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UPDATE: I'm going to marry my fat gf

I've been with her for 8 years now. We're going to do a co...
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/27/25
If you worked harder in your 20s you would be fine. Whatever...
Supple Olive Corner
  09/27/25
She's 46 and I'm 52. Not too shabby since I lost everything ...
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/27/25
Gen X: The Poast
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/25/25
Who popped the question
ebony diverse cuck
  09/27/25
I never actually proposed. I just told her over the phone, &...
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/27/25
Alpha and romantic
ebony diverse cuck
  09/27/25
I emailed her the email of the ring purchase and she replied...
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/27/25
That's sweet but a little bit of effort once in a while goes...
Slap-happy knife ratface
  09/28/25
180
Racy awkward yarmulke friendly grandma
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Boyish Mustard Love Of Her Life
  09/27/25
180
Concupiscible Windowlicker
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hairless red hospital
  09/27/25
expected TSINAH
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Provocative legal warrant whorehouse
  09/27/25
He and the HOG will be perpetual "fiances" like th...
Clear house roommate
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multi-colored crackhouse stock car
  09/27/25
Some autist good at searching this shitbort should make a &q...
Provocative legal warrant whorehouse
  09/28/25
180
federal people who are hurt
  09/27/25
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hairless red hospital
  09/27/25
180 congrats
curious becky generalized bond
  09/27/25
TY
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/27/25
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hairless red hospital
  09/27/25
180, congrats! Livestream of ceremony for xo? Just make s...
mildly autistic heady parlour rigpig
  09/27/25
There's not even going to be a ceremony. We're probably just...
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/27/25
Ok fine just turn your ring camera to face the bbq. Seri...
mildly autistic heady parlour rigpig
  09/27/25
I have a freshman and and a junior. I'll be retiring as the ...
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/27/25
congrats. and brother, respectfully, she sounds plenty capa...
green tripping senate
  09/28/25
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hairless red hospital
  09/27/25
i'll even be respectful and mute my phone
Sickened Heaven
  09/28/25
Congrats?
Adventurous lilac school
  09/27/25
She's really excited about the wedding, I'm excited to retir...
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/27/25
Can’t really go through something much worse than you ...
mildly autistic heady parlour rigpig
  09/27/25
this is one of the saddest things ive ever read
multi-colored crackhouse stock car
  09/27/25
As someone happily married for over 20 years, sounds 180 cr ...
Slap-happy knife ratface
  09/27/25
Do you ever buttfuck her?
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  09/27/25
you need to review the lore tab on the zozo iOS app
Costumed laughsome dilemma
  09/27/25
I thought I remembered him saying he did, or at least he had
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  09/27/25
First date anal. She's my little anal sex turtle. She showed...
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/27/25
how fat is she? she's just kinda thick, right, and not reall...
passionate flirting masturbator menage
  09/27/25
She played D1 college soccer and was the Gatorade soccer pla...
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/28/25
Man you got me catching feeling rn with that sweet talk
sick disgusting bawdyhouse
  09/28/25
Congratulations, brother! Excellent news! So happy for you!
talented nighttime indian lodge
  09/27/25
180, can we get a stance on Palestine?
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  09/27/25
Laughed out loud but not unreasonable to request
Dull ticket booth weed whacker
  09/27/25
Personally, I don't care about Palestinians or arabs in gene...
Histrionic unholy roast beef
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Racy awkward yarmulke friendly grandma
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Sable stage clown
  09/30/25
Also is she even overweight anymore You know you could ju...
ebony diverse cuck
  09/27/25
She wasn’t even that big before tbh. His ex is/was fuc...
mildly autistic heady parlour rigpig
  09/27/25
180
smoky mind-boggling church
  09/27/25
180 congrats!
Aromatic insane hell
  09/27/25
180, man, congratulations. That’s an absolute batch o...
magenta mexican trump supporter
  09/27/25
Congrats!
big-titted puppy pozpig
  09/27/25
Are you cancer free?
henna set
  09/27/25
5 years cancer free
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/27/25
180
spectacular rehab
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180
henna set
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titillating chapel
  09/27/25
DON'T DO IT. I'm 100% fucking serious. You fell for it...
Clear house roommate
  09/27/25
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Adventurous lilac school
  09/27/25
Meh, if it fails, I'll be fine. She can only get what she br...
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/27/25
