple for 50 cents a piece with money I made over summer*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41403137)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:45 AM
Author: Exciting Pervert

(oldmo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48355318)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:49 PM
Author: racy weed whacker nursing home

Lol remember Backdraft. Mods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41404329)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:03 PM
Author: dead hairraiser gunner

40 minutes of thanksgiving 1992 TV commercials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPasr4VFerw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41404462)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:51 AM
Author: Buck-toothed charcoal fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41409313)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: provocative autistic coffee pot antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49430177)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:36 PM
Author: Medicated bespoke voyeur locale

there are some old motherfuckers on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41404730)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:32 AM
Author: outnumbered indigo area liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41409210)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:33 AM
Author: trip hairless striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41409212)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: provocative autistic coffee pot antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49427631)



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Date: November 25th, 2020 7:18 AM
Author: misanthropic vivacious dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41433261)



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Date: August 20th, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: adulterous lascivious factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#42982587)



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Date: August 20th, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: provocative autistic coffee pot antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#42982593)



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Date: August 20th, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: provocative autistic coffee pot antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#42982590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 4:23 AM
Author: arousing field brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#47089152)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 7:28 AM
Author: misanthropic vivacious dysfunction

It's 2023, you wake up at 3:35 AM on Thanksgiving day because you just had a dream of an unanswered client email. You check your phone beside you in the dark. Sure enough. It's an emergency, or maybe not, but you assume that it is because your mind is racing and you won't be able to go to sleep anyway. You go into the office in your house and you start hammering away at the keys on your laptop. Those emails to the clients won't write themselves! Who needs a holiday you think to yourself! I got this. I am the master of my universe. I am a good lawyer, goddamnit. Always responsive! Always on call! As you are hammering away, you realize you made a mistake and you have to recall an email message, you fire off another missive to the client about how you are seeking out resolution "immediately." Before you can hit send though, the VPN connection goes out and you have to reboot. Then your laptop needs updates. You decide to reboot and shower while you are getting back to where you left off. After the shower you finally get the message out. The fire drill should be done for the day!

You still can't sleep though. Even though the emails are down for now. You check the turkey and its dry brine. It still looks kind of frozen. You empty the dishwasher. You curse your wife for putting the knives in there. HANDWASHING ONLY WITH THE SHARP KNIVES!!! The dishes are done so you check the laundry. There's a lot to fold. You make coffee. You fold the laundry. There's no quieting the agitation in your soul though.

You calculate your net worth and that leaves you depressed. You wonder if the trash people will be around today to empty the bins and you decide to go put your trash out by the street just in case (knowing full well that they will never come).

As you come in from the cold you pour some coffee and you start to poast. You wonder why you can no longer feel anything remotely resembling joy and you seek out the understanding of your new friends, all of whom hide behind monikers on the internet.

Einfuehlung never comes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#47089231)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:44 AM
Author: puce garrison

I don't recall writing this post and yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48355313)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: provocative autistic coffee pot antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49430050)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: misanthropic vivacious dysfunction

This is my life down to the last detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48355351)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: purple multi-colored hospital yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48355813)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:59 AM
Author: transparent meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48356064)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:34 AM
Author: arousing field brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48355287)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Dashing Aquamarine National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48355293)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:48 AM
Author: adulterous lascivious factory reset button

I can't do this today. No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48355321)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: provocative autistic coffee pot antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49427630)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:02 AM
Author: Know-it-all degenerate

Don’t forget Survivor Series 1992. Highlights:

- Undertaker vs. Kamala in a casket match

- Big Boss Man vs. Nailz in a “nightstick on a pole” match

- Randy Savage and Mr. Perfect vs. Ric Flair and Razor Ramon

- WWF champion Bret Hart vs. IC champion Shawn Michaels

Bret beat Shawn with the sharpshooter and celebrated with Santa Claus afterwards.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48355347)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 10:56 AM
Author: Know-it-all degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48355744)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: provocative autistic coffee pot antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49427647)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: translucent nowag

we get home from blockbuster with a freshly rented SNES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48356054)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: provocative autistic coffee pot antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49427648)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: provocative autistic coffee pot antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49429864)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: razzle den indirect expression

You can recapture 20-30% of this joy by having kids and seeing them experience it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49433801)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: provocative autistic coffee pot antidepressant drug

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49433864)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: misanthropic vivacious dysfunction

Is this one of my classic threads at this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49433805)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: provocative autistic coffee pot antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49433839)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49461082)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49461437)