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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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brilliant vigorous candlestick maker
  07/14/25
lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes
confused regret
  07/14/25
Ty
brilliant vigorous candlestick maker
  07/14/25
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Pungent Bronze Liquid Oxygen Parlor
  07/16/25
are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
titillating twinkling home
  07/14/25
The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation...
brilliant vigorous candlestick maker
  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
titillating twinkling home
  07/14/25
That’s all about to change.
brilliant vigorous candlestick maker
  07/14/25
make it quick I'm drowning here
titillating twinkling home
  07/14/25
Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
Beady-eyed Painfully Honest Step-uncle's House
  07/14/25
Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
brilliant vigorous candlestick maker
  07/14/25
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supple halford
  07/14/25
it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
Adventurous Underhanded Toaster Boiling Water
  07/14/25
who is opposing counsel
Cracking International Law Enforcement Agency
  07/14/25
A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
brilliant vigorous candlestick maker
  07/14/25
i wish both you and zurich tp luck
Cracking International Law Enforcement Agency
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Swollen Spectacular Theater
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flushed lodge
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Sadistic mustard hairy legs alpha
  07/15/25
9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?
soul-stirring trust fund
  07/14/25
Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
brilliant vigorous candlestick maker
  07/14/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
soul-stirring trust fund
  07/14/25
what a stud
Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
razzle-dazzle emerald trailer park
  07/14/25
I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’l...
brilliant vigorous candlestick maker
  07/14/25
Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
hyperventilating walnut box office
  07/14/25
Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
soul-stirring trust fund
  07/14/25
Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
hyperventilating walnut box office
  07/14/25
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thriller seedy tanning salon
  07/15/25
The N-word would be a clever wink
Swollen Spectacular Theater
  07/14/25
You're honor I'm gay
glittery pale ratface garrison
  07/14/25
"I have sex with men for money"
soul-stirring trust fund
  07/14/25
at least use the word scholarship.
sable organic girlfriend really tough guy
  07/14/25
Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...
sable organic girlfriend really tough guy
  07/14/25
Bangarang could fly under the radar
exciting brass national
  07/15/25
your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black ...
titillating twinkling home
  07/14/25
CNN made “jet black” too famous
brilliant vigorous candlestick maker
  07/14/25
I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
titillating twinkling home
  07/14/25
May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
Hot Library
  07/15/25
Best of luck
Appetizing Light Abode
  07/14/25
good luck buddy the most "appellate" work ive d...
Carmine Piazza Half-breed
  07/15/25
got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgati...
Impressive orchestra pit
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Cracking International Law Enforcement Agency
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Kenneth Play
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EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
Impressive orchestra pit
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judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
Cracking International Law Enforcement Agency
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Carmine Piazza Half-breed
  07/15/25
what is this case over anyway
Impressive orchestra pit
  07/15/25
Where is the link
Federal Boyish Market Legend
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
Cracking International Law Enforcement Agency
  07/15/25
Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
Federal Boyish Market Legend
  07/15/25
what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
Vibrant Nursing Home Lettuce
  07/15/25
looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary ...
cerebral cocky prole
  07/15/25
Here he comes
Impressive orchestra pit
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He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
Impressive orchestra pit
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rookie blunder
learning disabled turdskin pit
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ahhhhh shit!!!
Carmine Piazza Half-breed
  07/15/25
Wow aren't laws crazy
gold exhilarant house mood
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Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack Maybe you two...
Federal Boyish Market Legend
  07/15/25
1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
Impressive orchestra pit
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Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the o...
Vibrant Nursing Home Lettuce
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Swollen Spectacular Theater
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almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably alre...
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Kenneth Play
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Sorry your honor i fucked up haha
gold exhilarant house mood
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why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
Impressive orchestra pit
  07/15/25
Really makes you think huh
Federal Boyish Market Legend
  07/15/25
but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
Impressive orchestra pit
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gold exhilarant house mood
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Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo th...
Vibrant Nursing Home Lettuce
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...
gold exhilarant house mood
  07/15/25
Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
brilliant vigorous candlestick maker
  07/15/25
Oh epah fucked up
razzle-dazzle emerald trailer park
  07/15/25
baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad
soul-stirring trust fund
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gold exhilarant house mood
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Zippy Indian Lodge
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baldmo judge tp
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abusive swashbuckling senate deer antler
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thriller seedy tanning salon
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indigo space private investor
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needs legal advice
Bipolar rehab
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Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol
Federal Boyish Market Legend
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Carnelian newt
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Imagine?
Swollen Spectacular Theater
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Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of &ls...
Swollen Spectacular Theater
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"I can turn him straight"
Impressive orchestra pit
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Cracking International Law Enforcement Agency
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Federal Boyish Market Legend
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Swollen Spectacular Theater
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indigo space private investor
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Gay Office Digit Ratio
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rebellious scourge upon the earth
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Autistic diverse gunner
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The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on ...
brilliant vigorous candlestick maker
  07/15/25
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Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
Impressive orchestra pit
  07/15/25
“If your honors would like…”
Swollen Spectacular Theater
  07/15/25
Tho humble
razzle-dazzle emerald trailer park
  07/15/25
we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation
Zippy Indian Lodge