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mentally impaired sanctuary
  09/28/25
Congratulations!
Slap-happy knife ratface
  09/27/25
Congrats! Net worth? I'm getting closer to my net worth ...
Boyish Mustard Love Of Her Life
  09/27/25
Combined, roughly 5 mm with free healthcare. It's tough to v...
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/27/25
How did you get to 5mil as an oil rig worker? I'm thinking f...
Garnet Dashing Orchestra Pit Volcanic Crater
  09/28/25
in the same vein, is this like 4/1 her/you?
green tripping senate
  09/28/25
I'm worth about 3.5, she's worth about 1.5. We each have mil...
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/28/25
Just do it and live life. The people who are miserable in re...
mildly autistic heady parlour rigpig
  09/28/25
I agree. People at work think I'm crazy to give up an easy 2...
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/28/25
Do you work days 14on/14off?
Garnet Dashing Orchestra Pit Volcanic Crater
  09/28/25
Yes, but I also get 3 weeks of PTO a year, so, I actually on...
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/28/25
Seems difficult to give up this form of a sinecure at that s...
Thriller Insecure Plaza Mother
  09/28/25
We will have more disposable income in retirement than we cu...
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/28/25
He's not alone now because his kids are still in school and ...
deep irradiated son of senegal newt
  09/28/25
I have a rich inner life
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/28/25
I sure hope so because you get a certain amount of socializa...
deep irradiated son of senegal newt
  09/28/25
I'm never going to work another day in my life. Between ...
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/28/25
If you’re smart that is not even remotely hard to do d...
Adventurous lilac school
  09/29/25
Lmao, tell us more about losing everything
Adventurous lilac school
  09/29/25
Congratulations, Dirte. Come visit in Phoenix in the winter...
high-end box office idiot
  09/27/25
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vibrant flatulent azn
  09/28/25
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sick disgusting bawdyhouse
  09/28/25
Friend, I would love to meet up with you. GF and I were just...
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/28/25
Email me if you come to town. We are usually there in Jan-mi...
high-end box office idiot
  09/28/25
awesome! Got it!
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/28/25
We all need to know. How fat is she?
Chrome ape
  09/27/25
I believe he has referred to her on many an occasion as an &...
sick disgusting bawdyhouse
  09/28/25
...
green tripping senate
  09/27/25
Can't wait for your swinger arc How's the sex life? Any ...
ungodly space
  09/27/25
Was that really 8 years ago??!!
carmine locus shitlib
  09/28/25
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swashbuckling impertinent area halford
  09/28/25
:( time flies. Those posts were great reads. And now that wo...
mildly autistic heady parlour rigpig
  09/28/25
Fat GF found the postcard from that trip in my junk drawer a...
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/28/25
remind us what it says
mentally impaired sanctuary
  09/28/25
Something about "Hey! My name is Annie, I'm in room X, ...
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/28/25
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green tripping senate
  09/28/25
ah yeah classic xo
mentally impaired sanctuary
  09/28/25
180
contagious codepig state
  09/28/25
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Hairraiser Mauve Boistinker
  09/29/25
zomg i remember that
Sable stage clown
  09/30/25
Post pic of fat gf and exwife
Garnet Dashing Orchestra Pit Volcanic Crater
  09/28/25
Happy for you, brother
vibrant flatulent azn
  09/28/25
what's his name??
Jet-lagged Bearded Piazza Alpha
  09/28/25
Congrats man. You realize you're going to start spending inf...
Odious Kitty Cat Pervert
  09/28/25
How often do you reminisce over fucking her ass within an ho...
sick disgusting bawdyhouse
  09/28/25
Not too often. During my Tinder days, it became a common occ...
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/28/25
are you just that big of a chad? heavy drinking? a little o...
green tripping senate
  09/28/25
I'm not even attractive. For some reason, I've never struggl...
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/28/25
cr, ty
green tripping senate
  09/28/25
bravo
mentally impaired sanctuary
  09/28/25
how often do you fuck your gf's ass now?
floppy keepsake machete
  09/28/25
Rarely. Maybe a couple times a year when we're both really h...
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/29/25
how does this even come up? You two get hammered and then s...
floppy keepsake machete
  10/01/25
Your my hero and I am glad you are well. Are you staying in ...
sick disgusting bawdyhouse
  10/01/25
congratulations!
Sable stage clown
  09/28/25
Thanks
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/28/25
180
cerebral aqua stain
  09/28/25
Congrats brother, you know where to go for the honeymoon!
Primrose University Wagecucks
  09/29/25
For sure! Are you back there, or are you still lawing?
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/29/25
congrats man!
Cracking Fear-inspiring Immigrant
  09/29/25
Thank you, brother
Histrionic unholy roast beef
  09/29/25
How fat is she really / how bad does her pussy smell
Indecent Marvelous Pisswyrm
  10/01/25


