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🚨 POLL: What will TRUMP announce TONIGHT (4/1) at 9pm EST?

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" en...
flirting incel
  04/01/26
Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the ...
bipolar chocolate coldplay fan principal's office
  04/01/26
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Lemon shrine mood
  04/01/26
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Odious market
  04/01/26
despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say,...
avocado know-it-all national deer antler
  04/01/26
I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has c...
provocative insanely creepy heaven
  04/01/26
oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.
avocado know-it-all national deer antler
  04/01/26
He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor
Lemon shrine mood
  04/01/26
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flirting incel
  04/01/26
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Odious market
  04/01/26
More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"
bearded carmine garrison
  04/01/26
its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided...
overrated fear-inspiring theatre karate
  04/01/26
He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a...
Lemon shrine mood
  04/01/26
why ask us? ask bibi
pearl indian lodge
  04/01/26
Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous de...
Puce filthy personal credit line
  04/01/26
He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's jo...
Spectacular reading party people who are hurt
  04/01/26
with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united s...
avocado know-it-all national deer antler
  04/01/26
rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war w...
geriatric very tactful background story area
  04/01/26
*nailed it*
geriatric very tactful background story area
  04/02/26
He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency
ruby charismatic plaza
  04/01/26
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bipolar chocolate coldplay fan principal's office
  04/01/26
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glittery windowlicker
  04/01/26
maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)
Nofapping hairraiser ceo
  04/01/26
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Odious market
  04/01/26
Khargcoin
Laughsome stage preventive strike
  04/01/26
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Dead institution mad cow disease
  04/01/26
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bipolar chocolate coldplay fan principal's office
  04/01/26
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Sepia Point
  04/01/26
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electric trailer park
  04/01/26
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topaz brunch regret
  04/01/26
*EDT you mean
Startled Parlour Stain
  04/01/26
politico says its a mission accomplished speech
avocado know-it-all national deer antler
  04/01/26
it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then
Laughsome stage preventive strike
  04/01/26
He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell ...
Internet-worthy unholy locale
  04/01/26
It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he do...
godawful bawdyhouse
  04/01/26
Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem...
Odious market
  04/01/26
It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge wh...
Startled Parlour Stain
  04/01/26
Boots on the ground obviously
flushed cracking church
  04/01/26
Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pr...
Orchid Parlor
  04/01/26
Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabili...
Doobsian Mediation Halford
  04/01/26
Infrastructure Week
Beady-eyed cocky cuck site
  04/01/26
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Startled Parlour Stain
  04/01/26
He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hor...
electric trailer park
  04/01/26
"I'm gay."
Titillating soggy lodge
  04/01/26
We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning!...
topaz brunch regret
  04/01/26


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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: flirting incel

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" end to the operation with the right to "hit Iran harder than they've ever been hit before" if they get hostile. Also tells NATO to fuck off and good luck with Hormuz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786505)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: bipolar chocolate coldplay fan principal's office

Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the stock market like a personal casino

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786509)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Lemon shrine mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786571)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: Odious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787045)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: avocado know-it-all national deer antler

despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say, they're really great, no one has seen anything like it - iran is unwilling to open the strait, so we're taking kharg island. many good service members will die and gas prices will rise, but that's a small price to pay to make america great again. baal demands a sacrifice once and in awhile and we're gonna give him one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786513)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: provocative insanely creepy heaven

I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has correctly predicted everything about Iran this year just bet $800K that he’s going to announce large ground invasion tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786518)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: avocado know-it-all national deer antler

oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786521)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Lemon shrine mood

He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786574)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: flirting incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786654)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Odious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787047)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: bearded carmine garrison

More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786663)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: overrated fear-inspiring theatre karate

its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided, like he literally maybe wants to leave but the jews have control over him. he will just make a last min decision and be like oh wells

also possible he's gonna announce ground, thats why stocks boomed today, they pumped them and bought puts which will print money tomorrow

its weird he is doing this on a wed, he cld have waited for thurs and then market closed on fri. but he did it today so his jew friends can scam the options market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786666)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Lemon shrine mood

He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a good fast to the First Born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786673)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: pearl indian lodge

why ask us? ask bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786674)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Puce filthy personal credit line

Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous deadline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786710)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Spectacular reading party people who are hurt

He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786716)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: avocado know-it-all national deer antler

with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united states marine corps selects baron trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786736)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: geriatric very tactful background story area

rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war will end shortly with strong threat to Iran he may escalate if provoked-- in short, he will spout the same old same old lies (of omission) to buy time for an ignominious and forced retreat from the Persian Gulf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786720)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 5:49 AM
Author: geriatric very tactful background story area

*nailed it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49788422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: ruby charismatic plaza

He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786950)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: bipolar chocolate coldplay fan principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786956)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: glittery windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786975)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Nofapping hairraiser ceo

maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786976)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Odious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787049)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Laughsome stage preventive strike

Khargcoin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787064)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Dead institution mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787222)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: bipolar chocolate coldplay fan principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787225)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Sepia Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787241)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: electric trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787126)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: topaz brunch regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787249)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Startled Parlour Stain

*EDT you mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786991)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: avocado know-it-all national deer antler

politico says its a mission accomplished speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786994)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Laughsome stage preventive strike

it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787002)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Internet-worthy unholy locale

He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell out of it for 10 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787011)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: godawful bawdyhouse

It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he does a Godfather baptism scene kinda thing where all the remaining Iranian leaders get got simultaneously in kooky ways during the speech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787059)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Odious market

Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem’s tits



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787060)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Startled Parlour Stain

It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge who halted construction on the Beautiful Ballroom. With some asides about the SCOTUS hearing, since he'll be thinking about legal issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787109)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: flushed cracking church

Boots on the ground obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787113)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Orchid Parlor

Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pretty well scrubbed from the internet, but he's going to do something like this:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/09/donald-trump-birther-obama-press-conference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787120)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Doobsian Mediation Halford

Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabilities entirely. Which justifies boots on the ground.

I am sympathetic to this argument. Hate me if you want but there's logic to the argument that Iran can never have nuclear capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787121)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed cocky cuck site

Infrastructure Week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787122)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: Startled Parlour Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49788257)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: electric trailer park

He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hormuz is Europe’s problem now then he will invade Kharg island Friday night/Saturday morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787123)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Titillating soggy lodge

"I'm gay."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787226)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: topaz brunch regret

We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning! That is why I signed the Declaration of Big Win with the lawful Iranian leader whom I personally crowned the Shah yesterday at Mar-A-Largo. Also, we will be renaming Haramuzian strait (seriously, what kind of name is it?) into the Trump Win Strait. I am also introducing the BigWinCoin and BigWin hats available for sale now on the White House website. For only $39.99 you can purchase a beautiful Big Win hat, but for $3,999.99 you can have a special edition BigWin hat personally signed by me. For $399.99 signed by Marco Rubio. And the best winning news - we accept WinCoin now, purchases with WinCoin get a special 20% Big Win discount. TODAY ONLY! Also, TODAY ONLY you can have your BigWin hat shipped free, normally $7.99!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787327)