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180. Backdraft.
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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:31 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Plaza Legend

You’ve been playing with your brothers and a couple of neighborhood boys in the woods lining the ravine at the edge of your neighborhood at the fort you built out there and then played a touch football game across the lawns of your three houses. Mom pulls up in the Ford Aerostar and pulls a couple of pizza boxes and a couple of VHS rentals out of the back of the van. She calls you over. It’s pepperoni pizza or cheese pizza, iced tea, and Backdraft (1991) for the evening. You beg mom to let Brian and James stay for a sleepover down in the basement where you can lay out sleeping bags in front of the TV. She says yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402347)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:58 AM
Author: Useless point

Thanksgiving 2020: You visit home and are out for a walk with your mask on. You stop by the old ravine at the edge of your neighborhood where you used to play. It looks so much smaller now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41403105)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:00 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Plaza Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41403120)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: razzmatazz grizzly site boiling water



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:57 PM
Author: Histrionic ebony water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41404405)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 2:04 AM
Author: Nubile cobalt useless brakes



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: boyish kink-friendly shrine



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Date: November 25th, 2020 7:19 AM
Author: buff contagious filthpig



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: Multi-colored house-broken hospital

Hahaha

*Leaps headfirst into ravine*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48355289)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: bateful ruddy orchestra pit



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:58 AM
Author: Impertinent flickering mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48356060)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: bisexual turdskin



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49432213)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: comical twisted office patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49430124)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49430178)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: sepia elite round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49433842)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49433844)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:42 AM
Author: Bull Headed Address



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Date: November 26th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:51 AM
Author: Aqua Nudist Sneaky Criminal

I get just as much satisfaction out of a 12 hour day redlining Asset Purchase Agreements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402432)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:55 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Plaza Legend

What kind of asset is being purchased?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402445)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:03 AM
Author: sticky love of her life

All of the assets, tangible and intangible, which are used or useful in the business operations of the Seller and as more specifically defined hereinafter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402480)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:06 AM
Author: Aquamarine Set Mad Cow Disease

oooooo this one sounds good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402491)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:10 AM
Author: crystalline chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402505)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: Swashbuckling lavender indian lodge haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402584)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49433733)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:11 AM
Author: lemon bat-shit-crazy wrinkle

primarily or exclusively used? Backdraft didn't have this much plotline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402509)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: Aqua Nudist Sneaky Criminal

UNNNNGHHHHH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402551)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49431292)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: provocative painfully honest sweet tailpipe

Funny that's what I'm doing right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402708)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:07 AM
Author: Aqua Nudist Sneaky Criminal

Hi Muscadine,

Sorry to rush you but it turns out we really need to close before Thanksgiving. Seller is threatening to walk away if we don't.

Thx,

Client

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402766)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: provocative painfully honest sweet tailpipe

I just received an addendum from the other attorney for the non-compete that I drafted. The addendum says: Seller may work in the restricted area during the restricted time in his chosen profession notwithstanding the non-compete.

I call the other attorney, and state, you understand that this addendum completely negates the entire non-compete? Other attorney says that he will have to get back with me.

It's so stupid, I'm not even mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402789)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: Electric translucent fanboi mental disorder

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402999)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49429800)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 12:35 PM
Author: cordovan church building macaca

happy thanksgiving!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41403799)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: Aqua Nudist Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41404670)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49432127)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: Aqua Nudist Sneaky Criminal

One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41404671)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49427652)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: soul-stirring self-absorbed brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402673)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: Impertinent flickering mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48356058)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49432130)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: chrome cumskin

damn it we had ravines and forts in the woods too, even a waterfall. Someone a long time before dug out a fort-style trench in the woods and laid fiberglass sheets over it. We would go in a group of like 5-6 bros, and all of our dogs came along. Great times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402486)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:09 AM
Author: Federal sound barrier market

Skip to the gay part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402498)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: Transparent roommate stain



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Date: November 14th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:16 AM
Author: Electric translucent fanboi mental disorder

180. Backdraft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402523)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:17 AM
Author: metal thriller forum

you go, we go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402524)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:21 AM
Author: Slap-happy adventurous pisswyrm library

I just remember the ride in Universal Studios where you are in a warehouse and the whole thing goes up in flames.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402539)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: soul-stirring self-absorbed brunch

Same. It was fucking AMAZING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402675)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:19 AM
Author: Talented irate area corn cake

I sound kinda gay in this story. Especially for a high school senior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402533)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:22 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Plaza Legend

I was 11 on Thanksgiving 1992. Just started jr high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402541)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: Talented irate area corn cake

Being six years older, I won't judge you harshly for sharing a sleeping bag with Brian and James, even if all three of you were naked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402550)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:52 AM
Author: Spectacular box office

Being eight years older, I will judge him. The little faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402690)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:53 AM
Author: Talented irate area corn cake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402696)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:36 AM
Author: lilac parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402958)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:21 AM
Author: Spectacular box office

