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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

I've been with her for 8 years now.

We're going to do a courthouse wedding in early December, to maximize tax benefits.

She's going to sell her house, pay off mine and we're both going to retire this next year. This will be her last year of teaching, and my last year of spending half the year away at work in the arctic.

Life is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308043)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Lilac Stock Car Dingle Berry

If you worked harder in your 20s you would be fine. Whatever though best outcome for a 30s mo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308044)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

She's 46 and I'm 52. Not too shabby since I lost everything in my divorce a little over a decade ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308058)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Ebony Brunch

Gen X: The Poast

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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: saffron passionate son of senegal



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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:01 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:53 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:33 AM
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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Carnelian Meetinghouse



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:24 AM
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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: marvelous stage



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Odious azure international law enforcement agency pervert



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: filthy step-uncle's house



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Pungent fishy karate



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: spectacular white organic girlfriend



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: godawful corn cake

Who popped the question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308046)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

I never actually proposed. I just told her over the phone, "so, I bought that ring, we should probably do this before year end."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308061)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: godawful corn cake

Alpha and romantic

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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

I emailed her the email of the ring purchase and she replied: "I accept :)"

Second marriages are generally less romantic and more pragmatic. I haven't felt butterflies since my twenties.

Even though it sounds sad, I'm actually really happy and content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308247)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Orchid patrolman feces

That's sweet but a little bit of effort once in a while goes a long way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308527)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: rusted pit fortuitous meteor

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: Exciting Locale Kitty



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: seedy stage psychic

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: vengeful friendly grandma affirmative action



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed public bath codepig

expected TSINAH

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Clear bawdyhouse



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: saffron passionate son of senegal

He and the HOG will be perpetual "fiances" like the black people he disdains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308193)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed public bath codepig



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:09 AM
Author: Clear bawdyhouse

Some autist good at searching this shitbort should make a "FAILED TURNING POINTS OF TSINAH'S ENGAGEMENT" thread. Their wedding and babby has been six months away for three years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308641)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: excitant indigo filthpig parlour

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: vengeful friendly grandma affirmative action



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: 180 greedy base

180 congrats

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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

TY

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: vengeful friendly grandma affirmative action



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: razzle hospital

180, congrats!

Livestream of ceremony for xo? Just make sure it’s not during an EPAH hearing or ragnus job interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308062)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

There's not even going to be a ceremony. We're probably just going to have a BBQ and have a few friends over. Far more pragmatic than romantic at our ages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308069)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: razzle hospital

Ok fine just turn your ring camera to face the bbq.

Serious congrats - hope things are good all around. Your kids in HS now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308075)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

I have a freshman and and a junior. I'll be retiring as the older one is graduating and the younger is entering junior year. Both of their college accounts are fully funded. The youngest has eyes on service academies. She was running DII college times as an 8th grader in track, but you just never know what's going to happen to girls bodies as they develop. Her genetics are narrow hips and small boobs. Great for a runner, not great for giving me grandbabies one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308244)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: iridescent cracking preventive strike locus

congrats. and brother, respectfully, she sounds plenty capable of giving you grandchildren. service academies seem like an interesting environment for a woman, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308830)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: vengeful friendly grandma affirmative action



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy frozen rigpig

i'll even be respectful and mute my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308854)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Sinister violet useless brakes range

Congrats?

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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

She's really excited about the wedding, I'm excited to retire. We keep running the numbers and scenarios and we don't see why we're still working.

I do love her, and she loves me, but it's more about compatibility and compromise. She takes care of me and is really fun to be around.

We're looking forward to traveling in the winter for months once my youngest graduates in two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308072)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: razzle hospital

Can’t really go through something much worse than you did, so she passes the test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308076)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed public bath codepig

this is one of the saddest things ive ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308077)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Orchid patrolman feces

As someone happily married for over 20 years, sounds 180 cr to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308245)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: offensive thriller clown den

Do you ever buttfuck her?

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Sienna Supple Sound Barrier Fat Ankles

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: offensive thriller clown den

I thought I remembered him saying he did, or at least he had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308101)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

First date anal. She's my little anal sex turtle. She showed up in her ratchet motorhome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308233)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: offensive thriller clown den

how fat is she? she's just kinda thick, right, and not really fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308326)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

She played D1 college soccer and was the Gatorade soccer player of the year in hs. She has skinny wrists and ankles, but a little bit of a gut. I was once a really good athlete, but nobody would ever guess that looking at me now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309158)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Talented Death Wish

Man you got me catching feeling rn with that sweet talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308853)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: flickering honey-headed lettuce fanboi

Congratulations, brother! Excellent news! So happy for you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308097)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: bearded foreskin rehab

180, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308099)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Laughsome hateful famous landscape painting school

Laughed out loud but not unreasonable to request

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308104)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

Personally, I don't care about Palestinians or arabs in general, but what Israel is doing and has done is nothing short of evil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308236)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: rusted pit fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309172)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Pungent fishy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309933)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: crystalline candlestick maker tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49313714)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: godawful corn cake

Also is she even overweight anymore

You know you could just put her on ozempic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308108)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: razzle hospital

She wasn’t even that big before tbh. His ex is/was fucking hot, so the bar was set extremely high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308160)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: Aromatic Embarrassed To The Bone Giraffe Casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308122)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Lascivious adulterous kitchen

180 congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308145)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: bisexual theatre

180, man, congratulations. That’s an absolute batch of good news all at once. Things falling into place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308147)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Charcoal institution round eye

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308152)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: floppy lay

Are you cancer free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308161)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

5 years cancer free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308238)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: violent heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308551)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: floppy lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309358)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49310191)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: diverse mauve crackhouse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308168)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: saffron passionate son of senegal

DON'T DO IT.

I'm 100% fucking serious. You fell for it once, don't do this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308195)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Sinister violet useless brakes range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308213)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

Meh, if it fails, I'll be fine. She can only get what she brought into the marriage and we have a prenup. If it fails, I'll just move to Thailand and live like a king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308240)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: marvelous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309152)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Orchid patrolman feces

Congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308248)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Exciting Locale Kitty

Congrats!

Net worth? I'm getting closer to my net worth exceeding 33x my annual spend, but feel nervous about that being enough to retire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308296)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

Combined, roughly 5 mm with free healthcare. It's tough to value inflation adjusted pensions though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308307)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Puce stain

How did you get to 5mil as an oil rig worker? I'm thinking for me 5mil might also be the retirement number. At that level could live off qqqi and btci

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308633)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: iridescent cracking preventive strike locus

in the same vein, is this like 4/1 her/you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308835)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

I'm worth about 3.5, she's worth about 1.5. We each have million dollar homes with mortgages around 250 each. Homes purchased much cheaper around 2010. She has a teacher's pension of $4,200 a month, my Tax free VA disability check is $4,500. I'm guessing her pension is worth around 1.1mm, and my VA is about 1.5 mm. My 401k is currently around 1.4 mm. I probably have 600K in vehicles, boats, guns, etc. Neither of us have any debt, and we both have free healthcare. Kids college is paid for. I'm sure I'm missing something, but we're fine and can live on the pension income alone. I know I'm just an oilfield worker, but I've averaged about 250-300K a year for the last decade. Certainly not wealthy, but it's afforded me a really good lifestyle.

If anyone can think of a reason why I shouldn't retire, let me know. I get zero satisfaction from working and would be much more fulfilled by enjoying my hobbies. Fat GF will probably substitute teach whenever she feels like it. I'm not sure how we stack up to many other retirees, but I'd imagine we're in the top 10% of all retirees. I'm literally the dumbest poaster to ever contribute here, so I don't know how I ended up with a top 10% outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309179)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: razzle hospital

Just do it and live life. The people who are miserable in retirement are those who have no hobbies or are alone. You are neither of these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309190)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

I agree. People at work think I'm crazy to give up an easy 250K job where we only work half the year. I just tell them that I'm good financially, and I'm ready to start living. The two big issues most people have retiring early is the 10% penalty for 401K/IRA withdrawals and healthcare cost. I have neither of those worries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309196)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Puce stain

Do you work days 14on/14off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309368)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

Yes, but I also get 3 weeks of PTO a year, so, I actually only end up working about 4.5 months a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309462)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Costumed comical parlor

Seems difficult to give up this form of a sinecure at that salary and your gf is presumably accustomed to the living arrangement

But you should retire, congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309484)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

We will have more disposable income in retirement than we currently have, after combining households. Sinecure be damned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309508)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Fragrant church

He's not alone now because his kids are still in school and living under his roof.

The day is quickly coming where this will no longer be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309416)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

I have a rich inner life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309466)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Fragrant church

I sure hope so because you get a certain amount of socialization from your work too. That's gonna be gone.

Kids gone, coworkers gone. Just you and your fat wife.

The trouble with retiring early is that you might realize that your lack of productivity is causing problems but you're going to be *extremely* hesitant to go back to work. Because working does in fact suck. And you're not going to want to go back because you're not going to make as much because of dat resume gap.

Not saying you shouldn't quit that oilfield stuff because that doesn't seem like something that a reasonably wealthy aging cancer survivor should be beating himself up with. But I do think you should give a ton of thought as to how you can do things that will maintain a sense of accomplishment. And unless you're going to dive pretty hard into volunteerism, that means work.

