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The remakes of 80s Schwarzenegger films are all failures

Running Man, Total Recall, Conan the Barbarian, Red Sonja t...
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  12/18/25
put a chick in it and make her gay
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  12/18/25
It's retarded to remake his movies because his unique person...
Ass Sunstein
  12/18/25
This. the only exception being Conan. the source material is...
bigeastboy
  12/18/25
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Ass Sunstein
  12/18/25
momoa sucks imo
Blitzen Did Nothing Wrong
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Austrian Oak is what made those movies classic.
samoth
  12/20/25
Tons of movies fail horribly nowadays. The box office &ldquo...
cowgod
  12/18/25
I remember Hook and LAH getting dragged so hard for being &q...
Ass Sunstein
  12/18/25
Flying under the radar is practically its original call to f...
cowgod
  12/20/25
Cr now we have Ruinous failures like Mars Needs Moms. No one...
Higgs Monaghan
  12/20/25
People don’t have the attention span for “new th...
cowgod
  12/20/25
Now new movies are largely over 2.5 hours when people have s...
AI_concubine
  12/20/25
So you're saying we need a waterworld reboot
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  12/20/25
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Blitzen Did Nothing Wrong
  12/20/25
Pre-Covid annual box office sales were over $40bn a year. No...
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And LJL at paying $80bn for Warner Brothers. Good luck with ...
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No, the claim is not true—it's a significant exaggerat...
Your Poast Makes Me Less Safe
  12/20/25
Hollywood is trash. Lost its soul to analytics, just like co...
Fucking Fuckface
  12/20/25
the chinks bullied the Jews around too
Blitzen Did Nothing Wrong
  12/20/25
The remake of Kindergarten Cop featuring that black chick fr...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  12/20/25
I missed that one.
Your Poast Makes Me Less Safe
  12/20/25
Kindergarten Cop 2 stared Dolph Lungren
Evolved position on genital mutilation of children
  12/20/25
Total Recall with Colin Farrell was actually really close to...
GOY SUPERSTAR
  12/20/25
These weren't great movies originally so i don't find it sur...
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: //////////

Running Man, Total Recall, Conan the Barbarian, Red Sonja

the remakes are all garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49519419)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..


put a chick in it and make her gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49519421)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

It's retarded to remake his movies because his unique personality was what made the mediocre source material good.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49519436)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: bigeastboy

This. the only exception being Conan. the source material is 180 and if done right could be a lotr/got type hit. the momoa movie was unfortunately, not done right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49519448)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:25 AM
Author: Blitzen Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

momoa sucks imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49524569)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: samoth

TITCR. The Austrian Oak is what made those movies classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49524727)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: cowgod

Tons of movies fail horribly nowadays. The box office “bombs” of old such as Waterworld would still make back their budgets.

Blade Runner (1982) — Budget: ~$28M | Box Office: ~$41.5M

The Thing (1982) — Budget: ~$15M | Box Office: ~$19.6M

Scarface (1983) — Budget: ~$25M | Box Office: ~$66M

Once Upon a Time in America (1984) — Budget: ~$30M | Box Office: ~$5.3M (US), ~$43M worldwide

The Shawshank Redemption (1994) — Budget: ~$25M | Box Office: ~$28.3M

Fight Club (1999) — Budget: ~$63M | Box Office: ~$101M

Eyes Wide Shut (1999) — Budget: ~$65M | Box Office: ~$162M

Batman Returns (1992) — Budget: ~$80M | Box Office: ~$266M

Waterworld (1995) — Budget: ~$172M | Box Office: ~$264M

Hook (1991) — Budget: ~$70M | Box Office: ~$300.9M

The Rocketeer (1991) — Budget: ~$40M | Box Office: ~$46.7M

Last Action Hero (1993) — Budget: ~$85M | Box Office: ~$137M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49519481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

I remember Hook and LAH getting dragged so hard for being "bombs", actually pretty respectable.