I am in bootcamp, near the end. The cafeteria tries to do something special, but it is just off. There are trays of turkey, pre-cut, and bread rolls, and cans of cranberry sauce. The poorly whisked clumpy gravy is spread over my plate. It's my first Thanksgiving away from my family, but certainly not the last. I still have two weeks left of dealing with this bullshit. After the meal, we're allowed to go back to the barracks and relax for a bit. But the respite is shortlived. In order to maintain order, the Company Commander's burst into the barracks and force everyone to do pushups and situps until the roof condensation leaks onto the floor. The condensation is directly a result of fattened up men sweating profusely. Why the fuck did I join the military, I ask quietly to myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402537)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:23 AM
Author: Sienna Razzle-dazzle Stage Multi-billionaire

How old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402545)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:41 AM
Author: Spectacular box office

47

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402623)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: Sienna Razzle-dazzle Stage Multi-billionaire

Good synergy with your screen name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402747)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:07 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Plaza Legend

I’m pretty sure that’s dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402761)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Sienna Razzle-dazzle Stage Multi-billionaire

Sorry. I am a new member of this message board and do not understand who "dirte" is. I hope it is a callback to that hilarious David Spade movie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41404263)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:46 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Plaza Legend

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41404304)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:52 PM
Author: Sienna Razzle-dazzle Stage Multi-billionaire

Is that a disease?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41404356)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:40 PM
Author: Spectacular box office

he's calling you a Jew and telling you to Go Back To Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41404756)



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Date: November 25th, 2020 9:42 AM
Author: Sienna Razzle-dazzle Stage Multi-billionaire

But I never lived in Israel and am not Jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41433803)



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Date: November 25th, 2020 9:42 AM
Author: Spectacular box office

GBTI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41433813)



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Date: November 25th, 2020 9:44 AM
Author: Sienna Razzle-dazzle Stage Multi-billionaire

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41433828)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: soul-stirring self-absorbed brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402678)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49427629)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:23 AM
Author: provocative painfully honest sweet tailpipe

Week of Thanksgiving, 1992, I just finished my JV season of high school (MVP of team as linebacker and offensive lineman). I was 14, 5'10, 185 lbs, ripped. I was hooking up with this fat girl who was a senior who had enormous tits and we would fuck while her parents were downstairs. She would occasionally cry during sex because she said she felt bad about how young I was (she was 18). She didn't have a license because she got a DUI so her friend would come and pick me up in her dirty 240SX.

I don't know why we stopped hooking up, but this was just an early sophomore year thing.

I cherish these memories, as I rarely have sex anymore (although I did get Wife sex yesterday, which was really good, although that's only #2 for the year).

I love my kids, but man what would I give to do it all over again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402547)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: Talented irate area corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402553)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Plaza Legend

Dayum. I’m the same as you, except I was never a jock, but I definitely hooked up with dem overweight girls in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402555)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: provocative painfully honest sweet tailpipe

I loved them, and I did it quietly because I didn't want the cool girls to get down on me. I knew that the cheerleader types were the girls I was supposed to date, but what just drove me nuts was those girls with big asses and huge tits. The girl from this story, I would grab her ass and it was just huge and soft, and the sight of her tits would make my mouth go dry. I never felt that way about the thin girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402587)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:49 AM
Author: vivacious university international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402668)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Talented irate area corn cake

Hmm, I always pictured you as a white guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402677)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: provocative painfully honest sweet tailpipe

Swedish heritage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402781)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49427641)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:38 AM
Author: provocative painfully honest sweet tailpipe

Calabasas, man what a place to grow up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402613)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:07 AM
Author: Spectacular box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41403173)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49427643)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:28 AM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

https://movieweb.com/movies/1992/november/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402567)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Plaza Legend

At this age I never went and saw new releases at the movie theater. Not until high school. If I went to a theater at all, it was always older releases at the dollar theater.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402585)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:39 AM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

Still, remembering ads for HA2 on tv, people buzzing like idiots about that shitty Dracula movie, etc, really brings me back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402617)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Spectacular box office

The bodyguard soundtrack was huge. Couldn't go anywhere without hearing that Whitney Houston song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402685)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:56 AM
Author: Maroon windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402700)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:56 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Plaza Legend

This. It was the anthem for Winter ‘92 going into ‘93.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402703)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: concupiscible learning disabled boistinker locale

I saw Passenger 57 in the theater.

