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Went to see the DC cherry blossoms with Zurich tp (gunneratttt)(pic)

https://imgur.com/a/lgu0SHI
Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/11/26
u totally mog him
violet death wish stead
  04/11/26
he makes at least 2x as me and has a lovely wife and childre...
Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/11/26
I’m hoping it’ll be 3x next year bc I’m be...
cerebral school
  04/11/26
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titillating amber kitchen clown
  04/12/26
18000000 cherry blossom trees and loving embrace
cracking coral temple ape
  04/11/26
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Unholy senate
  04/11/26
two italian-passing bros
racy burgundy property
  04/11/26
zurich is a pasty and french looking as fuck, what are you t...
Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/11/26
the funny thing is i can't tell if op is an AI generated ima...
Unholy senate
  04/11/26
its real. i figured with my sunglasses it would be hard to p...
Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/11/26
i thought you were white fat and balding, this seems to be a...
Unholy senate
  04/11/26
indian? no way, dude, gunner is clearly sicilian-passing. wo...
racy burgundy property
  04/11/26
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Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/11/26
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Henna native headpube
  04/12/26
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Ocher flatulent half-breed gas station
  04/12/26
as i've said here before, it's kind of funny that gunner cla...
cerebral school
  04/12/26
durr durr $200 faux shearling shorts and cryptkeeper pale bu...
Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/12/26
I thought for sure he was just dumpy Appalachianprole meth t...
chest-beating passionate theater toilet seat
  04/12/26
ai unless faggeratttt has one dark arm and one light one
Pearly Den Masturbator
  04/12/26
he has vitiligo
cerebral school
  04/12/26
i legit thought i was looking at Justin Trudeau embracing on...
maize hospital
  04/13/26
...
flesh insanely creepy locus
  04/11/26
I feel gayer looking at this
Sooty chapel background story
  04/11/26
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Amethyst brunch laser beams
  04/11/26
the pink blossoms are the least gay thing in the picture, to...
Pearly Den Masturbator
  04/12/26
...
Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/12/26
GORGEOUS bros
Infuriating ceo shitlib
  04/11/26
wow
bisexual puppy
  04/11/26
My friend
cerebral school
  04/11/26
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contagious wild becky
  04/12/26
18000000
irate galvanic codepig church
  04/11/26
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Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/12/26
Looking good Billy Ray! Feeling good Louis! Out the wa...
Henna native headpube
  04/12/26
What kind of freak flies out from the west coast to drive ar...
cerebral school
  04/12/26
we were out for other things and just wanted to use your pla...
Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/12/26
who gary
Henna native headpube
  04/12/26
My trans wife
cerebral school
  04/12/26
This picture makes me really glad I’m not a lawyer
motley dun piazza
  04/12/26
You’re a jacked chad that fucks dimes on the reg. Gene...
cerebral school
  04/12/26
My guy are you ever not scrolling xo?
motley dun piazza
  04/12/26
dessert after lobster rolls https://imgur.com/a/i4ERPui
Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/12/26
Myron Gaines smile
Henna native headpube
  04/12/26
arent u worried u'll catch his AIDS sharing food and drinks?
maniacal alcoholic base
  04/12/26
after all that unprotected sex it's hard to remain cautious ...
Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/12/26
I'd like to see the lobster rolls
bisexual puppy
  04/12/26
despite technically being asian i'm not the type of asian th...
Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/12/26
Kash is looking great!
Appetizing field
  04/13/26
U gotta work on ur cleanup skills breh. This is almost as ba...
Fear-inspiring thriller striped hyena
  04/13/26
cleanup skills? edit: oh i get it. thats semi-intentional...
Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/13/26
blanking yourself while leaving him in the clear is (chefs k...
