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$omeone left a rotisserie chicken in the toy aisle. I under$tand.

Found it sitting there, perfectly intact. A whole rotisserie...
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a Trojan horse for ADM's insidious agenda?
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sup, disco fries
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Disco sleepwalking in a dream out his lonely childhood
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yellow contagious tanning salon kitty cat
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this happened to me too.
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Date: November 8th, 2024 10:41 PM
Author: yellow contagious tanning salon kitty cat

Found it sitting there, perfectly intact. A whole rotisserie chicken, abandoned between the Hot Wheels and Play-Doh. Still warm.

At first, I was angry.

But then I thought about it. Whoever left it? They gave up. Mid-shop, mid-thought, mid-life. The weight of exi$tence became too much, and they just… walked away.

I picked it up, carried it back to the deli. Looked at my reflection in the sneeze guard and whispered, “Yes, friend. I, too, want to leave things behind.”

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Date: November 8th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Charcoal Alcoholic Station



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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:52 AM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (My Mahchine™& you call me in$ane..ur privy to a Great Becumming™)

a Trojan horse for ADM's insidious agenda?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2...id#48341300)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: learning disabled twinkling uncleanness parlour

sup, disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2...id#48313544)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: yellow contagious tanning salon kitty cat



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Date: November 9th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: Zombie-like turdskin university

Disco sleepwalking in a dream out his lonely childhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2...id#48314579)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: yellow contagious tanning salon kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2...id#48315019)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Fuchsia stead

this happened to me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2...id#48315024)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 8:20 AM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2...id#48321556)



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Date: November 13th, 2024 7:02 AM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2...id#48330282)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2...id#48335106)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (PUT THE FUCKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD OR GET THE HOSE)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2...id#48339509)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:35 AM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (My Mahchine™& you call me in$ane..ur privy to a Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2...id#48341162)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: "'''''"'""'''"'"'

The chicken found its way to the middle class, suburban kitchen counter. A curious child peers into its cavity and excitedly yells, "mom, look, hot wheels!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2...id#48341257)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:49 AM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (My Mahchine™& you call me in$ane..ur privy to a Great Becumming™)

You think the chicken ever wanted this? $kinned, seasoned, and forgotten under the fluorescents. But maybe, just maybe, it was the $neeze guard that whispered, 'Let me go.' Fuck it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2...id#48341281)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2...id#48346026)