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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:31 AM Author: Adulterous station mad cow disease http://www.stoa.org/diotima/anthology/quinn_jokes.shtml
#251. The lady of a house had a simple-minded slave. But when she got a peek at just how thick his other head was also, she lusted after him. She put a mask over her face so that he wouldn't recognize her, and played around with him. Joining her game, he had sex with her. Then, grinning as he usually did, he reported to his master: "Sir, sir, I fucked the dancer and the mistress was inside!"
#43. When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear-entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"
#64. An intellectual bought a pair of pants. But he could hardly put them on because they were too tight. So he got rid of the hair around his legs.
#245A. A young man invited into his home frisky old women. He said to his servants: "Mix a drink for one, and have sex with the other, if she wants to." The women spoke up as one: "I'm not thirsty." |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:09 AM Author: deep electric furnace 43: earl waiting for his fiance by the back door, just where he likes to wait (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825255) |
Date: May 5th, 2015 1:33 AM Author: Contagious senate Only the high IQ bros were allowed to write down jokes in those days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825063) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:35 AM Author: motley garnet indian lodge gunner #57. An intellectual got a slave pregnant. At the birth, his father suggested that the child be killed. The intellectual replied: "First murder your own children and then tell me to kill mine."[4] not bad |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:41 AM Author: mind-boggling naked love of her life puppy lol at "horny women" being the only joke category about women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825110) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:51 AM Author: Cruel-hearted big trump supporter laser beams Well, your future wife Tinder slutting it up seems to be the only one here .. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825989) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:45 AM Author: magical puce antidepressant drug macaca #45. An intellectual during the night ravished his grandmother and for this got a beating from his father. He complained: "You've been mounting my mother for a long time, without suffering any consequences from me. And now you're mad that you found me screwing your mother for the first time ever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825126) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:49 AM Author: magical puce antidepressant drug macaca #115. An Abderite saw a eunuch talking with a woman and asked him if she was his wife. When he replied that eunuchs can't have wives, the Abderite asked: "So is she your daughter?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825158) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:21 AM Author: vengeful international law enforcement agency i dont get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825312) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:25 AM Author: magical puce antidepressant drug macaca how is he going to have a daughter if he cant fuck? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825346) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:48 AM Author: Adulterous station mad cow disease Also those fucking Abderites are just stupid as Hell, man. LJL at them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825494) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:49 AM Author: magical puce antidepressant drug macaca right, that too. this comedy is 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825498) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:50 AM Author: Sable rambunctious school the joke is that the eunuch is a little bitch, not that abderites are retarded fuckin shitlibs man |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:16 PM Author: angry juggernaut generalized bond this is almost, ALMOST, an ancient variation on "what's his name?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27828726) |
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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:09 AM Author: Charcoal Quadroon #115B. An Abderite saw a eunuch talking with a woman and asked him if she was his wife. When he replied that eunuchs can't have wives, the Abderite asked: "So how's your daughter, mr. jinx?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27838190) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:52 AM Author: magical puce antidepressant drug macaca #263. Someone needled a jokester: "I had your wife, without paying a dime." He replied: "It's my duty as a husband to couple with such a monstrosity. What made you do it?' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825165) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:53 AM Author: light state twist: the lady of the house's husband was also an intellectual (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825180) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:54 AM Author: magical puce antidepressant drug macaca #201. A man, just back from a trip abroad, went to an incompetent fortune-teller. He asked about his family, and the fortune-teller replied: "Everyone is fine, especially your father." When the man objected that his father had been dead for ten years, the reply came: "You have no clue who your real father is."
OMG...damn taht fortune teller got him good. |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:19 AM Author: Honey-headed aromatic tattoo orchestra pit a competent fortune teller would've kept him in the dark about that little detail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825581) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:57 AM Author: Greedy milk #244A. A young man said to his libido-driven wife: "What should we do, darling? Eat or have sex?" And she replied: "You can choose. But there's not a crumb in the house." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825198) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:57 AM Author: magical puce antidepressant drug macaca #234. A man with bad breath asked his wife: "Madame, why do you hate me?" And she said in reply: "Because you love me." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825200) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:58 AM Author: Greedy milk #250. A young man was asked whether he took orders from his wife or if she obeyed his every command. He boasted: "My wife is so afraid of me that if I so much as yawn she shits."
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#107. There was another man, just like the last one - a big talker, but in fact impoverished. By chance he got sick, and his girlfriend, coming into his place without warning, found him lying on a humble mat made of reeds. Turning over, he claimed that the doctors were responsible: "The best and most famous doctors in the city ordered me to sleep on a mat like this." When asked if he could roll over and cavort, he replied derisively, "I can't, my back!"
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:00 AM Author: Greedy milk #98. A friend met an intellectual, and said: "Congratulations! You've got a baby boy!" The intellectual replied: "Thanks to buddies like you!"