maize hospital
  04/13/26
seriously, he owned me. i'm outed now.
cerebral school
  04/13/26
he should have had the courage to join you
maize hospital
  04/13/26
i did in the first pic!
Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/13/26
180 pic of bros enjoying an embrace in a moment that will no...
180 sienna elastic band
  04/12/26
He definitely outkicked his coverage
Henna native headpube
  04/12/26
So I had a very long date with a guy from dating app. At the...
cerebral school
  04/12/26
We've all been there man. Left shattered and feeling like a ...
Henna native headpube
  04/12/26
No flame I woke up in Pittsburgh 3 weeks ago with my buttche...
cerebral school
  04/12/26
she's hot af
Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/12/26
gunner's skin looking very "olive" in that pic.
vermilion arrogant university
  04/12/26
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Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/12/26
If you scroll down the Italian on the left appears to be wea...
chest-beating passionate theater toilet seat
  04/12/26
Those are kith x Columbia fleece shorts. I paid $200 for the...
cerebral school
  04/12/26
which one is the more indian looking one
abusive mind-boggling sanctuary
  04/12/26
Why is the white guy so skinny?
brass institution brethren
  04/12/26
spaceporn hurt my feelings when he said he saw the pictures ...
cerebral school
  04/12/26
which one?
Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/12/26
I knew Zurich IRL. He's white and kinda corpse looking but ...
Razzle-dazzle fantasy-prone hissy fit
  04/12/26
Are you srs? Pls email me thank.
cerebral school
  04/12/26
also, you can ask gunner and HAtp and lex, i promise not to ...
cerebral school
  04/12/26
At least your right arm is White
Beady-eyed Pale Keepsake Machete
  04/12/26
saw this before i poasted and was internally loling over con...
Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/12/26
Lol I didn't notice until the second time I clicked
cracking coral temple ape
  04/12/26
it took a lot of grok prompts like "make one arm white&...
Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/12/26
Looks like you both have semis
nofapping disrespectful knife
  04/12/26
i had a least a 3/4 chub while taking pics with his him and ...
Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/12/26
this isn't really relevant to ITT, but my older son has a fr...
cerebral school
  04/12/26
...
Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/12/26
huh, great anecdotes from a guy also referred to as john
Pearly Den Masturbator
  04/12/26
what in the absolute fuck is this retarded shit you're sayin...
cerebral school
  04/12/26
lol, wifey reading the thread?
Pearly Den Masturbator
  04/12/26
his wife, my gf, and us literally were loling and about dumb...
Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/12/26
oh, i think it's a joke about me fucking prostitutes. yo...
cerebral school
  04/12/26
i thought this too but then he'd have said "a john"...
Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/12/26
yes, my 'joke' was made for you two faggots i'm sure you we...
Pearly Den Masturbator
  04/12/26
it doesnt make much sense when nothing in his poast is relev...
Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/12/26
yes, your joke was "extremely clever and hard to figure...
cerebral school
  04/12/26
just like reminding you that you are a complete loser xoxoh...
Pearly Den Masturbator
  04/12/26
Do you refer to Mark Levin as The Great One?
cerebral school
  04/13/26
So you're trying to have sex with Johns dad or what? That's ...
Fear-inspiring thriller striped hyena
  04/13/26
gunneratttt is pulling a double reverse schtick. he's an irl...
lascivious set
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Purple floppy pistol crackhouse
  04/13/26
It's pretty clever and has fooled poasters like fulano.
lascivious set
  04/13/26
Looks like Glenn greenwald and his Afro-Brazilian husband
Angry histrionic old irish cottage
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https://i2.wp.com/nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019...
cerebral school
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abusive mind-boggling sanctuary
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Date: April 11th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse

