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Should I fire one of my shitlaw associates?

Her job is "intake," which basically means sales. ...
Charismatic trust fund
  04/06/26
She sounds fat and brown
Bisexual Gunner Heaven
  04/06/26
Correctamundo. Although if she was making her sales goals I...
Charismatic trust fund
  04/06/26
sales is phenotype imho
Fishy Underhanded National Security Agency Regret
  04/06/26
CR even over the phone and especially with proles. They basi...
Supple multi-billionaire pervert
  04/06/26
Wow
sienna orchestra pit
  04/07/26
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Filthy Maroon Queen Of The Night Fat Ankles
  04/07/26
There are some great CLEs out there on "making your sal...
Stirring Business Firm
  04/06/26
Seems like that does not serve the purpose of CLE.
flickering mauve striped hyena
  04/06/26
Practice area? Fat and brown would work well for crim maybe ...
Smoky main people
  04/06/26
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racy pit
  04/06/26
sounds like an obvious yes. you could also tie her comp to h...
maniacal masturbator
  04/06/26
She's already paid purely on commission. She doesn't sell, ...
Charismatic trust fund
  04/06/26
My take is that if she works hard you should keep her. Hire ...
violet aromatic immigrant garrison
  04/06/26
Was definitely planning to offer her another job in the firm...
Charismatic trust fund
  04/06/26
shrewd. you don't need an EoD suit on your hands. Maybe sp...
Heady Tripping Senate
  04/07/26
Yeah I'm sure he just needs to invest MOAR resources and eff...
Bisexual Gunner Heaven
  04/07/26
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Charismatic trust fund
  04/06/26


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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Charismatic trust fund

Her job is "intake," which basically means sales. She is one of the attorneys who talks to the teeming mass of humanity that contacts my shitlaw firm daily, and tries to convince them to pay us money.

She has been doing the job for a couple of months now. I hired her after another chick who was covering her sales territory quit. Previous chick did very well incidentally.

Anyway, she has never really taken off. Has had like one good week in her time in the job, usually is about 30-50% below the sales of her predecessor. Is also defensive and resistant to coaching. I have spent a lot of time sitting with her on calls. She works hard and says the right things, but it's just not clicking. Should I fire her? If not, how do I get her on track?

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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: Bisexual Gunner Heaven

She sounds fat and brown

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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Charismatic trust fund

Correctamundo. Although if she was making her sales goals I wouldn't care what she is. How did you know?

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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Fishy Underhanded National Security Agency Regret

sales is phenotype imho

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Supple multi-billionaire pervert

CR even over the phone and especially with proles. They basically can’t differentiate between “I would fuck this person” and “I trust this person.”

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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: sienna orchestra pit

Wow

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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:12 AM
Author: Filthy Maroon Queen Of The Night Fat Ankles



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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Stirring Business Firm

There are some great CLEs out there on "making your sales goals as a lawyer." Maybe send her to one?

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: flickering mauve striped hyena

Seems like that does not serve the purpose of CLE.

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: Smoky main people

Practice area? Fat and brown would work well for crim maybe not boutique litigation.

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: racy pit



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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: maniacal masturbator

sounds like an obvious yes. you could also tie her comp to her performance, but it sounds like she just doesn’t get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854320&forum_id=2...id#49798927)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Charismatic trust fund

She's already paid purely on commission. She doesn't sell, she doesn't eat. So I'm not paying her a bunch of money, but I'm missing out on sales leads that I'm spending a lot of money to generate.

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: violet aromatic immigrant garrison

My take is that if she works hard you should keep her. Hire someone else and slowly transition her out of this role. A hard worker is hard to find these days and she probably could do another job better. If it still doesn’t work out you can just say, “hey I tried you in two different roles and it wasn’t a fit.” Makes you seem less capricious, especially if she were to find this thread.

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: Charismatic trust fund

Was definitely planning to offer her another job in the firm if I fire her from this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854320&forum_id=2...id#49798943)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:28 AM
Author: Heady Tripping Senate

shrewd. you don't need an EoD suit on your hands.

Maybe spend some $ to send her to a sales course? go on written record saying she needs to improve?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854320&forum_id=2...id#49799448)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:36 AM
Author: Bisexual Gunner Heaven

Yeah I'm sure he just needs to invest MOAR resources and effort into the underperforming fat brown who is also resistant to training

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Date: April 6th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Charismatic trust fund



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