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:03 AM Author: heady address In Florence, a young woman, somewhat of a simpleton, was on the point of delivering a baby. She had long been enduring acute pain, and the midwife, candle in hand, inspected her secret area, in order to ascertain if the child was coming. “Look also on the other side,” said the poor creature, “my husband has sometimes taken that road.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825227) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:48 AM Author: Contagious senate 1346 AD: your past great great great great great great great great great grandmother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825497) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:50 AM Author: Cyan gas station place of business But hey look on the bright side it means your great great great great great great great great great grandfather was a Chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825504) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:22 AM Author: self-centered nursing home internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825593) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 5:55 PM Author: good poa, b.A.A.d views (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#49884163) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:06 AM Author: Greedy milk #145. When a jokester who was a shopkeeper found a policeman screwing his wife, he said: "I got something I wasn't bargaining for."
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:09 AM Author: Adulterous station mad cow disease Honestly one of my favorite parts is that they have the equivalent of dumb Polack jokes except it's for an obscure city in Thrace nobody today has ever heard of. And apparently this city was the brunt of such jokes for like 600 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825254) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:10 AM Author: Greedy milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825266) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:25 AM Author: Honey-headed aromatic tattoo orchestra pit there's a reason nobody's heard of them today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825601) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:24 AM Author: Stirring Snowy Theater Stage Blood Rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825842) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:10 AM Author: heady address O snap
Francesco Quartnense, a Florentine merchant, resided in Genoa with his wife and family. His children were thin and lanky, while those of the Genoese are generally healthy and hardy. He was asked one day why his children were so spare and of such a weak constitution, it being the reverse with the young Genoese. “The reason is easily given, ” he said. “I work alone at manufacturing my children, but you have quite a number of assistants in the making of yours |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:22 AM Author: deep electric furnace intellectualism / cuckoldry is literally a transcendental property of mankind, it exists irrespective of culture, time, space. in platonic heaven there is the pure form of a dude looking on as his wife gets railed by chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825318) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:23 AM Author: heady address Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825327) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:13 AM Author: heady address A young Florentine was going down to River Arno with one of those nets in which they wash wool, and met a frolicsome boy, who, out of fun, asked him what birds he was going to catch with that net of his? “I am going to the Brothel’s outlet,” replied the youth, “to spread my net there, and catch your mother.” “Mind you search the place carefully,” retorted the boy, “for you will be sure to find yours there also.”
The classics really do transcend time |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:20 AM Author: deep electric furnace 2 boys literally talking shit about each other's moms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825311) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:52 AM Author: Cyan gas station place of business Do you think they wore a primitive version of MESH SHORTS to support their ample BOYBASKETS whilst cavorting at the gymnasium? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825509) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:29 AM Author: Honey-headed aromatic tattoo orchestra pit no one wore shorts to the gymnasium. it's right there in the name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825614) |
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Date: May 14th, 2015 8:11 PM Author: Excitant Pink Keepsake Machete Ye momma! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27892791) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:20 AM Author: heady address Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825309) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:19 AM Author: magical puce antidepressant drug macaca #248A. A misogynist was sick, at death's door. When his wife said to him, "If anything bad happens to you, I'll hang myself," he looked up at her and said: "Do me the favor while I'm still alive."
oh man thats so wrong. |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:22 AM Author: vengeful international law enforcement agency so basically 50 different versions of "take my wife. please!" nyuk nyuk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825319) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:28 AM Author: heady address Filled with intellectuals and cuckolds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27825362) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:07 PM Author: citrine massive reading party To be fair,
*scratches on digital wall*
"RSF is a donkey-lover who engages in voluntary coitus with women of ill-repute and poor breeding!" |
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http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2185619&mc=66&forum_id=2 |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:38 AM Author: drab vivacious house Was just thinking of this. All time classic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27831252) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:48 AM Author: heady address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27831984) |
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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:19 PM Author: Harsh Hall lol, I love how cuckoldry is hilarious no matter the millennium (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27828741) |
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fuck this thread |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 5:56 PM Author: good poa, b.A.A.d views (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#49884164) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 9:38 AM Author: geriatric concupiscible public bath ape cr this thread is full of libartstards classics majors &shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27832405) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:57 AM Author: Swashbuckling depressive perfect thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27831387) |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 9:36 AM Author: geriatric concupiscible public bath ape none of these is 180 douchenigs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27832398) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2017 10:13 PM Author: vengeful international law enforcement agency Some faek news site obv (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#32893459) |
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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:16 AM Author: electric digit ratio stead A lot of these jokes really go to show just how much our society has changed as a result of liberalism and christianity. Almost all of these jokes reveal what today would be considered huge social iniquities being dealt with so lightly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#27838233) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2017 10:24 PM Author: aphrodisiac shaky coffee pot wtf? Like half of the jokes involve friars and are set in the Middle Ages when Christianity was at its peak in Europe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2872138&forum_id=2...id#32893563) |
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