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SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a...
tantric jade toaster
  04/09/24
People's exhibit A: "Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM ...
exciting cordovan rigor
  04/09/24
Sounds like some Epstein shit
crystalline french stage
  04/09/24
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burgundy exhilarant school
  08/30/24
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magenta cruise ship reading party
  02/11/25
SP must have nerves of steel, taking a group of young boys t...
fatty nigger
  02/24/26
*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*
Mind-boggling shivering resort
  02/11/25
Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?
hot set trust fund
  04/09/24
I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but i...
tantric jade toaster
  04/09/24
Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?
hot set trust fund
  04/09/24
No school tomorrow Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.
tantric jade toaster
  04/09/24
Stop lying.
hot set trust fund
  04/09/24
I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They ...
tantric jade toaster
  04/09/24
Even if that is true you should still be working at your law...
hot set trust fund
  04/09/24
Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving t...
tantric jade toaster
  04/09/24
I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacation...
hot set trust fund
  04/09/24
I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn&rs...
tantric jade toaster
  04/09/24
Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this...
flatulent metal old irish cottage
  04/09/24
Pedophile
tantric jade toaster
  04/09/24
Face time little nigga 👏
hot set trust fund
  04/09/24
spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having t...
Tan tanning salon
  04/10/24
I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids ...
smoky locale
  04/09/24
Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.
sadistic bawdyhouse
  04/09/24
i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report car...
smoky locale
  04/10/24
Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room....
tantric jade toaster
  04/09/24
To be fair, Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflata...
Hyperactive Pink Half-breed Church
  04/09/24
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180 Preventive Strike
  04/09/24
It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house...
tantric jade toaster
  04/09/24
To be fair, Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep ...
Hyperactive Pink Half-breed Church
  04/09/24
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cyan violent principal's office circlehead
  04/09/24
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purple sick field
  04/11/24
Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?
big-titted disgusting friendly grandma
  04/09/24
Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get ...
tantric jade toaster
  04/09/24
I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'...
big-titted disgusting friendly grandma
  04/09/24
See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.
tantric jade toaster
  04/09/24
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Supple Emerald Business Firm Internal Respiration
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purple sick field
  04/11/24
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Offensive goyim state
  04/09/24
To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bear...
cyan violent principal's office circlehead
  04/09/24
Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife ...
tantric jade toaster
  04/09/24
They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to...
tantric jade toaster
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you ...
Hyperactive Pink Half-breed Church
  04/09/24
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Low-t University
  04/09/24
How’s the spaghetti
flatulent metal old irish cottage
  04/09/24
? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my h...
tantric jade toaster
  04/09/24
The bar spaghetti
flatulent metal old irish cottage
  04/09/24
Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.
tantric jade toaster
  04/09/24
?
flatulent metal old irish cottage
  04/09/24
Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids ...
tantric jade toaster
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.....
Hyperactive Pink Half-breed Church
  04/09/24
Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties d...
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  04/09/24
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Hyperactive Pink Half-breed Church
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tantric jade toaster
  04/10/24
Beast mode thread Let the haters seethe
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milky locus
  12/10/25
Please don't molest any of those kids
excitant pea-brained associate
  04/09/24
You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of...
tantric jade toaster
  04/09/24
It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you ...
excitant pea-brained associate
  04/09/24
…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of ...
tantric jade toaster
  04/09/24
Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbag...
excitant pea-brained associate
  04/09/24
You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that&rsq...
tantric jade toaster
  04/09/24
I suggested you don't commit a crime. You falsely accused...
excitant pea-brained associate
  04/09/24
It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so s...
smoky locale
  04/09/24
TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a cr...
Confused area mental disorder
  04/10/24
lol why do you think he's there?
exciting cordovan rigor
  04/09/24
Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel...
tantric jade toaster
  04/09/24
So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have p...
crystalline french stage
  04/09/24
Pedophile.
tantric jade toaster
  04/09/24
Yes you are
exciting cordovan rigor
  04/09/24
Pedophile
tantric jade toaster
  04/09/24
dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ st...
Bright mother fanboi
  04/10/24
"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn
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Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The vi...
laughsome new version codepig
  04/10/24
The view of what, exactly?
cyan violent principal's office circlehead
  04/10/24
Thats not me
tantric jade toaster
  04/10/24
What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night...
hot set trust fund
  04/10/24
A very dumb one
Lascivious drunken sex offender
  04/10/24
Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep...
Federal Seedy Spot Telephone
  04/10/24
The view. Lol.
charismatic community account
  04/10/24
Spaceporn? Your response?
Federal Seedy Spot Telephone
  04/10/24
I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thou...
tantric jade toaster
  04/10/24
You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass
Federal Seedy Spot Telephone
  04/10/24
I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.
tantric jade toaster
  04/10/24
He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his s...
hot set trust fund
  04/11/24
You’re a sick pedo
costumed boltzmann menage
  04/11/24
I really like it here.
contagious transparent property
  04/10/24
Check yr throwaway
charismatic community account
  04/10/24
I don't see anything.
contagious transparent property
  04/10/24
What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?
charismatic community account
  04/10/24
sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Amer...
overrated church building
  04/10/24
it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arre...
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  04/10/24
I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one ...
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contagious transparent property
  04/11/24
you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must...
painfully honest office boiling water
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smoky locale
  04/10/24
I refuse to believe this is the real SP
Aromatic coral lodge place of business
  04/11/24
Lol why? It fits his MO to a T
charismatic community account
  04/11/24
I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t beli...
Aromatic coral lodge place of business
  04/11/24
Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are &ldqu...
well-lubricated cracking rehab karate
  04/11/24
he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit li...
smoky locale
  04/11/24
It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases me...
tantric jade toaster
  04/11/24
this is a good example of what i said. you are well awar...
smoky locale
  04/11/24
Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to e...
tantric jade toaster
  04/11/24
cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease"...
smoky locale
  04/11/24
There are rules here? If those rules are kept
tantric jade toaster
  04/11/24
CR For example the original Halford pedo threading start...
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  04/11/24
Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the di...
Aromatic coral lodge place of business
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180 Preventive Strike
  04/11/24
What’s up with the outting
tantric jade toaster
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Confused area mental disorder
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What’s with the outting
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Confused area mental disorder
  04/11/24
Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got...
tantric jade toaster
  04/11/24
??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so ...
Confused area mental disorder
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180 Preventive Strike
  04/11/24
That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop...
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yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't ...
smoky locale
  04/11/24
Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did y...
180 Preventive Strike
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Wow
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serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice&quo...
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smoky locale
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i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs
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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569256)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: exciting cordovan rigor

