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Most insane date I’ve ever been on (Hinge/Bumble)
| Indecent native deer antler | 07/11/25 |
| sienna doobsian dopamine | 07/11/25 |
| light stage | 07/11/25 |
| Translucent library | 07/11/25 |
| Indecent native deer antler | 07/11/25 |
| light stage | 07/11/25 |
| Ungodly area lettuce | 07/11/25 |
| magical corner useless brakes | 07/11/25 |
| Electric twinkling meetinghouse preventive strike | 07/11/25 |
| Brass balding stead faggot firefighter | 07/11/25 |
| Bronze queen of the night crackhouse | 07/11/25 |
| swashbuckling parlor sound barrier | 07/11/25 |
| aphrodisiac gold digit ratio school cafeteria | 07/11/25 |
| Indecent native deer antler | 07/11/25 |
| Glittery Deep Puppy | 07/11/25 |
| diverse coiffed quadroon | 07/12/25 |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: Indecent native deer antler I told this 5’2 chick who was exactly my type I’m 5’11 (I’m really 5’10). She seemed like “ok cool” so I didn’t expect much when I met her. I get there and she’s glowing when she sees me telling me how happy she is to meet me etc. I’m like wow this is cool. And she’s much hotter in real life and amazing personality.
I tell her at dinner I’m shocked she likes me because I’m short and most girls are obsessed with height. She said she didn’t notice and doesn’t care about height. Said I’m so handsome and have amazing hair and that I’m jacked and shes loves that.
I said wait there’s no way you like me. Women love tall men. There’s no way you’re into me.
Then she said ummm yeah I’m into you I think you’re so handsome.
I paused and ate and a taller guy walked by and I pointed to him and I said, “there! That’s a tall man! That’s the type you should be going for you’re super gorgeous no way should you be on a date with a short man like me!”
Then she got quiet and said “you seem very insecure it sucks because I really like you.” I got quiet too.
Then I took a bite of something and my jaw completely locked. I stood up and tried to speak but I couldn’t move my jaw or my mouth. My eyes bulged from my face. She screamed. Then I started foaming at the mouth.
Finally she got up, without helping me, and said “enough, I had enough I’m leaving this is ridiculous I’m leaving.” And then left. Two guys ran over and brought me to the hospital.
These chicks could literally watch you dying in front of them and they won’t help you if it slightly inconveniences them. |
Date: July 11th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: sienna doobsian dopamine Did the "date" happen to occur in a Red Lobster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49093828) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: light stage Red's Lobster 🦞 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49093838) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: Translucent library It was a good way to call her bluff that she was really into you. If you were Tall, she never would have left your side and would ride the ambulance with you and have to be dragged from your bedside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49093842) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:05 PM Author: Indecent native deer antler Those (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49093846) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:15 PM Author: light stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49093880) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: Ungodly area lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49093884) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: magical corner useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49093896) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Electric twinkling meetinghouse preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49094369) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:48 PM Author: Brass balding stead faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49094427) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:07 PM Author: Bronze queen of the night crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49093852) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: swashbuckling parlor sound barrier What a dumb bitch! You lucked out lock jaw tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49093888) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:46 PM Author: aphrodisiac gold digit ratio school cafeteria Whoa, small world! I watched this go down 🤣
She was super hot, man, but there's plenty of fish in the sea. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:48 PM Author: Indecent native deer antler You were the waiter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49094421) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:53 PM Author: Glittery Deep Puppy Wow poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49094441) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:00 AM Author: diverse coiffed quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2...id#49095074) |