Also Home Alone 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41403144)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:40 AM
Author: wild garrison

Remember when thanksgiving used to be a big movie week? Movies would come out Tuesday night IIRC so dads and kids could go to the movies Wednesday while mom stayed home and cooked. I’m pretty sure this is the week new Bond films usually came out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402618)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Maroon windowlicker

Rocky IV came out on that day - fuck libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41403782)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49433991)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:43 AM
Author: Spruce Fragrant Place Of Business

Ravines, creeks, forts in the woods. REAL American youths. Things east coast liberals were denied and will never understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402636)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: soul-stirring self-absorbed brunch

TRIGGERED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402672)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Talented irate area corn cake

(guy who definitely got naked with Brian and James)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402683)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Umber charismatic ratface

The construction paper headband with feathers you wore to play an Indian in the school reenactment of the first Thanksgiving is stuffed in the bottom of your bookbag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402709)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: Spectacular box office

It says 92, not 82

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402903)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:32 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Plaza Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402926)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49427642)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:08 AM
Author: judgmental location roast beef

later that night your uncle walks into your bedroom and unzips his pants...you stare at it with surprise and desire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402774)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Plaza Legend

changed up my moniker for a little more poast/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41402812)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:56 AM
Author: motley hall

this is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41403098)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:17 AM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49461852)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:02 AM
Author: concupiscible learning disabled boistinker locale

*Purchases 5,000 shares of Apple for 50 cents a piece with money I made over summer*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41403137)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:45 AM
Author: lake depressive incel

(oldmo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48355318)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:49 PM
Author: navy sandwich parlour

Lol remember Backdraft. Mods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41404329)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:03 PM
Author: Startling Silver Center

40 minutes of thanksgiving 1992 TV commercials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPasr4VFerw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41404462)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:51 AM
Author: boyish kink-friendly shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41409313)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49430177)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:36 PM
Author: brass startled resort

there are some old motherfuckers on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41404730)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:32 AM
Author: Spectacular box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41409210)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:33 AM
Author: Stimulating Glassy Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41409212)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49427631)



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Date: November 25th, 2020 7:18 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Plaza Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#41433261)



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Date: August 20th, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: Aqua Nudist Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#42982587)



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Date: August 20th, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#42982593)



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Date: August 20th, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#42982590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 4:23 AM
Author: hairraiser purple dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#47089152)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 7:28 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Plaza Legend

It's 2023, you wake up at 3:35 AM on Thanksgiving day because you just had a dream of an unanswered client email. You check your phone beside you in the dark. Sure enough. It's an emergency, or maybe not, but you assume that it is because your mind is racing and you won't be able to go to sleep anyway. You go into the office in your house and you start hammering away at the keys on your laptop. Those emails to the clients won't write themselves! Who needs a holiday you think to yourself! I got this. I am the master of my universe. I am a good lawyer, goddamnit. Always responsive! Always on call! As you are hammering away, you realize you made a mistake and you have to recall an email message, you fire off another missive to the client about how you are seeking out resolution "immediately." Before you can hit send though, the VPN connection goes out and you have to reboot. Then your laptop needs updates. You decide to reboot and shower while you are getting back to where you left off. After the shower you finally get the message out. The fire drill should be done for the day!

You still can't sleep though. Even though the emails are down for now. You check the turkey and its dry brine. It still looks kind of frozen. You empty the dishwasher. You curse your wife for putting the knives in there. HANDWASHING ONLY WITH THE SHARP KNIVES!!! The dishes are done so you check the laundry. There's a lot to fold. You make coffee. You fold the laundry. There's no quieting the agitation in your soul though.

You calculate your net worth and that leaves you depressed. You wonder if the trash people will be around today to empty the bins and you decide to go put your trash out by the street just in case (knowing full well that they will never come).

As you come in from the cold you pour some coffee and you start to poast. You wonder why you can no longer feel anything remotely resembling joy and you seek out the understanding of your new friends, all of whom hide behind monikers on the internet.

Einfuehlung never comes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#47089231)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:44 AM
Author: Multi-colored house-broken hospital

I don't recall writing this post and yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48355313)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49430050)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Plaza Legend

This is my life down to the last detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48355351)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: disrespectful piazza candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48355813)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:59 AM
Author: Impertinent flickering mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48356064)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:34 AM
Author: hairraiser purple dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48355287)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: salmon casino milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48355293)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:48 AM
Author: Aqua Nudist Sneaky Criminal

I can't do this today. No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48355321)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49427630)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:02 AM
Author: Marvelous Outnumbered Trailer Park Half-breed

Don’t forget Survivor Series 1992. Highlights:

- Undertaker vs. Kamala in a casket match

- Big Boss Man vs. Nailz in a “nightstick on a pole” match

- Randy Savage and Mr. Perfect vs. Ric Flair and Razor Ramon

- WWF champion Bret Hart vs. IC champion Shawn Michaels

Bret beat Shawn with the sharpshooter and celebrated with Santa Claus afterwards.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48355347)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 10:56 AM
Author: Marvelous Outnumbered Trailer Park Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48355744)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49427647)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: Ultramarine stirring pozpig toaster

we get home from blockbuster with a freshly rented SNES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#48356054)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49427648)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49429864)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone meetinghouse

You can recapture 20-30% of this joy by having kids and seeing them experience it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49433801)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49433864)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Plaza Legend

Is this one of my classic threads at this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49433805)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Lascivious Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49433839)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49461082)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id#49461437)