IIRC you have an accounting background. Maybe hang a shingle and do tax? The weather is fairly shit from January to April so it's not like you're gonna spend a ton of time outside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309570)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

I'm never going to work another day in my life.

Between Men's beer league hockey, men's night golf, fishing trips, skiing, apres skiing, and traveling, I don't think I'll want for any more socialization than I already get. My home is on a very social lake where we're basically drinking at the fire/pontooning every evening and playing on jetskis and ski boats all day.

Fat GF and I also have a pretty deep bucket list of things we want to do: Spring training AZ & FL, Kentucky Derby, Fenway, sailing, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49310155)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Sinister violet useless brakes range

If you’re smart that is not even remotely hard to do during a time period where the stock market 5x’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49311033)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Sinister violet useless brakes range

Lmao, tell us more about losing everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49311030)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: duck-like faggot firefighter garrison

Congratulations, Dirte. Come visit in Phoenix in the winter. Oh, if it doesn’t work out Tommy T will be waiting for you in Thailand. You can replicate that first date anal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308332)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Well-lubricated turquoise wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308498)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Talented Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308846)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

Friend, I would love to meet up with you. GF and I were just talking about heading to AZ for some spring training games. Also, my cousin is dating a star on the Diamondbacks, we thought that would be a fun time getting to meet him and catching a game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309189)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: duck-like faggot firefighter garrison

Email me if you come to town. We are usually there in Jan-mid April and a little in Nov-Dec. Moniker@gmail



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309897)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

awesome! Got it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49310190)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling opaque theater stage

We all need to know. How fat is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308344)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Talented Death Wish

I believe he has referred to her on many an occasion as an "absolute unit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308841)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: iridescent cracking preventive strike locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308463)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling lemon chad

Can't wait for your swinger arc

How's the sex life? Any kinky stuff? Your stories of getting laid in Hawaii were the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308478)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: cyan arousing internal respiration

Was that really 8 years ago??!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308550)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bossy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309169)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: razzle hospital

:( time flies. Those posts were great reads. And now that woman he tagged on the Maui hotel balcony has been married for 8 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309187)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

Fat GF found the postcard from that trip in my junk drawer and had a lot of questions. I'm never getting rid of that postcard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309204)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: marvelous stage

remind us what it says

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309443)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

Something about "Hey! My name is Annie, I'm in room X, your kids are adorable, if you want to hang out, my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309474)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: iridescent cracking preventive strike locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309498)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: marvelous stage

ah yeah

classic xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309538)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: filthy step-uncle's house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309883)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: startled glittery generalized bond center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49311048)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: crystalline candlestick maker tanning salon

zomg i remember that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49313715)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:15 AM
Author: Puce stain

Post pic of fat gf and exwife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308634)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Well-lubricated turquoise wrinkle

Happy for you, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308500)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Curious Lake Cruise Ship Striped Hyena

what's his name??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308703)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Vivacious business firm

Congrats man. You realize you're going to start spending infinitely more time together once you're both retired? That could change the dynamic quite a bit. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308813)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Talented Death Wish

How often do you reminisce over fucking her ass within an hour of meeting her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308838)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

Not too often. During my Tinder days, it became a common occurrence. I lost a lot of respect for women in general that few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309183)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: iridescent cracking preventive strike locus

are you just that big of a chad? heavy drinking? a little of both? like how do you even do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309501)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

I'm not even attractive. For some reason, I've never struggled with women and have always outrun my coverage. Maybe it's aura, maybe it's confidence, maybe it's just dumb luck, I'm not sure. None of my close friends get it either. I think mostly it's because I'm not a pussy, and I'm not afraid to approach women. Rejection has never phased me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309513)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: iridescent cracking preventive strike locus

cr, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309528)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: marvelous stage

bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309539)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Frisky milky depressive jew

how often do you fuck your gf's ass now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309866)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

Rarely. Maybe a couple times a year when we're both really hammered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49311454)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Frisky milky depressive jew

how does this even come up? You two get hammered and then she asks your to fuck her ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49317623)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Talented Death Wish

Your my hero and I am glad you are well. Are you staying in Alaska permanently?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49317767)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: crystalline candlestick maker tanning salon

congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309473)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309478)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Pungent fishy karate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309935)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Flesh misunderstood piazza

Congrats brother, you know where to go for the honeymoon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49312851)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

For sure! Are you back there, or are you still lawing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49312882)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: provocative personal credit line laser beams

congrats man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49312905)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous dilemma

Thank you, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49312920)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: wonderful faggotry nursing home

How fat is she really / how bad does her pussy smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49317649)