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Vibrant Nursing Home Lettuce
  07/15/25
lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
Impressive orchestra pit
  07/15/25
That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well w...
brilliant vigorous candlestick maker
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Impressive orchestra pit
  07/15/25
he's doing great court has no interests in his opponents ...
cerebral cocky prole
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I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living ea...
Swollen Spectacular Theater
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flushed lodge
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Relatively modest recovery tp
gold exhilarant house mood
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Took some umbrage tp Unbridled success tp
gold exhilarant house mood
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Impressive orchestra pit
  07/15/25
Further errors tp
gold exhilarant house mood
  07/15/25
forwent work
razzle-dazzle emerald trailer park
  07/15/25
looking at their firm size tp
Impressive orchestra pit
  07/15/25
Just realized that the firm they went against in this case i...
Federal Boyish Market Legend
  07/15/25
Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny...
Impressive orchestra pit
  07/15/25
Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
Racy infuriating locale
  07/15/25
*gayer
razzle-dazzle emerald trailer park
  07/15/25
That’s how all people from CA sound
Racy infuriating locale
  07/15/25
Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
soul-stirring trust fund
  07/15/25
He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm...
indigo space private investor
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Gay Office Digit Ratio
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kike
Adventurous Underhanded Toaster Boiling Water
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brilliant vigorous candlestick maker
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glittery pale ratface garrison
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Histrionic sapphire roommate
  07/16/25
Agreed Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts he...
Federal Boyish Market Legend
  07/15/25
he's just "eccentric"
soul-stirring trust fund
  07/15/25
why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose t...
Impressive orchestra pit
  07/15/25
tls fox
indigo space private investor
  07/15/25
https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html je...
Impressive orchestra pit
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lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liber...
indigo space private investor
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Cracking International Law Enforcement Agency
  07/15/25
"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the fir...
Federal Boyish Market Legend
  07/15/25
did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in th...
Saffron heady forum
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Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
Cobalt curious queen of the night shrine
  07/15/25
let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting
razzle-dazzle emerald trailer park
  07/15/25
gonna have to be way more specific
Impressive orchestra pit
  07/15/25
👋
brilliant vigorous candlestick maker
  07/15/25
"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four bl...
abusive swashbuckling senate deer antler
  07/15/25
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brilliant vigorous candlestick maker
  07/15/25
You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had ...
abusive swashbuckling senate deer antler
  07/15/25
It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂
brilliant vigorous candlestick maker
  07/15/25
Lmaooooo What was all the discussion about novelty and co...
abusive swashbuckling senate deer antler
  07/15/25
We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on Califor...
brilliant vigorous candlestick maker
  07/15/25
Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind jury plain...
abusive swashbuckling senate deer antler
  07/15/25
Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity....
brilliant vigorous candlestick maker
  07/15/25
Defense taking umbrage tp
Impressive orchestra pit
  07/15/25
I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.
abusive swashbuckling senate deer antler
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Kenneth Play
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indigo space private investor
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indecent soggy elastic band school cafeteria
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was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?
Bat-shit-crazy brindle useless brakes
  07/15/25
pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris
Cracking International Law Enforcement Agency
  07/15/25
Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut
Wonderful community account athletic conference
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WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) wh...
Aqua startled stage fortuitous meteor
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stfu fag
razzle-dazzle emerald trailer park
  07/15/25
It is good to be home.
Aqua startled stage fortuitous meteor
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the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polit...
flushed lodge
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Cracking International Law Enforcement Agency
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litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest...
Bipolar rehab
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not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (cand...
flushed lodge
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s
Bipolar rehab
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im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and manneri...
flushed lodge
  07/15/25
ive listened to tsinah as well 😔
Bipolar rehab
  07/15/25
He’s really good
Gay Office Digit Ratio
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im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encoun...
Medicated coiffed principal's office juggernaut
  07/15/25
180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster
Federal Boyish Market Legend
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as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being h...
rebellious scourge upon the earth
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jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contributi...
flushed lodge
  07/15/25
slaveholders were 180 tho
razzle-dazzle emerald trailer park
  07/15/25
EPAH is worse than any slaveholder
rebellious scourge upon the earth
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Passionate son of senegal puppy
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So thoughtful! So moderate!
Hot Library
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you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you ...
flushed lodge
  07/15/25
You really aren’t In a position to comment yet. And ...
Laughsome cumskin
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Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. T...
Laughsome cumskin
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ty pumo
brilliant vigorous candlestick maker
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Pungent Bronze Liquid Oxygen Parlor
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this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice an...
flushed lodge
  07/16/25
You have no idea what you are talking about.
razzle burgundy stage therapy
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im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk...
flushed lodge
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crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp
Medicated coiffed principal's office juggernaut
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If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge ta...
Autistic diverse gunner
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gold exhilarant house mood
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Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time...
Histrionic sapphire roommate
  07/16/25
You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress
fragrant national security agency coldplay fan
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Gorgeous guy
brilliant vigorous candlestick maker
  07/16/25
So do your black gorillas gf peg you? When you go &ldquo...
puce dopamine doctorate
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At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White an...
Medicated coiffed principal's office juggernaut
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous candlestick maker

