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"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
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Go over and help him finish.
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He's obliged to
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: salmon diverse goal in life headpube

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Garnet 180 Stock Car Giraffe

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: black tripping cruise ship therapy

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: glittery national

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Walnut whorehouse doctorate

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: drab university

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: salmon diverse goal in life headpube

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: chrome school cafeteria

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: black tripping cruise ship therapy

upset

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: razzmatazz space pozpig

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: vibrant nudist patrolman hominid

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: salmon diverse goal in life headpube

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: snowy french chef partner

Did you cum

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Lavender business firm

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: wonderful candlestick maker



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: turquoise exhilarant elastic band garrison

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: stubborn bright pisswyrm dilemma



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Tantric international law enforcement agency sandwich

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Pale parlor karate

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: salmon diverse goal in life headpube

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: sexy place of business



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: brilliant gunner locus

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: spectacular painfully honest sex offender hell

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: opaque razzle-dazzle knife hospital

(Faggot)

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: salmon diverse goal in life headpube

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Milky Internet-worthy Preventive Strike Temple

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: salmon diverse goal in life headpube

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: brilliant gunner locus

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: fishy big milk

rut roh

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Massive Love Of Her Life Sanctuary

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: spectacular painfully honest sex offender hell

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: salmon diverse goal in life headpube

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Lascivious Ruddy Halford



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Ruby church building



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: Titillating primrose parlour

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Contagious fortuitous meteor area

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: salmon diverse goal in life headpube

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Contagious fortuitous meteor area

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: salmon diverse goal in life headpube

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: impertinent crimson electric furnace stage

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: multi-colored learning disabled liquid oxygen gas station



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Contagious fortuitous meteor area



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: green comical brethren kitchen

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: Tantric international law enforcement agency sandwich

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Walnut whorehouse doctorate



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: impertinent crimson electric furnace stage

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: deep casino toaster



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: salmon diverse goal in life headpube

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Tantric international law enforcement agency sandwich

Count to twenty

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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: rusted chest-beating house boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39764365)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Supple lodge half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765121)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: vibrant nudist patrolman hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765145)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: Ruby church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: Pink vivacious rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: turquoise exhilarant elastic band garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Cerebral submissive fanboi

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Jet Trip School Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: laughsome boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: Burgundy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Tantric international law enforcement agency sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Motley rambunctious weed whacker mad-dog skullcap

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: ungodly stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Buck-toothed station indirect expression

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: multi-colored learning disabled liquid oxygen gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Thriller Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: vibrant nudist patrolman hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: excitant location trust fund

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: turquoise exhilarant elastic band garrison

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Contagious fortuitous meteor area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Tantric international law enforcement agency sandwich

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: hairraiser shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: multi-colored learning disabled liquid oxygen gas station

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Jet Trip School Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: laughsome boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: buff shivering newt

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: narrow-minded indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: Dark galvanic site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: orchid private investor

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: salmon diverse goal in life headpube

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: hairraiser shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Supple lodge half-breed

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: Walnut whorehouse doctorate

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Supple lodge half-breed

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Umber mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: marvelous death wish

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: blathering cheese-eating home

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: salmon diverse goal in life headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: anal chartreuse meetinghouse reading party

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: Cream Foreskin Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: Floppy spruce genital piercing

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed splenetic yarmulke

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: ungodly stag film

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Ruby church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: Puce Queen Of The Night Ladyboy

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: vibrant nudist patrolman hominid

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: salmon diverse goal in life headpube

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: Demanding theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Ruby church building

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: vibrant nudist patrolman hominid

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Motley rambunctious weed whacker mad-dog skullcap

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: Cerebral submissive fanboi

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Walnut whorehouse doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Apoplectic Sienna Address Background Story

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: turquoise exhilarant elastic band garrison

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: brilliant gunner locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: Jet Trip School Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: crusty son of senegal

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: Ruby church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: dashing depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Contagious fortuitous meteor area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: anal chartreuse meetinghouse reading party

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Walnut whorehouse doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: histrionic crotch pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: multi-colored learning disabled liquid oxygen gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Azure cracking field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Tantric international law enforcement agency sandwich

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Apoplectic Sienna Address Background Story

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Tantric international law enforcement agency sandwich

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: impertinent crimson electric furnace stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: Cerebral submissive fanboi

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: deep casino toaster

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: salmon diverse goal in life headpube

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: Apoplectic Sienna Address Background Story

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: deep casino toaster

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: anal chartreuse meetinghouse reading party

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: beady-eyed splenetic yarmulke

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: Ruby church building

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz space pozpig

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: salmon diverse goal in life headpube

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Cerebral submissive fanboi

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: Cordovan French Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: boyish locale antidepressant drug

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: salmon diverse goal in life headpube

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: Cerebral submissive fanboi

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: Milky Internet-worthy Preventive Strike Temple

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: salmon diverse goal in life headpube

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: Low-t indecent range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Cerebral submissive fanboi

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Cream Foreskin Spot

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: pea-brained library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: Tantric international law enforcement agency sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: Transparent theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: marvelous death wish

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Irradiated base boistinker

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Tantric international law enforcement agency sandwich

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Azure cracking field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#49346693)