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HYPO: $10M to complete one pass in the NFL for a gain. Otherwise, become benzo.
| multi-colored dun private investor | 09/08/24 |
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Date: September 8th, 2024 1:26 PM Author: multi-colored dun private investor You will have the entire game playing for whichever team you choose against whichever team you choose (other than the team for which you'll be QB). In any snap in which you elect to play, you will be responsible for everything the QB would do, except play call, which is left to the head coach. You will have as long as you need to learn the plays. If you successfully complete one pass for a gain, you will instantly receive $10M. If, after the game, you have not completed a pass, you will instantly become benzo.
EDIT: for clarification, a pass for a gain means you throw a forward pass inside the tackle box or a forward pass outside of it and behind the line of scrimmage. The pass itself is caught for a gain. I.e., you can't toss it back to a running back who gains a yard. |
Date: September 8th, 2024 1:31 PM Author: godawful flickering dysfunction I would sit the game out, then become benzo & collect way more than $10 million in vaccine settlements and options trading. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590760&forum_id=2...id#48062715) |
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Date: September 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: filthy psychic elastic band shrewd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590760&forum_id=2...id#48066472) |
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Date: September 8th, 2024 1:36 PM Author: pea-brained nofapping chapel shotgun formation -> screen pass or shovel pass to halfback
hope you weren't operating on burst iq when you conceived of this lol |
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Date: September 8th, 2024 1:37 PM Author: multi-colored dun private investor LJL do really think you could complete that pass in the NFL before some DT eats you for lunch and completely ruins your chances? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590760&forum_id=2...id#48062735) |
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Date: September 8th, 2024 1:39 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Marvelous Codepig Pisswyrm CR here is to bring the coach and WR into the deal.
"Coach, I will give you $3M if you work with me on this. WR, same deal. I need you to spend about a 30 minutes with me as I take snaps with your practice squad, so you can see the extent of my limits taking snap, dropping back, and throwing ball under some pressure.
Next, I need you to design a handful of plays for exactly 1-2 yards. These should be sure-thing plays, built with my limitations in mind. We have a whole game to make one of them work. Anything that doesnt work quickly Im obviously throwing the ball laterally into the sidelines before Im killed.
If we get one success, you each get $3m cash untaxed, and I get $4M."
I think if we get 20-30 offensive touches a game, we can get one of these plays to work and cash in.
Problem starts to be thinking outside the hypo. For me to get all 30 tries, it means our offense is constantly going 3 and out, the whole game. They probably both get fired for participating in this and costing the franchise millions.
The other wrinkle is the defense realizing, "holy shit they are just trying to complete one one-yard pass all day. Let's stack 11 guys on the line."
If you could magic-wand away this shit, and make the defense play normal defense, AND the plays were designed for me, I think its doable.
Probably a roll out where half the line rolls out to protect me, with a WR cluster on that side forming some 1 yard screen. My target just turns around after one step and catches my wobbling pass |
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Date: September 8th, 2024 1:43 PM Author: multi-colored dun private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590760&forum_id=2...id#48062761) |
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Date: September 9th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: rambunctious burgundy garrison haunted graveyard This, but their cut could literally be $1m and they'd do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590760&forum_id=2...id#48066323) |
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Date: September 9th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: filthy psychic elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590760&forum_id=2...id#48066479) |
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Date: September 8th, 2024 1:42 PM Author: Cocky hall quadroon Assuming I wouldn’t get benched, I could absolutely do this. Doesn’t seem that hard tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590760&forum_id=2...id#48062754) |
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Date: September 8th, 2024 1:44 PM Author: Poppy nursing home lol at our bowlcut autists and injun poasters imagining they can survive a series as qb in the nfl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590760&forum_id=2...id#48062762) |
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Date: September 8th, 2024 1:49 PM Author: multi-colored dun private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590760&forum_id=2...id#48062781) |
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Date: September 8th, 2024 7:39 PM Author: multi-colored dun private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590760&forum_id=2...id#48063858) |
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Date: September 8th, 2024 7:42 PM Author: cerebral friendly grandma yes, this is not particularly hard with that as your only goal if you take immediate death from the first sack out of the equation, plenty of nfl passes are just three yards to some dood being set up by the entire offense, I can indeed throw the ball 10 feet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590760&forum_id=2...id#48063867) |
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Date: September 8th, 2024 7:46 PM Author: Arousing mad cow disease space Sure. Played QB in HS. Pretty sure I could complete at least one WR screen or slant if I get 40 attempts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590760&forum_id=2...id#48063883) |
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Date: September 9th, 2024 12:15 PM Author: multi-colored dun private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590760&forum_id=2...id#48066248) |
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Date: September 9th, 2024 12:22 PM Author: Fluffy university hissy fit run up the gut run up the gut
take 5x delay of games
pass for 1 yard while defense is back by the sticks |
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Date: September 9th, 2024 12:40 PM Author: rambunctious burgundy garrison haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590760&forum_id=2...id#48066329) |
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Date: September 9th, 2024 12:44 PM Author: godawful flickering dysfunction Now you're thinking like an attorney (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590760&forum_id=2...id#48066346) |
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Date: September 9th, 2024 12:47 PM Author: Yellow Dead Sex Offender Den I could absolutely do this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590760&forum_id=2...id#48066362) |
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Date: September 9th, 2024 12:50 PM Author: bistre principal's office degenerate To be fair,
Wait, so you're saying I either have to complete one pass in the NFL and get paid $10 million flat, or else I become a financial genius who can easily make >$1 billion in the stock market in under a year if I want?
What's the downside here? I'm not following. |
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Date: September 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: citrine mad-dog skullcap Easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590760&forum_id=2...id#48066379) |