People's exhibit A:

"Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM

Author: ;:;:::;:;:

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569759)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: crystalline french stage

Sounds like some Epstein shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569767)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: burgundy exhilarant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#48026456)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: magenta cruise ship reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#48645790)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)

SP must have nerves of steel, taking a group of young boys to spend the night at a hotel and have his disgusting way with them, and then come here and boast about it like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#49691215)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling shivering resort

*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#48645797)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: hot set trust fund

Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569262)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but it didn’t seem fair to make wife do the whole damn thing. I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything. I just have to stay here and make sure no one dies overnight. They are all goofy 13 year old boys so they will punch each other and see who cries and try to light farts and play crap hip hop etc I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569285)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: hot set trust fund

Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569402)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

No school tomorrow

Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569404)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: hot set trust fund

Stop lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569418)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They have all these days off in the Middle of the week and what not. I can’t keep track but wife does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569424)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: hot set trust fund

Even if that is true you should still be working at your law firm. I would kick you out of the partnership if I was your partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569447)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving to the office from out of town. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569452)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: hot set trust fund

I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacations. I work weekends. What's your excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569484)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn’t until mid summer. I work plenty of weekends. I don’t go to church w family on Sundays because I go to the office instead. I used to work thru holidays in my 30s and 40s but not so much any more.

I have a mediation on Friday. There’s a quarter million in coverage. I’ll make my nut. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569542)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: flatulent metal old irish cottage

Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this month 🤡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569764)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569768)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: hot set trust fund

Face time little nigga 👏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569791)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: Tan tanning salon

spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having time for his family. you spin your wheels endlessly, churn out embarrassing drek despite putting so much time in, and don't have a family. yet you think this endlessly sisyphusian nightmare where you try to be a real lawyer is some sort of "pwn"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47570207)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: smoky locale

I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids have no school tomorrow as well. I’m not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569445)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: sadistic bawdyhouse

Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569784)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: smoky locale

i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report cards or some shit. they probably made sure it lined up with the muslim holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47571049)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room. W this and a sleeping bag and my sweater I should be fine to sleep out here while the kids are screaming at each other all night and practicing their uppercuts on each other and calling each other gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569276)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Hyperactive Pink Half-breed Church

To be fair,

Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflatable mattress and his plans to keep a bunch of kids up and screaming in his house all night, wow I've never seen this side of SP before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569280)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: 180 Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569287)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house. I don’t want 9 kids at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569290)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: Hyperactive Pink Half-breed Church