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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

I've been with her for 8 years now.

We're going to do a courthouse wedding in early December, to maximize tax benefits.

She's going to sell her house, pay off mine and we're both going to retire this next year. This will be her last year of teaching, and my last year of spending half the year away at work in the arctic.

Life is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308043)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Supple Olive Corner

If you worked harder in your 20s you would be fine. Whatever though best outcome for a 30s mo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308044)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

She's 46 and I'm 52. Not too shabby since I lost everything in my divorce a little over a decade ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308058)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: fragrant coiffed shrine

Gen X: The Poast

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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Clear house roommate



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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Infuriating razzle sweet tailpipe



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: trip digit ratio



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Excitant international law enforcement agency national security agency



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: aquamarine slippery locale faggotry



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:24 AM
Author: Adventurous lilac school



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: mentally impaired sanctuary



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Onyx Swollen Regret



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: contagious codepig state



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: cerebral aqua stain



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: stirring institution



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: ebony diverse cuck

Who popped the question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308046)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

I never actually proposed. I just told her over the phone, "so, I bought that ring, we should probably do this before year end."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308061)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: ebony diverse cuck

Alpha and romantic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308105)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

I emailed her the email of the ring purchase and she replied: "I accept :)"

Second marriages are generally less romantic and more pragmatic. I haven't felt butterflies since my twenties.

Even though it sounds sad, I'm actually really happy and content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308247)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Slap-happy knife ratface

That's sweet but a little bit of effort once in a while goes a long way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308527)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: Racy awkward yarmulke friendly grandma

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: Boyish Mustard Love Of Her Life



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible Windowlicker

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: hairless red hospital



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: multi-colored crackhouse stock car

expected TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308050)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Provocative legal warrant whorehouse



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Clear house roommate

He and the HOG will be perpetual "fiances" like the black people he disdains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308193)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: multi-colored crackhouse stock car



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:09 AM
Author: Provocative legal warrant whorehouse

Some autist good at searching this shitbort should make a "FAILED TURNING POINTS OF TSINAH'S ENGAGEMENT" thread. Their wedding and babby has been six months away for three years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308641)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: federal people who are hurt

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: hairless red hospital



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: curious becky generalized bond

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308056)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

TY

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: hairless red hospital



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: mildly autistic heady parlour rigpig

180, congrats!

Livestream of ceremony for xo? Just make sure it’s not during an EPAH hearing or ragnus job interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308062)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

There's not even going to be a ceremony. We're probably just going to have a BBQ and have a few friends over. Far more pragmatic than romantic at our ages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308069)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: mildly autistic heady parlour rigpig

Ok fine just turn your ring camera to face the bbq.

