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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
big-titted native
  11/17/13
wow great point man
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  11/17/13
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galvanic gaping
  02/09/14
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  12/01/13
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primrose excitant box office
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
spruce den people who are hurt
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Brass charismatic institution
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
soul-stirring roast beef area
  11/18/13
tp
Battle Diaper Alita
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
Razzmatazz Claret Locus Son Of Senegal
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
primrose excitant box office
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
big-titted native
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
racy fantasy-prone stain
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Vigorous Temple
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Laughsome Anal Tanning Salon
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
big-titted native
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
orange place of business stag film
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
big-titted native
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
insanely creepy skinny woman sex offender
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
Ebony Rehab
  04/07/16
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Crusty Vibrant Main People
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
lilac stage
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
boyish friendly grandma
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
Arrogant resort
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
saffron razzle-dazzle hell incel
  11/17/13
?
impertinent offensive station
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
pale headpube
  11/18/13
Well?
Peach Corner Quadroon
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
bateful orchestra pit feces
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
Buck-toothed windowlicker
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
primrose excitant box office
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
erotic chapel
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
frum regret state
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
Buck-toothed windowlicker
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
big-titted native
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
Buck-toothed windowlicker
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
frum regret state
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
big-titted native
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
Buck-toothed windowlicker
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
big-titted native
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station
  11/17/13
You're done here
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  11/19/13
(idiot)
Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station
  11/17/13
...
azure gaped sandwich blood rage
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
Motley sexy gunner
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
big-titted native
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
azure gaped sandwich blood rage
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
Laughsome Anal Tanning Salon
  11/17/13
...
Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
azure gaped sandwich blood rage
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
Vermilion Puppy
  11/17/13
only?
Motley sexy gunner
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
big-titted native
  11/17/13
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Rusted zippy degenerate
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
multi-colored space
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
big-titted native
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
frum regret state
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
Pink ladyboy
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
azure gaped sandwich blood rage
  11/17/13
lol
Pink ladyboy
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
multi-colored space
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
Motley sexy gunner
  11/17/13
lmao.
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  11/18/13
cq
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Battle Diaper Alita
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
jet theater
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
soul-stirring roast beef area
  11/18/13
Underrated
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  11/18/13
holy shit lol
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tyft mental image
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  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
burgundy faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
burgundy faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
multi-colored space
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
henna digit ratio theatre
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
jet theater
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
burgundy faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
jet theater
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
azure gaped sandwich blood rage
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
burgundy faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
glittery forum
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
burgundy faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
burgundy faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
glittery forum
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
glittery forum
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
glittery forum
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
jet theater
  11/17/13
LOL
Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
burgundy faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
jet theater
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
burgundy faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
jet theater
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
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  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
erotic chapel
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
hideous university
  11/17/13
really embarassing
vivacious cream national
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
big-titted native
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
burgundy faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
jet theater
  11/17/13
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slap-happy titillating stage
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
Motley sexy gunner
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
big-titted native
  11/17/13
well executed flame
Sick School Stock Car
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
Heady Turquoise Senate Ceo
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
Sepia electric menage
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
jet theater
  11/17/13
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  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
apoplectic adventurous gay wizard idiot
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
big-titted native
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
apoplectic adventurous gay wizard idiot
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
big-titted native
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
Red Public Bath
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
frisky school cafeteria toilet seat
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
Red Public Bath
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
Puce market coldplay fan
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
big-titted native
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
Puce market coldplay fan
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
Red Public Bath
  11/18/13
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smoky heaven boiling water
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
Plum lay
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
big-titted native
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
Red Public Bath
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
startled psychic
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
pale headpube
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
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  11/18/13
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(Jeff Bridges)
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
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I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
light dog poop
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
big-titted native
  11/19/13
...
big-titted native
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
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duck-like mental disorder
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awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
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  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
Heady Turquoise Senate Ceo
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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idiotic blue personal credit line center
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
big-titted native
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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big-titted native
  12/22/14
if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
Comical antidepressant drug
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: big-titted native

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: curious umber brunch pistol

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: galvanic gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: big-titted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24547190)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: primrose excitant box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: spruce den people who are hurt

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Brass charismatic institution

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring roast beef area

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Claret Locus Son Of Senegal

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: primrose excitant box office

