fulano explaining to his husband what he does at biglaw for the 97th time
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Date: June 3rd, 2024 2:41 PM Author: aphrodisiac preventive strike
"babe, this is high stakes IP litigation: our client (of whom you may have heard; they're called "Google") has billions of dollars in technology/capital invested in my ability to frame this incredibly complex legal argume--"
"--yeah, babe, i know. i write emails for my job, too, its not a big deal, god"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5536067&forum_id=2...id#47716225) |
Date: June 14th, 2024 2:30 PM Author: the cathedral of light
"omg, babe, it's friday and like the day is almost over [ed. it is literally 2:30 PM] can we just like go out or WHAT"
...in the background as fulano reads the latest frantic email from a coked out finance bro losing his shit over the status of the current docs for financing the fart app IPO scheduled for end of july
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5536067&forum_id=2...id#47746958) |
Date: June 15th, 2024 11:21 AM Author: the cathedral of light
saturday, 11:21 AM
fulano has accidently agreed to a fall trip to a B&B in new england just to make the birds stop yelling
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5536067&forum_id=2...id#47749058) |
Date: June 15th, 2024 3:02 PM Author: the cathedral of light
saturday, 3:02 pm.
fulano is finally out with his husband and their friends. he downs his first margarita and makes eye contact with the bartender.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5536067&forum_id=2...id#47749557) |
Date: June 15th, 2024 5:19 PM Author: the cathedral of light
5:19 PM
three drinks in, fulano dips outside and tries to bum a cigarette.
"oh, i just have menthols"
"i dont care, just give me one"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5536067&forum_id=2...id#47749775) |
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