Serious congrats - hope things are good all around. Your kids in HS now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308075)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

I have a freshman and and a junior. I'll be retiring as the older one is graduating and the younger is entering junior year. Both of their college accounts are fully funded. The youngest has eyes on service academies. She was running DII college times as an 8th grader in track, but you just never know what's going to happen to girls bodies as they develop. Her genetics are narrow hips and small boobs. Great for a runner, not great for giving me grandbabies one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308244)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: green tripping senate

congrats. and brother, respectfully, she sounds plenty capable of giving you grandchildren. service academies seem like an interesting environment for a woman, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308830)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: hairless red hospital



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Sickened Heaven

i'll even be respectful and mute my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308854)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Adventurous lilac school

Congrats?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308065)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

She's really excited about the wedding, I'm excited to retire. We keep running the numbers and scenarios and we don't see why we're still working.

I do love her, and she loves me, but it's more about compatibility and compromise. She takes care of me and is really fun to be around.

We're looking forward to traveling in the winter for months once my youngest graduates in two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308072)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: mildly autistic heady parlour rigpig

Can’t really go through something much worse than you did, so she passes the test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308076)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: multi-colored crackhouse stock car

this is one of the saddest things ive ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308077)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Slap-happy knife ratface

As someone happily married for over 20 years, sounds 180 cr to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308245)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: passionate flirting masturbator menage

Do you ever buttfuck her?

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Costumed laughsome dilemma

you need to review the lore tab on the zozo iOS app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308089)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: passionate flirting masturbator menage

I thought I remembered him saying he did, or at least he had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308101)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

First date anal. She's my little anal sex turtle. She showed up in her ratchet motorhome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308233)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: passionate flirting masturbator menage

how fat is she? she's just kinda thick, right, and not really fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308326)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

She played D1 college soccer and was the Gatorade soccer player of the year in hs. She has skinny wrists and ankles, but a little bit of a gut. I was once a really good athlete, but nobody would ever guess that looking at me now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309158)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: sick disgusting bawdyhouse

Man you got me catching feeling rn with that sweet talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308853)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: talented nighttime indian lodge

Congratulations, brother! Excellent news! So happy for you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308097)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: slate scourge upon the earth brunch

180, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308099)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Dull ticket booth weed whacker

Laughed out loud but not unreasonable to request

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308104)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

Personally, I don't care about Palestinians or arabs in general, but what Israel is doing and has done is nothing short of evil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308236)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Racy awkward yarmulke friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309172)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: cerebral aqua stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309933)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: Sable stage clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49313714)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: ebony diverse cuck

Also is she even overweight anymore

You know you could just put her on ozempic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308108)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: mildly autistic heady parlour rigpig

She wasn’t even that big before tbh. His ex is/was fucking hot, so the bar was set extremely high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308160)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: smoky mind-boggling church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308122)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Aromatic insane hell

180 congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308145)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: magenta mexican trump supporter

180, man, congratulations. That’s an absolute batch of good news all at once. Things falling into place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308147)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: big-titted puppy pozpig

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308152)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: henna set

Are you cancer free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308161)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

5 years cancer free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308238)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: spectacular rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308551)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: henna set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309358)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: naked zombie-like address tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49310191)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: titillating chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308168)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Clear house roommate

DON'T DO IT.

I'm 100% fucking serious. You fell for it once, don't do this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308195)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Adventurous lilac school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308213)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

Meh, if it fails, I'll be fine. She can only get what she brought into the marriage and we have a prenup. If it fails, I'll just move to Thailand and live like a king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308240)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: mentally impaired sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309152)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Slap-happy knife ratface

Congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308248)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Boyish Mustard Love Of Her Life

Congrats!