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: big-titted native

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: racy fantasy-prone stain

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Vigorous Temple

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Laughsome Anal Tanning Salon

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: big-titted native

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: orange place of business stag film

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: big-titted native

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: insanely creepy skinny woman sex offender

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Ebony Rehab

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Crusty Vibrant Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: lilac stage

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: boyish friendly grandma

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Arrogant resort

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: saffron razzle-dazzle hell incel

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: impertinent offensive station

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: pale headpube

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Peach Corner Quadroon

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: bateful orchestra pit feces

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Buck-toothed windowlicker

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: primrose excitant box office

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: erotic chapel

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: frum regret state

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Buck-toothed windowlicker

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: big-titted native

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Buck-toothed windowlicker

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: frum regret state

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: big-titted native

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Buck-toothed windowlicker

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: big-titted native

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac jewess gaming laptop

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: azure gaped sandwich blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Motley sexy gunner

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: big-titted native

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: azure gaped sandwich blood rage

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Laughsome Anal Tanning Salon

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: azure gaped sandwich blood rage

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: Vermilion Puppy

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Motley sexy gunner

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: big-titted native

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Rusted zippy degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: multi-colored space

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: big-titted native

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: frum regret state

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Pink ladyboy

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: azure gaped sandwich blood rage

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Pink ladyboy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: multi-colored space

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Motley sexy gunner

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring roast beef area

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Parlour

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: jet theater

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring roast beef area

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: slap-happy titillating stage

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Marvelous jew field

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Comical antidepressant drug

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: nofapping athletic conference

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: burgundy faggot firefighter

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: burgundy faggot firefighter

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: multi-colored space

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: henna digit ratio theatre

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: jet theater

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: burgundy faggot firefighter

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: jet theater

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: azure gaped sandwich blood rage

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: burgundy faggot firefighter

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: glittery forum

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: burgundy faggot firefighter

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: burgundy faggot firefighter

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: glittery forum

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: glittery forum

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: glittery forum

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: jet theater

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Misanthropic Odious Dingle Berry Gas Station

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: burgundy faggot firefighter

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: jet theater

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: burgundy faggot firefighter

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: jet theater

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: brindle reading party love of her life

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: erotic chapel

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: hideous university

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: vivacious cream national

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: big-titted native

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: burgundy faggot firefighter

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: jet theater

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: slap-happy titillating stage

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Motley sexy gunner

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: big-titted native

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Sick School Stock Car

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Heady Turquoise Senate Ceo

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Sepia electric menage

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Amber coiffed hissy fit depressive

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: jet theater

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: chartreuse mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: startled psychic

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Flushed alcoholic liquid oxygen international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: chartreuse mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: ivory razzle national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: apoplectic adventurous gay wizard idiot

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: big-titted native

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: apoplectic adventurous gay wizard idiot

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: big-titted native

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Red Public Bath

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: frisky school cafeteria toilet seat

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Red Public Bath

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Puce market coldplay fan

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: big-titted native

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Puce market coldplay fan

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Red Public Bath

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: smoky heaven boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Plum lay

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: big-titted native

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Red Public Bath

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: startled psychic

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: pale headpube

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Useless philosopher-king

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Soggy shrine

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Big hot mother stead

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Rusted zippy degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: canary wonderful cruise ship indirect expression

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: light dog poop

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: big-titted native

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: big-titted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Heady Turquoise Senate Ceo

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: ultramarine scourge upon the earth turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: duck-like mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Bearded provocative tattoo

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Heady Turquoise Senate Ceo

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Whorehouse Death Wish

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: idiotic blue personal credit line center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: big-titted native

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: fishy karate rigor

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: big-titted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Comical antidepressant drug

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Low-t navy piazza goal in life

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: hairless sweet tailpipe

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Arousing carmine marketing idea church

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: big-titted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Comical antidepressant drug

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Lake address

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Dashing abnormal spot water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: big-titted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: big-titted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Ebony Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone wrinkle ticket booth

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Clear Fragrant Fortuitous Meteor

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Concupiscible citrine bawdyhouse azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Ebony Rehab

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: flesh macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: big-titted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#37197656)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: big-titted native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#38290169)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#39243540)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: lascivious disgusting filthpig abode

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: talented office cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#47457883)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: Cerebral honey-headed theater stage prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#47457843)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Dessert Fox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#49397800)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#49397898)