https://imgur.com/a/lgu0SHI

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Date: April 11th, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: violet death wish stead

u totally mog him

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Date: April 11th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse

he makes at least 2x as me and has a lovely wife and children through

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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: cerebral school

I’m hoping it’ll be 3x next year bc I’m being voted into the equity partnership

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49811155)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: titillating amber kitchen clown



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Date: April 11th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: cracking coral temple ape

18000000 cherry blossom trees and loving embrace

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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Unholy senate



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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: racy burgundy property

two italian-passing bros

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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse

zurich is a pasty and french looking as fuck, what are you talking about? im a little pale rn but still pretty sicillian looking. some italians at the tidal basin nodded at me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49811101)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: Unholy senate

the funny thing is i can't tell if op is an AI generated image, something you pulled from elsewhere, or real

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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse

its real. i figured with my sunglasses it would be hard to positive id me. im having lobster roll with zurich and his family rn and could poast more proof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49811162)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Unholy senate

i thought you were white fat and balding, this seems to be a zany joke on the gujjerreddit-is-indian contingent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49811166)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: racy burgundy property

indian? no way, dude, gunner is clearly sicilian-passing. wouldn’t be out of place on tony soprano’s crew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49811180)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:35 AM
Author: Henna native headpube



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Ocher flatulent half-breed gas station



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: cerebral school

as i've said here before, it's kind of funny that gunner claims to look italian or greek or whatever. he just looks indian ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812341)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse

durr durr $200 faux shearling shorts and cryptkeeper pale but can't tell the difference between indian and mediterranean

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: chest-beating passionate theater toilet seat

I thought for sure he was just dumpy Appalachianprole meth trash. I get so confused at these pictures. He's legit Indian pretending to be Italian like paulie porsge? Zurich is some 72 year old Armenian dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812361)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: Pearly Den Masturbator

ai unless faggeratttt has one dark arm and one light one

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: cerebral school

he has vitiligo

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Date: April 13th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: maize hospital

i legit thought i was looking at Justin Trudeau embracing one of his millions of immigrants for a moment

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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: flesh insanely creepy locus



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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Sooty chapel background story

I feel gayer looking at this

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: Amethyst brunch laser beams



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: Pearly Den Masturbator

the pink blossoms are the least gay thing in the picture, too

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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse



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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:15 PM
Author: Infuriating ceo shitlib

GORGEOUS bros

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: bisexual puppy

wow

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: cerebral school

My friend

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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: contagious wild becky



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: irate galvanic codepig church

18000000

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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:31 AM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:34 AM
Author: Henna native headpube

Looking good Billy Ray!

Feeling good Louis!

Out the watch pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49811890)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:14 AM
Author: cerebral school

What kind of freak flies out from the west coast to drive around dc for 3 hours and turns around to get on a plane right back? A street shitter, apparently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49811930)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse

we were out for other things and just wanted to use your place as a crash pad to roll around my gf and gary for a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49811945)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:44 AM
Author: Henna native headpube

who gary

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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: cerebral school

My trans wife

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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: motley dun piazza

This picture makes me really glad I’m not a lawyer

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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:59 AM
Author: cerebral school

You’re a jacked chad that fucks dimes on the reg. Genetically predestined not to be a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49811962)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: motley dun piazza

My guy are you ever not scrolling xo?

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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse

dessert after lobster rolls

https://imgur.com/a/i4ERPui

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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: Henna native headpube

Myron Gaines smile

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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: maniacal alcoholic base

arent u worried u'll catch his AIDS sharing food and drinks?

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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse

after all that unprotected sex it's hard to remain cautious about sharing food and drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: bisexual puppy

I'd like to see the lobster rolls

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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse

despite technically being asian i'm not the type of asian that takes pics of his food at a restaurant. also they were just meh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49813001)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:08 AM
Author: Appetizing field

Kash is looking great!

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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring thriller striped hyena

U gotta work on ur cleanup skills breh. This is almost as bad as when benzo posted his bank account.

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Date: April 13th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse

cleanup skills?

edit: oh i get it. thats semi-intentional because it makes it funnier for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49814066)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: maize hospital

blanking yourself while leaving him in the clear is (chefs kiss)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: cerebral school

seriously, he owned me. i'm outed now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49814131)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: maize hospital

he should have had the courage to join you



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse

i did in the first pic!

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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: 180 sienna elastic band

180 pic of bros enjoying an embrace in a moment that will not last forever - much like the cherry blossoms will one day wither and die. but today is beautiful

p.s. zurich's wife is very pretty

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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Henna native headpube

He definitely outkicked his coverage

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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: cerebral school

So I had a very long date with a guy from dating app. At the end we had sex but I was quite high on alcohol and feel like he took advantage of me. He gave me lift home and now I saw he unmatched me on dating app next morning. I feel stupid and very sad. A guy was all over me, he shared his phone before the date but I didn't write it down. I understand he is not interested but unmatching without even basic courtesy just crushed me. WHY men in their 30's don't have basic decency especially after intercourse?

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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: Henna native headpube

We've all been there man. Left shattered and feeling like a worthless piece of fuckmeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812097)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: cerebral school

No flame I woke up in Pittsburgh 3 weeks ago with my buttcheeks stuck together. No condom anywhere in the room even though I made the guy promise to use one

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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse

she's hot af

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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: vermilion arrogant university

gunner's skin looking very "olive" in that pic.