Net worth? I'm getting closer to my net worth exceeding 33x my annual spend, but feel nervous about that being enough to retire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308296)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

Combined, roughly 5 mm with free healthcare. It's tough to value inflation adjusted pensions though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308307)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Garnet Dashing Orchestra Pit Volcanic Crater

How did you get to 5mil as an oil rig worker? I'm thinking for me 5mil might also be the retirement number. At that level could live off qqqi and btci

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308633)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: green tripping senate

in the same vein, is this like 4/1 her/you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308835)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

I'm worth about 3.5, she's worth about 1.5. We each have million dollar homes with mortgages around 250 each. Homes purchased much cheaper around 2010. She has a teacher's pension of $4,200 a month, my Tax free VA disability check is $4,500. I'm guessing her pension is worth around 1.1mm, and my VA is about 1.5 mm. My 401k is currently around 1.4 mm. I probably have 600K in vehicles, boats, guns, etc. Neither of us have any debt, and we both have free healthcare. Kids college is paid for. I'm sure I'm missing something, but we're fine and can live on the pension income alone. I know I'm just an oilfield worker, but I've averaged about 250-300K a year for the last decade. Certainly not wealthy, but it's afforded me a really good lifestyle.

If anyone can think of a reason why I shouldn't retire, let me know. I get zero satisfaction from working and would be much more fulfilled by enjoying my hobbies. Fat GF will probably substitute teach whenever she feels like it. I'm not sure how we stack up to many other retirees, but I'd imagine we're in the top 10% of all retirees. I'm literally the dumbest poaster to ever contribute here, so I don't know how I ended up with a top 10% outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309179)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: mildly autistic heady parlour rigpig

Just do it and live life. The people who are miserable in retirement are those who have no hobbies or are alone. You are neither of these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309190)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

I agree. People at work think I'm crazy to give up an easy 250K job where we only work half the year. I just tell them that I'm good financially, and I'm ready to start living. The two big issues most people have retiring early is the 10% penalty for 401K/IRA withdrawals and healthcare cost. I have neither of those worries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309196)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Garnet Dashing Orchestra Pit Volcanic Crater

Do you work days 14on/14off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309368)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

Yes, but I also get 3 weeks of PTO a year, so, I actually only end up working about 4.5 months a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309462)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Thriller Insecure Plaza Mother

Seems difficult to give up this form of a sinecure at that salary and your gf is presumably accustomed to the living arrangement

But you should retire, congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309484)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

We will have more disposable income in retirement than we currently have, after combining households. Sinecure be damned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309508)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: deep irradiated son of senegal newt

He's not alone now because his kids are still in school and living under his roof.

The day is quickly coming where this will no longer be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309416)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

I have a rich inner life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309466)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: deep irradiated son of senegal newt

I sure hope so because you get a certain amount of socialization from your work too. That's gonna be gone.

Kids gone, coworkers gone. Just you and your fat wife.

The trouble with retiring early is that you might realize that your lack of productivity is causing problems but you're going to be *extremely* hesitant to go back to work. Because working does in fact suck. And you're not going to want to go back because you're not going to make as much because of dat resume gap.

Not saying you shouldn't quit that oilfield stuff because that doesn't seem like something that a reasonably wealthy aging cancer survivor should be beating himself up with. But I do think you should give a ton of thought as to how you can do things that will maintain a sense of accomplishment. And unless you're going to dive pretty hard into volunteerism, that means work.

IIRC you have an accounting background. Maybe hang a shingle and do tax? The weather is fairly shit from January to April so it's not like you're gonna spend a ton of time outside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309570)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

I'm never going to work another day in my life.

Between Men's beer league hockey, men's night golf, fishing trips, skiing, apres skiing, and traveling, I don't think I'll want for any more socialization than I already get. My home is on a very social lake where we're basically drinking at the fire/pontooning every evening and playing on jetskis and ski boats all day.