I had no idea Shawshank Redemption did so poorly, assumed it was a big success. It got a lot of Oscar nominations and is still referenced a lot now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49519564)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:58 AM
Author: cowgod

Flying under the radar is practically its original call to fame with Losers imo. Losers have always loved Shawshank. Every Loser has a copy of it on DVD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49524552)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Higgs Monaghan ( )

Cr now we have Ruinous failures like Mars Needs Moms. No one remembers this obviously but it made like 35m worldwide on a 150000000k budget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49524594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: cowgod

People don’t have the attention span for “new things” imo. You can just sort of harvest their interest in the Same Things. Like in the early 90s you could see a Trailer for Hook and get yourself excited over a long period of time. Same with Zelda OOT. There’s no way to get hyped for anything anymore because there are Other Things distracting you. Almost No Games came out in 1995. Well a few did but they were $60 which is like $145 now and you didn’t have a Ride and that shit wasn’t worth it even if it was good or wasn’t in stock anyway and NAFTA had happened so your parents couldn’t afford it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49525704)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: AI_concubine

Now new movies are largely over 2.5 hours when people have shorter attention spans than ever. The industry keeps shooting itself in the foot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49525864)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:03 AM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

So you're saying we need a waterworld reboot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49524607)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Blitzen Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49526706)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:00 AM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

Pre-Covid annual box office sales were over $40bn a year. Now its less than $8bn. The industry is DEAD. Streaming is not really saving it either because TV used to make GAZILLIONS off advertising and advertising is DEAD and the $20 from everyone is not covering the money bleed. The entire industry is fucked beyond words and that's before AI has even started reaping.

They did it to themselves but sidelining anything white and male.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49524598)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:01 AM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

And LJL at paying $80bn for Warner Brothers. Good luck with that.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49524599)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Your Poast Makes Me Less Safe

No, the claim is not true—it's a significant exaggeration based on outdated or misinterpreted data.

Box Office Revenue

Pre-COVID: Global theatrical box office reached a record $42.5 billion in 2019 (sources: Comscore, Hollywood Reporter, Box Office Mojo).

Post-COVID recovery:

2023: ~$33.9 billion

2024: ~$30 billion (down slightly due to fewer releases from 2023 strikes and uneven performance in markets like China)

2025 projection: $33–34 billion (on track for growth)

The industry took a massive hit during COVID (dropping to ~$21 billion in 2021), but it's recovering steadily, though still ~20–30% below 2019 peaks. It's not "less than $8bn"—that's wildly inaccurate (even U.S. domestic alone was ~$8.7 billion in 2024). Theatrical isn't "dead"; big hits like Inside Out 2 ($1.7B) and Deadpool & Wolverine ($1.3B) proved event movies still draw crowds, but mid-budget films and consistent releases have shrunk.

Streaming and Overall Entertainment Revenue

Streaming has exploded and is highly profitable:

The global video streaming market was worth hundreds of billions in 2024 (e.g., ~$674 billion total, including subscriptions and ads).

Major platforms like Netflix alone had tens of billions in revenue, with growing ad tiers boosting profits (Netflix's ad-supported plan often generates higher ARPU than pure subscriptions in some cases).

Hybrid models (subscriptions + ads) are thriving, with ad revenue projected to make up ~28% of streaming income by 2028.

Traditional linear TV advertising has declined (global TV ad spend dipped post-pandemic and is flatter now, around $130–140 billion annually vs. higher peaks pre-streaming dominance), but overall video/entertainment ad revenue has shifted to digital/CTV/streaming, which is growing rapidly. Subscriptions from millions of users worldwide easily offset much of the "bleed"—the industry adapted, not collapsed.

Is the Industry "Dead" or "Fucked"?

No—theatrical is challenged and evolving (fewer films, more reliance on blockbusters), production slowed in 2024 (post-strikes, economic caution), and jobs have been hit hard (high unemployment in crew/creative roles). But total entertainment/media revenue (theatrical + streaming + TV) is massive and growing in many segments. AI will disrupt (e.g., VFX, writing), but it's not "reaping" yet—the industry is transforming, not dying.

In short: Struggling in parts? Yes. Dead and bleeding out irreparably? Far from it. Recovery is ongoing, driven by hits and streaming profitability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49526414)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Hollywood is trash. Lost its soul to analytics, just like college football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49524646)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Blitzen Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

the chinks bullied the Jews around too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49524649)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

The remake of Kindergarten Cop featuring that black chick from Ghostbusters 2 was awful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49525866)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Your Poast Makes Me Less Safe

I missed that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49526417)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Evolved position on genital mutilation of children

Kindergarten Cop 2 stared Dolph Lungren

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49526595)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: GOY SUPERSTAR

Total Recall with Colin Farrell was actually really close to being good. Even the movie that was actually made was a fun watch imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49526600)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,


These weren't great movies originally so i don't find it surprising at all.

Like 90% of people never saw the first one - so why would these people see a remake if they never bothered to see the original

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811706&forum_id=2...id#49526741)