To be fair,

Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep all of that out of your house. Hotel room is neutral, much less to clean up and hide afterwards. Good thinking, SP. Anyway, enjoy your night with all of those little kids and the air mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569355)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: cyan violent principal's office circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569406)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: purple sick field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573248)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: big-titted disgusting friendly grandma

Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569359)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get a free shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569399)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: big-titted disgusting friendly grandma

I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'll spare your innocent family and allow them to enjoy a vacation for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569451)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569459)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Supple Emerald Business Firm Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569827)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: purple sick field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573247)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Offensive goyim state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569461)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: cyan violent principal's office circlehead

To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bearable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569408)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife does it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569419)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to flip each other over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569381)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: Hyperactive Pink Half-breed Church

To be fair,

SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you how to flip Tommy over... ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569385)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Low-t University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569393)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: flatulent metal old irish cottage

How’s the spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569409)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my hug at?” It was funny. All these kids try to talk like black gangsters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569411)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: flatulent metal old irish cottage

The bar spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569412)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569415)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: flatulent metal old irish cottage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569425)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids party is going on and everyone is having cake and walk up to the adult in the room and say “ hey remember that time people on the internet kept Calling you a pedophile and it was obviously getting under your skin? Haha That was funny wasn’t it you sure you aren’t a pedo?“ If the answer is yes you’ve got a touch of the A. Because that’s what you are doing itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569432)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Hyperactive Pink Half-breed Church

To be fair,

SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.... so uh, can I have a lil touch of that 'a'....?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569439)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties dude. Because we are heading there w your talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569444)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Hyperactive Pink Half-breed Church

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47572042)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47572157)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Offensive goyim state

Beast mode thread

Let the haters seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569462)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569466)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: smoky locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569470)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: jet-lagged corner cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47570546)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: milky locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573719)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: floppy dingle berry filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#48676933)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: milky locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#48677120)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: milky locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#49500193)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: excitant pea-brained associate

Please don't molest any of those kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569736)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of the phrase doesn’t render it otherwise at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569738)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: excitant pea-brained associate

It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569743)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of lawyer is the kind that’s just dumb. They clog everything up and they are belligerent and spiteful and petty and impossible assholes on every level They don’t know the law and they use poor judgment and tangle everything up unnecessarily for years because they are just too dumb to get it. Lawyers like this are a plague on the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569749)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: excitant pea-brained associate

Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbags.

You just defamed me by calling me a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569754)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that’s why.

Your “suggestion” is probably defamatory in context. My thought is that you don’t understand that this is the case and you think framing a defamatory accusation as a “suggestion” somehow prevents a tortious event from occurring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569763)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: excitant pea-brained associate

I suggested you don't commit a crime.

You falsely accused me of engaging in a disgusting "profession".

You're the one on shaky legal ground here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569777)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: smoky locale

It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569823)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: Confused area mental disorder

TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a crime.

spaceporn, I would suggest that you don't plan your bank deposits such that they don't hit the $10,000 reporting requirement, because that's a crime called structuring. But I WON'T suggest that because it would be defamatory to do so.

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569879)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: exciting cordovan rigor

lol why do you think he's there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569766)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel porch on a Tuesday night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569770)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: crystalline french stage

So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have pillow fights as you furiously jack your clitdick, you already explained/admitted it ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569774)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

Pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569776)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: exciting cordovan rigor

Yes you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569778)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569780)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Bright mother fanboi

dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47569918)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: Adventurous jet queen of the night

"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47570111)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Hairless Crackhouse Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573316)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Bright mother fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573560)



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Date: February 20th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: magenta cruise ship reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#48677595)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#49691356)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: laughsome new version codepig

Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The view is incredible at night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47570101)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: cyan violent principal's office circlehead

The view of what, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47570235)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: tantric jade toaster

Thats not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47570634)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: hot set trust fund

What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47570476)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: Lascivious drunken sex offender

A very dumb one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47572104)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: Federal Seedy Spot Telephone

Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep on an air mattress on the balcony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47570517)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: charismatic community account

The view. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47570576)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: Federal Seedy Spot Telephone

Spaceporn? Your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47570590)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: tantric jade toaster

I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thought there would be a little area set aside w bed and separate walled in partition consistent with the last time we stayed there years ago. When I arrived and saw the suite I realized that was not the case.