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: confused regret

lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous candlestick maker

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Pungent Bronze Liquid Oxygen Parlor



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: titillating twinkling home

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous candlestick maker

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: titillating twinkling home

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous candlestick maker

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: titillating twinkling home

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Painfully Honest Step-uncle's House

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous candlestick maker

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Adventurous Underhanded Toaster Boiling Water

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Cracking International Law Enforcement Agency

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous candlestick maker

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Cracking International Law Enforcement Agency

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous candlestick maker



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy brindle useless brakes



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Sadistic mustard hairy legs alpha



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring trust fund

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous candlestick maker

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring trust fund

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Kenneth Play

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle emerald trailer park

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous candlestick maker

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: hyperventilating walnut box office

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring trust fund

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: hyperventilating walnut box office

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: thriller seedy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103242)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Swollen Spectacular Theater

The N-word would be a clever wink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49101551)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: glittery pale ratface garrison

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring trust fund

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: sable organic girlfriend really tough guy

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: sable organic girlfriend really tough guy

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: exciting brass national

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: titillating twinkling home

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous candlestick maker

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: titillating twinkling home

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Hot Library

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Appetizing Light Abode

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Carmine Piazza Half-breed

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Impressive orchestra pit

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Cracking International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Impressive orchestra pit

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Cracking International Law Enforcement Agency

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Carmine Piazza Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Impressive orchestra pit

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Federal Boyish Market Legend

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Cracking International Law Enforcement Agency

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Federal Boyish Market Legend

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Vibrant Nursing Home Lettuce

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: cerebral cocky prole

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Impressive orchestra pit

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Impressive orchestra pit

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: learning disabled turdskin pit