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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812624)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: chest-beating passionate theater toilet seat

If you scroll down the Italian on the left appears to be wearing an Aldi bag as shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812195)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:12 AM
Author: cerebral school

Those are kith x Columbia fleece shorts. I paid $200 for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812261)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: abusive mind-boggling sanctuary

which one is the more indian looking one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812239)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: brass institution brethren

Why is the white guy so skinny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812356)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: cerebral school

spaceporn hurt my feelings when he said he saw the pictures of me with the dog and my daughter and that i was fat in the picture, so i started dieting and doing a lot of cardio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812370)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse

which one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812424)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle fantasy-prone hissy fit

I knew Zurich IRL. He's white and kinda corpse looking but not a bad dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812440)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: cerebral school

Are you srs? Pls email me thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812563)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: cerebral school

also, you can ask gunner and HAtp and lex, i promise not to out you. i'm curious how i know u.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812640)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pale Keepsake Machete

At least your right arm is White

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812644)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse

saw this before i poasted and was internally loling over consuela and fulano wondering IS THIS REAL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: cracking coral temple ape

Lol I didn't notice until the second time I clicked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812748)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse

it took a lot of grok prompts like "make one arm white" to finally get it to do this. and it still made me darker than i am. i definitely do look more olive toned than this irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812755)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: nofapping disrespectful knife

Looks like you both have semis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812727)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse

i had a least a 3/4 chub while taking pics with his him and his son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812730)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: cerebral school

this isn't really relevant to ITT, but my older son has a friend over and the following things have happened within the span of about 45 minutes:

1. he pointed to the urn with my dad's ashes and said MEET MY GRANDFATHER

2. his friend's name is john and mu son walked over to me (accompanied by john) and said "did you know john's 35% german? he made a picture" and showed me a swastika on an etch-a-sketch (which im guessing my kid drew). they were both howling laughing.

3. he ran downstairs and said "dad, i think i found a ball shaver" and was holding, in fact, a pair of clippers one might use to cut one's pubes.

also, this kid's dad is a securities lolyer at Dechert. he worked at the SEC for years but took off after the drumpfth 2nd term started, so i guess he's a service partner there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812773)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812802)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Pearly Den Masturbator

huh, great anecdotes from a guy also referred to as john

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812832)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: cerebral school

what in the absolute fuck is this retarded shit you're saying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812833)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Pearly Den Masturbator

lol, wifey reading the thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812847)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse

his wife, my gf, and us literally were loling and about dumb xo shit this morning. i also have no idea what you're talking about with "john"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: cerebral school

oh, i think it's a joke about me fucking prostitutes.

you need to try harder (assuming i'm even right, which i may not be). if it takes two people like 45 minutes to get the joke, your joke sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812956)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse

i thought this too but then he'd have said "a john" and also his follow up about your wife makes zero sense since part of your arc is that she found your xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812969)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Pearly Den Masturbator

yes, my 'joke' was made for you two faggots

i'm sure you were the last two to 'get it', btw. it was extremely clever and hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse

it doesnt make much sense when nothing in his poast is relevant to his whoring. at best it's a hamfisted attempt to dunk on him for his whoring, which is not only droll (his name is john and you're a john haha) but pretty stupid to dunk on someone for something they revealed themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812987)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: cerebral school

yes, your joke was "extremely clever and hard to figure out."

the best jokes tend to confuse the listener and cause them to spend 40 minutes trying to discern what the joke-teller is even talking about.

also, what's so funny about me fucking like 75 prostitutes? who even cares. hey i was addicted to coke too! haha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49812992)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:48 PM
Author: Pearly Den Masturbator

just like reminding you that you are a complete loser

xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49813510)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:01 AM
Author: cerebral school

Do you refer to Mark Levin as The Great One?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49813768)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring thriller striped hyena

So you're trying to have sex with Johns dad or what? That's what I took from this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49813731)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: lascivious set

gunneratttt is pulling a double reverse schtick. he's an irl jeet pretending to be white who pretends to be a jeet online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49813732)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:53 AM
Author: Purple floppy pistol crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49813763)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: lascivious set

It's pretty clever and has fooled poasters like fulano.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49813771)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: Angry histrionic old irish cottage

Looks like Glenn greenwald and his Afro-Brazilian husband

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49814199)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: cerebral school

https://i2.wp.com/nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/11/glenn-greenwald.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&ssl=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49814223)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: abusive mind-boggling sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2...id#49814518)