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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:16 PM Author: Lavender zippy public bath
Wife bought me out of the old house for 2 million. I bought a new house a block away that was 1K sq/ft bigger for the same price and renovated it. Moved in three months ago. It has a sauna, hot tub, infinity pool, cold plunge, secret room with a movie theater, library, etc. I also put in a 300 gallon salt water fish tank! I actually live 3 doors down from Chandler now too. I can see his bathroom from my driveway!
https://imgur.com/a/LFmeUe2
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2...id#49977714)
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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.
Those low ceilings are trashy for such an expensive house
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Date: July 10th, 2026 5:02 AM Author: MANGO MIRAGE (CITRUS π SEXXY)
you got a place
for me to crash
c h a m p
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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: ,,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,,.,,.,.,.,..,.,
ya i give it a solid 130
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:20 PM Author: offensive beady-eyed rehab
cookie cutter, bland, and soulless, looks like cheap material used too, 3/10
money can't buy taste
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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:30 PM Author: comical sick sweet tailpipe
crazy that this would be like 500k in suburban texas but i bet it's closer to 5 million in la.
agree with the above poasters that for your kind of money you should be able to get a really killer unique place, but you have such terrible taste you end up with a mcmansion in a basic ass neighborhood. it's hard to comprehend.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2...id#49978088) |
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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:52 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Shitlib Yarmulke
I think people really overestimate how smart and creative and passionate rich people are. Most rich people were really good at one simple thing. A hundred years ago you could get insanely rich just by flipping burgers with maximal intensity and drive. There were countless huge burger chains started by people who didn't know how to read and didn't even understand business they were just colossally hard working and could do 1 thing really well. That's how a lot of businesses are.
Like gun to the head who makes more money the Ferrari dealership or the Honda one? No one creative is passionate about Hondas. I met a rich as fuck immigrant family who came here in the 80s to work in nursing homes and wipe old people's asses. They now own a nursing home empire. This is the typical rags to riches story. People with mettle and grind and hyperfocus on their business. You're right Eisner's case is rare. He oversaw the company during a classic period of immense creative and financial success. These people are insanely rare.
Most people who have taste and vision and are capable of great beauty have no ambition, drive, or practical sense. And most people who are rich enough to design the Taj Mahal live in ugly shitboxes and would never notice the difference.
But you're right about one thing. The elites of yore tried to emulate old money and buy class. They hired artisans. Today? Not so much. It's Queen of Versailles shit. Upjumped proles who think luxury is you can buy anything at Wal-Mart. There does seem to be a cultural shift where no one is embarrassed about being tacky. No one is competing with the House of Windsor. Really does seem like everything has changed. Age of social media and too many immigrants. The cultural decline of WASPs. Lots of explanations but it does seem like we're headed headlong into Idiocracy. Just remember that the rich don't typically ascend on artistic or creative merit. It's usually some asshole who pounded a single successful idea into oblivion.
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Date: July 4th, 2026 9:52 AM Author: Aqua spot
This looks nice but seems like a typical suburban home that a biglaw mid level in LA could afford.
Isn’t CSLG worth like $100 million?
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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:17 PM Author: rape ape
Low IQ prole: my home is a reflection of my character, I will spend every weekend fixing it up personally until it's perfect
100 IQ Redditor: idgaf, no one will ever notice. Only idiots notice minor details
High IQ billionaire savant: if the inside of the cabinet no one will ever see isn't perfect, then why would anyone buy iPhone Pro Max from my company *pays Johnny Ives millions to fix it* meanwhile family forced to sit on the floor due to nofurniture
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2...id#49982294) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:28 PM Author: ~~(> ' ' )>
Those numbers are too high.
In any case, I assumed it was at least a semi-serious hobby. If not, no big deal.
Many wealthy people don't spend too much; they spend too little on the right things. They mistakenly keep optimizing for more wealth, security, and optionality long after money has stopped being the real constraint. It becomes irrational frugality: passing up spending on time, ease, health, relationships, experiences, or meaningful projects that would do more for their well-being than another dollar saved.
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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:02 PM Author: askav
IDK where he lives but let's say Encino. He should have gotten something like this for himself:
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/17319-Magnolia-Blvd-Encino-CA-91316/19978662_zpid/
Still fucking stupid and soulless, but at least has the benefit of having finishes that don't automatically read as cheap, and has the kind of stuff he would like like a theater and a pool.
What's crazy is that he would appear not to live like a miser, exactly, but rather he has the tastes of an actual child, who would never invest in creating a beautiful space but instead fill it with toys.
He should buy a Charger with a scat pack and wrap it in neon.
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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: .,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,.
no taste. its the same reason why he works with 80 IQers and goes on carnival cruises, his taste is bottom level prole. in prior eras he would feel ashamed when his betters mocked him and hire interior decorators, but he doesnt have to do that in this era
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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM Author: rape ape
-tasteless
-nouveau riche
-Jewish
-scam artist/fraudster
-horrible husband/father
-serial liar for personal gain in all aspects of life
And then, for no reason at all...
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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:13 AM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\'
i was preparing to call perfectly executed flame until i saw cslg in the bathroom mirror.
i can never not laugh about how, on top of everything else, his pictures are so reliably terrible. like he just doesn't try whatsoever even when phone cameras make it so easy to take perfect pictures.
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Date: July 10th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: steffan miller
It just needs a paint job because there is too much white. But all these houses are built the same. Its the same as the one next door. Who cares if they aren't real hardwood floor. He has little kids (at least 50% of the time) and they would get marked up anyway.
Its got a lot of space. That's the key thing. Its a great home for a single dad. I'm actually surprised you can get one of those Calabasas for $1.7 mil or whatever it was.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2...id#49990823)
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