While there were several beds contained in the suite, they would all be occupied by the kids once they settled down and eventually went to sleep. I complained to my wife that there was no room for me to sleep and she said I could probably get another room for the night. A room there runs like $400. We'd already hit $1K budget on the party and I'm a cheapskate. I decided not to spend the extra money after I saw that I could move our inflatable mattress out on the balcony and just stay there for the night with a sleeping bag, more or less consistent in most respects with my original plan. Separate, but not absent.

Does that silly detailed response help? Don't irritate me today--I'm not in the mood for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47570628)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Federal Seedy Spot Telephone

You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47570636)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: tantric jade toaster

I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47570644)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: hot set trust fund

He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his successful attorney career. You are in a bad place spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47572851)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: costumed boltzmann menage

You’re a sick pedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47572843)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: contagious transparent property

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47570593)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: charismatic community account

Check yr throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47570598)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: contagious transparent property

I don't see anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47570754)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: charismatic community account

What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47570964)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: overrated church building

sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Americana

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47570762)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Dull Partner Main People

it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arrested driving 8 kids all the way to wisconsin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47570981)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: tantric jade toaster

I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one of them opened the car door on the highway and barfed up hot dogs he had eaten when we stopped at 7 11 an hour into the trip. I had told him not to eat so many of them but he didn’t listen. So then he did a car barf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47571032)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: contagious transparent property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573039)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: painfully honest office boiling water

you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must have been terrible for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47571036)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: smoky locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47571055)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Aromatic coral lodge place of business

I refuse to believe this is the real SP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47572868)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: charismatic community account

Lol why? It fits his MO to a T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573110)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: Aromatic coral lodge place of business

I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t believe he would be so retarded as to share this on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573475)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: well-lubricated cracking rehab karate

Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are “flame” or whatever, the person behind it is a sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573477)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: smoky locale

he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit like this and then playing dumb after people start calling him a pedo in response.

he does this to wind people up, but tries to deny that that's what he's doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573611)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: tantric jade toaster

It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases mental or physical Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573620)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: smoky locale

this is a good example of what i said.

you are well aware of the "running joke" about you and pedophilia, and you are equally aware that poasting about a kid "throwing up hotdogs," being in a hotel room with a bunch of adolescents engaging in horseplay (no horns), "getting 'cheese pizza' for the kids" etc. is inviting a shitload of poasts and negative attention, which is exactly what you got ITT.

stop denying it, and just own it. if you leaned into the joke, the people here who think that you are actually a pedo (i don't think most people believe it, but some do) would probably come to the conclusion that you're just trying to wind people up.

but instead you say things that you know will cause a thread to turn out like this one did, and then you complain and whine about people mocking, defaming, and, at times, threatening you. makes no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573669)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: tantric jade toaster

Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to excuse your mental sex diseases and their consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573688)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: smoky locale

cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease" and that's the reason for all the accusations, etc. and yet you still poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573693)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: tantric jade toaster

There are rules here? If those rules are kept

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573706)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Plum antidepressant drug dopamine

CR

For example the original Halford pedo threading started out as anti-Halford to a degree but he leaned into the joke and it became a fun bit of his character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573988)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Aromatic coral lodge place of business

Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the discussion about his pedophilia but then will have a month long meltdown about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47574747)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: 180 Preventive Strike

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573127)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: tantric jade toaster

What’s up with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573522)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Confused area mental disorder

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573622)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: tantric jade toaster

What’s with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573627)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Confused area mental disorder

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573636)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: tantric jade toaster

Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got suspended for this shit. Do you want to get suspended also? Stop outting, shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573641)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Confused area mental disorder

??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so merely saying a word can't be outing otherwise we couldn't say anything. Unless somebody admits to having the surname in question, then it remains a valid thing to say. You're really not getting this. Like watch this: "Brown." Oh, wow, is that outing? Only if somebody admits to having the surname Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573683)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: 180 Preventive Strike

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573698)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: tantric jade toaster

That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop outting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573712)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: smoky locale

yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't mean that future outings are permissible.

this violates the ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573731)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: 180 Preventive Strike

Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did you nab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573705)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Plum antidepressant drug dopamine

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47573152)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: smoky locale

serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47576545)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: smoky locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#48026466)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: Tan tanning salon

i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2...id#47576573)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Confused area mental disorder



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: pungent impressive pit psychic



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: smoky locale

hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little guy and his male friends some "jesus juice." they're getting sleepy!

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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Vibrant citrine piazza



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: dead multi-colored mad-dog skullcap idea he suggested

wow

lmfao how did i miss this

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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Brilliant giraffe



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Idiotic institution macaca

Took my kids there - thank god no clown haired squanchers cited

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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: narrow-minded sweet tailpipe hissy fit



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