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Carmine Piazza Half-breed

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: gold exhilarant house mood

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Federal Boyish Market Legend

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Impressive orchestra pit

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Vibrant Nursing Home Lettuce

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Impressive orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Swollen Spectacular Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: flushed lodge

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: rambunctious angry sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: gold exhilarant house mood

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Impressive orchestra pit

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Federal Boyish Market Legend

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Impressive orchestra pit

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: gold exhilarant house mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Vibrant Nursing Home Lettuce

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: gold exhilarant house mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous candlestick maker

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle emerald trailer park

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring trust fund

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: gold exhilarant house mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Zippy Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Swollen Spectacular Theater

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: indigo space private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: abusive swashbuckling senate deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Sadistic mustard hairy legs alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: thriller seedy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: indigo space private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Bipolar rehab

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Federal Boyish Market Legend

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Carnelian newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Swollen Spectacular Theater

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Swollen Spectacular Theater

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Impressive orchestra pit

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Cracking International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Federal Boyish Market Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Swollen Spectacular Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: indigo space private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Gay Office Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: rebellious scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Sadistic mustard hairy legs alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Autistic diverse gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous candlestick maker

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Impressive orchestra pit

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Swollen Spectacular Theater

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle emerald trailer park

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Zippy Indian Lodge

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Vibrant Nursing Home Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Impressive orchestra pit

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous candlestick maker

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Impressive orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: cerebral cocky prole

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Swollen Spectacular Theater

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: flushed lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: gold exhilarant house mood

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: gold exhilarant house mood

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Impressive orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: gold exhilarant house mood

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle emerald trailer park

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Impressive orchestra pit

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Federal Boyish Market Legend

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Impressive orchestra pit

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Racy infuriating locale

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle emerald trailer park

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Racy infuriating locale

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring trust fund

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: indigo space private investor

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Gay Office Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Adventurous Underhanded Toaster Boiling Water

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Sadistic mustard hairy legs alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Copper Insecure Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: rambunctious angry sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: glittery pale ratface garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Histrionic sapphire roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Federal Boyish Market Legend

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring trust fund

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Impressive orchestra pit

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: indigo space private investor

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Impressive orchestra pit

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: indigo space private investor

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Cracking International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Federal Boyish Market Legend

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Saffron heady forum

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Cobalt curious queen of the night shrine

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle emerald trailer park

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Impressive orchestra pit

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous candlestick maker

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: abusive swashbuckling senate deer antler

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: abusive swashbuckling senate deer antler

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous candlestick maker

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: abusive swashbuckling senate deer antler

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous candlestick maker

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: abusive swashbuckling senate deer antler

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous candlestick maker

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Impressive orchestra pit

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: abusive swashbuckling senate deer antler

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: indigo space private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: indecent soggy elastic band school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy brindle useless brakes

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Cracking International Law Enforcement Agency

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Wonderful community account athletic conference

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Aqua startled stage fortuitous meteor

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle emerald trailer park

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Aqua startled stage fortuitous meteor

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: flushed lodge

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Cracking International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Bipolar rehab

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: flushed lodge

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Bipolar rehab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: flushed lodge

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Bipolar rehab

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Gay Office Digit Ratio

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Medicated coiffed principal's office juggernaut

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Federal Boyish Market Legend

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: rebellious scourge upon the earth

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: flushed lodge

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle emerald trailer park

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: rebellious scourge upon the earth

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Passionate son of senegal puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Hot Library

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: flushed lodge

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Laughsome cumskin

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Laughsome cumskin

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: brilliant vigorous candlestick maker

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Pungent Bronze Liquid Oxygen Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: flushed lodge

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: razzle burgundy stage therapy

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: flushed lodge

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Medicated coiffed principal's office juggernaut

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Autistic diverse gunner

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: gold exhilarant house mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Histrionic sapphire roommate

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: fragrant national security agency coldplay fan

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous candlestick maker

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: puce dopamine doctorate

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Medicated coiffed principal's office juggernaut

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49105370)