Fat GF and I also have a pretty deep bucket list of things we want to do: Spring training AZ & FL, Kentucky Derby, Fenway, sailing, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49310155)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Adventurous lilac school

If you’re smart that is not even remotely hard to do during a time period where the stock market 5x’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49311033)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Adventurous lilac school

Lmao, tell us more about losing everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49311030)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: high-end box office idiot

Congratulations, Dirte. Come visit in Phoenix in the winter. Oh, if it doesn’t work out Tommy T will be waiting for you in Thailand. You can replicate that first date anal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308332)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: vibrant flatulent azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308498)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: sick disgusting bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308846)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

Friend, I would love to meet up with you. GF and I were just talking about heading to AZ for some spring training games. Also, my cousin is dating a star on the Diamondbacks, we thought that would be a fun time getting to meet him and catching a game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309189)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: high-end box office idiot

Email me if you come to town. We are usually there in Jan-mid April and a little in Nov-Dec. Moniker@gmail



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309897)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

awesome! Got it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49310190)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Chrome ape

We all need to know. How fat is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308344)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: sick disgusting bawdyhouse

I believe he has referred to her on many an occasion as an "absolute unit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308841)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: green tripping senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308463)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: ungodly space

Can't wait for your swinger arc

How's the sex life? Any kinky stuff? Your stories of getting laid in Hawaii were the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308478)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: carmine locus shitlib

Was that really 8 years ago??!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308550)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling impertinent area halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309169)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: mildly autistic heady parlour rigpig

:( time flies. Those posts were great reads. And now that woman he tagged on the Maui hotel balcony has been married for 8 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309187)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

Fat GF found the postcard from that trip in my junk drawer and had a lot of questions. I'm never getting rid of that postcard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309204)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: mentally impaired sanctuary

remind us what it says

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309443)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

Something about "Hey! My name is Annie, I'm in room X, your kids are adorable, if you want to hang out, my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309474)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: green tripping senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309498)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: mentally impaired sanctuary

ah yeah

classic xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309538)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: contagious codepig state

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309883)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Hairraiser Mauve Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49311048)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Sable stage clown

zomg i remember that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49313715)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:15 AM
Author: Garnet Dashing Orchestra Pit Volcanic Crater

Post pic of fat gf and exwife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308634)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: vibrant flatulent azn

Happy for you, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308500)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Bearded Piazza Alpha

what's his name??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308703)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Odious Kitty Cat Pervert

Congrats man. You realize you're going to start spending infinitely more time together once you're both retired? That could change the dynamic quite a bit. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308813)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: sick disgusting bawdyhouse

How often do you reminisce over fucking her ass within an hour of meeting her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49308838)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

Not too often. During my Tinder days, it became a common occurrence. I lost a lot of respect for women in general that few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309183)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: green tripping senate

are you just that big of a chad? heavy drinking? a little of both? like how do you even do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309501)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

I'm not even attractive. For some reason, I've never struggled with women and have always outrun my coverage. Maybe it's aura, maybe it's confidence, maybe it's just dumb luck, I'm not sure. None of my close friends get it either. I think mostly it's because I'm not a pussy, and I'm not afraid to approach women. Rejection has never phased me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309513)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: green tripping senate

cr, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309528)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: mentally impaired sanctuary

bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309539)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: floppy keepsake machete

how often do you fuck your gf's ass now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309866)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

Rarely. Maybe a couple times a year when we're both really hammered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49311454)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: floppy keepsake machete

how does this even come up? You two get hammered and then she asks your to fuck her ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49317623)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: sick disgusting bawdyhouse

Your my hero and I am glad you are well. Are you staying in Alaska permanently?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49317767)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Sable stage clown

congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309473)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309478)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: cerebral aqua stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49309935)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Primrose University Wagecucks

Congrats brother, you know where to go for the honeymoon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49312851)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

For sure! Are you back there, or are you still lawing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2...id#49312882)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Cracking Fear-inspiring Immigrant

congrats man!

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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Histrionic unholy roast beef

Thank you, brother

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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Indecent Marvelous Pisswyrm

How fat is she really / how bad does her pussy smell

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